Movies That Completely Suck

[its]

reno 911 the first movie suck sooo bad i left the theater after paying $20!

[killuminati96]

Shutter Island

I didn't even finish it.

[diceman89]

Anything from the "_____ Movie" series, with the exception of the first Scary Movie.

[darkinc]

Why Did I Get Married Too ? (2010)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1391137/

you should watch this :)

[TheTerminator]

I'm Virgin 2010!

[brisker]

Prince of Persia. Cringy and I really dislike those shakey camera shots that try to make it look all close to he action.

[IdolEyes787]

From other site under "recommend me some comedy movies" ( although OP wrote recommand ,If only I could.If only I could) .


Senseless
You don`t mess with the Zohan
The 40 years old virgin
Get Smart
The spy next door
Kick Ass
Old dogs
Wild hogs
Hot tub time machine
A night at the Roxburry
Dumb & Dumber
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr
Funny people
Date Night
Meet the Fockers
The Hangover
Superbad
Tropic Thunder
Up in the Air
Yes Man
Role Models
Hot Fuzz
Old School
Euro Trip
Road Trip
Knocked Up
Big Stan
The animal
The longest yard
Austin Powers
My cousin Vinny
Rush Hour - all 3 I post it here because I've already hurt the writers retarded feelings enough and even I am above kicking a moran when he's down or in this case because he's apparently too retarded to comprehend the difference between good and horrible and persisting would be like continuing to try to reason with a rock.
I do need to get this off my chest though since his reply to my initial criticism that these were in actual fact some of the worst movies ever made (beyond telling me to fuck off ,which btw was the only thing that he posted that I respect) was these further suggestions.


Fired Up
Year One
17 again
Shaun of the Dead
The Rebound
World's Greatest Dad
When In Rome
The waterboy
Friday
The Men Who Stare At Goats
How high
Meet Dave
Porky`s
Shanghai Knights
The mask
Blades of glory
Norbit
Little man
Bruce Almighty
Are We Done Yet ?
Are We There Yet ?
Drillbit Taylor
Legally Blonde
Liar Liar
Anger Management
Pigs
Van Wilder
College
10 Things I Hate About You
50 First Dates
Click
I Spy
Not Another Teen Movie
The Nutty Professor
Bad Boys
Blue Streak
Nothing To Lose
Sex Drive
Hot Chick
Wedding Crashers
What Women Want
Agent Cody Banks
Big fat liarTo which the OP responded.


you gave so many good movie gonna finish all of them though I have watched more thne half of them. ..he heI thought the ...he he was a nice touch on his part though.

[clocker]

Clash of the Titans.
Only in Hollywood would Zeus be wearing medieval knight's armor and his son Perseus look (and dress) like a Marine trainee.
Only in today's vapid cultural climate would a movie this excruciatingly awful make any money at all.

A total waste of film stock.

[pone44]

I have watched too many lame movies to list them all. I haven't seen a good movie since "Observe and report" in the theater.
Some recent movies that were a waste of time/$:
"Clash of the Titans"(2010) is up there with "Twilight"(1-3). Twilight is a watered down True blood with no plot or story.
"2012"was so slow,i walked out of the theater.
"Killers"(2010) a horrible,boring movie with too much BS action and no story as was "Night and day"(2010).

[1000possibleclaws]

Norbit must be the worst movie to have been in theatres. I can't believe i didn't get up and leave when watching that. I enjoyed Shaun of the Dead though, wasn't terrible or anything for me.

[IdolEyes787]

Not all of the movies on those lists are terrible , some of them are actually pretty good.
All I wanted to do was show that as a whole, a person would have a hard time making a worse list.
Btw in another thread entitled " Write down one Must See Movie " the same guy posted "Senseless". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120820/
Either he totally misunderstood the meaning of the title or else it must be his personal maxim.


Norbit must be the worst movie to have been in theatres.

Go see Grown Ups and tell me if you still hold the same opinion.:sick:

[l33tpirata13]

i think its pretty safe to say "Sorcerer's Apprentice" will suck huge donkey balls.

