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Guillaume
01-15-2006, 06:32 PM
the spare skin around my first finger.
waste not, want not. :snooty:

Is this where the saying comes from you are what you eat :schnauz:
Nope. It's where the saying "damned potheads will eat anything" comes from.






:pinch:

Lilmiss
01-15-2006, 07:40 PM
hoi.
i'd never eat marmite no matter how stoned i happened to be. :snooty:

Gripper
01-15-2006, 09:49 PM
Walkers sensations mild chilli spice coated peanuts

S!X
01-16-2006, 12:37 AM
Icecream (vanilla)

Lilmiss
01-16-2006, 01:41 AM
nothing, the crinkling would wake up jaws. :unsure:

Buffalo
01-16-2006, 01:48 AM
Late night Chilli with prawns, home made, And well nice!

Buffalo
01-16-2006, 01:49 AM
you can have some Lilmiss, get you on down to Norfolk! :)

manker
01-16-2006, 01:50 AM
A Fruit Club from the fridge.

Noice.

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 01:51 AM
A Fruit Club from the fridge.

Noice.

blue oysters in teh fridge?:blink:


:mellow:

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 01:52 AM
i'll give you ten minutes to get that one:dabs:

:mellow:

manker
01-16-2006, 01:54 AM
Instantaneous, but the impact was like the Locket joke :mellow:

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 01:55 AM
i did giggle slightly:mellow:

manker
01-16-2006, 01:57 AM
At the Locket joke, Shirley not.

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 01:59 AM
I was this high the other night when I even found shoalin soccer genuinely entertaining:mellow:

manker
01-16-2006, 02:03 AM
Shaolin Soccer fucken rawks, rodtard.

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 02:04 AM
i know it did, just the bit where he asks if hes got a drinking problem:mellow:

manker
01-16-2006, 02:05 AM
That was Airplane :mellow:

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 02:08 AM
rod off, it's when they're getting the brothers back together, and the one answers the door, slams it, re-emerges fully clothed and does a quick little dance before saying the word "drinking":mellow:

manker
01-16-2006, 02:09 AM
That bit's not in Shaolin Soccer, are you thinking of the right film :blink:

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 02:13 AM
rod off once more, cawkfan:dabs:

:mellow:

Buffalo
01-16-2006, 02:31 AM
Wrigley's Spearmint, my E20 fix for tonight

Snee
01-16-2006, 02:40 PM
Springrolls FTW.

Blythorama
01-16-2006, 02:42 PM
Minestrone cuppa soup.

MagicNakor
01-16-2006, 02:43 PM
Lasagne and garlic bread.

:shuriken:

Blythorama
01-16-2006, 02:51 PM
Lasagne and garlic bread> Cuppa soup. :ph34r:

DorisInsinuate
01-16-2006, 05:22 PM
I'm drinking a cup of tea, to avoid withdrawal symptoms, also tea is awesome lol

I wonder if I drank 100 cups it'll be like that episode of Futurama lol

manker
01-16-2006, 05:24 PM
A satsuma.

Tastier that you'd think :smilie4:

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 05:24 PM
posted my stuff cawkfan?

Blythorama
01-16-2006, 05:25 PM
I'm drinking coffee and eating chocolate buttons, because I also wouldn't want to develop withdrawal symptoms and because I like coffee and chocolate buttons.

Gripper
01-16-2006, 05:26 PM
posted my stuff cawkfan?
Manker dealing now is he:01:

manker
01-16-2006, 05:27 PM
posted my stuff cawkfan?
Shit! No, sorry.

Been a bit busy today, hence the lack of witty insightfulness on the forum. I'll post it tomorrow.

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 05:28 PM
ha, dave was wrong, he said you'd forget then blame your secretary:dabs:

manker
01-16-2006, 05:30 PM
ha, dave was wrong, he said you'd forget then blame your secretary:dabs::schnauz:

That actually happened :snooty:



This time, I was far too busy helping people.

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 05:31 PM
ha, dave was wrong, he said you'd forget then blame your secretary:dabs::schnauz:

That actually happened :snooty:



This time, I was far to busy helping people.

Too busy to use the correct "too" also?:schnauz:

Barbarossa
01-16-2006, 05:32 PM
Too busy to use the correct "too" also?:schnauz:

hoo hoo hoo, in like flynn. :cool:

manker
01-16-2006, 05:32 PM
Stop editing my posts, cawktard.

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 05:35 PM
Stop editing my posts, cawktard.

rodoff, i got in before you edited it:schnauz:

manker
01-16-2006, 05:37 PM
Oh, go on then.

