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DataMore
03-04-2003, 05:03 PM
Post here the crappiest movies you've ever seen.
Here's my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3
Scooby Doo
Dolemite :lol:
The Blair Witch Project 1 and 2
Popeye
Speed 2
Rocky I, II, III, IV, V
Rambo I, II, III
Planet of the apes (All of them)
Battlefield Earth
Junior
The sound of music
Mary Poppins
Every goddamn musical for that matter. I hate those movies. :angry:
Batman (All of them crappy flicks)
Police Academy (The first ones were cool but then it just went on and on, and that made me vomit) :x

Can't remember more. :blink:

:D Add yours! :D

brotherdoobie
03-04-2003, 05:09 PM
Judge Dread,Stepmom,Peal Harbor,Cheech and Chongs;The Corrsican Brothers,Blue Crush,Dracula 2000,many many others!



Peace brotherdoobie B)

dwightfry
03-04-2003, 05:13 PM
Post here the crappiest movies you've ever seen.
Here's my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3
Scooby Doo
Dolemite 
The Blair Witch Project 1 and 2
Popeye
Speed 2
Rocky I, II, III, IV, V
Rambo I, II, III
Planet of the apes (All of them)
Battlefield Earth
Junior
The sound of music
Mary Poppins
Every goddamn musical for that matter. I hate those movies. 
Batman (All of them crappy flicks)
Police Academy (The first ones were cool but then it just went on and on, and that made me vomit) 



geesh, you sure are picky, LOL

I'm the oppisite, there are very few movies that I would say, "REALLY SUCK", and there are very few movies that I would say are "VERY GOOD". Most end up in the gray area.

As of right now, the only movies that I put in the 'really suck' catogory are:

Austin Powers 3. I didn&#39;t laugh once through out the entire movie. When I watch comedies that aren&#39;t funny, I usually think the story line was good enough to keep me entertained, but I couldn&#39;t stand AP3 at all. It was the first 2 movies squeezed into one bad plot. argh. <_<

Fast and the Furious. The cars are cool, but that was it. Once again, the horrible plot just pissed me off.

DataMore
03-04-2003, 05:18 PM
:D Just watch Dolemite and you&#39;ll see the real meaning of crap&#33; :D

Ynhockey
03-04-2003, 05:20 PM
As of right now, the only movie that I put in the &#39;really suck&#39; catogory is Austin Powers 3. I didn&#39;t laugh once through out the entire movie. When I watch comedies that aren&#39;t funny, I usually think the story line was good enough to keep me entertained, but I couldn&#39;t stand AP3 at all. It was the first 2 movies squeezed into one bad plot. argh.

Hmm, maybe it&#39;s just me, but I thought the movie was hilarious&#33;


The sound of music I could argue that... not that I liked the movie, but out of the few musicals i watched, this one was by far the best - it did what it was set out to do and that is deliver good singing.

As for movies that really suck, I&#39;d say MIB 2 was really lame, they just took the original MIB and extended it with a much less natural, less funny, and more boring story.

SuperJude™
03-04-2003, 05:22 PM
The Postman (Kevin Costner)
Fantastic Four (why did they even film this?)
The Punisher (you ruined my favorite comic hero at the time&#33;)
Wild At Heart (when I noticed David Lynch just wasn&#39;t that good)
X-Files (to think I really wanted to like that movie)

That is my off the top of my head top 5.

-SJ™

3RA1N1AC
03-04-2003, 05:23 PM
the first Rambo movie was pretty good. he was crazy and needed to be destroyed, like Frankenstein&#39;s Monster. the sequels sucked... somehow they turned him from a psychopath into a hero&#33; :blink:

insanebassman
03-04-2003, 05:24 PM
The 6th Day was a disappointment :(

dwightfry
03-04-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by SuperJude™@4 March 2003 - 18:22
The Postman (Kevin Costner)

I liked that movie for one reason, and one reason only.

Tom Petty :D

I thought that it was very cool that they had Tom Petty playing himself.

tilen76
03-04-2003, 05:27 PM
The worst movie I&#39;ve seen must be "Freddy Got Fingered".
:wacko:

Skillian
03-04-2003, 05:27 PM
Slackers, and a hundred other films like it. God that was boring.

ToraBoraDweller
03-04-2003, 05:28 PM
Last action Hero
Analyse That
Beverly Hills Cop II&III (sequals in general)
Almost all of Stephen Kings movies (except the Shining)

stopping here just too many &#33; B)

btw :I DID like Planet of the Apes :D

3RA1N1AC
03-04-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by ToraBoraDweller@4 March 2003 - 09:28
Almost all of Stephen Kings movies (except the Shining)
Stand By Me was another good Stephen King movie, but most people don&#39;t remember that it was based on one of his stories.

SuperJude™
03-04-2003, 05:34 PM
Actually Braniac I think 3 movies came from that same set of Novellas.

Stand by me, Shawshank Redemtion and Apt Pupil, all decent flicks really.

Added- I know it was a miniseries but it really belongs here:

Stephen King&#39;s The Shining (the made for tv version).

-SJ™

NiSMO
03-04-2003, 05:42 PM
Actually Stand by me ( written as The Body ) came from a different set of novellas. 1 of 4 short stories( if they can be called that ) from the novella Different Seasons. Apt pupil and Shawshank were also written ( as short stories ) but came from different novellas. I&#39;m a big S.K fan. :rolleyes:

Ron
03-04-2003, 05:43 PM
"Misery" was quite good too....

DataMore
03-04-2003, 05:46 PM
:huh: Are we talking about movies that suck or good ones? :huh:

dwightfry
03-04-2003, 05:47 PM
The problem with Steven King movies is that they change them WAY to much. The most extravagent example I can think of is &#39;The Lawnmower Man&#39;

I don&#39;t know where the hell they got the idea for the movie, but the story is nothing like it.

The actual story:

A man is to lazy to mow the lawn so he calls some company to do it.
A fat man in overals appear at his door a week later to mow the lawn.
The main character leads the fat man to the lawn mower and goes to take a nap.
When he wakes up he finds the fat mans clothes neatly folded on the front step.
The lawnmower is going by itself while the fat man crawls on his hands and knees behind, eating up the mulch
A rabbit, (I think it was a rabbit) goes out on to the lawn, and the lawnmower goes out of it&#39;s way to run over it, and the fat man eats the remains too.
The main characture threatens to call the police, and the fat man warns him not to.
The main characture tries to call the police, but the fat man makes the lawnmower go after the main characture
The police arive at the scene to find the main characture cut up into little bitty peices on his front lawn.

THE END




IMO, misery, the shining, stand by me, apt pupil, and definitely Shawshanke redemption are all great movies, but none of them compare to the actual books/stories.

Skillian
03-04-2003, 05:50 PM
Don&#39;t forget Green Mile was Stephen King too.

But to get back on topic, The Bodyguard completely SUCKS. The music, Kevin Costner, oh god it was terrible.

ToraBoraDweller
03-04-2003, 05:51 PM
Can also add Pornmovies in general.
Especially those soundtracks &#33;&#33; :lol:

Ron
03-04-2003, 05:53 PM
Movies compared to the books rarely do dwightfry.
I read quite a lot, and never saw a movie that stood up to its expectation after reading the book.
I guess our imagination is a powerfull tool.
Then again, I don&#39;t read pr0n books. ;)

Benno
03-04-2003, 06:25 PM
Death Wish 1-?

I dont know how many were made but it were too many for sure. :angry:

SuperJude™
03-04-2003, 06:26 PM
Hell, Star Trek V, compared to all the rest of the Star Trek movies really sucked.

It was nothing more than them letting Shatner direct his own movie, and it really showed. I wasted &#036;&#036; on that one.

-SJ™

ToraBoraDweller
03-04-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by SuperJude™@4 March 2003 - 19:26
Hell, Star Trek V, compared to all the rest of the Star Trek movies really sucked.

It was nothing more than them letting Shatner direct his own movie, and it really showed. I wasted &#036;&#036; on that one.

-SJ™
Compared to the TV-episodes most Star Trek movies bleach &#33;&#33;
The movies are a bit too pompous I think.
In the episodes (after the first few you see the acting-quality really pick up).
There are really some gems among them &#33;&#33; :)

3RA1N1AC
03-04-2003, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Benno@4 March 2003 - 10:25
Death Wish 1-?

I dont know how many were made but it were too many for sure. :angry:
haha yeah. the basic plot for all of the death wish movies was along the lines of: "racial stereotype streetpunks wearing tank tops & sweatbands rob/rape/murder/prank-call helpless women or old people... charles bronson shows up and blows them away with xtreem prejudice." i&#39;m not saying that those sort of crimes don&#39;t happen, but the way they showed it in the movies was like a kkk member&#39;s wet dream.

Jibbler
03-04-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by tilen76@4 March 2003 - 12:27
The worst movie I&#39;ve seen must be "Freddy Got Fingered".
:wacko:
I loved that movie&#33; Tom Green has a certain flavor that you have to grow to like&#33;--

Jibbler :huh:

imported_dora
03-04-2003, 10:45 PM
well i agree with Tilen, the worst movie that I have seen was "Freddy Got Fingered"....

ok...tom green III....sux...i think that he&#39;s best performance was in Road Trip (2000)?

nevermind...I feel sorry 4 him... just look the link below...

