Ask Samsamsamsam

[internet.news]

I'll reply to everyone of you..........I'm that bored :)

[Mike Nelson]

I want to sleep naked but I'm afraid my housemates will break into my room and take pictures of me and make up a pr0n website about me....what should I do?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 02:56
I want to sleep naked but I'm afraid my housemates will break into my room and take pictures of me and make up a pr0n website about me....what should I do?
Be proud :)

[Mike Nelson]

I'll send you the URL when they set it up... :blink:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 02:56
I want to sleep naked but I'm afraid my housemates will break into my room and take pictures of me and make up a pr0n website about me....what should I do?
or preempt it and ask for a commission..............otherewise get a lock :)




:frusty: How bored must I be? - I'll answer all of your posts twice :o

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 02:58
I'll send you the URL when they set it up... :blink:
Nah, I'm OK thanks :).........though I know where it'll end up (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=99742&st=17)

[Mike Nelson]

Does downloading porn on a dialup connection count as tantric sex?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:03
Does downloading porn on a dialup connection count as tantric sex?
LMAO....only if you are DLing on a P2P that allows regular preview at a frame by frame rate :)

[Mike Nelson]

I need a search engine for my bedroom...I can't find my bank card. Any ideas?

[I.am]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 21:08
I need a search engine for my bedroom...I can't find my bank card. Any ideas?
Umm pm me your social security number, I will find the card for you. I will hack into gov's website and get the information. I am sure they keep all the information.

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:08
I need a search engine for my bedroom...I can't find my bank card. Any ideas?
You got small children living with you - my daughter (then aged 12 months) took my brothers card from his coat and put it between the 2 mattresses of a bed.try there :)


otherwise - it's in your shirt pocket you dumbass!

[Mike Nelson]

If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?

[Mike Nelson]

Should I stop reading bash.org and then posting the funny quotes as questions in this thread?

[I.am]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@12 February 2004 - 21:16
If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?
not only fathering I would say mothering too

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:16
If I practise Necrophilia without using protection do I run the risk of fathering zombie babies...?
NO - I'm sure they'll be understanding - It is only natural after all :)

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@13 February 2004 - 03:17
Should I stop reading bash.org and then posting the funny quotes as questions in this thread?
See you're gettign a regular customer here :)


You could but Withcheese would notice..anyway - I'd welcome it as it is AFAF but I never get round to reading it :)

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

what should i do about this nagging itch that i have?

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

here is another. my apartment community dumpster is full, and i have trash to throw out, should i wait until they take the trash, or just put it in front of the dumpster on the ground? :helpsmile:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:23
what should i do about this nagging itch that i have?
Scratch - scratch the f**k out of it - go on! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:25
here is another. my apartment community dumpster is full, and i have trash to throw out, should i wait until they take the trash, or just put it in front of the dumpster on the ground? :helpsmile:
ON top of the dumpster :)

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

ok, thanks for the help....now, should i make a copy of turbo tax 2003 deluxe for everyone to enjoy?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:32
ok, thanks for the help....now, should i make a copy of turbo tax 2003 deluxe for everyone to enjoy?
As Internet.news would say "to share is care to share as human to share just a human share and care share share share share"...............



Do whatever you want!

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

i will do just that, now, which came first ....the chicken , or the egg?

[Mike Nelson]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 04:36
i will do just that, now, which came first ....the chicken , or the egg?
Me. :blink:

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

no!!! only samsamsam answers. follow the rules, sir! :D

[Mike Nelson]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 04:40
no!!! only samsamsam answers. follow the rules, sir! :D
Sorry samsamsam is another member surely you meant samsamsamsam and not samsamsam? :blink:

[j4y3m]

Do you prefer pie or pizza?

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

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no&#33;&#33;&#33; only samsamsam answers. follow the rules, sir&#33; :D
Sorry samsamsam is another member surely you meant samsamsamsam and not samsamsam? :blink:[/b][/quote]
:offtopic:

[internet.news]

The truth is I am both Samsamsam and Samsamsamsam.........


The Egg deinately came b4 the chicken - if the chicken species evolved from somethign else (lets call it dinochicken) then at some point the first child to fall into the "chicken category would be born at some point " the parent would be a dinochicken the child would be a chicken - the child wopul d be born frm an egg...........


the egg came first :)

[internet.news]

(I lost my pass for Samsamsam over a year ago)

[Keikan]

I&#39;m lonely what should I do? :rolleyes:

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

if you take one eye out of your head, and turn it so that it is facing the other eye, how many eyes will you see?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Keikan@13 February 2004 - 03:48
I&#39;m lonely what should I do? :rolleyes:
Masterbate then drink alcohol :)

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 03:51
if you take one eye out of your head, and turn it so that it is facing the other eye, how many eyes will you see?
I&#39;ve got a big plan coming up for this tomorrow at about 9pm gmt :)

[Keikan]

I&#39;m constipated what should I do?

[internet.news]

As you can all see....... my wisdom and insight is finally available to you all (I tried this 20 times b4 when Lamsey was still a mod but he kept deleting it)

.........keep posting and, as I need to sleep right now (04:46)

then when I wake up(05:30) I&#39;ll go to work


- I will still catch up with every single post in here when I get home with my infinate wisdom and knowledge :)

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

i am buying a new motherboard, an asus p4c800 e deluxe. will i enjoy my purchase or will i feel bad for spending 170 bucks on it? :unsure:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 22:34
i am buying a new motherboard, an asus p4c800 e deluxe. will i enjoy my purchase or will i feel bad for spending 170 bucks on it? :unsure:
You&#39;ll feel bad - way bad..............shop around and be happy :)

[internet.news]

What should I do instead of drinking of coffee to feel better? (no sex&#33;)

[internet.news]

Originally posted by internet.news@13 February 2004 - 22:36
What should I do instead of drinking of coffee to feel better? (no sex&#33;)
I always thought you injected it :blink:


try an overnight drip :)

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

should i continue blinking my eyes, or just give it up as a fruitless endeavor?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 22:42
should i continue blinking my eyes, or just give it up as a fruitless endeavor?
Give it a few years and if you arn&#39;t getting where you want to be try turning them inside out :)

[enoughfakefiles]

Who washed up after the last supper.?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@13 February 2004 - 22:44
Who washed up after the last supper.?
7th Element - though it was never apreciated and he has been flamed ever since :(

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

if you have a jacket that is "reversible", its it ever "inside-out"?

[enoughfakefiles]

Why do kamikaze pilots where crash hats.?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 22:52
if you have a jacket that is "reversible", its it ever "inside-out"?
it&#39;s always inside out and shame on you for doing that :o

[internet.news]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@13 February 2004 - 22:55
Why do kamikaze pilots where crash hats.?
They don&#39;t - they where Easter Bonnets to impress the chicks :)

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

what should i do tonite?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@13 February 2004 - 23:02
what should i do tonite?
This (http://www.holdthebutton.com/)

[Keikan]

Are yo ua licensed doctor?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Keikan@14 February 2004 - 13:04
Are yo ua licensed doctor?
I applied to the ua board but still waiting for an answer

[Keikan]

Do you do unlicensed plumbing work?

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Keikan@14 February 2004 - 13:11
Do you do unlicensed plumbing work?
sorry - I think you should see a real doctor for that one ;)

[Yogi]

Why was Pim Fortuyn killed before the dutch elections in 2002??


YoSmart

[internet.news]

Originally posted by SexualFartening@14 February 2004 - 13:27
Why was Pim Fortuyn killed before the dutch elections in 2002??


YoSmart
It was a Radio 3 publicity stunt