Autumn Fox
02-16-2004, 12:55 AM
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language is the word "F*ck." It is the one magical word, which, just by
it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "F*ck"
falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both
transitive(John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John).
It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary
is really f*cking interested in John), a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck), or
as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful). As you can see, there are
very few words with the versatility of "Fuck."
Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a f*cking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five f*cking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this f*cking job?"
It can be maternal - as in "Motherf*cker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart:
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Greetings.............. "How the f*ck are you?"
Fraud.................. "I got f*cked by the car dealer."
Dismay................. "Oh, f*ck it."
Trouble................ "Hell, I guess I'm f*cked now."
Aggression............. "F*ck you."
Disgust................ "F*ck me."
Confusion.............. "What the f*ck...?"
Difficulty............. "I don't understand this f*cking business."
Despair................ "F*cked again."
Exasperation........... "For f*ck's sake."
Enjoyment.............. "This is f*cking great."
Hostility.............. "I'm going to knock your f*cking head off."
Stupidity.............. "Geir Bergerud is a F*ckwit!"
Incompetence........... "He's such a f*ck-up."
Ignorance.............. "F*cked if I know."
Displeasure............ "What the f*ck is going on here?"
Lost................... "Where the f*ck are we?"
Disbelief.............. "Unf*ckingbelievable!"
Retaliation............ "Up your f*cking ass."
Surprise............... "F*ckin'A!"
Surprise............... "Well, I'll be f*cked."
Suspicion.............. "What the f*ck are you doing?"
Contempt............... "F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!"
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Some Famous Quotes from History:
General Custer's last words:
"Look at all the f*cking Indians!"
Mayor of Hiroshima:
"Holy F*CK!!!"
Captain of the Titanic:
"Where's all that f*cking water coming from?"
Bill Clinton:
"She's just a f*cking intern!"
John Lennon:
"That's not a real f*cking gun..."
President Nixon:
"Who's gonna f*cking know?"
Space Shuttle Captain:
"Who let that f*cking woman drive?"
King Harold:
"Watch 'im, he'll 'ave some f*cker's eye out!"
Einstein:
"Any f*cker could understand that."
Donald Campbell:
"Where's the f*cking brakes on this thing?!"
Christopher Columbus:
"Where the f*ck are we?"
Iraqi airbase staff:
"What the f*ck's that coming down the ventilation shaft?"
Michaelangelo:
"You want what on the f*cking ceiling?!"
John F. Kennedy:
"I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head..."
Edmund Hillary:
"Why? -- Because it's f*cking there!"
language is the word "F*ck." It is the one magical word, which, just by
it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "F*ck"
falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both
transitive(John f*cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John).
It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary
is really f*cking interested in John), a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck), or
as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful). As you can see, there are
very few words with the versatility of "Fuck."
Besides it's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a f*cking asshole."
It can be used to tell time - "It's five f*cking thirty."
It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this f*cking job?"
It can be maternal - as in "Motherf*cker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart:
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==================
Greetings.............. "How the f*ck are you?"
Fraud.................. "I got f*cked by the car dealer."
Dismay................. "Oh, f*ck it."
Trouble................ "Hell, I guess I'm f*cked now."
Aggression............. "F*ck you."
Disgust................ "F*ck me."
Confusion.............. "What the f*ck...?"
Difficulty............. "I don't understand this f*cking business."
Despair................ "F*cked again."
Exasperation........... "For f*ck's sake."
Enjoyment.............. "This is f*cking great."
Hostility.............. "I'm going to knock your f*cking head off."
Stupidity.............. "Geir Bergerud is a F*ckwit!"
Incompetence........... "He's such a f*ck-up."
Ignorance.............. "F*cked if I know."
Displeasure............ "What the f*ck is going on here?"
Lost................... "Where the f*ck are we?"
Disbelief.............. "Unf*ckingbelievable!"
Retaliation............ "Up your f*cking ass."
Surprise............... "F*ckin'A!"
Surprise............... "Well, I'll be f*cked."
Suspicion.............. "What the f*ck are you doing?"
Contempt............... "F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!"
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==================
Some Famous Quotes from History:
General Custer's last words:
"Look at all the f*cking Indians!"
Mayor of Hiroshima:
"Holy F*CK!!!"
Captain of the Titanic:
"Where's all that f*cking water coming from?"
Bill Clinton:
"She's just a f*cking intern!"
John Lennon:
"That's not a real f*cking gun..."
President Nixon:
"Who's gonna f*cking know?"
Space Shuttle Captain:
"Who let that f*cking woman drive?"
King Harold:
"Watch 'im, he'll 'ave some f*cker's eye out!"
Einstein:
"Any f*cker could understand that."
Donald Campbell:
"Where's the f*cking brakes on this thing?!"
Christopher Columbus:
"Where the f*ck are we?"
Iraqi airbase staff:
"What the f*ck's that coming down the ventilation shaft?"
Michaelangelo:
"You want what on the f*cking ceiling?!"
John F. Kennedy:
"I need this parade like I need a f*cking hole in my head..."
Edmund Hillary:
"Why? -- Because it's f*cking there!"