Could The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

[Cheese]

Please stand up.

[internet.news]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[scribblec]

im slim shady yes im the real shady all u other slim shadys are just imatatin so wont the real slim shady plz stand up plz stand up plz stand up

[TRshady]

I dont promote violence ... I just encourage it ....

Dont do drugs, dont have unprocted sex, dont start fights ... leave that all to me ..

If everyone was all happy and nice to me ... then what the fuck would I have to talk about?

----------- the man has spoken ... slight edits for legal reasons (well .. cant remember fully :()

[I.am]

Not you Shady :lol: I was waiting for you to post here :lol:

[TRshady]

whatever I say ...... can and will be used against you :ph34r:

your style is like dieing in my sleep .... I dont feel it ...

my lifes like kinda what my wifes like .. what? ... fucked up after I beat her fucking ass every night

id slice you so fast when your blood spilled it was blue
id hang you, till you dangle and pull you apart from both ankles ...

To all the people who never gave love, and continue to deny me 'cuz of what I look like: suck my dick you fucks!!

Some asshole kept throwing oranges and other fruit at me while I was onstage. Fucker had an arm like a major league pitcher..

Unless you want to fuck me, why do you care what I look like?

----------------------- pleasant young chap he is. :)

[scribblec]

yea very :P

people might think thats your work the way u posted snippets from each song :P


i like i like

:)

[Rappy]

im standing up :lol:

[4th gen]

You could date a stick of dynamite and still wouldn't go out with a bang :lol:

[Rappy]

Originally posted by 4th gen@14 March 2004 - 15:04
You could date a stick of dynamite and still wouldn't go out with a bang :lol:
well if it wasn't lit i guess i couldn't