Law Of The Lounge

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1.Humor, irony, sarcasm is a Must
the above is inherent in your character
and cannot be bought

2.Make OneLiners -
(see rule 1) which do not go deeper than one level
if you manage to go deeper....impressive!

3.High Hits on Your Post -
Think exactly how every Tabloid Mag\Newspaper thinks
Make xatchy titles -
including words "sex,fketc,spam,goodbye, hello im new, stfu, 50 word story,
anything provocative or "fashionable" right now,
conceptually intrequet loop twists,
use word "mod",

3c. If you dont get Replies to your posts -
DON'T take it personal-
City of God got no Oscars yet LOTr got 11 --
relates to fashion\competetion

4.NEVER go too personal,
about yourself or others visanumber86437298(unless via rule1) -
(although at certain times your repliers can open up) -
this is a complex issue-see 4b.

4ab.Never Write Long \Posts - (like this one)
wasted energy :01:
"they" wont read it anyway
will reply with a OneLiner

4b.Flaming-.
shows pride, dignity. character-
therefore "Personal"- on the edge issue
Definetly NOT appreciated by the moderators"
(mods r also known as THE LAW)

Xb.Communication and Language:
Lots os dislexiks here
Spelling and Grammar is totally Ignored.
(respected if no.1 or Drunk
The Use of Foreign languages causes Fear of Terrorism :fear: (hijodeputagoderconjotevoyameterenelculodetumadre)

X3.Smilies-Communicat5ion continued
better than Words :stupid:

X4. Power Groups - (LoungeHounds)
are a tight cliqué of half a dozen folk
post in every thread and laugh at each others jokes

5.If you have 100% activity in lounge -
you are definetly a humanoid One-Liner -
(please see Funkydawg for further info)


6.Popularity- :smoke:
is based on a Smooth combination of all of the above

submit any further rules
BUT
No spamming
(rule 7x by writing "no spamming" you are garantueed the presence of One-Liners")


Keep it Tight

:ph34r:

shitman did i just do this?

Below you will find a Series of Profesional Lounge Replies -aka-SPAM
read and learn how to become a pro

[Spider_dude]

~~~~nice dreams~~~~


i am open.

[Busyman]

I've got one

STFU immediately after writing Lounge rules. :lol: :lol:

[RGX]

Sticky, sticky!

I want a campaign to have this pinned :lol:

[seiya_33]

ok , how about , :sleep1:

[Spider_dude]

how about some of this?

http://www.moonandbackgraphics.com/pandalovepanda.jpg

[Busyman]

Originally posted by RGX@4 March 2004 - 21:55
Sticky, sticky!

I want a campaign to have this pinned :lol:
.......to your ass :lol: :lol:

[mrcall1969]

How about form a tight cliqué of half a dozen folk, post in every thread and laugh at each others jokes

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@5 March 2004 - 02:04
How about form a tight cliqué of half a dozen folk, post in every thread and laugh at each others jokes
lol, mafia styleeee.

[100%]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@5 March 2004 - 03:04
How about form a tight cliqué of half a dozen folk, post in every thread and laugh at each others jokes
Added

X4. Power Groups

[Cheese]

How about "Complain about how good the lounge used to be"? (Obviously this rule is only for those who have been here over, say, one year...)

[Proper Bo]

I remember when the lounge was good <_<




:P :lol:

[Skweeky]

*wonders what the hell a cliqué is and realises she&#39;ll get her arse smacked for saying this*

[hooked]

here&#39;s a one liner for ya &#33;



http://home-3.tiscali.nl/~thijeleo/drugs/drugsgif/coca3.jpg




























damn...........itsa 2 liner <_<

[Cheese]

Cool that&#39;s a line each then. :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

OMFG&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; The Lounge has RULES&#33;??? :o

Ah bollocks to that, I&#39;m going <_<

Jonno B)

[3RA1N1AC]

Originally posted by hooked@5 March 2004 - 03:28
damn...........itsa 2 liner <_<
wha? looks more like 3 lines to me. 2 tiny children&#39;s sized lines, and one for an adult. :lol:

[Evil Gemini]

:spam: :P

[TARPD]

pin it&#33;

[FUJIFILM]

Heh this place is crap its basically a spam forum but people are still getting moderation for doing it

[Skweeky]

Hi RapFan, trying to avoid moderation again? :rolleyes:

[FUJIFILM]

well i wouldn&#39;t advoid it if people would answer my pms

[Skweeky]

Maybe they find you annoying and think putting you on moderation was the right thing to do?

[FUJIFILM]

Originally posted by Skweeky@5 March 2004 - 16:50
Maybe they find you annoying and think putting you on moderation was the right thing to do?
oh yea like with comments you don&#39;t deserve to be on moderation <_<

[Skweeky]

*shrugs*

I don&#39;t waste my time posting stupid topics one after another or attention whoring

[Lamsey]

It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+5 March 2004 - 16:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 5 March 2004 - 16:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks) [/b][/quote]
stop whining samsamsamsam <_<

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Withcheese+5 March 2004 - 17:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 March 2004 - 17:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 16:26
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks)
stop whining samsamsamsam <_< [/b][/quote]
stop whining cheese <_<

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Withcheese+5 March 2004 - 16:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese &#064; 5 March 2004 - 16:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 16:26
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks)
stop whining samsamsamsam <_<[/b][/quote]
like I didn&#39;t know you&#39;d come in to this and start whining <_<

[AussieSheila]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+6 March 2004 - 03:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 6 March 2004 - 03:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@5 March 2004 - 16:27

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 16:26
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks)
stop whining samsamsamsam <_<
like I didn&#39;t know you&#39;d come in to this and start whining <_< [/b][/quote]
:angry: Do you guys really have to be whining all the time? :lol:

BTW Sam, no "h" at the end of AussieSheila.

:rolleyes:

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+5 March 2004 - 17:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 5 March 2004 - 17:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@5 March 2004 - 17:27

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 16:26
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks)
stop whining samsamsamsam <_<
stop whining cheese <_< [/b][/quote]
stfu you lot. your shit and i ruined your game

[internet.news]

Originally posted by TARPD+5 March 2004 - 17:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TARPD &#064; 5 March 2004 - 17:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 March 2004 - 17:29

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 March 2004 - 17:27

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 16:26
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks)
stop whining samsamsamsam <_<
stop whining cheese <_<
stfu you lot. your shit and i ruined your game[/b][/quote]
your lot game and ruined I you STFU

[TARPD]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+5 March 2004 - 19:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 5 March 2004 - 19:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by TARPD@5 March 2004 - 17:58

Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 March 2004 - 17:29

Originally posted by Withcheese@5 March 2004 - 17:27

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 16:26
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@5 March 2004 - 16:22
It would be interesting to look at a log of all of rapfan&#39;s posts just to marvel at all the whining. Unfortunately it&#39;s split over so many accounts it&#39;s rather difficult to collate them all :huh:
stop whining <_< (and you skweeks)
stop whining samsamsamsam <_<
stop whining cheese <_<
stfu you lot. your shit and i ruined your game
your lot game and ruined I you STFU [/b][/quote]
i cant work out what that means, so dont do drugs

[internet.news]

Originally posted by TARPD@5 March 2004 - 18:04

i cant work out what that means, so dont do drugs
Try working it out when they wear off - and work the one above it out while your at it then let me know what that means :P

[TARPD]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+5 March 2004 - 19:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 5 March 2004 - 19:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TARPD@5 March 2004 - 18:04

i cant work out what that means, so dont do drugs
Try working it out when they wear off - and work the one above it out while your at it then let me know what that means :P [/b][/quote]
my mum has curly hair and brushes her teeth

[internet.news]

Originally posted by TARPD+5 March 2004 - 18:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TARPD &#064; 5 March 2004 - 18:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 19:06
<!--QuoteBegin-TARPD@5 March 2004 - 18:04

i cant work out what that means, so dont do drugs
Try working it out when they wear off - and work the one above it out while your at it then let me know what that means :P
my mum has curly hair and brushes her teeth[/b][/quote]
stop whining <_<

[TARPD]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+5 March 2004 - 19:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 5 March 2004 - 19:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by TARPD@5 March 2004 - 18:11

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@5 March 2004 - 19:06
<!--QuoteBegin-TARPD@5 March 2004 - 18:04

i cant work out what that means, so dont do drugs
Try working it out when they wear off - and work the one above it out while your at it then let me know what that means :P
my mum has curly hair and brushes her teeth
stop whining <_< [/b][/quote]
fuck off and die

[Wizard_Mon1]

You guys are true proffesionals. B) :P

[NikkiD]

Where is teh cheese fairy when you need him?? :&#39;(

[TARPD]

i win. samsam2 has to wash the dishes

[Cheese]

Originally posted by NikkiD@5 March 2004 - 18:18
Where is teh cheese fairy when you need him?? :&#39;(
To the rescue:

http://www.victoriantrading.com/store/catalogimages/cl/cl470.jpg

[internet.news]

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/dishwash.jpg

[Spider_dude]

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/cheese%20fairy.JPG

[TARPD]

and mow the carpet while your at it

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 March 2004 - 18:24
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/cheese%20fairy.JPG
Why am I balancing tomatoes on my feet?

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Withcheese+5 March 2004 - 19:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 March 2004 - 19:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@5 March 2004 - 18:24
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/cheese%20fairy.JPG
Why am I balancing tomatoes on my feet? [/b][/quote]
cos you are a greengrocer who plays football, and on slow days you like to have some fun.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+5 March 2004 - 15:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 5 March 2004 - 15:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@5 March 2004 - 18:24
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/cheese%20fairy.JPG
Why am I balancing tomatoes on my feet? [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:


and when the fluk these rules pop up u bastards&#33; :D

[100%]

The day the LoungeHounds Ruled the World

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@5 March 2004 - 18:22
The day the LoungeHounds Ruled the World
oo :o

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The most used butoons in the Lounge

1.http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/zedaxax/start.jpg

2.http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/zedaxax/add_reply.jpg

3.http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/zedaxax/quote.jpg

[Skweeky]

...but those are the most used buttons in any forum...there aren&#39;t many other buttons to click, are there? :huh:

[100%]

Originally posted by Skweeky@7 March 2004 - 14:18
...but those are the most used buttons in any forum...there aren&#39;t many other buttons to click, are there? :huh:

Couldn&#092;t locate the Automated "spam" button
(forum suggestion)
but all 3 combined do the same

[internet.weather]

Rules

When debating, never actually read the others person&#39;s post. Just keep saying the same thing over and over in more heated tones. When in doubt become overly aggressive and sarcastic. Not discussing the actual point.

Create a total fantasy life for yourself and try to impress other people with wild claims about who you are and what you do.

Use google a lot and try to give the impression that you are much cleverer than you really are. Even though you don&#39;t really understand much of what you plagiarize.

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The law of the Lounge is :

Maximum of three new topics in a row without pornography

but also

rememver to put in alittle bit of &#39;Passion