I suppose it is a bit of an event when I make a typo :dabs:

We rly should liven things up a bit around here.

Did you lot know that Bo is secretly ghey. He tried to sexcore me once :smilie4:

Proper Bo
01-16-2006, 05:39 PM
:kiss:

Guillaume
01-16-2006, 05:44 PM
Just once?


You must really be bad at it.

manker
01-16-2006, 05:45 PM
Just once?


You must really be bad at it.I thought you put me on ignore, smileytard.

:schnauz:

Guillaume
01-16-2006, 05:52 PM
:yogi:

Barbarossa
01-16-2006, 05:54 PM
You're eating yogi? :sick:

maebach
01-16-2006, 10:06 PM
just finished kraftdinner

DorisInsinuate
01-16-2006, 10:50 PM
These puff pastry cheese marmite twisty things my sister made for me.

S!X
01-16-2006, 11:48 PM
Lipton chicken noodle soup :eat:

maebach
01-16-2006, 11:57 PM
just finished dinner

Lilmiss
01-17-2006, 12:06 AM
i just had a digestive. :happy:

Robert00000
01-17-2006, 12:09 AM
Is it a good idea to eat before you go to bed? i'm a bit peckish but don't fancy the idea of eating before going to bed.

S!X
01-17-2006, 12:13 AM
Is it a good idea to eat before you go to bed? i'm a bit peckish but don't fancy the idea of eating before going to bed.

Mother says its not good, I do it anyways..... doesnt seem to be hurting me any...:dry:

Robert00000
01-17-2006, 12:17 AM
Is it a good idea to eat before you go to bed? i'm a bit peckish but don't fancy the idea of eating before going to bed.

Mother says its not good, I do it anyways..... doesnt seem to be hurting me any...:dry:

I'll follow your example :pinch:

Un^Real
01-17-2006, 04:22 PM
just sucking on my fingers

Gripper
01-17-2006, 06:05 PM
Lager

maebach
01-18-2006, 03:33 AM
just finished some cherries. :01:

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:34 AM
the air that sourrounds me.

tastes good. MUUUU BITCH

S!X
01-18-2006, 03:36 AM
pina colada smoothie.

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:36 AM
no fair. Im telling rossco. :cry:

maebach
01-18-2006, 03:38 AM
rly man, its like 1030 and im too lazt to go to the cold celler to get juice.

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:41 AM
I hate teh cold. Wish i lived like in florida.... ahhh maybe not florida i like having a house but soemehere warm. ;)

maebach
01-18-2006, 03:42 AM
with no hurricanes

S!X
01-18-2006, 03:45 AM
no fair. Im telling rossco. :cry:

Rossco or "Tesco"? wtf is tesco :blink: :dry:

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:47 AM
WTF is a tesco??

maebach
01-18-2006, 03:49 AM
sounds like texas.

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:52 AM
texaco

Guyver
01-18-2006, 03:56 AM
im eating a mars bar

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:56 AM
making me hungry now

S!X
01-18-2006, 03:57 AM
"Tesco" is "Proper BO" word... I have no idea what it means tho.

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:59 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesco

twisterX
01-18-2006, 03:59 AM
its a store in the uk

Mr. Mulder
05-05-2006, 07:19 PM
kung pao chicken FTW!111!1.

DorisInsinuate
05-05-2006, 11:32 PM
Nothing. I might open a tin of ham to join in with the fun.

Proper Bo
05-05-2006, 11:49 PM
"Tesco" is "Proper BO" word... I have no idea what it means tho. :blink:

DorisInsinuate
05-05-2006, 11:51 PM
Quot is he saying? Is he speaking in tongues or something?

Proper Bo
05-05-2006, 11:52 PM
Quot is he saying? Is he speaking in tongues or something? I used the quote button:huh: noice pun btw:smilie4:

Proper Bo
05-05-2006, 11:53 PM
ah, it still has aids. it's not letting me drop text down onto the next line:dabs: this bit was three lines below when I typed it:dabs:

Proper Bo
05-06-2006, 12:02 AM
testing

1
2
3

Proper Bo
05-06-2006, 12:02 AM
hawt, just downloaded opera and it works

opera > mozilla

Gripper
05-06-2006, 05:52 AM
Nail fungus

Seedler
05-06-2006, 02:07 PM
Cupcakes...:01:

Mr. Mulder
05-06-2006, 06:11 PM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8420/06050618039gx.jpg

bitches.