[capo]

i didn't like catwomen

[Halogen]

Land of the Lost was just horrible.:pinch:

[dogy253]

Superhero movie :|

[alfons]

Clash of the Titans

[IdolEyes787]

I actually (sort of ) watched something called Death Warrior with Gerorge St Pierre,Ramage Jackson and what I take to be a bunch of other MMA "stars".
Without any qualification, simply the worst movie that I have ever (sort of) seen .

Wait sort of was a qualification wasn't it?

[buidanhthuy]

The Last Airbender, so sucks :(

[HongLeong]

"2012" is really not real :(

[clocker]

In two years it will be.

[Townsend]

Clash of the Titans, Feast, The Hills Have Eyes.

But the biggest sucker of all times is

THE BRUCE

[Asterix]

District 9 really sucks

[clocker]

District 9 really sucks
You are dead to me.

[c0ld]

District 9 really sucks
i don't even ??!

[iLOVENZB]

Norbit must be the worst movie to have been in theatres. I can't believe i didn't get up and leave when watching that. I enjoyed Shaun of the Dead though, wasn't terrible or anything for me.

I loved it.

[IdolEyes787]

Norbit must be the worst movie to have been in theatres. I can't believe i didn't get up and leave when watching that. I enjoyed Shaun of the Dead though, wasn't terrible or anything for me.

I loved it.

Hey to each his own.Some guy on another site gave Cop Out a 10/10 and several others gave the mouth breathing equivalent of praising it highly even though it's been universally panned by critics.
Peter Howell of the Toronto Star even went as far as lobbying his editor to change the whole construct of the entertainment section just so they would add a previously non-existent "zero stars" just so he could award that to the movie.

http://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/article/771754--cop-out-pitiful-excuse-for-entertainment

[pone44]

Movies that I recently watched that were terrible.
The Fountain(2006) www.imdb.com/title/tt0414993/ 3/10
Weird movie. It was interesting in the beginning but the story went nowhere.

After Life (2009) www.imdb.com/title/tt0838247/ 4/10
The plot was decent but the movie itself was boring. expected more from this movie.

Grown Ups 3/10
Great cast but not funny or entertaining at all.

[c0ld]

The Fountain(2006) www.imdb.com/title/tt0414993/ 3/10
Weird movie. It was interesting in the beginning but the story went nowhere.

The question is; which story did you think 'went nowhere'? There are several plausible ones.

[pone44]

The story jumps around,makes no sense and is overall lame. The book that the main character's wife was writing is more interesting than the story of the lab, testing monkeys using tree sap to cure his wife's brain tumor. Then the guy is in a bubble with a tree for eternity or something. dumbass movie




The Fountain(2006) www.imdb.com/title/tt0414993/ 3/10
Weird movie. It was interesting in the beginning but the story went nowhere.

The question is; which story did you think 'went nowhere'? There are several plausible ones.

[c0ld]

The story jumps around,makes no sense and is overall lame. The book that the main character's wife was writing is more interesting than the story of the lab, testing monkeys using tree sap to cure his wife's brain tumor. Then the guy is in a bubble with a tree for eternity or something. dumbass movieokay.. yeah, you just don't understand it.

[pone44]

No I understood most of it. I just though it sucked. Did you think this was a good movie cold?



The story jumps around,makes no sense and is overall lame. The book that the main character's wife was writing is more interesting than the story of the lab, testing monkeys using tree sap to cure his wife's brain tumor. Then the guy is in a bubble with a tree for eternity or something. dumbass movieokay.. yeah, you just don't understand it.

[c0ld]

I liked it. It wasn't fantastic, but it was innovative, different, subtle. The type of film that takes a couple of views to appreciate. Considering there wasn't any CGI in the entire film, the effects were great too.

[The_Martinator]

I didn't understand The Fountain also. Maybe if I were drunk? :P

[pharel]

District 9 really sucks

[Whiteline]

Saw 3

[Klat]

Across the Universe

[swizZ8]

Greenberg

I really dont remember when i deleted movie after 40-50 min of watching. Even that was too much. Usually dont like throwing "bad" words around but that movie looked like retarded to me.

