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NoX
03-06-2003, 12:40 AM
I got a bad feeling about posting this.. :unsure: hope nikki doesnt see this :unsure:

1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

NikkiD
03-06-2003, 12:44 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I saw it... and you're waaaaay off....

ooo
03-06-2003, 12:46 AM
lol

--- someone's SCREWED --- lol... :P j/p

NoX
03-06-2003, 12:47 AM
:o argghh! :D lol.. Well i could be wrong and i could be right but its good for a laugh :D

The Great Dude
03-06-2003, 12:49 AM
Good Bye NoX. :P

NikkiD
03-06-2003, 12:49 AM
I didn't say it wasn't funny...

:lol:

ooo
03-06-2003, 12:49 AM
in the end... it's all good lol... no harm done...

but one suggestion


RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NoX
03-06-2003, 12:51 AM
:D lol.. oh im running.. im in getting into witness protection :unsure: :P

Wolfmight
03-08-2003, 02:58 AM
What about them bulk german women, all of them fart..lift weights..smell like lumberjack's

no offense to yall out there fo real

"The Avatar Man"
03-08-2003, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by Wolfmight@8 March 2003 - 03:58
What about them bulk german women, all of them fart..lift weights..smell like lumberjack's

no offense to yall out there fo real
hes got a point.
this is real funny tough :lol: :P

The Great Dude
03-08-2003, 06:05 AM
You guys are going to get your ass kicked. :lol: :P

WebHead
03-08-2003, 06:23 AM
That was great! women are crazy and then you give in and Marring One go figure.

German Women don't count becuase they are more Masculine them most men I know. Hey if they don't Shave, they have more mussels them me and they also have more pit and facial hair then me then something is wrong!

Wocus
03-08-2003, 11:08 AM
what about, can't mis a sell out... :( poor poor me...