Sensualfartening Fartroom.

[Yogi]

This is actually " The art of Farting" The Sequel!!!

Here you can freely and openly :P talk about anything concerning farts, flatulence,

letting the air out, parafarting, fartology,SantaFarts, (http://www.farts.com/farts/santa.wav), BushFarts (http://www.farts.com/products/pres.wav), BritneyFartsToo, (http://www.farts.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000009;p=[/), http://www.heptune.com/fartbomb.gif
any question you might have on farts, fartmail, fartspray, fartdeodorant, fartball,
fartparty's, vaginal farts, fartwars, wmd's, Fartypants (http://www.fartypants.com/), fartlighters, http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1889647292.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif, fartbooks,

Etc, etc[for you to complete]....


Maybe we can make this a fartproud-thread.

Anonymous farts are also welcome, but please warn us first!!!



Yours Fartly,


YoFart (http://www.heptune.com/fartmachine.wav)

[fkdup74]

hey yogs, yur bar is deserted...
could it be the smell? :P

[Yogi]

Originally posted by FKDUP74@19 February 2004 - 21:04
hey yogs, yur bar is deserted...
could it be the smell? :P
Nope, but just wait!!

It 'll be crowded soon, when they know fugley got refuge here!!!!

Honest!!



YoFart

[Yogi]

Originally posted by SexualFartening+20 February 2004 - 02:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SexualFartening @ 20 February 2004 - 02:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FKDUP74@19 February 2004 - 21:04
hey yogs, yur bar is deserted...
could it be the smell? :P
Nope, but just wait&#33;&#33;

It &#39;ll be crowded soon, when they know fugley got refuge here&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Honest&#33;&#33;



YoFart [/b][/quote]
So that was a tad optimistic.....&#33;&#33; :o


But i never give up easily.


Today we will auction famous farts&#33;&#33;


First on in gets a free sample of the famous Monthy Pyton Fart............

But i must say, you guys here are all a little smellophobic&#33;&#33;



YoPho

[Spider_dude]

i&#39;m here with you bruva.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@20 February 2004 - 14:30
i&#39;m here with you bruva.

Thanks, Dude for the support&#33;&#33;

But i just have to live with the idea people are afraid of new ways of enterfartment&#33;&#33;


Here some basic fartknowledge, free cos you&#39;re my first customer&#33;&#33;&#33;

Where does fart gas come from?

The gas in our intestines
comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines
from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas
produced by bacteria living in our guts.The composition
of fart gas is highly variable. Most of the
air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body
before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the
large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between
stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is
also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also
produce hydrogen and methane.
But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of
bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart. The longer a
fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it
contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream
through the walls of the intestine.
A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn&#39;t have time to absorb the oxygen.
According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, the author of Gastrointestinal Gas
(Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane. If both parents are methane producers, their children have a 95% chance of being producers as well. The reason for this is apparently unknown.
Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the ability is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells.
The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture.
These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as
skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich
your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria
in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower,
eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce
large amounts of not particularly stinky farts.


At you SerFart,


YoFart

[bujub22]

smells in here :angry: :angry: :lol: :lol:

[Spindulik]

Since this is the FART BAR, then I assume it is appropriate to ask where I can find websites that have authentic fart MP3s.

There used to be a very good fart-site that was actually funny, due to the description of the sound file before downloading, and then hearing the sound file.

[fkdup74]

whew, somebody light a match or somethin.....
smells...bad....*grabs lighter and flics.......


http://www.heptune.com/fartbomb.gif


ooops...bad idea.....

[bujub22]

Originally posted by FKDUP74@20 February 2004 - 18:38
whew, somebody light a match or somethin.....
smells...bad....*grabs lighter and flics.......


http://www.heptune.com/fartbomb.gif


ooops...bad idea.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Aaron_T]

it smells in here <_<

[seiya_33]

i smell spam

[Yogi]

New&#33;&#33;&#33;

Bonus Post-Heavy-Flatulence Song


Diarhea Song

to be sung in the key of "C"

Slide into first and your pants begin to burst
Diarhea (make fart sound twice) Diarhea ( make fart sound twice)

Slide into second and you need a disinfectant
Diarhea (make fart sound twice) Diarhea ( make fart sound twice)

Slide into third and you let a mushy turd
Diarhea (make fart sound twice) Diarhea ( make fart sound twice)

Slide into home and your pants begin to foam
Diarhea (make fart sound twice) Diarhea ( make fart sound twice)

Some people think its funny, but its really hot a runny
Diarhea (make fart sound twice) Diarhea ( make fart sound twice)

Some people think its soup, but its really just hot poop
Diarhea (make fart sound twice) Diarhea ( make fart sound twice)

die--- a --- rheeeeee -- aa ( Last line sung like and opera singer)



YoRhea :lol:

[bujub22]

smells like sex in here :blink: :(

[Yogi]

http://www.gdrealm.com/gd/moments/14-3.jpg

[Yogi]

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/094_eat_here.jpg

[fkdup74]

Originally posted by seiya_33@20 February 2004 - 14:53
i smell spam
so you spam just to try and call out spam? <_<

btw, i noticed the air has cleared a little... :P

*me just had some tacos for dinner....

i&#39;ll liven the bar up again....

[peat moss]

AH finally a topic I know so well :lol:
http://www.farts.com/