Song...

[Biggles]

Clearly never heard the song "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly"


:blink:

[Rat Faced]

"I dunno why, she swallowed a fly"

[Biggles]

Perhaps she'll die

:helpsmile:

[Rat Faced]

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider,

[Mathea]

That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her

[Rat Faced]

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly :blink:

[Mathea]

I dont know why she swallowed that fly.......

[NightStalker]

Perhaps she'll die. :o

[Rat Faced]

I know an old woman who swallowed a Bird... :unsure:

[Mathea]

How absurd to swallow a bird :P

[NightStalker]

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. ;)

[Mathea]

SHe swallowed the spider to catch the fly

[Rat Faced]

I dunno why she swallowed a fly..... :helpsmile:

[Mathea]

I guess she'll die




EDIT: sad ain't it? :P

[Rat Faced]

I know an old woman that swallowed a cat............ :huh:













Look what you started Biggles :01:

[Mathea]

Imagine that, she swallowed a cat

[NightStalker]

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. :D

[Rat Faced]

She swallowed a spider to catch a fly.... :ph34r:

[Mathea]

I dunno why she swallowed a fly...







god help us

[Rat Faced]

Perhaps she'll die...... :blink:

[Mathea]

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog




/me bangs head into wall

[Rat Faced]

What a hog, to swallow a Dog............. :frusty:

[Mathea]

She swallowed the :dog: to catch the cat

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by NightStalker@19 February 2004 - 23:36
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. :D
:huh:

[Mathea]

SHe swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I dont know why she swallowed that fly
I guess she'll die

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat......................


/me cheated a wee bit

[Rat Faced]

She just opened her Throat, and swallowed a goat,

She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,

She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,

She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,

She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,

She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,

I don't know why she swallowed a fly.

Perhaps she'll die!


Source (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/ladyfly/)

:ph34r: :ph34r:

[Mathea]

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow
I dont know how she swallowed that cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the :dog:
She swallowed the :dog: to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the spider
she swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I dont know why she swallowed the fly
I guess she'll die

[Rat Faced]

I know an Old woman that Swallowed a Horse.....


She's dead of course, 'coz she swallowed a Horse.

[Spider_dude]

i hope she dies, silly cow.

[Mathea]

yay! Finally!!!!!!
/me dances around in circles