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Green,%20Tom%20(III)


such an asshole

Goberpiles316
03-04-2003, 10:48 PM
Jeepers Creepers was bloody awful, lucky i downloaded it :P

tilen76
03-04-2003, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by dora@4 March 2003 - 23:45
well i agree with Tilen
:D

Don&#39;t get me wrong, I loved Tom Green in "Road Trip".
I even borrowed "Freddy Got Fingered" from videostore beacuse of Tom Green, but I was very dissapointed.

NiSMO
03-04-2003, 11:16 PM
Worst movie ever made: Texas Chainsaw Massacre The next Generation
If u seen this I need type no more;

NikkiD
03-04-2003, 11:17 PM
The one that comes to mind for me is "The English Patient". By halfway through I was praying for him to just die already....

ToraBoraDweller
03-04-2003, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@5 March 2003 - 00:17
The one that comes to mind for me is "The English Patient". By halfway through I was praying for him to just die already....
You have so very much more patience than I.
I stopped watching that one after 20 min. :D

MagicNakor
03-05-2003, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by Ron@4 March 2003 - 18:53
Movies compared to the books rarely do dwightfry.
I read quite a lot, and never saw a movie that stood up to its expectation after reading the book.
I guess our imagination is a powerfull tool.
Then again, I don&#39;t read pr0n books. ;)
I think Jude (based from Thomas Hardy&#39;s Jude the Obscure) in parts actually surpasses parts of the novel. Plus, it ends on a happier note than the novel does, which is saying quite a lot. :lol:

:ninja:

accat13
03-05-2003, 03:41 AM
I snuck into a movie after seeing one thought what a deal 2 for 1 ..The second films name "truly madly deeply" This was true punishment ,kept saying this has to get better gave up half way through...What a bore.. :x :x

slammy_dunken
03-05-2003, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by SuperJude™@4 March 2003 - 10:22
The Postman (Kevin Costner)
i found that movie quite good, but 1 reason i hate it is because its just too long. i spent 4 hours watching that till 2 am.

lunatacs
03-05-2003, 04:34 AM
every damn pokeman movie&#33;&#33;

puremindmatters
03-05-2003, 07:59 AM
Zoolander and Freddy got fingered.
Ghost (Patrick Swayze) which was the first movie ever to put me to sleep at a cinema.
Titanic - which unfortunately was too loud to do the trick.

Chilly
03-05-2003, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by puremindmatters@5 March 2003 - 07:59
Zoolander and Freddy got fingered.
Ghost (Patrick Swayze) which was the first movie ever to put me to sleep at a cinema.
Titanic - which unfortunately was too loud to do the trick.
Ghost have looked for that film for ages, i love that film.

Anyone got it put it up for for as a verifield please Cheers ;)

sred2003
03-05-2003, 08:10 AM
okay this is interesting. first i must say that some movies should not
be included because they were never trying to be good movies
such as freddy got fingered. but dracula2000 was horrible...
almost all jackie chan movies&#33; i actually liked jeepers creepers.
first horror movie where the monster wins that ive seen in a
while. dont say a word sucked... any steven segal movie sucks.
list could go on forever.

*how about the most "overrated" film of this last year?
One Hour Photo - i dont what all the fuss was about.

wait i cant leave out the possibly all time worst movie
that tried so hard to be a classic "Pearl Harbor"

Chilly
03-05-2003, 08:34 AM
The Worst film i have ever seen in all my life on this earth, has to be a film called CRASH.

Where these people are supposed to get off on crashing cars. <_<

Out of 10 this film got -10,000, it was so bad i nearly cried.

After it i thought about an attempted Assassination on the producer for wasting my life. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Schmiggy_JK23
03-05-2003, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by DataMore@4 March 2003 - 12:03
Post here the crappiest movies you&#39;ve ever seen.
Here&#39;s my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3

Okay, ill give you scream 2 and 3, but one? In my opinion its a classic. It was very unique, segwayed into its on genre almost. It was funny, yet dark, and dont tell me the two killer thing didnt get 90% of you.

Thats my 2 cents on that.

BTW, crappiest movie I personally ever saw? Thankfully, cuz I so didnt want it, I told my friend if he wanted me to go, he would have to pay me back if it sucked ass, and surely it did..

Dude wheres my car

Fuck that movie, man it was shit.

Schmiggy_JK23
03-05-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@4 March 2003 - 18:17
The one that comes to mind for me is "The English Patient". By halfway through I was praying for him to just die already....
Nikki... that reminds me of that classic Seinfeld episode, where elaine has to watch it like 3 or 4 times, and gets so angry, she bursts out in the movie about him just dieing...

Never seen the movie, but if it was ridiculed on seinfeld that bad... cant be worth my time, lol

Chilly
03-05-2003, 10:22 AM
How can you say that SCREAM 1,2,3 was &#036;hit i loved those films, great gore,fit birds. :P

And not to bad story. :unsure:

I got them all on DVD. ;)

Pitch black what a load of &#036;hit that was, best part of the hole film was when the credits came up at THE END :lol: :lol:

aNiZeGuy
03-05-2003, 10:41 AM
Geez some films on rthe list i think r good. scream 3...





hmmm, i casnt think lol... i just tr to remeber what films are goood :lol:

3RA1N1AC
03-05-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by NiSMO@4 March 2003 - 15:16
Worst movie ever made: Texas Chainsaw Massacre The next Generation
If u seen this I need type no more;
wasn&#39;t that the one that didn&#39;t actually have any chainsaws in it? :blink:

El_Jefe
03-05-2003, 12:36 PM
Has some one mentioned the Class of Nuk&#39;em High (or something like that)?
It&#39;s got to be one of the worst films ever made, but I can&#39;t even count the number of times that I&#39;ve seen it. :lol:

Some sort of perverse masochistic tendency on my part, I&#39;m sure. :P

DataMore
03-05-2003, 03:09 PM
OK I&#39;ll give you that. Scream 1 had a good plot but that acting... :x
Scream 2 and 3 were just bad excuses to make more money.
:D I still don&#39;t understand why that Dewfuss dude wasn&#39;t killed right in the opening scene of Scream 1. :D
Man that guy was annoying&#33; :P

Personally, I don&#39;t like movies without a plot, that were produced just to make money. It&#39;s like pop music. Bad product, easy money. ;)

Since a lot of people is disagreeing with the movies that completely suck, I advise you all to watch Dolemite. :D
:D You cannot find a worse movie than that&#33; :D
It&#39;s guaranteed pure crap. ;)
:D If you can find a bigger crap than that, I&#39;ll even pay you back&#33; :D

dingoBaby
03-05-2003, 03:28 PM
Someone mentioned the Postman. I feel that this was not Kevin Costner&#39;s worst film. Don&#39;t forget he was in Waterworld. Ugh.

A highly overrated recent flick: Good Girl with Jen Aniston. Truly awful film. Guys don&#39;t let your ladies talk you into sitting through that one. Take it from someone who knows. ;)

dwightfry
03-05-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Goberpiles316@4 March 2003 - 23:48
Jeepers Creepers was bloody awful, lucky i downloaded it :P
THAT WAS IT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; I knew that there was a movie that I hated above all else. MAN THAT MOVIE IS THE WORST IN EXISTANCE&#33;&#33;&#33;

Crack_man
03-05-2003, 04:36 PM
The worst bad movie I have ever seen is a movie called "Titus" and here´s information about that shit:http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120866

deckard
03-05-2003, 04:44 PM
I cannot find a film on this topic that I disagree with. (That is, do not think it sucked.)

I would like to add one of my own, and I know that I may be fiercely debated by including it: John Woo&#39;s Face Off. It seemed an extravagant misuse of two fine actors and a premise of great potential.

There are so many bad movies, aren&#39;t there?

Re: Stephen King.

I honestly cannot think of a single adaptation of one of his books, novellas, or short stories that has not been either great or at least watchable. The only possible exception may have been his own made for TV adaptation of The Shining, although only because of the desperate sappy conclusion. OK, maybe The Lawnmower Man as well, but somehow that doesn&#39;t count because it was so misadapted?

Also, to my memory, the collection of his novellas, Different Seasons, consisted of The Body, Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, Apt Pupil, and Breathing Lessons. The last not to be confused with Anne Tyler&#39;s work of the same name.

The first three were made into films, and I would love to see the last as a short feature, gruesome as it was.

Btw, what is it about Steven King and prison settings? I mean Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile were both quite similar, except the latter added his trademark eeriness...

jetje
03-05-2003, 04:53 PM
Every movie with Tom Hanks in it is wasted.....


Also Lord of the rings I & 2 Are shittt...

Cause i hate i have to wait.... to see how it ends :lol:

3RA1N1AC
03-05-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by jetje@5 March 2003 - 08:53
Every movie with Tom Hanks in it is wasted.....
even Bachelor Party? say it isn&#39;t so&#33;

jetje
03-05-2003, 08:39 PM
that movie could have been verry good..... If tom hanks wasn&#39;t in it...

He blew it for me in the movie BIG (1988). Worst movie ever....

