Nature Abhors A Vacuum

[VaVaVoom]

But this guy fucking loves 'em.

http://xerostar-times.com/dyson.jpg

[j2k4]

Originally posted by VaVaVoom@7 February 2004 - 21:38
But this guy fucking loves 'em.

http://xerostar-times.com/dyson.jpg
Yet nature obviously abides him.......interesting. :P

The friend of my enemy is my....acquaintance? :huh:

[100%]

Meaningless Statement of the Second:

Vacuum Cleaners Suck

[Biggles]

Originally posted by VaVaVoom@8 February 2004 - 01:38
But this guy fucking loves 'em.

http://xerostar-times.com/dyson.jpg
But not carnally one hopes.


:blink:

[bigboab]

I think Fugs would make a good vacuum at the moment, while he is still considering his options. :lol: :lol:

[Lamsey]

They say that the day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.





I disagree, their keyboards and mice are really rather good.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey@8 February 2004 - 13:23
They say that the day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.





I disagree, their keyboards and mice are really rather good.
Bang goes your Microsoft job when you get your degree Liam. :lol: :lol:

[fugley]

I use a Ewbank carpet sweeper a twin tub and mangle. Far better than than that expensive Dyson shite.

:blink:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by fugley@8 February 2004 - 13:51
I use a Ewbank carpet sweeper a twin tub and mangle. Far better than than that expensive Dyson shite.

:blink:
Has your carpet sweeper got a lisp, Fugs. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by bigboab+8 February 2004 - 14:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 8 February 2004 - 14:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@8 February 2004 - 13:51
I use a Ewbank carpet sweeper a twin tub and mangle.&nbsp; Far better than than that expensive Dyson shite.

:blink:
Has your carpet sweeper got a lisp, Fugs. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/bean_laughing_md_wht.gif

[fugley]

Originally posted by bigboab+8 February 2004 - 14:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 8 February 2004 - 14:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@8 February 2004 - 13:51
I use a Ewbank carpet sweeper a twin tub and mangle.&nbsp; Far better than than that expensive Dyson shite.

:blink:
Has your carpet sweeper got a lisp, Fugs. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t get all sarcastic just cos you cannot affored an Ex Kellogs middle weight World Champoin to do your chores&#33;&#33; :blink:

[j2k4]

Fugs-

May I borrow your mangle?

My ex-wife&#39;s favorite blouse is stained, and she needs a wash. ;)

[Agrajag]

If a vacuum contains nothing, how can you make a vacuum cleaner ? :blink:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Agrajag@8 February 2004 - 17:11
If a vacuum contains nothing, how can you make a vacuum cleaner ? :blink:
Yeah-

Only suckers buy vacuum cleaners.

[fugley]

Originally posted by j2k4@8 February 2004 - 21:06
Fugs-

May I borrow your mangle?

My ex-wife&#39;s favorite blouse is stained, and she needs a wash. ;)
My dear feathered colleague - I can assure you that nothing would give me greater pleasure than to allow your good lady to make full utilization of my apparatus.

Will you collect or would you like to take delivery??

:blink:

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by j2k4+8 February 2004 - 21:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 8 February 2004 - 21:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agrajag@8 February 2004 - 17:11
If a vacuum contains nothing, how can you make a vacuum cleaner ?&nbsp; :blink:
Yeah-

Only suckers buy vacuum cleaners. [/b][/quote]
Do bad vacuum cleaners blow.

[namzuf9]

Is there a Dr. Who book of the same title as this thread?
Or am I tripping on the funny fungi again :blink:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Agrajag+8 February 2004 - 19:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 8 February 2004 - 19:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by j2k4@8 February 2004 - 21:23
<!--QuoteBegin-Agrajag@8 February 2004 - 17:11
If a vacuum contains nothing, how can you make a vacuum cleaner ? :blink:
Yeah-

Only suckers buy vacuum cleaners.
Do bad vacuum cleaners blow. [/b][/quote]
All vacuum cleaners, good and bad, blow. :P

[j2k4]

Originally posted by fugley+8 February 2004 - 19:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 8 February 2004 - 19:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@8 February 2004 - 21:06
Fugs-

May I borrow your mangle?

My ex-wife&#39;s favorite blouse is stained, and she needs a wash. ;)
My dear feathered colleague - I can assure you that nothing would give me greater pleasure than to allow your good lady to make full utilization of my apparatus.

Will you collect or would you like to take delivery??

:blink: [/b][/quote]
If I can get her to stop struggling long enough to crate her up and post her, could you just mangle her for me?

I will ship her with blouse-straps cinched tight, and muzzle in place, if you would agree. :huh:

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by j2k4+9 February 2004 - 00:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 &#064; 9 February 2004 - 00:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Agrajag@8 February 2004 - 19:48

Originally posted by j2k4@8 February 2004 - 21:23
<!--QuoteBegin-Agrajag@8 February 2004 - 17:11
If a vacuum contains nothing, how can you make a vacuum cleaner ? :blink:
Yeah-

Only suckers buy vacuum cleaners.
Do bad vacuum cleaners blow.
All vacuum cleaners, good and bad, blow. :P[/b][/quote]
I didn&#39;t even realise that household appliances had morality. Maybe this should be in the fact thread.

[Spatula Geek Girl]

If you ever lose something it will always (and I mean ALWAYS) either be behind the couch in an alien spacecraft far away (this is where I lost my blue socks) or in the vacuum cleaner...remember to look there.




PIIIEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...(&#33;)

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Spatula Geek Girl@8 February 2004 - 21:09
If you ever lose something it will always (and I mean ALWAYS) either be behind the couch in an alien spacecraft far away (this is where I lost my blue socks) or in the vacuum cleaner...remember to look there.




PIIIEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS...(&#33;)
I once found my vacuum cleaner co-mingling with an alien spacecraft behind my couch, though I wasn&#39;t aware of having lost anything.

I sold the resultant litter of vacuums at a nice profit and skipped town. ;)