Car Manufacturer Names

[Chewie]

Car Manufacturer Names

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Asshole Undoubtedly Driving It

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Barfed Up Icky Caramel Korn

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FERRARI
For Every Rich, Retired And Raving Idiot

FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again Tonmorrow
Found In A trashcan

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust & Deterioration
Fix On Road Daily
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features OJ & Ron's DNA
Floods On Rainy Days
Found In Roadside Daily
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got Mechanic Coming

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Another

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive.

LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

Nissan
Never Instantly Starts, Sad And Noxious

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO
Put In Nickel To Operate

Reno
Reliability Ends Now Obviously

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

TVR
Tequila, Vodka, Red-Bull

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

[JuGo]

Originally posted by Chewie UK@5 March 2004 - 23:36
BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster





I know another one Pontiac
Po' Ole' Nica Thinks Its A Caddilac

[Virtualbody1234]

FORD

Four Old Rusty Doors

[masterofshadows]

Here is another one
KIA
Killed In Action
KissIn' Ass
Knee is aching
Keep It Away

[Orange_Boy]

OMG u forgot BMW - BLACK MANS WILLY its been around for ages !!! :D

[Chewie]

Originally posted by Limp_bizkit_uk@6 March 2004 - 23:32
OMG u forgot BMW - BLACK MANS WILLY its been around for ages !!! :D
BMW:
Black Man's Wheels
Big Money Waste
Blonde Moronic Women (drivers)
Bloody Maniac Woman

[Orange_Boy]

Originally posted by Chewie UK+7 March 2004 - 00:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chewie UK @ 7 March 2004 - 00:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Limp_bizkit_uk@6 March 2004 - 23:32
OMG u forgot BMW - BLACK MANS WILLY its been around for ages &#33;&#33;&#33; :D
BMW:
Black Man&#39;s Wheels
Big Money Waste
Blonde Moronic Women (drivers)
Bloody Maniac Woman [/b][/quote]
Yes................................... :P ;)

[zacspeed]

The bedford Rascal van- "Really A Suzuki Constructed At Luton"
Apparently true :huh:

[h121589]

another BMW
Black Mans Wife

[h121589]

GMC=Gay Mans Car :lol:

[UcanRock2]

Here&#39;s another one:

Ford

F&#39;kd Over Rebuilt Dodge