Chilly
03-05-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by 3RA1N1AC@5 March 2003 - 20:29
even Bachelor Party?&nbsp; say it isn&#39;t so&#33;
:P Good film :P With the donkey and the Coke :lol: :lol:
_______________________________________________________

Cast Away was a cracking film ;)

dingoBaby
03-05-2003, 08:57 PM
that movie could have been verry good..... If tom hanks wasn&#39;t in it...

I hope that this is not a tounge-in-cheek remark. For many years I have thought I was alone in my dislike for Tom Hanks. Forest Gump...I want those 2+ hours of my life back.

jetje
03-05-2003, 09:20 PM
Your not alone i&#39;m a member of PATH... People Against Tom Hanks

Can&#39;t get in my mind how he can actually win oscars... Even Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stalone are good actors compared with him. B)

ShareDaddy
03-05-2003, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by jetje@5 March 2003 - 15:39
that movie could have been verry good..... If tom hanks wasn&#39;t in it...

He blew it for me in the movie BIG (1988). Worst movie ever....
I totally disagree with you on the Tom Hanks thing. I think he is a fine actor and does make some fine movies, if my wife loves it and I get lucky then more power to him&#33; Him and Meg have got me laid more than I could say.

As for worse movies, I would have to say the latest two stand out just because they are still fresh in my head.

The Hours with Nicole Kidman - totally will make you think about committing suicide when it finally ends. Just an overall downer of a movie about things most of us would rather not think about, let alone spend time watching.

Dana Carvey&#39;s latest "Master Of Disguise" was absolutely terrible, "my three sons" and I all looked at each other once it was over and stated at the same time, that was bad, very bad.

But overall I can usually find something I like from most movies. I am a huge Stephen King fan, but aside from Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption the movie versions were excessively flawed and just plain horrible. Probably the worst one I recall is IT, the book was fantastic, I read it the first time when it was new and I could not put it down. The made for TV movie was ridiculous and did not even come close to what transpired in my head while reading the book.

As for The Postman, I rather liked that movie, not for Kevin Costner, but for the idea and as someone already mentioned Tom Petty playing himself was rather ingenious.

Jeepers Creepers was a poor movie, however it was kind of cool with the bad guy being the victor and had 1 or 2 seriously scary moments, albeit few and far between. Most of the movie was totally predictable and that always ruins a scary movie, for me anyway.

DataMore
03-05-2003, 09:43 PM
Talk about bad actors... What about Mel Gibson?&#33; :blink:

:D That dude has some serious issues when he has to cry on camera. :D
Have you looked at the stupid faces he does? :x

He&#39;s not natural. You can always see that he&#39;s acting (badly).
Damn that guy sucks&#33; :D

ToraBoraDweller
03-05-2003, 10:09 PM
Here is another whole catagory you can add:

Remakes :ph34r:

1. it is an easy steal
2 they always lack something of atmosfere

Chilly
03-05-2003, 10:15 PM
Mel Gibson? Yeah he &#036;ucked a bit in Die Hard.

But not in Brave Heart that film was awsome :rolleyes:

DataMore
03-05-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Chilly@5 March 2003 - 22:15
Mel Gibson? Yeah he &#036;ucked a bit in Die Hard.
Mel Gibson was in Die Hard? :blink:

Perhaps I need an eye exam&#33; :huh:

Skillian
03-05-2003, 10:19 PM
But not in Brave Heart that film was awsome
Or at least it could have been if Mel wasn&#39;t in it&#33; :P

llamaj Mim
03-05-2003, 11:19 PM
Kung Pow is absolutely the shittiest-shit-shit-not-funny-waste-of-fuckin&#39;-time-racist-piece-of-muthafuckin&#39;-goddamn-shit movie that was ever made on the face of the earth&#33; Fuck that movie. :angry: :angry:

johnnytightlips2
03-05-2003, 11:37 PM
i agree that movie is so stupid and wat the hell were the producers thinking when they made the damn movie

Chilly
03-05-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by DataMore+5 March 2003 - 22:19--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DataMore @ 5 March 2003 - 22:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Chilly@5 March 2003 - 22:15
Mel Gibson? Yeah he &#036;ucked a bit in Die Hard.
Mel Gibson was in Die Hard? :blink:

Perhaps I need an eye exam&#33; :huh: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: Sorry they both are twat&#036; that look the same :lol: :lol:

nutz
03-06-2003, 06:12 AM
dude wheres my car is classic&#33;

seriously i hated it when i first saw it too...then i saw it about 55374 more times and its f&#39;in hilarious...

daddy daddy...i wanna go on that ride&#33;
me too son&#33;...meeee tooo&#33;

Sidmeiers-aliencrossfire
03-06-2003, 06:14 AM
I have to add one if not already added.. James Bond lastest film: Die Another Day is the &#036;hittiest bond film ever made, the car is nice but the story and the acting were just crappy at best. i didnt even wait for the movie to end b4 i was leaving the theatre, i wish i asked for my money back, i might have gotten it, i was just so pissed it sucked so much.. i think that will be the last bond film i go to see at the shows.. im going back to sean connery bond movies, those were the &#036;h*t&#33;&#33;&#33;

Benno
03-06-2003, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by jetje@5 March 2003 - 17:53
Every movie with Tom Hanks in it is wasted.....


Also Lord of the rings I & 2 Are shittt...

Cause i hate i have to wait....&nbsp; to see how it ends&nbsp; :lol:
I really dont think so. IMO Saving Privat Ryan is a really good movie.


Talk about bad actors... What about Mel Gibson?&#33;&nbsp;

I have to disagree again. I like Lethal Weapon 1-4 very much. :P

jetje
03-06-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Benno+6 March 2003 - 19:13--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Benno @ 6 March 2003 - 19:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--jetje@5 March 2003 - 17:53
Every movie with Tom Hanks in it is wasted.....


Also Lord of the rings I & 2 Are shittt...

Cause i hate i have to wait....* to see how it ends* :lol:
I really dont think so. IMO Saving Privat Ryan is a really good movie. [/b][/quote]
Again could have been, if....

Naah that one was such a sweet movie just the 1st half hour was good, after that it was just a feel good movie which made the before metioned English patient look like a thriller. :D

dwightfry
03-06-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by llamaj Mim@6 March 2003 - 00:19
Kung Pow is absolutely the shittiest-shit-shit-not-funny-waste-of-fuckin&#39;-time-racist-piece-of-muthafuckin&#39;-goddamn-shit movie that was ever made on the face of the earth&#33; Fuck that movie. :angry:&nbsp; :angry:
I thought that movie was sooooo cleverly/rediculously stupid that It became halarious. I&#39;ve watched it over and over and over....... :D


And, although the end product was stupid, you have to admit, the idea was original, and they did a fantastic job of pulling it off.



.....racist?????

gumbydancin
03-06-2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by DataMore@4 March 2003 - 18:18
:D Just watch Dolemite and you&#39;ll see the real meaning of crap&#33; :D
I can&#39;t BELIEVE you&#39;re down on Dolemite&#33;&#33; That movie is hilarious.

gumbydancin
03-06-2003, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@5 March 2003 - 00:17
The one that comes to mind for me is "The English Patient". By halfway through I was praying for him to just die already....
Agreed. My girlfriend and I were actually trying to kill him through the screen&#33; :D

DataMore
03-06-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by gumbydancin@6 March 2003 - 18:13
I can&#39;t BELIEVE you&#39;re down on Dolemite&#33;&#33; That movie is hilarious.
I agree. Dolemite is hilarious.

It&#39;s super hilarious because it&#39;s so badly done.
Dolemite is probably THE worst movie ever made. The acting is some of the worst captured on film. The writing is even worse. Do you want to talk about the movie&#39;s production?
:D When watching Dolemite, try to count the number of boom mics that inadvertently appear in the picture. :D

Whenever something gets to an extreme like that (very, very bad), we will always find it funny.
It&#39;s like homemade movies. ;)

gumbydancin
03-06-2003, 07:01 PM
I even liked "I&#39;m Gonna Get You Sucka"&#33; :lol: :lol: I fell in love with it back when I used to get high though, so that might have something to do with it.

jetje
03-06-2003, 08:30 PM
I just remember really worst movie ever:

Beware: The Krays

It made the IMDB Database???? (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0099951), On the backcover they mentioned one of the most exciting movies ever.... Really this one is so bad, it&#39;s almost a must see :lol:

ToraBoraDweller
03-06-2003, 08:41 PM
Strange how ppl remember all them bad movies ;as you really ought to forget them as
quickly as possible .
Maybe we could use in that case a link to : http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ B)

DiogenesUK
03-15-2003, 02:37 AM
8 mile was a true turkey,and I suspect triple xXx may be the same,especially as they&#39;re having to give so much stuff away with it over here in the UK,"Buy Triple xXx,get such & such DVD free with every purchase", I believe they call stuff like that &#39;loss leaders&#39; these days.
Personally I loved the 1st 2 LOTR films,but then again I&#39;m not an adolescent with the concentration level of a carrier bag. :blink:

Schmiggy_JK23
03-17-2003, 04:43 AM
The LOTR trillogy is destined to be epic, and be up there with many classics... and trust me, this is hard for me to say being the Star Wars geek that I am...

Nutz... that quote from "dude wheres my car" was the only time I even chuckled through the whole movie... and it was at the very end, not good.

