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brotherdoobie
01-26-2004, 09:19 AM
When its time and if you had the choice...What way would you want
to go out.

I would prefer meeting my maker just after acheiving orgasim
through oral sex while smoking a doobie,drinking a beer and
watching the Dallas Cowboys when their 6th Super Bowl. :)

Since I dont believe in a"maker"...Even as an atheist I
believe deep down in my heart on a spritual level
that the memories of that final blowjob will last
for an eternity ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

bigboab
01-26-2004, 09:28 AM
Very confusing for you Brother. You would not know whether you were coming or going. :lol: :lol:

brotherdoobie
01-26-2004, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by bigboab@26 January 2004 - 04:28
Very confusing for you Brother. You would not know whether you were coming or going. :lol: :lol:
I guess it would be both bigboab :lol:

Peace brotherdoobie

Ron
01-26-2004, 10:03 AM
I just figured out that Durex Gossamer is an anagram for orgasms.


Nevermind.

I wanna go like Elijah when I go.

Cheese
01-26-2004, 10:08 AM
I'm going out raging against the dying light... :) (I'm not going gently..)

Ron
01-26-2004, 10:11 AM
The light isn't dying.
If you can't see it anymore, just open your fridge.
It's always hiding there.

UKMan
01-26-2004, 12:13 PM
When i go?? - You mean i aint gonna live forever??

Hmmm... beter start making preperations then...

I leave all my debts to Busyman.
Jonno can have all my mp3's
I donate my puter to medical science - maybe they can find the cure for Internet Madness somewhere in here.
My cat will probably jump out the window again, so he'll be allright.
I leave my books for the library - after all, the own 'em anyways.

That should do it B)

Peace
UKMan

Nimdock
01-26-2004, 03:13 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



I DON'T WANT TO GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

DarthInsinuate
01-26-2004, 03:28 PM
i want to go ironically as possible, so i can live forever in humour - like the poet who was stabbed with his own pen, or the cancer research guy who got cancer

after i die i want to be incinerated, so i can't come back as a zombie, vampire, or any other undead doohickey

Mr. Mulder
01-26-2004, 03:59 PM
I want to jump of something really tall, so it would take ages to hit the ground :)

dwightfry
01-26-2004, 04:03 PM
Well, if it were a natural death, then I want something quick and reletivily painless. But if I had to choose how to die. I would drink a decent amount alcohol, smoke a lot of pot, and take some sleeping pills. I would put one end of a hose in the exaust pipe of my van, and the other end would lead into the window. I would turn on Beck and listen until I pass out and let the exaust take over.

Kitty
01-26-2004, 06:35 PM
I definetly want to go in my sleep, A good friend's mother just passed away from cancer. It was the usual goodnight see you in the morning sort of night. Somewhere in between ten o'clock at night and six in the morning her mom just passed away while sleeping, they said she looked very peacfull when they found her and after having to have spent the last half a year in extream pain, the family was relieved that the end seemed peacefull for mom.

I guess I just don't want to know when It's my time. I'm really against having to die anytime in my future so not knowing would be nice.

bigboab
01-26-2004, 06:41 PM
How do I want to die?

I want to be shot by the owners of the Guinness Book of world Records. To save them altering their entry for the oldest man in the world. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Ok,Ok! I know I am well on the way. :lol:

kAb
01-26-2004, 07:14 PM
I want to go pleased with how my life has gone. Happy. No regrets.

Aaron_T
01-26-2004, 07:19 PM
i want to die in my sleep so i wont know about it.

h1
01-26-2004, 09:54 PM
No regrets here.

Gemby!
01-26-2004, 10:08 PM
firstly i wanna die when im about 40 - if im lucky - i dont really want to live much longer

ok 50 max - but it will be a miracle if its that long

second of all i want to die however- as long as its peaceful :)

bigboab
01-26-2004, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by gemby!@26 January 2004 - 22:08
firstly i wanna die when im about 40 - if im lucky - i dont really want to live much longer

ok 50 max - but it will be a miracle if its that long

second of all i want to die however- as long as its peaceful :)
I wonder if you will still be saying that when you are 39 Gemby? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gemby!
01-26-2004, 10:27 PM
gud point - but i could die tomorrow for all i know !