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3RA1N1AC
03-05-2004, 12:26 PM
holy crap. these are hysterical, and all too true.

http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/classics.shtml


Don Quixote: Chivalry demands I destroy that evil thing.

Sancho Panza: No, master. It is something ordinary and harmless.

Don Quixote (falls down)

THE END

MagicNakor
03-05-2004, 02:05 PM
Old, but good. ;)

:ninja:

3RA1N1AC
03-05-2004, 02:12 PM
Death of a Salesman
By Arthur Miller
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Willy Loman: Everytime something bad happens, I go back in time to happier occasions.

Biff Loman: I'm a bum.

Willy Loman: Here I go again.

:lol: :lol: