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02-19-2004, 02:43 PM
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i2191
Jews Threaten To Crucify Mel Gibson
Written by JJ Jogolo
The call can be heard around the world, "We did not kill Christ!" This call is being voiced from every jewish synagogue in the world. And the reason for the call is Mel Gibson's latest film production "Passion of the Christ" which jews claim portrays them as the responsible party for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
We spoke with Rabbi Hymen Licher of the Jewish Film Defence League (JFDL). Rabbi Licher is the spokesperson for over 10 million American jews and had the following message for Mr. Gibson. "Although we have not yet seen this film, Mr. Gibson has made claims that he followed the New Testament for his entire script. By using the Bible as his script he has included some very biased material that can only lead non-jews to conclude that the jewish people are responsible for the death of Christ."
"We can not allow such an idea to come to the forefront of secular and religious belief, it would be crippling to the national security of our Israeli Homeland." continued Licher. "Gibson's actions can only be reviewed as anti-semetic and we as jews must not allow such actions to continue. We are therefore calling for the immediate crucifixion of Mel Gibson. If he chooses to mislead the world as Jesus did, then let him meet the same fate."
When asked about the obvious implications of this vigilante request, Licher told us, "First, you will accuse the jews of killing Christ, we did not. Then when Gibson is nailed to the cross, jews will be accused of killing him too. But jews aren't to blame for either of these deaths. It is Mel Gibson's own actions that will cause his eventual crucifixion, just as it was Jesus' own actions that brought about his death."
Federal authorities are keeping themselves distanced from this provocative jewish movement. BATF Agent Lon Horuchi, responsible for killing Vicki Weaver while she held her infant child at Ruby Ridge and credited with several kills at the Davidian Massacre in Waco Texas, spoke with us off of the record. "Man, Bush, Powell, Cheney, Rumsfeld... none of them will call off this crucifixion of Gibson. They're all scared shitless of the jews. But the jews got the right idea, if someone disagrees with you, kill them. I subscribe to that philosophy, Clinton subscribed to that philosophy, but these Bush folks are too scared to either support or oppose the jews. When Israel says send money, Bush says 'how much?' So now, we've been ordered by Bush to stay out of this. It's really pathetic. Bush is going to let the jews crucify Gibson."
Mel Gibson has refused protecton from Billy Graham and Jerry Fallwell, saying only that Jesus would protect him from the coming jewish onslaught. His film, The Passion of the Christ, is still sheduled for release across the U.S. next week and is certain to provoke worldwide jewish calls for his death.
Jews Threaten To Crucify Mel Gibson
Written by JJ Jogolo
The call can be heard around the world, "We did not kill Christ!" This call is being voiced from every jewish synagogue in the world. And the reason for the call is Mel Gibson's latest film production "Passion of the Christ" which jews claim portrays them as the responsible party for the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
We spoke with Rabbi Hymen Licher of the Jewish Film Defence League (JFDL). Rabbi Licher is the spokesperson for over 10 million American jews and had the following message for Mr. Gibson. "Although we have not yet seen this film, Mr. Gibson has made claims that he followed the New Testament for his entire script. By using the Bible as his script he has included some very biased material that can only lead non-jews to conclude that the jewish people are responsible for the death of Christ."
"We can not allow such an idea to come to the forefront of secular and religious belief, it would be crippling to the national security of our Israeli Homeland." continued Licher. "Gibson's actions can only be reviewed as anti-semetic and we as jews must not allow such actions to continue. We are therefore calling for the immediate crucifixion of Mel Gibson. If he chooses to mislead the world as Jesus did, then let him meet the same fate."
When asked about the obvious implications of this vigilante request, Licher told us, "First, you will accuse the jews of killing Christ, we did not. Then when Gibson is nailed to the cross, jews will be accused of killing him too. But jews aren't to blame for either of these deaths. It is Mel Gibson's own actions that will cause his eventual crucifixion, just as it was Jesus' own actions that brought about his death."
Federal authorities are keeping themselves distanced from this provocative jewish movement. BATF Agent Lon Horuchi, responsible for killing Vicki Weaver while she held her infant child at Ruby Ridge and credited with several kills at the Davidian Massacre in Waco Texas, spoke with us off of the record. "Man, Bush, Powell, Cheney, Rumsfeld... none of them will call off this crucifixion of Gibson. They're all scared shitless of the jews. But the jews got the right idea, if someone disagrees with you, kill them. I subscribe to that philosophy, Clinton subscribed to that philosophy, but these Bush folks are too scared to either support or oppose the jews. When Israel says send money, Bush says 'how much?' So now, we've been ordered by Bush to stay out of this. It's really pathetic. Bush is going to let the jews crucify Gibson."
Mel Gibson has refused protecton from Billy Graham and Jerry Fallwell, saying only that Jesus would protect him from the coming jewish onslaught. His film, The Passion of the Christ, is still sheduled for release across the U.S. next week and is certain to provoke worldwide jewish calls for his death.