Lets Make A Song.........

[internet.news]

OK - 1 line each for the verse then someone write a whole chorus then one line each for the chorus and so on ....and try to make it ryme in the right places :)



BTW - This is the address for Jonno's Radio Show (http://www.live365.com/stations/ukforums?tm=1075913502)




First line Verse One:


"When I woke up this morning"

[Cheese]

"I was late for work and my dog was dead"

[Spider_dude]

"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....

[Mr. Mulder]

"and then made my bed"

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 February 2004 - 14:23
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
though i ' d rather go back to bed

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by SexualFartening+18 February 2004 - 12:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 18 February 2004 - 12:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@18 February 2004 - 14:23
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
though i &#39; d rather go back to bed [/b][/quote]
to be the one lying next to you

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+18 February 2004 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 18 February 2004 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SexualFartening@18 February 2004 - 12:28
<!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@18 February 2004 - 14:23
"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....
though i &#39; d rather go back to bed
to be the one lying next to you [/b][/quote]
and when i&#39;m done with you, you will say mooooo&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Evil Gemini]

Then i will go to the looooo

[bujub22]

ooooooooooooo i need u

[Knuckles187]

to wipe clean my poooo

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r:

Jonno B)

[tralalala]

Originally posted by bujub22@18 February 2004 - 16:01
ooooooooooooo i need u
oooooo yes i do

[Gemby!]

ooo ooer :blink:

[tralalala]

first line second verse:

"I aint sorry for the way i feel"


p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?&#33; :blink:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by tralalala@18 February 2004 - 18:36
first line second verse:

"I aint sorry for the way i feel"


p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?&#33; :blink:
Cos you are fake and i am real&#33;&#33; :lol:

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by SexualFartening+18 February 2004 - 12:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 18 February 2004 - 12:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@18 February 2004 - 18:36
first line second verse:

"I aint sorry for the way i feel"


p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?&#33; :blink:
Cos you are fake and i am real&#33;&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
or at least i think im real... i coul be wrong

[Yogi]

Originally posted by atiVidia+18 February 2004 - 20:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (atiVidia @ 18 February 2004 - 20:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SexualFartening@18 February 2004 - 12:39
<!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@18 February 2004 - 18:36
first line second verse:

"I aint sorry for the way i feel"


p.s: am i allowed to post more than 1 line?&#33; :blink:
Cos you are fake and i am real&#33;&#33; :lol:
or at least i think im real... i coul be wrong [/b][/quote]
but, hey, who cares, it&#39;s Jonno&#39;s Song&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

[fugley]

ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag

:blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by fugley@18 February 2004 - 18:36
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag

:blink:
i ate the contents because im sad :blink:

[tralalala]

Originally posted by Arcadia+18 February 2004 - 20:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia &#064; 18 February 2004 - 20:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@18 February 2004 - 18:36
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag

:blink:
i ate the contents because im sad :blink: [/b][/quote]
ill always laugh, cos my goldfish had sank

[tralalala]

Originally posted by tralalala+18 February 2004 - 20:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 18 February 2004 - 20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Arcadia@18 February 2004 - 20:47
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley@18 February 2004 - 18:36
ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag

:blink:
i ate the contents because im sad :blink:
ill always laugh, cos my goldfish had sank [/b][/quote]
and because im so rich ill be laughing all the way to the bank

(the last 2 verses could be done it a rap style)

[Spider_dude]

the sperm bank that is, but i&#39;ll get nowt off it, cos i was caught eating the profits.

[tralalala]

and then when im finished ill be back at five thirty

and after my cuppa, ill take of ma jersey

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by tralalala@18 February 2004 - 19:07
and then when im finished ill be back at five thirty

and after my cuppa, ill take of ma jersey
you&#39;ll see me there with ma top off
looking quite old, stiff nipples, it must be cold.

[fugley]

then together we can untangle me clinctures.




:blink:

[tralalala]

but frankly i dont care when i see that sight of you

because thats what keeps me going... ooooo i love you


(chorus)



man, were doin GREAT&#33;&#33;&#33; Jonno, you HAVE to sing this song mate


tralalala

[Spider_dude]

(chorus)


Nikki, Nikki, when i think about you my peen gets sticky
i wanna come to canada and see you
oh my nikki.


(chorus end)

[tralalala]

first line, final verse:

this final verse is only for you Nikki

and when im finished, im expecting it not to be shitty

[internet.news]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+20 February 2004 - 12:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 20 February 2004 - 12:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-samsamsamsam@20 February 2004 - 11:58
Jonno - when&#39;s the next radio show you doing - havn&#39;t seen any ads anywhere?

Sat morn dude :)

About 10:30am GMT :)

Not had time to do the advert yet :rolleyes:

Jonno B)[/b][/quote]


*BUMP* (get songwriting you lot :01: )



"although if it is I&#39;ll expect all your pity"

[DanB]

"although if it is I&#39;ll expect all your pity"


For living in this dirty city :blink:

[internet.news]

"When I woke up this morning"

"I was late for work and my dog was dead"


"so i put on my jacket and brushed the hair on my head....


"and then made my bed"

though i &#39; d rather go back to bed

to be the one lying next to you

and when i&#39;m done with you, you will say mooooo&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


Then i will go to the looooo

ooooooooooooo i need u

to wipe clean my poooo

oooooo yes i do

ooo ooer

"I aint sorry for the way i feel"

Cos you are fake and i am real&#33;&#33;

or at least i think im real... i coul be wrong



but, hey, who cares, it&#39;s Jonno&#39;s Song&#33;&#33;

ayes been creosotin nanas colostomy bag


i ate the contents because im sad

ill always laugh, cos my goldfish had sank


and because im so rich ill be laughing all the way to the bank

the sperm bank that is, but i&#39;ll get nowt off it, cos i was caught eating the profits.



and then when im finished ill be back at five thirty

and after my cuppa, ill take of ma jersey

you&#39;ll see me there with ma top off
looking quite old, stiff nipples, it must be cold.


then together we can untangle me clinctures.


but frankly i dont care when i see that sight of you

because thats what keeps me going... ooooo i love you


(chorus)

Nikki, Nikki, when i think about you my peen gets sticky
i wanna come to canada and see you
oh my nikki.


(chorus end)

this final verse is only for you Nikki

and when im finished, im expecting it not to be shitty


"although if it is I&#39;ll expect all your pity"


For living in this dirty city



UKF Radio (http://www.live365.com/stations/ukforums?tm=1075913502)
10:30am GMT onwards

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AussieSheila]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

But who&#39;s gonna put it to music?

:P

[internet.news]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@21 February 2004 - 06:01
:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

But who&#39;s gonna put it to music?

:P
:rolleyes:

It&#39;s obviously a song to be sung as an acapella :P

either that or a constant drum roll in the background :unsure:






@Baz - Can you beat box?? :01:

[tralalala]

it doesnt have to be sung as a song with music... it can first be read, and maybe a few shows later it could be edited and then Jonno will really sing it... man, i cant WAIT :rolleyes:


tralalala