[Nhdj743]

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. It sucks and yet it's awesome at the same time.

[deadman36g]

All the Amittyville horrors after the first 2, excluding the remake.

[exw]

clash of the titans

[jenna85]

Evan Almighty - sucktastic crap

[lovelovelove]

inception i dont understand the point of the movie lol

[RasToRizE]

La casa de los espíritus... maybe its cuz im not spanish.. but that suckd

[IdolEyes787]

La casa de los espíritus... maybe its cuz im not spanish.. but that suckd

I know what you mean I saw this movie in French .....Belle de Jour ......I mean why can't everyone just speak English .

Oh wait I hope I didn't offend you since obviously by your writing you don't really speak English either.

[canatan]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[Townsend]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I actually enjoyed that one. Had a good laugh. What sucked way more in this area was The Hills Have Eyes!

[IdolEyes787]

Umm originals or remakes?

[cinephilia]

movies that completely sucks ? c.f. mr.nails recommendations.

[Stabber]

clash of titans , transformers 2 . I just hate movies with no storyline and only effects

[SelfMadeMMAn]

Meat Market, and you will see what should never be done with a Zombie film. Turned it off after 10 minutes or so, that is a true testament to how bad it is

[faudio]

inception i dont understand the point of the movie lol

Are you serious??

[IdolEyes787]

inception i dont understand the point of the movie lol

Are you serious??

Probably or else he wouldn't have written it .
Of course the lol undermines the statement but then it would with pretty much anything .

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. lol."
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.lol."

See don't quite carry the same weight do they?
Thank God that there was no internet back then or else we probably would be even more fucked.
Of course though the porn's good.

[dNA]

I think the advent of the internet has shown everyone just how bad movies are. I remember a time when a movie had to be good, or nobody knew about it. Now? If you watch 10 movies probably 6 will be Terrible, 2 will be Mediocre, 1 will be OK, and ... MaybE one will be Good / Great.

Sad state of affairs for the entertainment industry

[IdolEyes787]

I think the advent of the internet has shown everyone just how bad movies are. I remember a time when a movie had to be good, or nobody knew about it. Now? If you watch 10 movies probably 6 will be Terrible, 2 will be Mediocre, 1 will be OK, and ... MaybE one will be Good / Great.

Sad state of affairs for the entertainment industry

You're too young to remember Drive-ins and the term B movie then I take it.:unsure:
What the internet has done is expose the concept of sitting idly at home in front of a computer screen staring blankly at shite to a certain section of the population as opposed to going out to an actual movie the -a-ter to sit idly and stare at a better screen showing basically the same shite.
If you live in any industrialized country the variable quality of movies haven't changed over the last half century ,only the way they are marketed and viewed has.

[need]

Killers - that one with whatshisname... Kutcher? - awful, just awful

[rounder]

Funny Games U.S long and dumb

[aerospace]

Waterworld starring Kevin Costner. There are others too I just can't remember them. The only reason I thought waterworld was that someone else mentioned that it had no plot. I was in the frame of mind that I knew it sucked so I had to agree.

[nemo8]

Disaster Movie - worst movie of all time! The title says it all!
A complete waste of time and money!

[phokat]

spiderman 3

[bjfcarrico]

Epic Movie

[IdolEyes787]

Disaster Movie - worst movie of all time! The title says it all!
A complete waste of time and money!


Epic Movie

Or anything done by the witless duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer .Vampires Suck being their latest and hopefully last.