You know what looks like is going to be ass? The new Superman triliogy... the lastest, well the last one that public, script from WB was total shit, and Harry Knowles told every about it on aintitcoolnews. Luthor is an alien, no cape for superman, half the story told on krypton, with flash backs, supes dies half way through, only to come back better... so much more shit, and even worse things... i dont rememeber much, as I have tried to mind wipe the crap from my head, as to give it the benefit of the doubt when its finished. Heres is the link to the JJ Abram&#39;s (of alias fame) script for the New Superman Movie (http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=13408), reviewed by harry & moriaty at Aintitcoolnews... read it if you dare...

yxuz
12-15-2003, 12:01 PM
the Hours

those drawn-out dialogues and meaningful looking faces make me want to slap the 3 beach actresses real hard.

puk:))
12-15-2003, 04:46 PM
hollywood&#39;s "true storys" REALLY SUCK imho.

take ya pick

*U571 (never seen but bet it blows)
*braveheart (seen, didnt mind but the point is the same... its all fucking lies&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;)
*pearl harbor (again never seen - im glad to say)

i know theres more.


going back to remakes... i did like the new TCM... even think its better than the oridginal.

o & tom hanks....

well i dont think all his movies suck but anyone who dirrects a film.... & then casts himelf for pretty much the ony role in the film & then spends about 2hours talking to himself & his football, needs knocking down acouple pegs if you ask me... theres another to add to the list of hollywood rewriting "true storys" aswell :P .

Aaron_T
12-15-2003, 05:00 PM
Scary Movie 3

Matrix Reloaded

LOTR fellowship of the ring

Grease Lightning

Elvis Presley: Blue Hawaii

Cheese
12-15-2003, 08:11 PM
There&#39;s a couple of movies here that really suck Azzz :P





1. Back To The Future 2 (i love the classics)

2. Ace Ventura when nature calls.

3. Thrill seekers

4. Air Bud 3

5. Terminator 2

6. Liar Liar

7. Frequency

8. Mrs Doubtfire

9. Nutty Professor

10. The Ring




you want agree with all of them&nbsp;

Haz
12-15-2003, 08:31 PM
I was just forced to watch Gigli a few nights ago, the critics were right for once, it was really as bad as everyone says it is, and more.

Alpha_Caesar
12-15-2003, 09:15 PM
Spawn

This movie just plain SUCKS.

Tetsujn
12-15-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Azzz@15 December 2003 - 17:00
Scary Movie 3

Matrix Reloaded

LOTR fellowship of the ring

I seriously hope you&#39;re on crack otherwise u cant recognize good movies. and even if these were to be bad(which they r not) theyre not the worst movies of all time.not by far...

Mïcrösöül°V³
12-15-2003, 10:26 PM
that new movie "house of the dead", based on that video game. its a total piece of shit <_<

Dapadipz
12-15-2003, 11:16 PM
Cable Guy :angry:

ZeroTolerance
12-15-2003, 11:23 PM
:D the blair witch :D

Rock Tonic Juice Magic
12-16-2003, 12:28 AM
Daredevil :angry:

bujub22
12-16-2003, 01:01 AM
house of the dead, the origanal dragon ball movie, gigli, zoolander kung pow
mystery men , pluto nash harry poter the first 1 aah hell it&#39;s hard naming them cuz they suck&#33;

Lilmiss
12-16-2003, 01:24 AM
Just watched Adam Sandlers, "8 Crazy Nights".
Im very disapointed. :(

-E-
12-16-2003, 01:58 AM
Being John Malkovich
Best in Show
Core, The
Dreamcatcher
Eyes Wide Shut
Fast and the Furious, The
Hulk
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Mars Attacks&#33;
Mighty Wind, A
Mission: Impossible II
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Scorpion King, The
Solaris
XXX

Adster
12-16-2003, 02:17 AM
Jaws 4

Vanilla Sky
Freddy Got Fingered
Crossroads
Wedding Planner
The Beach
anything form hellowen 3 and above

Air Force one <_<

DipSet Taliban
12-16-2003, 02:18 AM
dogma, mallrats

The Horror fanatic
12-23-2003, 04:42 PM
films that i think suck are

Dust Devil(worst horror i have ever seen)
4 weddings and a funeral(man was that boring)
The Green Slime (50&#39;s horror that is soooooo boring)
The Nostril picker (God was this a pathetic excuse for an horror film. 1 good scene but a film that sucked alltogehter)
There is more but those four suck so bad.

100%
12-23-2003, 04:59 PM
TOTAL SUK&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;http://www.ghosts-of-mars.de/gfx/intromot2.jpg

dwightfry
12-23-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by dwightfry@4 March 2003 - 11:13

Post here the crappiest movies you&#39;ve ever seen.
Here&#39;s my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3
Scooby Doo
Dolemite*
The Blair Witch Project 1 and 2
Popeye
Speed 2
Rocky I, II, III, IV, V
Rambo I, II, III
Planet of the apes (All of them)
Battlefield Earth
Junior
The sound of music
Mary Poppins
Every goddamn musical for that matter. I hate those movies.*
Batman (All of them crappy flicks)
Police Academy (The first ones were cool but then it just went on and on, and that made me vomit)*



geesh, you sure are picky, LOL

I&#39;m the oppisite, there are very few movies that I would say, "REALLY SUCK", and there are very few movies that I would say are "VERY GOOD". Most end up in the gray area.

As of right now, the only movies that I put in the &#39;really suck&#39; catogory are:

Austin Powers 3. I didn&#39;t laugh once through out the entire movie. When I watch comedies that aren&#39;t funny, I usually think the story line was good enough to keep me entertained, but I couldn&#39;t stand AP3 at all. It was the first 2 movies squeezed into one bad plot. argh. <_<

Fast and the Furious. The cars are cool, but that was it. Once again, the horrible plot just pissed me off.
LOL

I forgot I posted this. While I was reading it I thought to myself, man, this guy has the exact same veiw of movies as I do.

bootylicious
12-24-2003, 12:36 AM
I did not like T3 and MATRIX REVOLUTIONS...part 1 & 2 was much betta.

podgey
12-24-2003, 02:04 AM
scary movie 3 r u out of ure fukin :angry: mind its one of the greatest films going

Evil Gemini
12-24-2003, 07:35 AM
"The Pest" is fucking terrible.

Sometimes i feel like ripping out my intestines thinking about it but if its on ill watch it because its funny :D

Also, i hate that movie 13 monkeys or someshit like that.

The ending just fucked it up for me. I hate shit like that.

Kung Pow is stupd to, i think its retarded.

And all them old western black & white movies where the actors have squeeky bitch voices.

Why the fuck do they play them on boring days, it just makes the day worse and you get the urge to rip your nuts off :angry:

j4y3m
12-24-2003, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by tilen76@4 March 2003 - 17:27
The worst movie I&#39;ve seen must be "Freddy Got Fingered".
:wacko:
Look Me In The Eye(Through A Computer? :blink:) And Say You Didn&#39;t Find that Movie Funny? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr. Peabody
12-24-2003, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Zedaxax@23 December 2003 - 16:59
TOTAL SUK&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;http://www.ghosts-of-mars.de/gfx/intromot2.jpg
Yeah what a horrid piece of
:dog: :shit: The Cube 2- Another thing that should of been flushed,instead of shown&#33;

Cheese
12-24-2003, 12:20 PM
Deathwatch - wtf was this film all about? Whoever made this film I want those 2 hours that you have robbed me of back&#33; :angry:

BullWinkle
12-28-2003, 03:10 PM
It&#39;s already been said but I feel it can never be said enough, battle field earth is the worst movie in the history of movies. If I can stop just one person from seeing this movie then god will have no choice but to let me into heaven.

exo_body
12-28-2003, 04:38 PM
eugh, i hate ghosts of mars, i actually took an ex-gf to that :blink:

one of the worst movies has to be hackers, i used to love it, but recently bought it on dvd and it sucks big time

yNd aznbnet
12-28-2003, 05:05 PM
How can you clump Rocky I with all the rest of the Rocky&#39;s? Rocky I is a very good movie and nothing like the sequals that came afterwards.

nomsans
12-29-2003, 03:04 PM
mission to mars
i spit on your grave
tomb raider &#33; and II
x-men
gladiator
all the austin powers movies
all the adam sandler movies
as well as david spade movies
scream movies
From Justin to Kelly
Batman and Robin,
Speed 2: Cruise Control,
Gigli,
Iron Eagle II,
The Cat In The Hat
Troll 2

pusher
12-29-2003, 03:36 PM
Pearl Harbor (I hate this movie more than anything else in this world)
Jeepers (F**king) Creepers 1 and 2
Spiderman
Davedevil
Scary Movie 2
Not Another Teen Movie
10 Things I Hate About You
She&#39;s All That
Any movie with Dolph Lundgren in it.
The Faculty

Pliskin
12-29-2003, 08:33 PM
Dont ever watch these movies try to avoid them at any cost&#33;

Tomb Raider I and II
X-Men I and II
Iron Eagle I and II :angry:
Rambo I, II and III :frusty:
Home Alone I, II and III
The Mummy I and II
Deep Blue Sea

Turd Ferguson
12-30-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by nomsans@30 December 2003 - 01:04
all the adam sandler movies
I&#39;m actually an Adam Sandler fan, but I started watching a movie called Going Overboard, which was his first before he got famous, and after 20 mins I had to turn it off. That movie sucked dogs balls.