Seedler
05-06-2006, 06:52 PM
cream cheese+bagel

CrabGirl
05-06-2006, 06:54 PM
We are about to feast upon Chicken Kievs, Potato wedges and a spicy broccoli and tomato sauce.

We are hungover.

Seedler
05-06-2006, 10:03 PM
The new caramel Reese.

worldpease
05-24-2006, 09:32 PM
I just had some 'doritos' with Tuna and a Coke.
very light and ejoyable with this summer weather.

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/2519/s30100024yr.th.jpg (http://img271.imageshack.us/my.php?image=s30100024yr.jpg)

Mr. Mulder
05-24-2006, 09:52 PM
more cawfee :pinch:

DorisInsinuate
05-24-2006, 09:57 PM
more cawfee :pinch:
Ewwwww, like Nick Frost does in that episode of Spaced?

natedogg
05-24-2006, 10:00 PM
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8420/06050618039gx.jpg

bitches.
KFC has fries?

ziggyjuarez
05-24-2006, 10:05 PM
rat cheese

Mr. Mulder
05-24-2006, 10:14 PM
jA, lots of em too, they're alright lyke - but they're no rat cheese :smilie4:

Seedler
05-25-2006, 03:20 AM
Ruffles BBQ

Buffalo
05-25-2006, 05:24 PM
Pork Chop with chips & egg

Gripper
05-25-2006, 07:27 PM
Tin of beans, 3 fried eggs,4 slices of grilled bacon and 4 slices of bread and butter...uuurrrrrrppppp

enoughfakefiles
05-25-2006, 07:52 PM
Salt and vinegar flavoured chipsticks.

nortroll
05-25-2006, 09:24 PM
Pizza...

Mr. Mulder
05-25-2006, 09:27 PM
cool doritos for dinner, bitchez.

Seedler
05-25-2006, 09:46 PM
my fingernails.

missie
05-26-2006, 03:21 PM
'bout to get into me half eaten subway baguette.


chicken tikka, lettuce, cheese, onion, cucumber, sweetcorn and mayo.
mmm... :wub:

Guillaume
05-26-2006, 03:23 PM
'bout to get into me half eaten subway baguette.
Wow, that's a large half baguette.

missie
05-26-2006, 03:30 PM
i look rather good in a sandwich. :lookaroun

MagicNakor
05-26-2006, 04:21 PM
100% certified organic wheat and flax pancakes with real organic maple syrup.

I'm washing it down with hard lemonade.

:shuriken:

Buffalo
05-26-2006, 05:09 PM
Pork Chop with chips

DanB
05-26-2006, 05:17 PM
Pork Chop with chips
Euphemism

Mr. Mulder
05-26-2006, 05:19 PM
rong fred, twice ive done that now :pinch:

Buffalo
05-26-2006, 05:20 PM
Pork Chop with chips
Euphemism

It's the last one from the freezer honest, just some old mince & half bag of Cauliflower left

Gripper
05-26-2006, 05:27 PM
I was gonna make a joke about mince, but... :pinch:

Mr JP Fugley
05-26-2006, 05:27 PM
A two fingered caramac flavour kit-kat.

Buffalo
05-26-2006, 05:34 PM
I was gonna make a joke about mince, but... :pinch:

i cant believe i just scanned my old mince
http://www.sheringhamsurf.com/data/mince.jpg

Gripper
05-26-2006, 05:41 PM
I've just had pasta and bolagnes.

:lol: at Celebs

enoughfakefiles
05-26-2006, 05:46 PM
A gammon steak with a chucky egg.

Mr JP Fugley
05-26-2006, 06:13 PM
Plain crisps.

DanB
05-26-2006, 06:22 PM
A gammon steak with a chucky egg.

wtf is a chucky egg? :huh:

Mr JP Fugley
05-26-2006, 06:33 PM
A gammon steak with a chucky egg.

wtf is a chucky egg? :huh:
ah didnae want tae ask ken.

Gripper
05-26-2006, 07:29 PM
Chucky egg=A Peacocks egg

enoughfakefiles
05-26-2006, 08:26 PM
Chucky egg=A Peacocks egg

Dint ya mam call them that when you were a nipper :dabs:

Guillaume
05-26-2006, 11:24 PM
Cherries. :happy:

Earth
05-27-2006, 07:18 AM
Just had a crappy lunch -> instant noodles...