[megabyteme]

It's unfortunate that genre was so raped and pillaged by the industry. Airplane, Naked Gun, and Top Secret were all very funny. I believe any potential has been "sucked" away, though. :(

[el7is]

Post here the crappiest movies you've ever seen.
Here's my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3
Scooby Doo
Dolemite :lol:
The Blair Witch Project 1 and 2
Popeye
Speed 2
Rocky I, II, III, IV, V
Rambo I, II, III
Planet of the apes (All of them)
Battlefield Earth
Junior
The sound of music
Mary Poppins
Every goddamn musical for that matter. I hate those movies. :angry:
Batman (All of them crappy flicks)
Police Academy (The first ones were cool but then it just went on and on, and that made me vomit) :x

Can't remember more. :blink:

:D Add yours! :D


ah batman :)

[canuck32]

anything starring Katherine Heigl....killers, ugly truth

[blowser]

all Jason Statham movie, i hate that guy

[IdolEyes787]

I just saw a bit of Passsenger 57 again.
Kinda the answer to the question "What if you took Die Hard and removed all the wit , action , interesting characters ,suspense ,reasonable facsimile to acting and (relatively speaking) believability out of it ?What would you be left with?

[Seed007]

BloodRayne (2005)
The Final Destination (2009)
Robin Hood (2010)
Eclipse (2010)
Pineapple Express (2008)

[senegal]

Immortal

[Busyman]

Skyline
Siren

[TorrentMaster9]

Visitor Q. What a piece of garbage

[mathusela]

Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the day trader
Harry Potter and the deathly hollows part 1
Twilight the movie all parts

[IdolEyes787]

Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the day trader
Harry Potter and the deathly hollows part 1
Twilight the movie all parts

Treader
Hallows

At least your other spamming in attempt to get a (TL) invite isn't as mindless as most.
SmallSoldiers TenderMercies .

[lukarav]

The Green Hornet. Totally wrong choice of acters for this movie.

[storm7]

White Chicks...
Stupid movie...trust me ;)

[duarte]

Jonah Hex... Too Easy?

[iLOVENZB]

Tbh I only watched Jonah Hex because I thought Megan Foxxx was going to show some skin, I was disappointed.

[Gorbux]

Same reason I watched Jennifer's Body and it sucked.

[heiska]

Tron:Legacy is perhaps the most retarded movie ever.

[duarte]

Tron:Legacy is perhaps the most retarded movie ever.

Maybe its the fact that I loved the original and fan of Daft Punk and that it looks and sounds amazing on my Home Cinema - and I agree its not perfect.

But I see "Retarded" and I think George W. Bush.. The Film wasn't that bad :)

[amritaadani]

Originally posted by tilen76@4 March 2003 - 17:27
The worst movie I've seen must be "Freddy Got Fingered".
:wacko:
Look Me In The Eye(Through A Computer? :blink:) And Say You Didn't Find that Movie Funny? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I just watch this movie on HBO :blink: What a big mistake that was. What a waste of film, money, and my time.:angry::angry:

[Markleshark]

Troy. That is all.

[IdolEyes787]

Troy. That is all.
Maybe not so good but Orando Bloom aside hardly completely sucks material either .
Anyway if you want to talk big-budget historical epics that are epically bad the list pretty much begins and ends somewhere around Colin Farrell with peroxided hair in Alexander.

[justsomeone]

twilight xD

[Evelyn]

paranormal activity & paranormal activity 2, even my dog refused to get afraid :D

[iLOVENZB]

Time to get a real dog then. How can she not be scared of floating objects?

[razorpro]

Hanna, just saw it, it was horrible :(. And, the American (George Clooney).

[nova250]

For me the worst movie i've ever seen was 'Sex is zero'. It Completely Sucks.

[pmcgrady]

The most recent worst movie that I watched was The Fountain.

[toady]

The movie which I couldn't stand was Deer Hunter....felt like killing myself after watching it for 3 hours...the hell if its in imdb top 250

[IdolEyes787]

It's not a "pleasant" movie to watch but it's still a very good ,if not great one.
It has been criticized for being overly long but me feeling is that the gains in lyricism more than makes up for some blunting of the drama.
Funny hardly anyone has similar lentgh problem with Terrence Malick's Thin Red Line which unlike the Deer Hunter had me tearing my hair out over constant ,pointless art-shot tangents.

Yes Terrence everything is tied to nature I get it already.

[a7x]

For me the worst movie i've ever seen was 'Sex is zero'. It Completely Sucks.

because you cry while watching this? humanity.true love. rate 8/10 for this movie.