8ball
12-30-2003, 06:52 PM
Although many ppl would totally disagree with me but i really hated all those stupid CHILDS PLAY movies with that stupid doll CHUCKY.
and i hear they are making yet another one where the 2 dolls have a kid
ugggggggggggggg&#33;

Mad Cat
12-30-2003, 07:04 PM
I think there was one called Ishtar or something... that sucked all over.

Plus The Fifth Element.
Plus the Mad Max series.

100%
12-30-2003, 10:11 PM
this was a waste of my life
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00009ZPUA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

swarnel
12-30-2003, 10:30 PM
I&#39;m actually an Adam Sandler fan, but I started watching a movie called Going Overboard, which was his first before he got famous, and after 20 mins I had to turn it off. That movie sucked dogs balls.

I hired that from the video shop and turned it off too, the movie hardly made sense, just plain stupidity (not even the funny kind)

Alpha_Caesar
12-31-2003, 12:50 AM
I would waste my time on Gigli.

I can tell that From Justin to Kelly sucked. Oh and I didn&#39;t mention it before Batman & Robin most definitely sucks and sucks hard.

Cyril
12-31-2003, 01:59 AM
Mad Max - that was great.

Worst 1 for me - Joe&#39;s Apartment. Holy crap that was just shite.

Latest big disappointment for me recently was Freddie vs Jason - really looked B grade.

opivykid
12-31-2003, 03:51 AM
It&#39;s funny how in every "worst movie ever" threads, Kung Pow always gets named, but it&#39;s always because of the same damned reasons. People saw it thinking that they were going to get something profound out of it, and rule the world or something, and didn&#39;t just sit back and let themselves laugh &#39;til they die. Same thing when people mention The Big Labowski and such, movies don&#39;t have to have a rock-hard plot to be good you fools.

ice_princess
12-31-2003, 11:19 AM
- "something about mary" :x
- mel gibson&#39;s "signs"
- anything with steven seagal (apart from "under siege" due to gary busey &
tommy lee jones)
- "riverworld" (apart from jonathan cake as nero)
- "friends" tv series :x

that&#39;s what immediately leaps to mind but there is sooooo much more :D

Nwas
01-01-2004, 12:13 AM
Empire.....HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MOVIE :censored:

abu_has_the_power
01-01-2004, 12:27 AM
all the movies this year except for lotr and pirates and maybe hulk.

DKRiceEater
01-01-2004, 04:12 AM
The Crappiest Movies I&#39;ve seen are:

Air Bud

Hulk

Terminator 3- the ending sucked. The worst ending ever. Terminator 2 was way better

Time Machine

Congo

Blair Witch Project

Illustrious
01-01-2004, 10:35 PM
the worst moive i ever seen :x :x :x :x :x

The Animal
XXX
Street Fighter
Evil Dead all the series was shite
signs
Fifth Element

- Nightmare -
01-02-2004, 12:24 AM
I haven&#39;t watched the House of the Dead movie yet but I know for a fact that it definitely sucks. :lol:

I woulldn&#39;t even comment on Gigli. <_<

Batman and Robin sucked.

The Street Fighter and Super Mario Bros. movies REALLY SUCKED. <_<

Hmm. I know there&#39;s more but I can&#39;t remember them all for some reason. :lol:

mooseman2070
01-02-2004, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by &#045; Nightmare &#045;@1 January 2004 - 20:24

Batman and Robin sucked.

The Street Fighter and Super Mario Bros. movies REALLY SUCKED. <_<


you cant really criticize movies made for kids, other than street fighter, thats not made for kids ( sorry, it was the best way i could put it) i loved SMB though

T3 sucked balls dude, arnold cant act, or be governer (is that how you spell it?)

p.s.:im real sleepy so please ignore typos word misplasemet etc

- Nightmare -
01-02-2004, 04:15 AM
That&#39;s exactly why I think it sucks. When I first watched it I was a kid. I think it sucks because they couldn&#39;t even relate anything to the games accurately. How the hell can they put King Koopa in human skin?

No fire flower or even a decent Yoshi. :lol:

mskitty331
01-02-2004, 06:40 AM
I think one of the worst movies that I&#39;ve seen in a long time is a movie with Kirk Douglas and Michael Douglas called "It Runs In The Family" I did download it from the web and watched it, boy I couldn&#39;t wait till it was over.

crazybint
01-02-2004, 04:15 PM
Agree about &#39;The Fast And The Furious&#39; ....fell asleep :sleeping:
Second one much much much more crap

Mr. Mulder
01-02-2004, 04:19 PM
Agree about &#39;The Fast And The Furious&#39; ....fell asleep
Second one much much much more crap

Agreed, they were both crap :)

Aaron_T
01-02-2004, 05:07 PM
got some more shit movies

Soul Survivour
The Hulk
How to lose a guy in 10 days

buddyboy
01-26-2004, 10:34 PM
i think the worst film i have seen for a while is the hulk&#33; and a film called turbulence with ray liotta that was just horrendous :angry:

Aaron_T
01-27-2004, 12:44 AM
The Blair Witch 1&2

Keikan
01-27-2004, 04:02 AM
Ballistic: Ecks VS Sever

PS: Best Adam Sandler Movie is Punch Drunk Love

Randomblonde
01-27-2004, 08:10 AM
hm.

TITANIC- the mother of all bad movies. And it actually wasn&#39;t that bad up until the damn thing started sinking.

PEARL HARBOUR- ye gods take it away

8 MILE- That movie really fucken irritated me

CANT HARDLY WAIT- Jennifer Love Hewitt at a frat party. I say no more.

BRING IT ON- It actually embarasses me that I&#39;ve seen this one

SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE- Pretty costumes, but thats about all

CROSSROADS- bleh.

HONEY- For a recent one....

TRAINING DAY- Overhyped and totally forgettable. Macy Gray was the only reason I didn&#39;t walk out. She was fantastic. (Oh god, was it missy elliot? aargh)

CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN- I saw it today. So I&#39;m freshly horrified....

BAD TASTE- fucking disgusting.

TOM + VIV- bloodless.

BRIDGET JONES DIARY- And anything else with Renee Zellweger.

X-MEN- I saw it for Ian McKellen. Thats all.

UNDERWORLD- I&#39;m being harsh, cos it was pretty....but it should have been so much better.

QUEEN OF THE DAMNED- Loved Interview with a Vampire, expected this to be good.... nice music, thats pretty much all.

that&#39;ll do for now :)

The Horror fanatic
01-27-2004, 07:06 PM
films i will never watch because they are boring, or a waste of time

4 weddings and a funeral (hugh grant sucks as an actor. really anything he is in is boring)
dust devil(worst horror i have ever seen, and barry norman of film 90 or whatever said it was best he had seen. shows how much he knows about horror)
sister act 1 and 2 (anything with whoopi goldberg in it, she just isn&#39;t funny)
Gladiator( man is russell crowe boring, it could have been decent if he had not been in it)

sausamyre
01-28-2004, 12:49 AM
STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And a "comedy"called Screwed.....Danny DeVito, Dave Chappelle, Norm Macdonald


Also AI sucked the big blue fairy&#33;&#33;

And any movie by the guy who made XXX, Fast and furious, SWAT.....these movies are garbage.

seiya_33
01-28-2004, 01:11 AM
i really liked AI , the ending was really great , but to the point :

charlies angels 1 n 2
terminator 3
the hulk(pretty good but the ending ruined it )
freddy vs jason
dare devil
pluto nash
the others
the fast and furious 1 n 2
ecks vs server
honey
glitter
21 grams
gothika
underworld
seabiscuit
gangs of new york
barber shop
bringing down the house
harry potter 1 n 2
malibus most wanted
the core
bullet proof monk

all that money in the trash

pepsy
01-31-2004, 08:48 PM
X-MEN really sux&#33; :angry:

atiVidia
02-01-2004, 02:45 PM
gigli, the matrix revolutions

Gripper
02-06-2004, 07:32 PM
Darkwolf is absolout shite

ClubDiggler
04-30-2004, 03:35 AM
Gigli
Cry Baby (Dep)
Gone Fishing (Pesci,Glover) terrible

SingaBoiy
04-30-2004, 05:22 AM
Not sure if they have been said but
Scary Movie movies the ALL SUCK&#33;&#33;&#33;

I fukin t-bag whoever thought of the ideas for those movies.

