We've Been Moved Again

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Sheesh, sounds like wine bar, bet there's a lot of poofs in here :helpsmile:

But I gotta admit, I thought this was funny

The Chat Bar - Also known as "The old Lounge". Off-topic discussions, 5 word stories and nonsense talk goes here.

Reads.......All you lot who talk shit and just hang out here, please follow the signs as we are trying to heard you into a dark corner of the board where no one can see you :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

That would be just about the place for me!!! :lol:


YoDark

[AussieSheila]

;) Nah, I think the dark corner would more likely be the serious lounge, but I think it's a good idea.

:)

[NikkiD]

The Lounge... on topic? :wacko:

What's on topic?

Hold me Jonno... I'm scared... :fear:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by NikkiD@16 February 2004 - 15:21
The Lounge... on topic? :wacko:

What's on topic?

Hold me Jonno... I'm scared... :fear:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

YoLol

[RGX]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 13:07

Reads.......All you lot who talk shit and just hang out here, please follow the signs as we are trying to heard you into a dark corner of the board where no one can see you :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
LMAO, perfect, you hit the nail on the head

[Yogi]

Originally posted by RGX+16 February 2004 - 15:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX &#064; 16 February 2004 - 15:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 13:07

Reads.......All you lot who talk shit and just hang out here, please follow the signs as we are trying to heard you into a dark corner of the board where no one can see you :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
LMAO, perfect, you hit the nail on the head[/b][/quote]
That hurts&#33;&#33;&#33; :doh:

YoDoh

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@16 February 2004 - 13:21
The Lounge... on topic? :wacko:

What&#39;s on topic?

Hold me Jonno... I&#39;m scared... :fear:
Hold your what?..... :devil: ......Oh right, I get it, sorry :D

Nikki :hug: Jonno

S&#39;ok, we wont let it happen :lol: :lol:


@RGX......Yup, you know it like I do ;) :lol:

Jonno B)

[Spider_dude]

hello am i in the right place?

[Skweeky]

:&#39;( I feel homeless

Why didn&#39;t they inform us about this, it&#39;s scary all these changes :fear:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Skweeky@16 February 2004 - 14:11
:&#39;( I feel homeless

Why didn&#39;t they inform us about this, it&#39;s scary all these changes :fear:
it&#39;s ok skweeky just stick to the lines and hold on tightly and you&#39;ll be fine.

[bigboab]

Could somebody please watch at the front door for Fugs. Just in case he wanders away into the hills and gets lost even more. :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Did anyone tie the other end of this line to that post so we can find our way out again? :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 14:29
Did anyone tie the other end of this line to that post so we can find our way out again? :ph34r:

Jonno B)
it was your job jonno you started the thread. ;)

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 15:29
Did anyone tie the other end of this line to that post so we can find our way out again? :ph34r:

Jonno B)
We&#39;re doomed...DOOMED...DOOOOMEEEDD

Why didn&#39;t anyone think of the children?? :fear: :fear:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+16 February 2004 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 16 February 2004 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 14:29
Did anyone tie the other end of this line to that post so we can find our way out again? :ph34r:

Jonno B)
it was your job jonno you started the thread. ;) [/b][/quote]
Oh come on, you can&#39;t expect me to remember the beer AND to tie the string on , so I guess no one did, I wondered why I still had so much of it :unsure:

Oh well, we&#39;ll just keep going til we run out of beer and food.........you did bring some food right? :ph34r:

@Sweeky......Don&#39;t get hysterical or I&#39;ll have to knock you out by way of farting on your head :)

Jonno B)

[Spider_dude]

i only brought what was in the fridge, lets see we have a bottle of listerine, a box of cloves and a pie crust. this ought to be interesting. skweeky has a tuna roll so grab it from her before she eats it.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Sounds very much like a Homer pie :ph34r:

What about the pizza?......Oh shit we ate that last night :rolleyes:
Errm.....the errr......the was some unpopped pop corn, did you bring that, I got a lighter :)