Buffalo
05-27-2006, 10:16 AM
Corn flakes

Buffalo
05-27-2006, 02:30 PM
egg banjo with a good sprinkle of fresh ground black pepper

enoughfakefiles
05-27-2006, 02:41 PM
Black pepper you say :eyebrows:

Buffalo
05-27-2006, 02:47 PM
Whole black.... nice
I’ve got yoke on my carpet,
Wipe it & make a mess or wait till its dries and peel it off....

peat moss
05-27-2006, 02:48 PM
Barley sandwich , I'm not a breakfast person . ;)

Mr. Mulder
05-27-2006, 02:51 PM
Orange juice ...from the carton :shifty:

peat moss
05-27-2006, 02:59 PM
Orange juice ...from the carton :shifty:


Is it cold at least ? Nother worse than someone catching you ( in your underware } drinking from the carton . :ph34r:

Mr. Mulder
05-27-2006, 03:17 PM
Orange juice ...from the carton :shifty:


Is it cold at least ? Nother worse than someone catching you ( in your underware } drinking from the carton . :ph34r:
omg im in my boxers roight now!1 :spooky: :o

Proper Bo
05-27-2006, 03:25 PM
that's not spooky, it's more... disturbing:no:

thewizeard
05-27-2006, 03:27 PM
Tomato Ketchup and something else...

peat moss
05-27-2006, 03:31 PM
that's not spooky, it's more... disturbing:no:

No kidding Bo , tell him he's got them inside out ! :sick: Oh and turn off the web cam .

Mr. Mulder
05-27-2006, 03:34 PM
no pics for you homos then :snooty:

peat moss
05-27-2006, 03:40 PM
no pics for you homos then :snooty:

I'll hold you to that , the quote I means :O Ah boys in underwear if we're not pissing on the toilet seat or drinking out of the carton whats left ?

Mr. Mulder
05-27-2006, 03:44 PM
no pics for you homos then :snooty:

I'll hold you to that , the quote I means :O Ah boys in underwear if we're not pissing on the toilet seat or drinking out of the carton whats left ?
pr0n? :unsure:

Proper Bo
05-27-2006, 03:45 PM
:unsure:

Seedler
05-27-2006, 05:00 PM
cawk i wish

Seedler
05-27-2006, 05:00 PM
i mean cunt!

enoughfakefiles
05-27-2006, 05:10 PM
You cunt eat i cawk. I bet you could :pinch:

Proper Bo
05-27-2006, 09:12 PM
char sui chow mein and prawn crackers:smilie4:

Mr. Mulder
05-27-2006, 09:16 PM
prawn crackers >* :smilie4:

eating tic tacs :dabs:

Proper Bo
05-27-2006, 09:19 PM
agree lol

Mr. Mulder
05-27-2006, 09:32 PM
http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/products/pack_shots/start.jpg

eating Start now, bitchez. :01: :01: :01:

Proper Bo
05-27-2006, 09:46 PM
never had start for years, I thought they stopped making it:shocked:

Mr. Mulder
05-27-2006, 09:51 PM
no wai its now bigger stronger faster and seckseeyer than ever :smilie4:

peat moss
05-27-2006, 10:16 PM
I just yelled at the wife as she ran out the door for shopping , honey what did I have for breakfast? Pussy I said as she yelled be nice to the cats while I'm gone .

Women can't live with them can't kill them . :unsure:

Mr. Mulder
07-13-2006, 11:11 AM
wife beater and salt n vinegar mccoys - uber breakfast ftw :01:

Skweeky
07-13-2006, 11:16 AM
Toast with eggs, cup of tea and a kitkat finger

Dark Steno
07-13-2006, 11:21 AM
Sushi.

djbobo
07-14-2006, 06:14 AM
tip of pen!

Skiz
07-14-2006, 07:21 AM
tip of pen!

:unsure:

Buffalo
07-14-2006, 10:58 AM
boogies, sorry, it's a habit, I only do it when feeling nervous :unsure:

Lilmiss
07-14-2006, 02:02 PM
A dual action black cherry lozenge, with hexylresorcinol. :unsure:

NikkiD
07-14-2006, 02:09 PM
Fresh cherries. :D

Lilmiss
07-14-2006, 02:29 PM
You just had to go n do one better, didn't ya.
Well I'm drinking cheap happy shopper cherryade, so there. :snooty:

NikkiD
07-14-2006, 02:36 PM
I'd send you a basket if I knew they'd make it there, but I don't think they'd be very edible by the time the reached you. :( They're in season here right now, so it's about $5 for a 6L basket.

Lilmiss
07-14-2006, 02:56 PM
Me ma has a cherry tree in front of her house, so I can scrump some from there before the birds get them.

