How Do Forum Members Earn A Living?

[hobbes]

I was reading an interesting post by Brainiac in World News and it tipped me over the edge, what do forum members do outside this forum.

I am going to list several people and you guys comment on what you think they do.

For each person, I do not know and I do not request an answer unless they care to.

I will exclude alot of people here because I know they are students from prior posts.

There are some that are "out" already and they will not be discussed:

Jonno-builder
Clocker- custom clock creator
Jpaul- barsteward
Lilmiss- school bus driver

So here are some members, feel free to add your own unknowns and if you know but are not supposed to tell, then don't. If my comments are ridiculous, it means I don't know.

J2k4- something to do with "writing", not novels, but maybe plays
Jpol- something related to law or law enforcement. A detective would be perfect.
Rat Faced- law
Brainiac- college professor
Busyman- corporate suit with attitude
Wizardmon- owns health food store
FunkyCapricorn- adult movie and bookstore owner
SummerLinda- Pet store owner
MagicNakor- makes snow, uses elves as slave labor
Biggles- college professor, English department
BigBoab- retired college professor- English department
Yogi- chef
NikkiD- teacher
Baz- stripper
Lamsey- student but strips for cash, just like Noob.
Billy Dean- hasn't worked since '78
Lefty- wine taster
Samsamsamsam- computer science teacher and gondola driver
UKMan- retired musician
junkyarddog- well, what's in a name?
Zedaxax- pron
Hobbes- self proclaimed authority on everything, probably has inherited all his money and spends a lot on "ladies of the night".


Feel free to add to the list.

Names were selected from who was active tonight- I'm sure I have left out many interesting folks.

[4th gen]

Originally posted by hobbes@28 February 2004 - 05:35
Lamsey- student but strips for cash, just like Noob.
Don't knock it, you get good money stripping (http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/wallpaper-strippers/earlex-wallpaper-stripper-2000.asp) :)

hobbes - teacher/professor?

[j4y3m]

Withcheese - Food taster for Dairylea

[Twist3r]

i sit on my ass and play video games with friends

[toco004]

i 13 so i dont need a job :P

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by toco004@28 February 2004 - 08:23
i 13 so i dont need a job :P
Cut the grass and take out the garbage! :P

[Keikan]

Me? I'm an "Advanced Light Switch Operator" can't wait till I get promoted to professional!

[thewizeard]

I got mijn on HP..

[silent VI]

i work at at fitness studio

[h1]

Volunteer at city library.

[MagicNakor]

The elves make all the snow. I just take the credit.

:ninja:

[bujub22]

self proclaimed human sex machine :D

[bigboab]

Originally posted by bujub22@28 February 2004 - 08:48
self proclaimed human sex machine :D
His slave, in chains. :(

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab+28 February 2004 - 05:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 February 2004 - 05:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@28 February 2004 - 08:48
self proclaimed human sex machine :D
His slave, in chains. :( [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
for ages

[silent VI]

:o

[shn]

I am a member of the volleyball team. :)

[bigboab]

Now that he has not had all his teeth removed, I retire. I was looking forward to that. It is better without teeth*,so I hear. :lol:






* Eating ice cream. :angry:

[bujub22]

smoking cig :angry: :P :helpsmile: :frusty:

[james_bond_rulez]

I just received my ESL teacher certificate, gonna earn my way through medical school

:lol:

yay

[bujub22]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@28 February 2004 - 05:31
I just received my ESL teacher certificate, gonna earn my way through medical school

:lol:

yay
stole my bank account :angry: :angry:




:lol: :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@28 February 2004 - 09:31
I just received my ESL teacher certificate, gonna earn my way through medical school

:lol:

yay
What are you going to be teaching JB? What age range will you be teaching the subject to?

[j4y3m]

Ihave no job, I have no school, I have no life. :blink:

[james_bond_rulez]

well since i am inexperienced teacher i will start with tutoring first, then perhaps small class then see what happens later.

range...high school students to college students to professionals of other fields who are interested to learn English as Second Language.

i dunno about salary though but gotta start small first :lol:

i&#39;ll be happy with 20,000 a year to start off ;)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by stupidguy@28 February 2004 - 05:39
Ihave no job, I have no school, I have no life. :blink:
http://www.brisbanechristianchat.com/events/flyers/Get%20A%20Life%20Poster%202.jpg

[Mathea]

Originally posted by hobbes@28 February 2004 - 06:35
FunkyCapricorn- adult movie and bookstore owner

does that make him my boss? lmao

:lol:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@28 February 2004 - 09:40
well since i am inexperienced teacher i will start with tutoring first, then perhaps small class then see what happens later.

range...high school students to college students to professionals of other fields who are interested to learn English as Second Language.

i dunno about salary though but gotta start small first :lol:

i&#39;ll be happy with 20,000 a year to start off ;)
I hope you enjoy your journey through the profession JB. :) One to one is great, but a class is better for the interaction. My motto was &#39;The student is the main person in the classroom&#39;. Nothing gave me greater pleasure than a student leaving at the end of a course, knowing as much, if not more about a subject than I did.
I was sorry when I had to retire from it. Greatest job ever I did. Good luck. :)

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by bigboab+28 February 2004 - 00:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 February 2004 - 00:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@28 February 2004 - 09:40
well since i am inexperienced teacher i will start with tutoring first, then perhaps small class then see what happens later.

range...high school students to college students to professionals of other fields who are interested to learn English as Second Language.

i dunno about salary though but gotta start small first&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp;

i&#39;ll be happy with 20,000 a year to start off&nbsp; ;)
I hope you enjoy your journey through the profession JB. :) One to one is great, but a class is better for the interaction. My motto was &#39;The student is the main person in the classroom&#39;. Nothing gave me greater pleasure than a student leaving at the end of a course, knowing as much, if not more about a subject than I did.
I was sorry when I had to retire from it. Greatest job ever I did. Good luck. :) [/b][/quote]
o hay dude since you are an English professor perhaps i can ask you about a lot of stuff :lol:

I had 2 semesters of English at the University of British Columbia it bored me to hell... :lol:

but i had fun with Shakespear plays. am always a fan of Shakespear.

I hated reading "Pride and Prejudice" i fall asleep so fast when I had that book.

u know how I got through? movies and notes from previous class..... :lol: reading for gist.

I passed that class yay

[bigboab]

JB&#33; :lol: I may profess a lot, but a professor, definately not. :lol: I was a humble IT lecturer at my local education esablishment. English is not my first language, I am Scottish. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

@boab: I didn&#39;t realise you used to be a teacher, that&#39;s my long-term goal after I complete my English degree...long way to go yet though.

For the moment I am a volunteer youth support worker at YES and a part-time Dairylea taster.

[BawA]

Finding Job :frusty:

i feel like my life will end behinde this computer :( :helpsmile:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@28 February 2004 - 09:59
@boab: I didn&#39;t realise you used to be a teacher
That was not what my students called me Cheese. :lol: Actually that is where my name is derived from. At College I was referred to as BIG BOAB or UNCLE BOAB. :lol: :lol:



What is YES?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab+28 February 2004 - 09:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 February 2004 - 09:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@28 February 2004 - 09:59
@boab: I didn&#39;t realise you used to be a teacher
That was not what my students called me Cheese. :lol: Actually that is where my name is derived from. At College I was referred to as BIG BOAB or UNCLE BOAB. :lol: :lol:



What is YES? [/b][/quote]
YES is The Youth Enquiry Service, an organisation that helps young people in the community with such issues as accommodation, mental health, sexual health and personal development.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@28 February 2004 - 10:19
sexual health and personal development.
Again I say Hmmmm. :lol:

[djweiser]

im a student but dj often for extra cash :)

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab+28 February 2004 - 11:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 February 2004 - 11:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@28 February 2004 - 10:19
sexual health and personal development.
Again I say Hmmmm. :lol: [/b][/quote]
&#39;Get into GEP its great&#39; :lol: :lol:



I magine going to Cheese for life support? :o :P

[bigboab]

Originally posted by danb+28 February 2004 - 12:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 28 February 2004 - 12:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@28 February 2004 - 11:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@28 February 2004 - 10:19
sexual health and personal development.
Again I say Hmmmm. :lol:
&#39;Get into GEP its great&#39; :lol: :lol:



I magine going to Cheese for life support? :o :P [/b][/quote]
"You have a sore throat sir"? Just go over there and take your clothes off. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bigboab+28 February 2004 - 13:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 28 February 2004 - 13:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@28 February 2004 - 12:31

&#39;Get into GEP its great&#39;&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:



I magine going to Cheese for life support?&nbsp; :o&nbsp; :P
"You have a sore throat sir"? Just go over there and take your clothes off. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t say it BB please :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Judge_Judy]

i am very sexually active with myself. although people don&#39;t traditionally consider this a working goal or persuit, i ask their interpretation of work. we work why? because we are rewarded. many consider sexual energy a condition of a bored brain but i find the gratification justifies the means. the repoductive system produces new life which is cause for celebration and worship.

it&#39;s a classic diachtomy, like driving in your car so many raindrops wash away on your windscreen and you have a fresh start, you don&#39;t bother stopping this asphalt world is so fucking empty. nothing to see here just drive on until you find something to take your time. killing you one minute at a time, that&#39;s time you never get back from them. it&#39;s is all extragavance, no real use just a new occupation until we die.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by hobbes@28 February 2004 - 07:35

Jpol- something related to law or law enforcement. A detective would be perfect.
It was the coat, wasn&#39;t it. The coat gave me away.

Curse you, you pesky wabbit.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+28 February 2004 - 15:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 28 February 2004 - 15:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@28 February 2004 - 07:35

Jpol- something related to law or law enforcement.&nbsp; A detective would be perfect.
It was the coat, wasn&#39;t it. The coat gave me away.

Curse you, you pesky wabbit. [/b][/quote]
Welcome back JP. :) Just when I have become re-acquainted with apple. :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Im a co-ordinator for a small buisness.
I also drive huge buses. :)

I used to work in a liquor dept, that was fun but sometimes scary.
Had my tyres slashed, my counter pee&#39;s on, and rocks thrown at me.
Bloody drunks. :rolleyes:

[hobbes]

I forgot a few:

Fugley- copy editor
Nigel123- astronaut
Chalice- nightclub owner
Titey- mechanic philospher

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by hobbes@28 February 2004 - 01:35
NikkiD- teacher

Wow... that&#39;s pretty close... I used to teach Microsoft Office to people looking to upgrade computer skills... many years ago...

Now, I do this:

http://nikki.wgs.ca/mework.jpg

[mrcall1969]

I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland

[fugley]

cat castrator



:blink:

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@28 February 2004 - 16:58
I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
I thought they were just naturally fit :blink:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@28 February 2004 - 17:58
I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
The dolphins tell me it is the other way around.

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by hobbes+28 February 2004 - 17:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 28 February 2004 - 17:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mrcall1969@28 February 2004 - 17:58
I train Dolphins at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland
The dolphins tell me it is the other way around. [/b][/quote]
You speak dolphin :o Fan-tastic.

[internet.news]

I&#39;m a dolphin at the Darvel Sea Life centre in Ayrshire, Scotland

[Skweeky]

:&#39;( I never knew that. You think you know someone then :(

I should&#39;ve known of course...air traffic controller...as if :rolleyes:

[enoughfakefiles]

I paint signs in the road but i`m not very good at it. :lol: :lol:

http://www.appliedinspection.co.uk/images/image1.jpg

[Lamsey]

I&#39;m a typical bloody student parasite :D

[fugley]

Originally posted by Lamsey@28 February 2004 - 17:32
I&#39;m a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass&#33; You belong to me&#33;&#33;


:blink:

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley+28 February 2004 - 17:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 28 February 2004 - 17:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@28 February 2004 - 17:32
I&#39;m a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass&#33; You belong to me&#33;&#33;


