The Burger Thread

[Yogi]

http://tomsrant.com:8080/images/burgerburst.jpg
http://www.robobear.com/art/mybrothersbutt/ham-burger.jpg

[bigboab]

Burgers do not cause heart attacks Yogi. Just the ame as roads do not cause road accidents. :)

If you are going to give us two burger theads, then the forum might get a heart attack. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[J'Pol]

Neither do guns kill people.

In fact falling from high buildings is perfectly safe, it is the abrupt stop which causes the problem.

[Gillian_Anderson]

Gillian Anderson loves to have meat in her mouth :)

[Keikan]

Mickey Deez

[Yogi]

Originally posted by J'Pol@1 February 2004 - 14:54
Neither do guns kill people.

In fact falling from high buildings is perfectly safe, it is the abrupt stop which causes the problem.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO!!!!


Yogi

[Cheese]

http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~fritchr/burger.jpg

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab@1 February 2004 - 14:53
Burgers do not cause heart attacks Yogi. Just the ame as roads do not cause road accidents. :)

If you are going to give us two burger theads, then the forum might get a heart attack. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, my pc is a bit doublesighted today.............

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1585000/images/_1588764_food_300.jpg



Nipping down to your local takeaway for your favourite curry might seem yummy, but new research shows you could be loading yourself full of fat and sugar.
The magazine Health Which? looked at the nutritional content of typical meals from Chinese, Indian, Thai, Italian and Tex-Mex menus.

Sweet and sour pork

   
  Fact File 
Takeaway Trivia 

  The UK spends £1,430m a year on takeaways 
  Half of Brits eat out more than once a month 
  Chinese dishes are the most popular choice for UK takeaways 
  Thai food is the healthiest option 
 

Chinese takeaways are the most popular in the UK, but some dishes are particularly unhealthy.

A portion of battered sweet and sour pork with egg fried rice contained a lardy 60g of fat and 44g of sugar.

The nation's favourite curry, chicken tikka masala with pilau rice, clocked up an impressive 47g of fat.

Burger

And a portion of lasagne contained around 45g of fat - that's more than a McDonald's Quarterpounder with cheese and small fries.



Opt for Thai food for a healthier takeaway
Sue Freeman, Managing Editor of Health Which?, said: "There's nothing wrong with eating out or having the odd takeaway.

"But if you're relying on this type of food, arm yourself with the nutritional savvy to know which dishes to go for.

"If you want to reduce your fat intake in particular, go for plain rice, stir-fried or steamed food."




Yogi

[bigboab]

Was it not bad enough. Now we have burgers with Cheese. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Withcheese@1 February 2004 - 14:56
http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~fritchr/burger.jpg
That is sick, with cheese.........

Now this is very healthy:

http://www.hawaiitaro.com/images/taro-burger.jpg

[Yogi]

WTF???

Burger-flavoured pops........... :lol:

http://www.myi2000.com/member/fatwall/productpic/burger.jpg

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by J'Pol@1 February 2004 - 11:54
Neither do guns kill people.

In fact falling from high buildings is perfectly safe, it is the abrupt stop which causes the problem.
It's true, guns don't kill people.






But the guns kinda help.

[Keikan]

McCardiac Disease the new burger

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.ellensburg.com/~grouse/images/kids-burger.gif

:rolleyes:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey+1 February 2004 - 14:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 1 February 2004 - 14:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@1 February 2004 - 11:54
Neither do guns kill people.

In fact falling from high buildings is perfectly safe, it is the abrupt stop which causes the problem.
It&#39;s true, guns don&#39;t kill people.






But the guns kinda help. [/b][/quote]
A baseball bat is a very effective weapon, however the nut at the end of it is the most important part.

Similar to cars really. The most important safety device is the nut attached to the steering wheel.

[bigboab]

True JP. :)


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it :rolleyes: )". :)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab@1 February 2004 - 15:42
True JP. :)


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it :rolleyes: )". :)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@1 February 2004 - 14:42
True JP. :)


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it :rolleyes: )". :)
What does a cockney say to a man with no arms if he wants to know the time.

Have you got a watch on yer cock.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+1 February 2004 - 14:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 1 February 2004 - 14:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@1 February 2004 - 14:42
True JP. :)


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it :rolleyes: )". :)
What does a cockney say to a man with no arms if he wants to know the time.

Have you got a watch on yer cock. [/b][/quote]
:lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+1 February 2004 - 16:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 1 February 2004 - 16:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@1 February 2004 - 14:42
True JP. :)


I once saw saw a footballer in the communial bath with his watch on. I asked him why and he replied it is waterproof. I said to him, "My watch is shockproof, but I dont jump in front of cars with it on(Or without it :rolleyes: )". :)
What does a cockney say to a man with no arms if he wants to know the time.

Have you got a watch on yer cock. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/6086442_F_tn.jpg

[TomsRant]

Hey, that burger picture was actually my dinner one night. It looked so good I took a picture of it.

I found this thread because I noticed this site was in my referrers list. I&#39;m flattered that you "liked"(?) my Photoshop work...hehehe. See the original thread here: Big Juicy Burger... (http://tomsrant.com:8080/2003/7/d27.htm)

If you like that, then check this out: Biscuit Man (http://tomsrant.com:8080/Flash/biscuitman1.html)

:D

Here&#39;s the Main page (http://www.TomsRant.com)

Tom

[Yogi]

Originally posted by TomsRant@3 February 2004 - 14:40
Hey, that burger picture was actually my dinner one night. It looked so good I took a picture of it.

I found this thread because I noticed this site was in my referrers list. I&#39;m flattered that you "liked"(?) my Photoshop work...hehehe. See the original thread here: Big Juicy Burger... (http://tomsrant.com:8080/2003/7/d27.htm)

If you like that, then check this out: Biscuit Man (http://tomsrant.com:8080/Flash/biscuitman1.html)

:D

Here&#39;s the Main page (http://www.TomsRant.com)

Tom
You&#39;re welcome.......

Got it by a yahoo pic-search and yours looked the juiciest.........


Yogi

[Cheese]

...wish I had a burger to go with my white bread...

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Withcheese@11 February 2004 - 13:09
...wish I had a burger to go with my white bread...
Think of a burger very intense&#33;&#33;&#33;

Now eat the bread&#33;&#33;

Do a handstand.

Nah, won&#39;t work.........



Yoha