Falconetti
04-30-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by seiya_33@27 January 2004 - 20:11
i really liked AI , the ending was really great , but to the point :

charlies angels 1 n 2
terminator 3
the hulk(pretty good but the ending ruined it )
freddy vs jason
dare devil
pluto nash
the others
the fast and furious 1 n 2
ecks vs server
honey
glitter
21 grams
gothika
underworld
seabiscuit
gangs of new york
barber shop
bringing down the house
harry potter 1 n 2
malibus most wanted
the core
bullet proof monk

all that money in the trash
21 Grams? Someone has been puffin the green lately?

gungrave
05-01-2004, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by sausamyre@28 January 2004 - 00:49
STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And a "comedy"called Screwed.....Danny DeVito, Dave Chappelle, Norm Macdonald


Also AI sucked the big blue fairy&#33;&#33;

And any movie by the guy who made XXX, Fast and furious, SWAT.....these movies are garbage.
:angry: :angry: that guy rocks u cock sucker :angry: :angry:
there some of the best films out
:angry: :angry: :angry:
go crall back in to the hole u came from :angry: :angry:

gungrave
05-01-2004, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by seiya_33@28 January 2004 - 01:11
i really liked AI , the ending was really great , but to the point :

charlies angels 1 n 2
terminator 3
the hulk(pretty good but the ending ruined it )
freddy vs jason
dare devil
pluto nash
the others
the fast and furious 1 n 2
ecks vs server
honey
glitter
21 grams
gothika
underworld
seabiscuit
gangs of new york
barber shop
bringing down the house
harry potter 1 n 2
malibus most wanted
the core
bullet proof monk

all that money in the trash
:angry: :angry: bullet proof monk rocks i watched it about 50 times :angry: :angry:

stop saying good films suck ur the one who sucks :angry:

jimmyfiend
05-01-2004, 10:38 PM
Yo Gungrave, tell dorothy to meet you at the yellow brick road, when, you get to the end of it you&#39;ll meet a man, ask him for a brain. Those movies were so-so action flicks, neither too bad nor very good. If you think they are the best movies out there, then you my friend have a severe problem on your hands.

gungrave
05-02-2004, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by jimmyfiend@1 May 2004 - 22:38
Yo Gungrave, tell dorothy to meet you at the yellow brick road, when, you get to the end of it you&#39;ll meet a man, ask him for a brain. Those movies were so-so action flicks, neither too bad nor very good. If you think they are the best movies out there, then you my friend have a severe problem on your hands.
:o how dair u
/me shoots u with a rocket

so whats a good film then o might one <_<

jimmyfiend
05-02-2004, 03:29 AM
Hmmmm, whats a good film....?








Whats a good film?






Hmmmmmm?




Oh i don&#39;t know, Ichi The Killer maybe, Fear and Loathing in LasVegas possibly, Evil Dead I/II, Ghost in the Shell, in all fairness though mate, i quite enjoyed XXX, Bullet Proof Monk, didn&#39;t mind Fast and The Furious, loathed swat but the truth is they really aren&#39;t very good movies IMHO, they are just brainless action flicks pure and simple, something to put on whilst you have friends over, drink or just relax. Check out some of the films i&#39;ve listed, all excellent i think, hope you enjoy them. Sorry about the wizard of Oz joke, just foolin&#39;.

destroyerofevil
05-02-2004, 07:41 AM
Cat In The Hat, Grinch basically all these Dr seuss movies suck 2 the core.Spy Kids was bad, so is harry potter,basically 99% of movies with kids in the main role(s) f*** <_<

Unikum
05-05-2004, 09:37 AM
Matrix reloaded and probably revolutions (haven&#39;t seen it) But the first Matrix movie was good. The core, Asterix and Obelix (not the cartoon). The league, worst movie ever...I even bought (bah). Most of the Arnold movies.

uh...can&#39;t think of any else right now :helpsmile: I usually try to forget the names of the bad movies :ph34r:

Grimlock
05-05-2004, 01:50 PM
Thank god someone had the sense to list "the cat in the hat" "house of the dead" and "the fast and the lack of a story line" they were all terrible. Some of the movies mentioned(english patient, saving private ryan and most tom hanks movies) even tho they may not have been the best movies are a glaring omission to the crapfest that is out there. Didn&#39;t anyone see Boat Trip? Jesus I hope not for your own sakes.

Express
07-07-2008, 01:59 PM
Speed 2

lostdemon
07-07-2008, 04:04 PM
The first Hulk movie
Latin Kingz (cover looked cool)
187 Shadow Lane

eram
07-07-2008, 04:42 PM
legaly blond ! btw all of them

Septimus
07-07-2008, 10:44 PM
Ghost Lake.... The worst movie ever

lostdemon
07-07-2008, 11:10 PM
Lake Placid

markupmaster
07-08-2008, 03:29 PM
I was VERY disappointed by Cloverfield..

:dabs:

formos
07-08-2008, 08:09 PM
I was VERY disappointed by Cloverfield..

:dabs:

me too

otherone is k-pax and beautiful mind

Fingertip
07-08-2008, 09:01 PM
Actually i really enjoyed Cloverfield! :P

But a movie that i recently watched and it REALLY sucked was "The Happening", what a terrible movie!

pr0ntastic
07-09-2008, 02:07 PM
Meet the spartans

snx
07-09-2008, 05:32 PM
superhero movie

BelleandSeb
07-09-2008, 05:47 PM
The Hottie and the Nottie made me want to gauge my eyes out it was so bad. I actually felt sick after watching it. I don't know what the worst thing about it was, the dialogue or its insistance that you have to be pretty to be liked.

mebaali
07-09-2008, 07:00 PM
Epic Movie

sheriff 01
10-01-2008, 01:08 AM
just watched mama mia, and it has too be the worst movie i have ever seen next to hairspray!

petra1210
10-01-2008, 08:49 AM
Children of men

RedRansom
10-01-2008, 09:28 AM
Pulp fiction
I watched nearly 1 H after that i slipped away ZZzzz may be it was about Travolta and Thurman :P

Mogwai_
10-01-2008, 05:11 PM
American remakes of Asian Movies

HoldFast
10-01-2008, 08:22 PM
...................

campmountain
10-03-2008, 09:16 PM
The ONLY movie i've ever walked out on..........."you've got mail" makes me feel nauseous!

xantra
10-05-2008, 08:55 AM
I had to go and get a copy of Dolemite based on this thread and lol... have to agree, its <explicit removed> :)

PPP1
10-06-2008, 10:00 AM
i like movies
because i like horror movies

pone44
10-08-2008, 12:27 AM
"No Country For Old Men","The Chronicles of Narnia"(both), "There Will be blood" all were pretty bad but have good reviews :unsure:

dimutri
10-09-2008, 06:40 AM
"No Country For Old Men","The Chronicles of Narnia"(both), "There Will be blood" all were pretty bad but have good reviews :unsure:


No country for old men sucks!??!?!?!? you're kidding right??

Stella
10-10-2008, 09:53 AM
i like movies
because i like horror movies

Hello,
I also like horror movies. But i like romantic movies very much.:D

wish
10-10-2008, 10:00 AM
cook. worst I have seen

alcoholik
10-13-2008, 10:54 AM
the da vinci code. it sucks man

FuTuRe
10-13-2008, 08:01 PM
off the dome in no order

1. the dead hate the living
2. resident evil 3
3. psycho (remake)
4. Righteous Kill
5. Disaster Movie

tralalala
10-13-2008, 09:44 PM
A History of Violence sucked big cawk.. Seriously.

Mr.Blaze
10-13-2008, 09:47 PM
how about alone in the dark

Vincero
10-14-2008, 09:58 AM
The Hottie and the Nottie
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans

Magnus101
10-15-2008, 12:52 PM
"No Country For Old Men","The Chronicles of Narnia"(both), "There Will be blood" all were pretty bad but have good reviews :unsure:


No country for old men sucks!??!?!?!? you're kidding right??

I agree with Pone44 on this one. No Country for Old Men" really sucked and still got some great reviews.

musicsavesus
10-18-2008, 04:14 PM
My friends and I got stoned a few months ago and watched "From Dusk Till Dawn." Before we watched it, I thought it was a vampire movie for some reason. The first half of the movie was actually a pretty cheesy but decent crime movie. That is until all of a sudden out of nowhere everyone turns into fucking vampires and shit. It went from a decent movie to a B-grade vampire flick in a matter of seconds. Fucking blows...

succubus
10-18-2008, 06:35 PM
accepted.

Roooney
10-20-2008, 07:21 PM
Into The Wild have to be the worst film I've ever seen. In fact, I turned it off after about 1 hour, couldn't take it anymore.
Cannot understand how that movie has won an oscar.

chalice
10-20-2008, 11:25 PM
My friends and I got stoned a few months ago and watched "From Dusk Till Dawn." Before we watched it, I thought it was a vampire movie for some reason. The first half of the movie was actually a pretty cheesy but decent crime movie. That is until all of a sudden out of nowhere everyone turns into fucking vampires and shit. It went from a decent movie to a B-grade vampire flick in a matter of seconds. Fucking blows...

You fucking dickhead.

That is all.

Except for that movie was fucking fantastic.

Did I mention that you're a fucking dickhead, like?

nesis
10-21-2008, 01:53 PM
son of sam

musicsavesus
10-22-2008, 04:28 AM
So I'm a dickhead because I don't like a pointless vampire movie with shitty special effects? Do you like this movie simply because its a QT film?
Just because it has a cult following doesn't mean it's a good movie. Most movies that have a cult following have one because it's a shitty movie in the first place.

Seriously, the movie sucks more dick than your mom. Well, almost.




You fucking dickhead.

That is all.

Except for that movie was fucking fantastic.

Did I mention that you're a fucking dickhead, like?

succubus
10-22-2008, 06:05 PM
comon guys fight in PMs or get MSN of each other

chalice
10-22-2008, 10:14 PM
So I'm a dickhead because I don't like a pointless vampire movie with shitty special effects? Do you like this movie simply because its a QT film?
Just because it has a cult following doesn't mean it's a good movie. Most movies that have a cult following have one because it's a shitty movie in the first place.

Seriously, the movie sucks more dick than your mom. Well, almost.




You fucking dickhead.

That is all.

Except for that movie was fucking fantastic.

Did I mention that you're a fucking dickhead, like?

Nope. You're a dickhead cos you seem stupid. I called you a dickhead cos I pretty much felt like it at the time. A few days later, you still seem like a dickhead. So you're a dickhead.

If you can't see how well that film was written, as regards to situation, then you're a dickhead. If you can't see how artistically written, as regards to the dross that was being funded by Hollywood at the time, then you're a dickhead.

If you can't see passed the special effects which were sadly underfunded yet became a parody of themselves and every other b-movie before and since that, then you're a dickhead.

You get ten dickheads out of ten.

Dickhead.

IdolEyes787
10-22-2008, 11:35 PM
I'm with chalice on this one(not the dickhead part btw).The realization of idea borders on brilliance.
Definitely your loss if you fail to see it musicsavesus.

In my opinion the movie's only real flaw is that Rodriguez's directing skill doesn't quite match up to Tarantino's script.
That and Tarantino's insufferable acting of course.

clocker
10-23-2008, 02:39 PM
Maybe it's time that we define what defines "suck" in the context of this thread.

Seems like a lot of films are being classified here simply because the subject matter is not of interest to the poster.

IdolEyes787
10-23-2008, 03:47 PM
It's a good idea but as they say in show biz "I don't think it's going to play to this crowd".






No country for old men sucks!??!?!?!? you're kidding right??

I agree with Pone44 on this one. No Country for Old Men" really sucked and still got some great reviews.

The fact of the matter is that besides you ,me,chalice and a couple of others nobody bothers to read anything more than the thread title and the post immediately preceding their own(and I'm stretching with that one).

So unless you are proposing a title change to something like "wonderful movies that I lack the brain cells to appreciate" I think it's wasted breath.

clocker
10-23-2008, 04:36 PM
So unless you are proposing a title change to something like "wonderful movies that I lack the brain cells to appreciate" I think it's wasted breath.
I could live with that.

Clearly, I was being naive and altruistic.
Given that a large percentage of our participants are not even conversant with Citizen Kane, it would be a stretch to assume the critical ability to separate "movies I don't like" from "movies that suck".

You may recall that I am not a fan of From Dusk Till Dawn but I don't think it sucked, it just failed to draw me into it's mythology.
Battlefield Earth on the other hand, sucked on every possible level.

I'm not sure even MST3K could parody it successfully.

Creeping Death
10-23-2008, 04:50 PM
Tropical Thunder was a big disappointment for me.

IdolEyes787
10-23-2008, 05:15 PM
I wrote Battlefield Earth is maybe the worst move made in the last 30 years on a forum someplace.I can't remember if I did here as well.

Your comment also got me to look back at some of the other posts .

Besides No Country-There will be Blood,A History of Violence,Children of Men and Pulp Fiction are movies I should avoid as well.

But don't worry the extra time gives me no reason to deny myself the pleasure of watching(since all horror movies are good) Saw,Hostel and their sequels any longer.

clocker
10-24-2008, 12:00 AM
But don't worry the extra time gives me no reason to deny myself the pleasure of watching(since all horror movies are good) Saw,Hostel and their sequels any longer.
I admit that I've never seen any of these.

I suspect that the Saw series is secretly sponsored by Ace Hardware.

peat moss
10-24-2008, 12:35 AM
Well Wicked Lake did suck , I like Lesbian horror movies but that was bad .

clocker
10-24-2008, 01:28 AM
There are enough "lesbian horror movies" to comprise a genre?

Color me surprised (but intrigued).

Peat, what example would you recommend to a novice?

IdolEyes787
10-24-2008, 02:22 AM
I don't care what Peat moss has to say, there is only one Lesbian vampire/horror movie the genius that is .......Vampyros Lesbos

Quote IMDB

The Citizen Kane of European exploitation
http://i.media-imdb.com/images/showtimes/100.gif

"Jesus Franco's 1970 VAMPYROS LESBOS is the masterpiece of all Euro-exploitation genres. You can swoon over the Greenaway lighting in SUSPIRIA; you can thrill to the comic-book metaphysics of THE BEYOND; a few solitary freaks might smack their chops over CANNIBAL FEROX. But the Big Mama, the 2001 or INTOLERANCE of the litter, is Franco's fever-dreamy Z movie, a dusted-out collage of St. Tropez glamour, poisonous softcore sex, platter-party lounge music gone Satanic, and more crazy zooms than the entire body of martial-arts movies combined.
Franco has made more movies than probably any other living filmmaker, and there's something intuitive and inspired in each of them. But in none of his other works did he so perfectly combine what he learned, in his zonked-out way, from his masters (Resnais, Antonioni and especially Welles), and his own lurid, kick-addicted, grade-Z technique. This movie isn't just for B-movie weirdos; hardcore Tarkovsky fiends might find themselves after fifteen minute saying, "God...I kind of like this...what's happening to me?"


Actually this movie is just for b movie weirdos.They use to play it all the time on Showcase Canada late on Friday nights.
I think I've managed to get through about 20 minutes of it totaled over repeated viewing .

If you want to see a good lesbian vampire movie I instead suggest you check out The Hunger(1983)Directed by Tony Scott and starring Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve as the highly erotic lesbians.
Plus there's the added bonus of seeing David Bowie gradually rot away .:O

peat moss
10-24-2008, 02:53 AM
There are enough "lesbian horror movies" to comprise a genre?

Color me surprised (but intrigued).

Peat, what example would you recommend to a novice?




Blood Sisters Of Lesbian Sin or Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers . :naughty:

clocker
10-24-2008, 03:17 AM
Right then.

Off to fix this hole in my cinematic education.

Xapsa
10-24-2008, 09:14 PM
Premonition was pretty boring and painfully slow. Kept falling asleep after a couple minutes. Don't even know why I had a film with Sandra Bullock >.>

clocker
10-24-2008, 09:39 PM
Don't even know why I had a film with Sandra Bullock >.>
Because there is always the possibility of some "girl next door" boob shots, of course.

It's been known to happen.

IdolEyes787
10-24-2008, 10:10 PM
It's the only reason I have a copy of Fire on the Amazon.:naughty:

clocker
10-24-2008, 11:01 PM
It's the only reason to have a copy of Fire On The Amazon.


Perv.

chalice
10-24-2008, 11:09 PM
Name a Ron Howard film that doesn't completely suck and/or doesn't make you want to vomit.

Forrest Gump had a good soundtrack but still made me want to vomit.

I'm hoping Frost/Nixon will be worthy of the original interviews but I expect to project some stomach matter somewhere along the line.

Such great subject matter(s), such sickly execution. What the fuck is that all about, like?

clocker
10-24-2008, 11:38 PM
Apollo 13.

Anyway, Howard gets a lifetime pass as one of the developers behind Arrested Development.

No arguing allowed.

chalice
10-24-2008, 11:45 PM
I repressed sputum several times during Apollo 13 during the seconds I managed to retain consciousness.

Maybe I have an adverse reaction to overly shiny things. Or maybe I just can't fucking stand the superheroesque (yes I just made that word up) spin Howard buffers his films with.

Not gonna argue with Arrested Development. Shoulda qualified it with Howard-directorial efforts.

Far And Away?

Yes, it should be.

clocker
10-25-2008, 01:20 AM
Well, here we are again at the intersection of "movies I didn't like" and "movies that suck".

Apollo 13 is probably not the best Howard film to hang your "superheroesque spin" argument upon...in many ways the actual true story trumps a comic book fantasy, and the three astronauts were genuinely considered to be heroes at the time. Still are, in fact.

BTW, you were perfectly clear the first time about Howard directed efforts...Arrested Developmnet was a McGuffin from my side.

peat moss
10-25-2008, 01:35 AM
Only thing that I hate is he puts his retarded looking brother in his films . Another cute child star that did n't age well .

chalice
10-25-2008, 01:37 AM
I'll give you that. I genuinely didn't enjoy the film. Perhaps cos I had no emotional investment. However, the film didn't provide me with said empathy either. I withdraw 'sucked'. Man, if this was the lounge, there'd be myriad possibilities there. :lol:

So, we've narrowed down Howard's films to one that is acceptable to not having sucked.

Next question...

Name two.

clocker
10-25-2008, 02:12 AM
That's not a question, it's a challenge.

Given that you brought no emotional baggage to Apollo 13- were you around when it happened?- and the film failed to engage you in the plight of the astronauts, then by a portion of my definition, the movie did "suck". For you at least, and fair enough.

I see lots of films that I don't particularly like but they don't descend to the level of true suckage until a myriad of conditions are met. Only a few make the grade and I don't savor them like fine wine, preferring instead to concentrate on flicks I actually enjoy.

Yeah, I'm a "glass half full" kinda guy.

Using your parameters, I could say that Gladiator sucked- nothing could entice me to rewatch it- but I must recognize that it resonated with lots of people, so it's just down to personal taste.
Or maybe everyone is just gay for Russell Crowe and I'm missing the secret handshake.

On the other hand, I think Chicago is a great movie but I'm willing to accept that that choice would sink like a brick here.

I don't think most of us see enough movies and fewer still think critically enough about them to justify this thread.
Not that it isn't fun to blather on from time to time...

IdolEyes787
10-25-2008, 03:02 AM
Only thing that I hate is he puts his retarded looking brother in his films .

Funny I would have said that the inclusion of Clint Howard is the consistent high point of all Opie's films.
Witnessing his devolution from one movie to the next is truly awe inspiring.

They should reedit 2001 dispense with the ape and monolith bit and montage that in instead .


Two. A Beautiful Mind .Solid screenplay and the film lacks much of the saccharin sweetness of Howard's other films (which I'm assuming is part of the reason why you profess to disliking them so much).

chalice
10-25-2008, 11:10 AM
If A Beautiful Mind had been presented to the public as a work of fiction, I wouldn't have too much of a problem with it. It's engaging and cleverly executed for the most part.

However, 'based on a true story' is a mercenary lie in this case. Nash and most of his relationships were completely misrepresented for the sake of the saccharin sweetness you mention above. By all accounts, the man was pretty reprehensible. He was an egotist and serial womaniser. He and his wife were actually estranged for many years and only came together again in later life out of convenience. They lived in the same house but led very separate lives. Instead we're given the portrait of a long-suffering, faithful superwoman. Simply untrue. If Nash was such a social misfit in real life, then he sure did alright with the ladies.

This, for me, would have made for a far more interesting script and I probably would've enjoyed it more if it wasn't so sentimentally padded, as is Howard's sickly wont. It makes me feel cheated and angry. True story.

peat moss
10-25-2008, 11:29 AM
I'm kinda siding with Clocker on this , I enjoy most Ron Howard films . Family friendly , good plot , sickly sweet ok but still great entertainment .

To be honest I admire him giving the half head brother work .

clocker
10-25-2008, 02:39 PM
To be fair Peat, I never said I liked any Ron Howard films- just that they didn't suck.

I suppose that at one time or another I've seen most of them and since I still have eyes, they caused no permanent damage but when I look for a way to fill a few hours, none of his films spring to mind.

bangang
10-27-2008, 12:20 PM
"The Mad". Undeniably. I have searched some of the lowest rated movies on imdb for fun, but this movie tops them all. I was really a torture to watch this one out. I still can't understand why I didn't turn it off after a couple of minutes.

I mean, zombie hamburgers attacking people? The actors are just the worst ever and the 'jokes' are so unfunny it isn't even funny anymore.

pingusso
10-27-2008, 02:01 PM
anything from uwe boll,
i mean, it sucks so much its not even funny

Chicane
11-01-2008, 12:30 PM
Ali G series.
But Borat, i like.

1980
11-02-2008, 07:48 PM
southland tales.

SoulEdge01
11-02-2008, 09:05 PM
When someone ask about bad movies the first two that come to my mind are Napoleon Dynamite and Dudley Do-Right. Those two bored me so much that they don't even deserve to be referred as "so bad it's good".

ecug
11-03-2008, 11:24 PM
I have to say that i saw very sh*ty crap lately, but the worst was 10Milion BC...jesus, it has the worst effects, the worst cast, etc etc...:s

If you want to see this film you have here more info lol:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1136683/

casanova666
11-06-2008, 08:12 PM
rambo i dunno may be coz i had too much expections..

athenaesword
11-09-2008, 08:11 AM
whatever paris hilton makes.

yoco
11-10-2008, 11:17 AM
You got that right :w00t: :lol:

manbearpig
11-11-2008, 04:50 PM
I hated the love guru
only watched coz of alba

colombianino
11-20-2008, 03:45 PM
i would definitely have to agree with anyone that watched "The Happening"......
that movie sucked till the end of the credits.

clocker
11-22-2008, 03:17 PM
Soldier (1998)- Kurt Russell.

I came across this film while suffering a late night fit of insomnia.
I want to emphasize the fact that I did not seek out this movie...it found me.
It's competition was The Postman with Kevin Costner- a film with such a horrible reputation that Soldier seemed like the better option.
Boy, that was wrong.

Written by a co-author of Blade Runner, Soldier is one of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen. There is so much wrong with it that a list of suckage would take longer to write than viewing the movie.
Suffice to say, the best performance in the film belongs to Gary Busey...that should pretty much tell you all you need to know.

I can't imagine the combination of drugs/alcohol that would render this flick watchable...resist the temptation to see it at all costs.

IdolEyes787
11-22-2008, 03:51 PM
Still better than the similarly themed Universal Soldier or it's odious sequels( the third of which having the rare distinction of one of the few movies I wasn't able to sit through the entirety of).

Or maybe I didn't mind Soldier so much because Kurt Russell's got a lot of karma points from me for Escape from New York and Big Trouble in Little China.

It's true that Director Paul W.S. Anderson is a hack to the greatest degree though and "I fart in his general direction"(except for Shopping but that one fairly directed itself)

clocker
11-22-2008, 04:43 PM
Fortunately, I've never seen Universal Soldier and will be sure to avoid it should the opportunity arise.
I can only hope Russell squandered his "karma points" for a really nice yacht or something- this is the kind of disaster that makes one automatically think "He needed the paycheck".
Certainly, it was easy work...he has maybe ten lines of dialogue in the whole movie, so sitting through makeup (which basically consists of a scar) and then looking steely for a few hours a day is the sum of his performance.

Soldier is the kind of movie that "straight to video" was designed for.
In fact, given the total lack of technical proficiency, I suspect this movie bypassed videotape and went "straight to floppy" instead.

j2k4
11-22-2008, 08:17 PM
Gary Busey was well-fucked-up by 1998, eh?

Hard to believe he's still alive. :dabs:

IdolEyes787
11-22-2008, 09:14 PM
I'm not completely sure he is.

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ma/gary_busey_2_020608/gary_busey_1897089.jpg

But who would you rather except a ride from Busey or Nick Nolte?

http://www.throwmyshoe.org/images/nicknoltedui.jpg

j2k4
11-22-2008, 09:23 PM
Nolte's head is lumpy, but still roughly normally shaped, kind of.

Busey, not so much. :dabs:

IdolEyes787
11-22-2008, 10:10 PM
"Still roughly normally shaped":lol:That's a ringing endorsement.
I'll be sure to add it too my next resumé.

clocker
11-22-2008, 10:14 PM
Sometimes it's the little things that make the biggest impression on employers.

j2k4
11-23-2008, 01:52 AM
Sometimes it's the little things that make the biggest impression on employers.

Quite right.

I'd never hire anyone with a misshapen head - it's just bad policy.

ostracizado
11-24-2008, 10:25 PM
I still shiver when i think of "There's Something About Mary" ......

Wladdy
11-26-2008, 01:14 AM
I still shiver when i think of "There's Something About Mary" ......

:lol: you're right mate

mbucari1
12-31-2008, 06:49 PM
In the name of the King

cuck
03-04-2009, 03:14 PM
High School Musical 3: Senior Year (http://www.cinemarx.ro/filme/Liceul-muzical-Anul-absolvirii-High-School-Musical-3-Senior-Year-384382.html)

cinephilia
05-28-2010, 03:32 PM
worst movie ever:

You Got Served

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365957/
17.587 votes
2.5/10

999969999
06-01-2010, 02:09 PM
Post here the crappiest movies you've ever seen.
Here's my list:

I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Scream 1,2 and 3
Scooby Doo
Dolemite :lol:
The Blair Witch Project 1 and 2
Popeye
Speed 2
Rocky I, II, III, IV, V
Rambo I, II, III
Planet of the apes (All of them)
Battlefield Earth
Junior
The sound of music
Mary Poppins
Every goddamn musical for that matter. I hate those movies. :angry:
Batman (All of them crappy flicks)
Police Academy (The first ones were cool but then it just went on and on, and that made me vomit) :x

Can't remember more. :blink:

:D Add yours! :D

I haven't seen most of those movies, but the few I did see (Scream 1, I know what you did last summer) were good in my opinion.

megabyteme
06-01-2010, 07:41 PM
I imagine Hombre has appeared in some of the most pathetic porn movies. That is, unless you are into seeing a simpering primate being humiliated, sexually tormented, and shit on, then you'll probably get into it. Come to think of it, he is probably as popular as Hasselhoff in Germany.

l33tpirata13
06-02-2010, 12:15 AM
id have to put my vote in for "It's Pat". Not only is it bad, but its tormenting and leaves you that way.

id gladly sit through "You Got Served" to not see this piece of dogpoo ever again.

megabyteme
06-02-2010, 12:19 AM
Years ago, a friend's wife INSISTED we see "It's Pat" in the theater. I'm still scarred today. :(

BangComedy
06-09-2010, 04:12 AM
How about Terminator 3! That movie sucked hard :P

Totti
06-09-2010, 01:41 PM
Constantine with Keanu Reeves worst movie I ever saw in the movie theaters

l33tpirata13
06-09-2010, 02:27 PM
Constantine with Keanu Reeves worst movie I ever saw in the movie theaters

i havent listened to Bush since.

LtAda
06-10-2010, 11:14 PM
The only movie I actually fell asleep watching was Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Transformers 1 was decent though.

CitiTechno
06-13-2010, 07:24 AM
wall-e was so crappy i couldnt complete it till the end