Things To Say

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah come on, in the spirit of Tralalala, lets here em :D

Male:

My GOD woman, you look like you been hit with an axe!

Wow you got a big pussy Wow you got a big pussy

Look at that lovely slice of veal!

Female:

Have you started yet? :ph34r:

Oh thats nice, it's kinda cute :ph34r:

Owch!

You can't finish now!


Etc etc :lol: Sorry, I just needed to :lol:

Jonno B)

[Peerzy]

women always try to be nice and polite in sex like:

'so how was your day'
'nice hair cut btw'
'want to go out on a date sometime'

jeez we mewn dont want to here it!

:lol: :P :D

Peerzyboy :cool2:

[Wizard_Mon1]

Luakris's thoughts on the subject:


INTRO:
Sister Martha, so glad to see you, glad to see your parole came through, oh yeah
So glad everybody came out this mornin'
We reading from the "Book Of Hush", today
Verse 69
Come on somebody, come on somebody
Good to see all of ya came out this mornin'
Even though some of you just leaving 112
Smelling like booty and hennessy
Come on
Courvoisier double shots (ha ha).. It don't matter!


CHORUS:
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing



I'm loving the way your legs go so far back, you one of them flexible girls
I figure your daddy always said you was one of the best in this world
But nevertheless in this world, I'm just professional girl
I teach 'em a lesson, have 'em stressin and confessin to girls
How good it was, and how good it could be if they just tried it
Takin my double doses, skip the daily dick diet to ride it
They so excited and can't hide it
I'm trying to do my thing, but you gotta be quiet


CHORUS:
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing



Now even when I just come in your house and cover your mouth
Because your momma's at home, you're gripping the sheets and making an effort not to holler and moan
You got to keep it on the hush, cause we in no rush
And you telling me it's the little things that mean so much
And it’s an illusion thinkin’ that you can match what I can do best
So if your man calls, tell him to put some hair on his chest
But he don't even have to know, we keepin it on the low
You walkin it like a dog and stay workin it like a pro so


CHORUS:
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing


VERSE 3:
I'ma taste your neck and begin to nibble around your earlobes down to your belly-button
Then I'm unsnapping your bra thinkin your titties is trying to tell me something
Hard nipples, colder than icicles
Working it with my tongue, you could just tell me if it tickles
Freaky deaky, kinda sneaky, Ludacris and the gang
Disturbing the peace, we running the streets, and steady slanging them thangs
But you gotta keep the noise down in order to keep the boy down
It's joy all around and you know how it sounds, if you just


CHORUS:
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing
Keep it on the hush, don't say nothing
Ain't no need, no talking while I'm doing my thing


Your thing, your thing
Your thing, your thing
My thing, my thing
Your thing, your thing
Your thing, your thing
Your thing, your thing
Yeah, keep it on the hush


OUTRO:
As the choir sings, the doors are open, the doors are open
Now bow your head, bow your head
Look at your sista Johnson in the front row
With thongs on, your legs open trying to tempt me
Keep it on the hush, I'll be over there about 7 o'clock
Keep it on the hush


Shhhhh, shhhhh
Hush

I tend to agree.

[internet.news]

Originally posted by peerzyboy@4 March 2004 - 18:40
women always try to be nice and polite in sex like:

'so how was your day'
'nice hair cut btw'
'want to go out on a date sometime'

During sex??? :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TARPD]

i'm bored, do you wanna play chess instead :blink:

[NikkiD]

Blue... I think I'll paint the ceiling blue.

[lila]

Just awesome to read :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@4 March 2004 - 19:59
Blue... I think I'll paint the ceiling blue.
:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol:

Thats really cruel :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

that's it?!?!?! oh, i mean, WOW.

[mrcall1969]

My mate was once with a girl on the floor and he said to her "I don't know what you're doing with your hands but it's lovely" She said "I'm not doing anything"

They turned around and the girls dog was licking his nuts.

[bujub22]

im rick james bitch!! :D for real :blink:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+4 March 2004 - 15:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 4 March 2004 - 15:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@4 March 2004 - 19:59
Blue... I think I&#39;ll paint the ceiling blue.
:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol:

Thats really cruel :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Guess what colour my ceiling is?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by NikkiD+4 March 2004 - 16:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 4 March 2004 - 16:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 March 2004 - 15:00
<!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@4 March 2004 - 19:59
Blue... I think I&#39;ll paint the ceiling blue.
:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol:

Thats really cruel :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Guess what colour my ceiling is? [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: blue &#33;&#33; what color socks im wearing tommorow??

