Smart Phrases

[tralalala]

so, do you have any real neat phrases/sentences for us? post them ONE AT A TIME

ill start:

"Learn the rules, so you can break them properly"

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[tralalala]

heres another (a bit funny though):

"A wise Chinese man once said:"If you go to bed with an itchy bum, you will wake up with an itchy finger!!" and its true..."



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[tralalala]

and another:

"Nobody's perfect. I'm Nobody"


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[tralalala]

and my last one for now:

"No really great person has ever thought himself so"



come on, im waiting for yours... :P

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[bigboab]

Here's one


"Do Unto Others As They Would Do Unto You, Only Do It First".

[Rappy]

you said smart phrases not smartassed phrases

[tralalala]

fine then...

smartassed phrases...

please RapFan, if you dont like this thread, then dont come into it.



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[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by tralalala@17 February 2004 - 14:03
and another:

"Nobody's perfect. I'm Nobody"


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Nobody1234?

That won't take long, did it?

[BigBank_Hank]

Here one that I like:

"That's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine"

[Canti]

"The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the universe is that it has not visited us."

[I.am]

"Rules are for fools"

[bujub22]

u keep playin wid that 1 day it's goin to fall off.

[bigboab]

"About as welcome as a fart in a space module".

[Agrajag]

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it.

[Agrajag]

Those who can, do
Those who can't, teach
Those who can't teach, teach teachers
Those who can't teach teachers, moderate internet forums.

[TARPD]

my bro says - i'm gonna phone someone, and i'm gonna have you killed

i say - do you like your kneecaps?

[hi_what_is_up!]

Originally posted by TARPD@17 February 2004 - 23:28
my bro says - i'm gonna phone someone, and i'm gonna have you killed

i say - do you like your kneecaps?
Man that has some deep deep meaning.

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then your a mile away and you have their shoes."

[hobbes]

It took me 2 years to learn to talk,
And 30 years to learn to shut up.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 February 2004 - 23:53
"About as welcome as a fart in a space module".
You insult me!! :lol: :lol:



"Better to be Bad BB, then bad to BeB......."

YoBe

[Yogi]

Originally posted by hobbes@18 February 2004 - 02:00
It took me 2 years to learn to talk,
And 30 years to learn to shut up.



And still............ :lol:



















Maybe in another 30 years............ :P

[hi_what_is_up!]

You can fill a book with the knowledge you have...but you can fill a library with the knowledge you don't have.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by hi_what_is_up!@18 February 2004 - 02:23
You can fill a book with the knowledge you have...but you can fill a library with the knowledge you don't have.
Only a library??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


YoHigh

[tralalala]

a pair of oldies lived in front of a graveyard. Now they live in front of their house...


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[hi_what_is_up!]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+17 February 2004 - 19:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 17 February 2004 - 19:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hi_what_is_up&#33;@18 February 2004 - 02:23
You can fill a book with the knowledge you have...but you can fill a library with the knowledge you don&#39;t have.
Only a library??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


YoHigh [/b][/quote]
Some librarys down be downright fuckin huge

[fkdup74]

wise chinese proverbs.......

man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

[tralalala]

Originally posted by FKDUP74@25 February 2004 - 02:54


foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that made my day mate, thanks&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[Spindulik]

"Don&#39;t memorize something that you can look up in a book" - Albert Einstien


"I have no professional Training" - William Hung

[uNz[i]]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
- Wittgenstein

[tralalala]

"no really great man has ever thought himself so"

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[mrcall1969]

I smoked marajuana but I did not inhale

No Sir, I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman

[tralalala]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@25 February 2004 - 16:40
I smoked marajuana but I did not inhale

No Sir, I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman
:huh: :huh: :huh:


"only dead fish go with the stream"


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[TARPD]

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-- (replying to Lady Astor&#39;s comment &#39;Sir, you&#39;re drunk&#33;&#39;)

[destroyerofevil]

i&#39;ve got one:Detention is like spanking. It will do the child no good but make him more stubborn.