:blink: [/b][/quote]
Eat my contributions&#33;&#33;

:blink:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by fugley+28 February 2004 - 13:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 28 February 2004 - 13:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@28 February 2004 - 17:33
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@28 February 2004 - 17:32
I&#39;m a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass&#33; You belong to me&#33;&#33;


:blink:
Eat my contributions&#33;&#33;

:blink: [/b][/quote]
http://www.nt-tech.com.au/kwrs/images/bobby_bird_warming_up.jpg

oooppps did i hit u fugley?? :lol: :lol:

[fugley]

Originally posted by bujub22+28 February 2004 - 17:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 28 February 2004 - 17:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@28 February 2004 - 13:34

Originally posted by fugley@28 February 2004 - 17:33
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@28 February 2004 - 17:32
I&#39;m a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass&#33; You belong to me&#33;&#33;


:blink:
Eat my contributions&#33;&#33;

:blink:
http://www.nt-tech.com.au/kwrs/images/bobby_bird_warming_up.jpg

oooppps did i hit u fugley?? :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
now look here blowjob22&#33; That&#39;s just plain mean&#33;&#33;

:blink:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by fugley+28 February 2004 - 13:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 28 February 2004 - 13:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@28 February 2004 - 17:37

Originally posted by fugley@28 February 2004 - 13:34

Originally posted by fugley@28 February 2004 - 17:33
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@28 February 2004 - 17:32
I&#39;m a typical bloody student parasite :D
i own yer ass&#33; You belong to me&#33;&#33;


:blink:
Eat my contributions&#33;&#33;

:blink:
http://www.nt-tech.com.au/kwrs/images/bobby_bird_warming_up.jpg

oooppps did i hit u fugley?? :lol: :lol:
now look here blowjob22&#33; That&#39;s just plain mean&#33;&#33;

:blink: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

sorry plucked your whole family :lol: :lol:


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[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@28 February 2004 - 16:56


http://nikki.wgs.ca/mework.jpg
:01: BREAKIN&#39; THE LAW&#33; :01:

Don&#39;t she look sexy wiv the hat :D

@Hobbes........Heh, good timing mate, I&#39;m no longer a builder :D

Jonno B)

[Agrajag]

Jonno,

Have you returned to the sea, man.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No not quite :lol: :lol: Bugger that, too much layout to make it pay round here

Jonno B)

[clocker]

Originally posted by fugley@28 February 2004 - 09:08
cat castrator



:blink:
Work harder...please.

[Biggles]

I did consider teaching as a career choice a long time ago (history) but the thought of facing a bunch adolescent hooligans every day was less than enchanting.

Quite how I washed up as an accountant in the Civil Service is beyond me. However, they are nice to me and seem to value my eccentricities (mostly), so I am inclined to stay.

Hobbes: Script writer
Clocker: Civil Rights Lawyer
J2K4: CIA (retired)
J&#39;Pol: Sports journalist
Fugley: Diplomat
Skweeky: International criminial mastermind (Pink Panther)
Lamsey: Student (who turns up for lectures)
Rat Face: Full time Geordie (not an easy job but someone has to do it)

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by Biggles@28 February 2004 - 20:46
I did consider teaching as a career choice a long time ago (history) but the thought of facing a bunch adolescent hooligans every day was less than enchanting.

Quite how I washed up as an accountant in the Civil Service is beyond me. However, they are nice to me and seem to value my eccentricities (mostly), so I am inclined to stay.

Hobbes: Script writer
Clocker: Civil Rights Lawyer
J2K4: CIA (retired)
J&#39;Pol: Sports journalist
Fugley: Diplomat
Skweeky: International criminial mastermind (Pink Panther)
Lamsey: Student (who turns up for lectures)
Rat Face: Full time Geordie (not an easy job but someone has to do it)
Are you allowed to say which department Biggles, I am staggered that part of the Civil Service can employ one as eloquent as you. I&#39;m guessing not the Inland Revenue, having seen some of their attempts at written communication.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh I think those nice pretty red letters they send out are quite fun :lol:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

u see i am
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22@29 February 2004 - 00:10
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They aren&#39;t the one :angry:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb+28 February 2004 - 19:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 28 February 2004 - 19:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@29 February 2004 - 00:10
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They aren&#39;t the one :angry: [/b][/quote]
:angry: :angry: :angry:
I SAID I AM...dammmn nnnn :angry:

[namzuf9]

At the moment I&#39;m a Senior Parts Consultant for Vauxhalls (car brand) but I&#39;m hoping in the summer to apply for the met police and become filth B)

[kaiweiler]

I work at a sports retail store&#33;
Sport Chek (http://sportchek.ca/)&#33; :01:

[chalice]

Hobbes Shadowy sewer worker
JK23 Abstracted Librarian
J&#39;Pol Sponsored by the government to stay out of their way.
Biggles Designated drop off man for J&#39;Pol
Billy Dean Agitator of all things two-dimiensional.
Jonno Incognito DJ guy

[Biggles]

Originally posted by Agrajag+28 February 2004 - 22:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 28 February 2004 - 22:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Biggles@28 February 2004 - 20:46
I did consider teaching as a career choice a long time ago (history) but the thought of facing a bunch adolescent hooligans every day was less than enchanting.

Quite how I washed up as an accountant in the Civil Service is beyond me. However, they are nice to me and seem to value my eccentricities (mostly), so I am inclined to stay.

Hobbes: Script writer
Clocker: Civil Rights Lawyer
J2K4: CIA (retired)
J&#39;Pol: Sports journalist
Fugley: Diplomat
Skweeky: International criminial mastermind (Pink Panther)
Lamsey: Student (who turns up for lectures)
Rat Face: Full time Geordie (not an easy job but someone has to do it)
Are you allowed to say which department Biggles, I am staggered that part of the Civil Service can employ one as eloquent as you. I&#39;m guessing not the Inland Revenue, having seen some of their attempts at written communication. [/b][/quote]
I believe it is permissible for me to say MoD but I am not about to do a Claire. :)

Surprisingly, perhaps, literacy is still valued in many departments and internal communications are often a form of verbal ping pong; some of which are extremely funny (unfortunately, I am not really at liberty to repeat them here).

I am curious as to your daytime activity, given some of your previous remarks I fancied that you may work in the Procurator Fiscal line.

[hobbes]

Originally posted by chalice@29 February 2004 - 01:11
Hobbes Shadowy sewer worker
JK23 Abstracted Librarian
J&#39;Pol Sponsored by the government to stay out of their way.
Biggles Designated drop off man for J&#39;Pol
Billy Dean Agitator of all things two-dimiensional.
Jonno Incognito DJ guy
The "shadows" come free with the sewer.

Anyway, I only did that as a summer job back in &#39;95-&#39;97


Lynx- disgruntled barrister, Benny Hill memorabilia hawker.


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[summerlinda]

Originally posted by hobbes@28 February 2004 - 08:35


J2k4- something to do with "writing", not novels, but maybe plays
Jpol- something related to law or law enforcement. A detective would be perfect.
Rat Faced- law
Brainiac- college professor
Busyman- corporate suit with attitude
Wizardmon- owns health food store
FunkyCapricorn- adult movie and bookstore owner
SummerLinda- Pet store owner
MagicNakor- makes snow, uses elves as slave labor
Biggles- college professor, English department
BigBoab- retired college professor- English department
Yogi- chef
NikkiD- teacher
Baz- stripper
Lamsey- student but strips for cash, just like Noob.
Billy Dean- hasn&#39;t worked since &#39;78
Lefty- wine taster
Samsamsamsam- computer science teacher and gondola driver
UKMan- retired musician
junkyarddog- well, what&#39;s in a name?
Zedaxax- pron
Hobbes- self proclaimed authority on everything, probably has inherited all his money and spends a lot on "ladies of the night".
Sorry to disapoint you, I actually work at a slaughterhouse...

[hobbes]

An edible pet store then?