NOW&#33;&#33;.....*grabs Skweeky and holds her arms behind her back* Somebody get her legs, she&#39;s bloody kicking the shit outta my shins :ph34r: :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 14:54
Sounds very much like a Homer pie :ph34r:

What about the pizza?......Oh shit we ate that last night :rolleyes:
Errm.....the errr......the was some unpopped pop corn, did you bring that, I got a lighter :)

NOW&#33;&#33;.....*grabs Skweeky and holds her arms behind her back* Somebody get her legs, she&#39;s bloody kicking the shit outta my shins :ph34r: :helpsmile:

Jonno B)
hmmm jonno, i would grab her legs but seeing as we are in morocco i dont wanna go to jail in this country after reading bd&#39;s thread.

[Skweeky]

*is more flexible than you thought so bends her back until she can bite your nads*

Don&#39;t touch the tuna <_<

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@16 February 2004 - 14:57
*is more flexible than you thought so bends her back until she can bite your nads*

Don&#39;t touch the tuna <_<
:blink: :o Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :helpsmile:

Ok ok........*lets go and rolls on floor clutching nads*

Jesus, ok we&#39;ll stick with th pie crust then shall we :helpsmile:

@SD........Yeah thanks for your help dude <_<

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

I&#39;ll share some of that tuna you just ask nicely :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

erm.......ok....you&#39;re gonna sing a tune are you, very helpful :rolleyes: .......well it looks like we lost the others......where the hell are we? :helpsmile:

Is that a bat? :ph34r:

Ok, I&#39;ll get the map........erm........did anyone bring a map? :unsure:

This is turning into the Blair Witch in Moroco :ph34r:

Hey but there&#39;s all this Morocon weed growing :D
Great idea, lets get stoned then we can be even more paranoid but giggly at the same time :D

Jonno B)

[Cheese]

@Jonno (in fake Morrocan accent): I will give you 6 camels for your woman.

[Skweeky]

I brought a map from Pakistan, is that ok too? :huh:


Oh looook, I found those funny mushrooms :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@WC......6 caramels? <_< Hmmmm, are they the cadbury&#39;s one&#39;s? <_<

@Skweeks.......Don&#39;t eat the wildlife :rolleyes: Sheesh, hey look, lick the frogs instead..............

:blink: :blink: :blink: I like licking frogs :blink: :blink: I need to speak to the King of the potatoe people now :blink: :blink:

:01: HUBBAJIBIN&#33;&#33; :01:

:blink:

Jonno B) :blink:

[Mathea]

/me rereads the thread
/me decides NOT to drink the kool-aid
/me creeps out slowly so as to go unnoticed

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: I am halusinating........can&#39;t speel either :rolleyes: .....Mathea...?.......I&#39;m sure I saw you in here just now :ph34r: :helpsmile:

Ok now the peguin is telling me to play Charades with the Armadilo and his transvestite half sister/brother :blink: :ghostface:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

lmfao @transvestite pray it isnt the one I saw on v-day he was an ugly mofo
oh no&#33; I cant talk in here, im busy making my escape.
/me chucks a rock behind the ppl to distract them then takes off running

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: Owwwwwww..........FFS........when you throw rocks behind people, make sure it goes behind them and not on my head :blink:

Sheesh, this trip is getting worse, here&#39;s the run down

1st.......We are lost
2nd......SD forgets to tie the line
3rd......SD forgets the food
4th......Skweeky bites my nads to stop me from stealing her tuna
5th......I get stoned licking a frog
6th......I&#39;m hearing voices
7th.....Element :P :lol:
8th.......We&#39;re still lost
9th.......My short term memory is fading due to this frog licking
9th.......I&#39;m starting to forget things
9th.......My short term memory is being affectd by this frog
10th.....I get a rock chucked at me head

I wanna go home :(

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

y not just go thru the door marked "exit"? (/me points to the right)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:helpsmile: But there are Potatoe people behind there armed with sharp carrots :ph34r:

*sits in corner freaking out and shaking*

Wannagohomemustgohomewheredoormewannagohomepurpleyellowmonkeys
cometogetmemustgohome :ph34r:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :helpsmile:

*starts pulling hair*

mustbecalm :helpsmile:

Jonno :huh:

[Mathea]

/me leaves laughing hysterically

silly rabbit

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 13:08
:helpsmile: But there are Potatoe people behind there armed with sharp carrots :ph34r:

*sits in corner freaking out and shaking*

Wannagohomemustgohomewheredoormewannagohomepurpleyellowmonkeys
cometogetmemustgohome :ph34r:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :helpsmile:

*starts pulling hair*

mustbecalm :helpsmile:

Jonno :huh:
/me holds Jonno and strokes his hair in an effort to calm him. :hug:

Hiya Studly. :wub:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

YAY&#33;&#33;&#33; Nikki here to save me........*runs up and jumps into Nikki&#39;s arms.....Nikki moves.......I fall on me butt*

Owwwwwwwwww.......DoH&#33; :rolleyes:

Hello Sweetness :wub:

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

I&#39;ve brought something to help you find your way out, you can keep it I&#39;ve got a spare one...http://www.pocketpcmag.com/Mar01/images/GPS-iPAQ.jpg

Now, Jonno, don&#39;t ever mention licking frogs when I&#39;m around please... :x

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Gurahl@16 February 2004 - 18:50

Now, Jonno, don&#39;t ever mention licking frogs when I&#39;m around please... :x
:lol: :lol: Trust you to turn up and see that :lol: :lol:

Maybe this should be combined with the gay thread :lol:

Long time dude :)

How&#39;s ya doodlin? :)

I feel much better now :) , well who would&#39;nt ,having his head rested on Nikki&#39;s puppies and her stroking your.............erm..........hair :D

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 19:02
:lol: :lol: Trust you to turn up and see that :lol: :lol:
Yep, I&#39;ve been away for a while (looking for a new job used quite a lot of time&#33;)

It seems the place has changed a lot... But not you and Nikki&#33; ;)
Nice to see some familiar marks&#33; :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yup. gotta keep the classic teams together ;)

:D

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

I got so hungry I ate on of those frogs....I feel funny :wacko: :santa: :teehee: =] :w00t: :zorro: :1eye:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

But you had the tuna :blink:

Ok be calm, have the Potato people turned up yet?........I spoke with the King, I had to meet him on his flying carpet, we drank Starch :blink: He said they would&#39;nt stab us with their carrots as long as we give them some tuna :helpsmile:

Your call Skweeks :unsure:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

I still got the tuna but now it&#39;s talking to me

It says that there the daisies are having an orgy tonight and that we#re all invited but we musn&#39;t tell the tatty king because he has an affair with miss rose and she doesn&#39;t like pillows.

I also keep seeing golden snithces but I don&#39;t have on of those brooms to chase it. You think it&#39;s important?

Armageddon, get the hamsters out&#33;&#33;&#33;

[tralalala]

well actually i thought "the chat bar" was actually a link to BB&#39;s chatbar&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

only then i noticed that they were both subforums...

how you doin Jonno? :)


tralalala

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@16 February 2004 - 20:09

Armageddon, get the hamsters out&#33;&#33;&#33;
:lol: :lol: OMG No :lol: :lol:

Well if all thats going on then I&#39;m just sit here and talk to this lil snail who seems quite friendly :)

Hey Tra :)

You wanna lick a frog too?.........We got gurahl tied down now :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[kAb]

what is a 5 word story?

never heard of it.

btw, now that its a &#39;bar&#39;, am i not allowed in? :unsure:

[DanB]

What?? Where? When? Why? :o :o

Are we to be ashamed of? <_<

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Hello :)

*bumps head on low ceiling*

Ouch :angry:

It kinda dark in here and why does the front door only open in the way? :unsure:

You all look a little hungry :unsure:

Jonno your comment re. chucking us all in this dungeon / basement/compact living space was a touch of brilliance big fella :lol:

Can I have apint of chat please, and a half of waffle chaser please :blink:

[Knuckles187]

armageddon&#33;


omg nearly a year ago nikkid sent me that.. or skweeky.. or somebody.. lol


who was it yelling? iirc it sounded like tom arnold?

[Skweeky]

:lol:

I believe it was Ron, T :D

[tralalala]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 February 2004 - 22:32


You wanna lick a frog too?.........We got gurahl tied down now :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
euch&#33;&#33;

would that be the job of some pretty lady?? (Nikki for instance?) :wub:


tralalala

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tralalala@17 February 2004 - 13:13


would that be the job of some pretty lady?? (Nikki for instance?) :wub:


<_< No........anyone else can do it tho :P

@Dan........Yup........what......sorry forgot what you said :lol: :lol:

@Zero.......You know I&#39;m excellent :) I always was...........and I&#39;m fulla shit :)
Nikki said so :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Wizard_Mon1]

very entertaining shit though :P

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@17 February 2004 - 15:39
very entertaining shit though :P
amen to that... :D

you too lazy to go back and read what he posted?? :lol: :lol:



tralalala

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by tralalala+17 February 2004 - 15:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 17 February 2004 - 15:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@17 February 2004 - 15:39
very entertaining shit though :P
amen to that... :D

[/b][/quote]
:lol: Thanks :rolleyes: :lol:

You were all supose to rush to my defence saying I&#39;m not fulla shit and am very helpful and all that bollocks :lol:

Jonno B)

[tralalala]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+17 February 2004 - 19:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 17 February 2004 - 19:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by tralalala@17 February 2004 - 15:40
<!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@17 February 2004 - 15:39
very entertaining shit though :P
amen to that... :D


:lol: Thanks :rolleyes: :lol:

You were all supose to rush to my defence saying I&#39;m not fulla shit and am very helpful and all that bollocks :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
well, i would have if you said there was no point back in the "romantic phrases" thread...

fine, ill do it now then:

OI&#33;&#33;&#33; Jonno is NOT fulla shit :angry: /// to me in fact, hes probably the best member on the board, so anyone who thinks he really IS full of shit, then let him/her... STFU

there, feel any better now Jonno? :)



tralalala

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: :helpsmile:

Erm, thanks little dude :) I seriously think there&#39;s quite a few people who would dissagree on the best member bit tho :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[tralalala]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 February 2004 - 20:38
:blink: :helpsmile:

Erm, thanks little dude :) I seriously think there&#39;s quite a few people who would dissagree on the best member bit tho :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
people disagree on nearly everything in life... dont you think? <_< so, that bit counts for me :D

tralalala

[tralalala]

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tralalala

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well thankyou little dude :)

I&#39;m flatterned...........Or flattered even :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit: :lol: :lol: Yeah me for President :lol:

[tralalala]

no problemo my friend/amigos/chaver (hebrew for friend :))/buddy&#33;&#33;&#33;

tralalala

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok Kimo Sabby :D

(Navaho for Faithful Friend)

Jonno B)

[tralalala]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 February 2004 - 20:48
Ok Kimo Sabby :D

(Navaho for Faithful Friend)

Jonno B)
faithful?&#33; what do i need to have faith in?&#33; :blink: (feeling a bit of sarcasm being posted very soon by someone... :lol: )


tralalala

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Have faith in................erm............The power of Nature and faith in the fact that she has complete control over our lives...........Ok that&#39;s crap, erm.......Have faith in me to keep posting crap :lol:

Jonno B)

[DanB]

Have we moved again since yesterday ?? :blink: :blink:


I was a tad drunk last night and can&#39;t really remember :rolleyes:

[tralalala]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 February 2004 - 21:39
Have faith in................erm............The power of Nature and faith in the fact that she has complete control over our lives...........Ok that&#39;s crap, erm.......Have faith in me to keep posting crap :lol:

Jonno B)
i was just thinking youd post something like that...

im faithful.... "I have a dream..........." and ill be faithful...

goin up to the spirit in the sky... its where ill be goin, when i die... ok thats crap :lol:

ill just keep faith in the fact that the klboard will stay together - we are a strong team, and no one can take us down&#33;&#33; :)



tralalala