[masta.z]

Originally posted by NikkiD+4 March 2004 - 21:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 4 March 2004 - 21:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 March 2004 - 15:00
<!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@4 March 2004 - 19:59
Blue... I think I&#39;ll paint the ceiling blue.
:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol:

Thats really cruel :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Guess what colour my ceiling is? [/b][/quote]
orange? :huh:

[Gemby!]

where is it ?

or

are you sure your not a woman ?

;)

[atiVidia]

Am i doing this right?

i put my what into where?

what does an orgasm feel like?

but i thought that the vagina was only for using the restroom&#33;

how come i shoot white stuff from my dick?





-words from a first timer

[internet.weather]

HOW MUCH ????

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by internet.weather@4 March 2004 - 15:56
HOW MUCH ????

http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/roll2.gif

Or alternatively...

Got change for a &#036;20?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by NikkiD+4 March 2004 - 16:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 4 March 2004 - 16:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-internet.weather@4 March 2004 - 15:56
HOW MUCH ????

http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/roll2.gif

Or alternatively...

Got change for a &#036;20? [/b][/quote]
no u take half dollars pieces :lol: :lol:

[summerlinda]

Hows the wife and kids doing? :ph34r:

[internet.weather]

Originally posted by NikkiD+4 March 2004 - 20:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD &#064; 4 March 2004 - 20:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-internet.weather@4 March 2004 - 15:56
HOW MUCH ????

http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/roll2.gif

Or alternatively...

Got change for a &#036;20? ....[/b][/quote]
.... I&#39;m paying for everybody.

[TARPD]

what time you get off?

[bujub22]

that me or her that smell ?? :D

[DanB]

What&#39;s that green stuff? :ph34r:

[TARPD]

Originally posted by TARPD@4 March 2004 - 20:59
what time you get off?
midnight but i dont go south of the river

[enoughfakefiles]

Do you know that there`s two things in this world what smells of fish and fish is one of them. :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@4 March 2004 - 17:08
Do you know that there`s two things in this world what smells of fish and fish is one of them. :ph34r:
:lol: :lol:

[Gemby!]

you could tilt your head to the side and say eww

[atiVidia]

whats your name?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh shit, wrong bed, sorry :ph34r: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

my ex was better :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by atiVidia@4 March 2004 - 21:22
whats your name?
:lol: :lol: :lol: That`s a definate no no. :o

[shn]

Men

Is it in yet?



Women

Wrong hole :)

[Gemby!]

i just farted ... can you smell it ? :ph34r:

[TARPD]

sshhh. you&#39;ll wake my girlfriend

[bujub22]

im done -we jus started ..so im done should got your&#39;s :lol: :lol:

[100%]

I can&#39;t do this if your laughing

[Peerzy]

Where am i? :blink:

wow u can really get that hair highlighted :blink: :lol:

Peerzyboy :cool2:

[bujub22]

stop tryin to stick your finger there :blink:

[shn]

are you sure you should be trying to fit an x-large? :rolleyes:

[seiya_33]

girl
turn off the lights

guy
turn the lights on

[TARPD]

oh shit. the condom split.......................just kidding

[mrcall1969]

of course i love you

[Wizard_Mon1]

So which STDs have you had?

[bujub22]

damn i did&#39;nt know this was a tour of the grand canyon

[bujub22]

my crabs itch&#33;&#33;

[seiya_33]

smile , :photo:

[Spider_dude]

i probably shouldn&#39;t say this but i once turned and started watching the goonies on tv. she was not impressed.

[bujub22]

watch porn while your having sex then go hey she looks like your sis ...hey can u do that for me?? :D

[NikkiD]

Hah&#33; I knew you weren&#39;t really a blonde&#33;

That was the greatest 30 seconds of my life. Really.

Shit&#33; I know I have the key to the handcuffs somewhere&#33;

Can you move just a touch to the right? You&#39;re blocking the hockey game.

And of course the best birth control in the world is: http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/laughing1.gif

[Yogi]

Originally posted by NikkiD@5 March 2004 - 07:41
Hah&#33; I knew you weren&#39;t really a blonde&#33;

That was the greatest 30 seconds of my life. Really.

Shit&#33; I know I have the key to the handcuffs somewhere&#33;

Can you move just a touch to the right? You&#39;re blocking the hockey game.

And of course the best birth control in the world is: http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/laughing1.gif
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