Me other ma is growing hairy cucumbers at the mo. :ermm:

Barbarossa
07-14-2006, 03:09 PM
Me other ma is growing hairy cucumbers at the mo. :ermm:

She really wants to see a doctor about that :pinch:

Buffalo
07-15-2006, 12:02 AM
Burger, homemade with herbs & stuff in it :D

kult
07-15-2006, 04:30 AM
Some cheesey tast, with a splash of worcester sauce....mmmm

1337sk33t
07-15-2006, 04:41 AM
just had a kfc twister :D

Little Mo
07-15-2006, 06:10 PM
Chips, cous cous they are nice with brown sauce :D

Mr. Mulder
07-15-2006, 07:16 PM
milk.

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 03:23 PM
I'm just about to make the bestest homemade pizza in teh world, eva!!

Everyfing is going to go on this baby; quorn, mashed tatties, hash, sweetcorn, onions, beetroot, gravy powder, branston n everything else that isn't on the really high shelves. :01:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 03:29 PM
:sick:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 03:39 PM
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4140/tscooksh2.jpg (http://imageshack.us) :mellow:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 03:40 PM
I didn't, I got told off for trying to help too:no:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 03:45 PM
Like I'd take advice from you of all plebs.

You almost killed me ma's microwave making enchiladas. :no:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 03:45 PM
I don't even know what an enchilada is, so that's a lie:snooty:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 04:05 PM
That may be because you've only seen them as an explosion of cheese.

My pizza is looking hawt. :smilie4:

100%
07-16-2006, 04:08 PM
presently eating,
Overfried Manker ravioli with too much Ziggy spices but atleaast the Virtualbody sauce consisting of IKE's nuts and VB's prawns hides the burnt taste.

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 04:09 PM
That may be because you've only seen them as an explosion of cheese.

My pizza is looking hawt.:smilie4:
I'm sure it does, just like your bolognese and your fajitas:rolleyes:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 04:17 PM
I'm sure it does, just like your bolognese and your fajitas:rolleyes:

Those fajitas were lush, hactualment. :snooty:
I did save you a few, right?


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8338/pizzakd5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Not long now. :happy:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 04:20 PM
I'm sure it does, just like your bolognese and your fajitas:rolleyes:

Those fajitas were lush, hactualment. :snooty:
I did save you a few, right?

The one I had wasn't bad, I suppose.
How about the dozen you had?:tease:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 04:25 PM
Far better than the enchiladas. :happy:

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/9069/155074515801aa240sclzzzzzzzqa4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 04:28 PM
They were tortillas:no2:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 04:36 PM
oh gimme a break, they looked like a more like a mousetrap gone horribly wrong. :snooty:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 04:37 PM
only cause i was being distracted:snooty:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 04:42 PM
From the sound of the microwave on the brink of combustion, or those pesky daddy long legs with the shotguns? :unsure:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 04:43 PM
nope, was something by the door:unsure:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 04:45 PM
I thought I gave that hedgepig what for, lurking in my damn doorway. :fist:


pizza time. :hubba hubba:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 04:46 PM
You certainly did, if by giving it what for you mean screaming like a big girl and hiding behind me:rolleyes:

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 05:01 PM
I thought that was quite a smart move on my part.
If it gave me cheek or made any quick movements, you'd get stabbed first. :snooty:


I've just eaten 3/4 of the bestest pizza in teh world, eva!!
Saving the last part for Grace, the fat bint. :smilie4:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 05:06 PM
you're inflicting your cooking on someone else?:no:

Skweeky
07-16-2006, 05:14 PM
Yum,

salmon marinaded in soy sauce, english grainy mustard and seasalt
pork sausages
roast potatoes with garlic butter
boiled potatoes with salty bacon bits
fresh vine tomatoes with red onion and basil
mangetouts and beans with salsa dressing and red onion
steamed mini corn, wrapped in butter and garlic, then fried in the pan
fried mushrooms with steamed peppers with rosemary, thyme and garlic



Made that myself

For some reason people always show up here on a Sunday about an hour before dinner time
I should stop cooking nice things

Lilmiss
07-16-2006, 05:14 PM
I will not be rodded anymore, plebian. :snooty:

/me goes orf to walk teh moog.


Edit; dang it woman, where'd you come from.

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 05:15 PM
that all sounds fucking horrible:no2:

Proper Bo
07-16-2006, 05:15 PM
I will not be rodded anymore, plebian. :snooty:


yes you will:smilie4: