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UKMan
02-13-2004, 09:17 AM
1: Dirty bed linen... ok, so she slept in my bed, i admit it - but i slept on the couch with my cat to keep my feet warm whilst she hogged all the sheets and pillows! Now i have to wash them?!

2: An empty flat... its damned lonely now, i have no-one to play patience with and cheat the crap out of me - my cat knows nothing about playing cards and he just wants to scratch them anyways... also, i have to make my own breakfast again!! What a cheap trick to play on me. I wake up expecting to find her standing over me with tea and bacon and all i get is "miauwww"!!

3: 36 empty wine bottles... and NO money back on them either... now i have to walk all the way to the rubbish tip which is miles away as there are no glass disposal units in town!!

4: A pair of used ice-skates... the wrong size for me of course... i paid a fortune for them just so i could teach her how to ice-skate, then she leaves them behind!! I ask you, is that how to treat me? I spent hours trying to show her how to skate, lessons everyday, medication for her bruised bum for everytime she fell over....

5: 20 gallons of Bolognaise... ok, granted it tastes delicious, but i'll be eating this stuff for months now! Damn good cook she was though, but now i have to cook myself... allready said that didn't i?

6: 12 police fines... from all the pubs she tried to get into because she was too young and then insulting and fighting the security guards!!

Ahh well, we had a great holiday at least and i look forward to recieving more guests... just bring yer own sleeping bags will ya?? :lol: :lol:

Peace
UKMan

tilen76
02-13-2004, 10:41 AM
See! This is exactly why I still have doubts about inviting any belgium students over.
They are terrible, just terrible. :P

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2004, 11:19 AM
:P You got any Pictures man.All this talk is hard on my brain. :blink:

bettybutton
02-13-2004, 03:52 PM
*waves to tilen* (what i gotta have 5 posts....?)

tilen76
02-13-2004, 03:57 PM
/me molests bettybutton

(5 posts? To do what? Molest people? :D )

Aaron_T
02-13-2004, 03:58 PM
:lol:

bettybutton
02-13-2004, 04:01 PM
welllllllL!!!!!! RatFaced told-ed me I needed to have 5 posts to message peoples on here..... and btw... /me molests tilen til hes dizzy and cant stand up without help and even when he does he still manages to fall over on top of her !! woohoo!! more molestation!!! yeeeee freakin haw!!!!

tilen76
02-13-2004, 04:09 PM
:w00t: :w00t:

Nice to see you again bettybutton.
:)

bujub22
02-13-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by bettybutton@13 February 2004 - 12:01
welllllllL!!!!!! RatFaced told-ed me I needed to have 5 posts to message peoples on here..... and btw... /me molests tilen til hes dizzy and cant stand up without help and even when he does he still manages to fall over on top of her !! woohoo!! more molestation!!! yeeeee freakin haw!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

bettybutton
02-13-2004, 04:10 PM
heheh it is nice to be seen!! i was invisible for ahwile there... didnt know if id ever get back to normal ...hehe!!

Skweeky
02-13-2004, 05:05 PM
1. The bed linnen was not dirty, what do you think I did in that bed???

2. Are you saying I&#39;m noisy? <_<

3. I emptied 4 bottles of wine in all the time I was there Ukkie, those other 28 are just bottles you use for your vodka :lol:

4. True :( I forgot to take them, they were worth at least 40 kronors :lol:

5. Yeah, you wish :D

6. It was you who suggested to go out for a drink in the first place...Half of the people who saw us probably thought I was a callgirl :lol:

UKMan
02-13-2004, 06:02 PM
who the ferk is spamming my thread??? <_< :)

Get yer 5 posts elsewhere :lol: :lol:

Hello Skweeky - we had a great time didn&#39;t we... hehehe - i&#39;ll send those skates over to you if ya like, at great cost to myself of course :lol:

Those bottles are gonna get refilled this weekend too - yummy :P

:cuddles:

Ukkie B)

Skweeky
02-13-2004, 06:04 PM
:lol: I don&#39;t think those skates will be of much use here :lol: Unless the sea freezes over, or the Ayr

UKMan
02-13-2004, 06:23 PM
Talking of Ayr, i might just dye my golden locks too :D - all 3 of them :)

Ukkie

bujub22
02-13-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@13 February 2004 - 14:02
who the ferk is spamming my thread??? <_< :)

Get yer 5 posts elsewhere :lol: :lol:


http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/tweetz/spam1.gif :D sorry


hi sweeks an uk man :P

UKMan
02-13-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by bujub22+13 February 2004 - 19:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 13 February 2004 - 19:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@13 February 2004 - 14:02
who the ferk is spamming my thread??? <_<&nbsp; :)

Get yer 5 posts elsewhere :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/tweetz/spam1.gif :D sorry


hi sweeks an uk man :P [/b][/quote]
howdy bujub22 - nice to know that my threads can help someone else get their PM status up and running, with your help of course :lol: B)

Peace
UKMan

internet.news
02-13-2004, 07:01 PM
Amusing ;) Well, it is lonely sometimes here is a well, but sometimes I meet
some friends ;)

If I have some money I would come, why not ;) You have a cat? How does she look like - my sisters friend has a cat which completely black called "Semi" ;)

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2004, 07:41 PM
:P So is this what it is going to be after your alls Pub Crawl?Just talking about it.Show us some Pictures man&#33;I know you all have one of them Digital Camera things. :P


FC http://filesharingtalk.com/extras/green/icon_cool.gif

Skweeky
02-13-2004, 07:50 PM
Ahem

The pictures taken of me whilst being in Sweden shall not, I repeat, shall not be posted here <_<


:lol: :lol:

Rat Faced
02-13-2004, 07:54 PM
Damn right they wont...




bloody disgustin&#39;...*mutter* .....art? my ass *mutter* ...bloody lucky Bar Steward ..at his age, i ask you...*grumble*



:lol: :lol: :lol:

bujub22
02-13-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@13 February 2004 - 15:50
Ahem

The pictures taken of me whilst being in Sweden shall not, I repeat, shall not be posted here <_<


:lol: :lol:
show&#39;em

FuNkY CaPrIcOrN
02-13-2004, 08:21 PM
:o Ohhhh.I do not want to see them kind of Pics. :o

:P Does anybody just hang out anymore and take nice decent Pictures? :P

bujub22
02-13-2004, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@13 February 2004 - 16:21
:o Ohhhh.I do not want to see them kind of Pics. :o

:P Does anybody just hang out anymore and take nice decent Pictures? :P
no post the other&#39;shttp://mindscraps.com/s/otn/wink/thumb.gif

UKMan
02-13-2004, 08:50 PM
*clickety click*.. what pictures?? - oh the ones of Skweeky on the ice have already been posted ;) got outa that one nicely me thinks

UkkieCandidMan

bujub22
02-13-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by UKMan@13 February 2004 - 16:50
*clickety click*.. what pictures?? - oh the ones of Skweeky on the ice have already been posted ;) got outa that one nicely me thinks

UkkieCandidMan
where??

internet.news
02-13-2004, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by bujub22+13 February 2004 - 20:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 13 February 2004 - 20:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-UKMan@13 February 2004 - 16:50
*clickety click*.. what pictures?? - oh the ones of Skweeky on the ice have already been posted ;) got outa that one nicely me thinks

UkkieCandidMan
where??[/b][/quote]
Here (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=92648&st=11)