Ask Uncle Pete

[Pete Waterman]

well then kid, ask uncle pete questions about the world which have been bothering you. uncle pete will try and answer your questions to the best of his knowledge. will you start the fans please :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

Why is Cherry Coke not produced in those really big bottles like all the other brands of coke? :rolleyes:

[fugley]

Where exactly do all the little cheesy bits come from??? :blink:

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by Arcadia@30 January 2004 - 20:39
Why is Cherry Coke not produced in those really big bottles like all the other brands of coke? :rolleyes:
It is.

[Pete Waterman]

cherry coke isnt produced in big bottles because it is seen as one of the lesser liked brands of the coke monoply. therefore to make a decent profit on large bottles coke would have to sell loads of the stuff, you follow kid? which is weird cos people like cherry coke in small doses, in large amounts it is too sickly.

[Samurai]

What is the meaning of life?

Why is it impossible for horses to vomit?

Douglas Bader lost his legs in WWII due to a collision with another aircraft. Was this due to landing gear failure like many suggest?

How many adders live in the UK?

What do American's really think of the British?

More to follow...

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by fugley@30 January 2004 - 20:41
Where exactly do all the little cheesy bits come from??? :blink:
bacteria build up caused by your glands secreting fluids. a good wash every morning is advised.

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley@30 January 2004 - 20:41
Where exactly do all the little cheesy bits come from???    :blink:
after all i clean it regularly with bleach and a brillo pad but half hour later the old gorgonzola is back. :blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by fugley+30 January 2004 - 19:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 30 January 2004 - 19:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@30 January 2004 - 20:41
Where exactly do all the little cheesy bits come from??? :blink:
after all i clean it regularly with bleach and a brillo pad but half hour later the old gorgonzola is back. :blink: [/b][/quote]
Try serving her with divorce papers...

[fugley]

i wash so hard you should be able to eat yer lunch off it&#33;&#33; (lunch anyone??) :blink:

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by Mad Cat+30 January 2004 - 20:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mad Cat @ 30 January 2004 - 20:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Arcadia@30 January 2004 - 20:39
Why is Cherry Coke not produced in those really big bottles like all the other brands of coke? :rolleyes:
It is. [/b]
well some say it isn&#39;t. it is all a matter of perspective.

<!--QuoteBegin-Samurai@30 January 2004 - 20:39

What is the meaning of life?

Why is it impossible for horses to vomit?

Douglas Bader lost his legs in WWII due to a collision with another aircraft. Was this due to landing gear failure like many suggest?

How many adders live in the UK?

What do American&#39;s really think of the British?
[/quote]

the meaning of life is to be happy in yourself and your own choices.

yes landing gear failure

snakes and adders is a popular game amoung snake lovers.
about 400,000

the americans think the british are refined and wankers.

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@30 January 2004 - 20:42
cherry coke isnt produced in big bottles because it is seen as one of the lesser liked brands of the coke monoply. therefore to make a decent profit on large bottles coke would have to sell loads of the stuff, you follow kid? which is weird cos people like cherry coke in small doses, in large amounts it is too sickly.
Cheers uncle pete ;)

[Samurai]

When will we ever see ourselves in spaceships like &#39;Star Trek&#39;?

[fugley]

Perhaps other people are having the same problem with their Ford Focus bodywork&#33; :blink:

[Wizard_Mon1]

What is the wiser path action or non-action?

[Lilmiss]

Where can I buy Cremola Foam from these days? :blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

What`s the halfway point between small and big.???

[fugley]

yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Maaykeeeeeeeeeeeeee me fEEEEEEL LiKE A natOOOOOOOOOOOOORAL WoMARRRRRRRRRRRN&#33;&#33;&#33;

eat my poo Will Gay&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

[fugley]

Surely you can see I&#39;m a potential pop idol? :blink:

[Mad Cat]

What is/are you credit card number(s)?

[Samurai]

Why aren&#39;t you answering fast enough?

[Samurai]

How quick would it take an average man to learn the art of ninjitsu on his own?

Also where would one get free available information on learning said art?

Is my living room big enough to practice said art?

[bigboab]

Why did some idiot design those shopping trolleys so that everything you put in them falls over?

Why did another idiot design the bottom of big Coke bottles to ensure that they fell in the shopping trolleys?

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by Fugley+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fugley)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Perhaps other people are having the same problem with their Ford Focus bodywork&#33; [/b]

yes many people have problems with ford foci, they are troublesome cars.


Originally posted by Wizard_mon+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_mon)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> What is the wiser path action or non-action? [/b]

action


Originally posted by lil miss
Where can I buy Cremola Foam from these days?&nbsp;

http://germansweets.de/members/friego/ is a german site which sells the substitute to cremola foam als this may interest you - www.cremolafoam.co.uk
a site to remember the foam.


Originally posted by enoughfake files
What`s the halfway point between small and big.???&nbsp;

the middle


Originally posted by Fugley
Surely you can see I&#39;m a potential pop idol?

nope i am afraid that wont cut the mustard son.


Originally posted by Mad Cat
What is/are you credit card number(s)?
7


Originally posted by Samurai
Why aren&#39;t you answering fast enough?

i turned mt pc off after 4 days straight as my hdd was at 53 degrees celcius and i wanted to coool it down.

<!--QuoteBegin-Samurai@
How quick would it take an average man to learn the art of ninjitsu on his own?

Also where would one get free available information on learning said art?

Is my living room big enough to practice said art?[/quote]

Average time to learn ninjitsu on your own is a lifetime, if you are on your own how do you learn?

www.google.com

depends on the dimensions of your living room

<!--QuoteBegin-Bigboaber
Why did some idiot design those shopping trolleys so that everything you put in them falls over?

Why did another idiot design the bottom of big Coke bottles to ensure that they fell in the shopping trolleys?&nbsp; [/quote]

maybe asking the designer of the shopping trolley which itself is in dispute as 2 claim to have invented it. Samuel Robinson (http://www.marksalehouse.com/ni_america.esp)
or Tony martin (http://www.geocities.com/robmalloch/dgen.html)

[bigboab]

Thanks Pete. :)

About the Coke bottles?

[Pete Waterman]

you would have to ask the designer of coke bottles one haddon h. Sundblom (http://www.collectimaniac.com/p117-13603-coca-cola-6pk-8oz-christmas-bottles-coke.html)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman+30 January 2004 - 22:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pete Waterman @ 30 January 2004 - 22:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lil miss
Where can I buy Cremola Foam from these days?&nbsp;

http://germansweets.de/members/friego/ is a german site which sells the substitute to cremola foam als this may interest you - www.cremolafoam.co.uk
a site to remember the foam.

[/b][/quote]
Thankyou&#33;&#33;&#33; http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/flowers.gif

[Cheese]

Uncle Pete, why does the lounge have so many ubergayish threads tonight?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@31 January 2004 - 01:01
ubergayish
This means?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@31 January 2004 - 01:01
ubergayish
This means I am having trouble again :(

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab+31 January 2004 - 00:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 31 January 2004 - 00:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@31 January 2004 - 01:01
ubergayish
This means? [/b][/quote]
ubergayish is a term made up by my sister to insult...well...me... :lol:

[121]

Why is the male G spot up the ass? Being hetrosexual I want it on my damn dick :D