I Will Move To A Trailerpark...........

[Yogi]

Because in my country the "IRS" is too scared too get the taxes of so called

"trailertrash". :blink: (true!!!)

On all "major" trailerparks they also happen to have the biggest "gardens" growing

pot, so that comes in handy too........... :lol:

Since my girl and me will have to move out where we live now pretty soon, i could

use some tips on how to fit in with trailerpeople. Like attitude, clothing, cologne,

use of language, etc.

All advise is wellcome!!!



YoTrash


Oh, and what would a good "starting" trailer set me down............

[100%]

Which model are you gonna get?

http://www.cda.care4free.net/caravan.jpg??????????

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@7 March 2004 - 15:38
Which model are you gonna get?

http://www.cda.care4free.net/caravan.jpg??????????
That's what i wanna find out!!

That one looks fine, but shouldn't i start with something more shabby???

Once i stopped paying taxes, i can allways move up!!!


Yogi

[100%]

Yeah your right

take it slowly - one step at a time -
step one -get welfare?

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@7 March 2004 - 15:42
Yeah your right

take it slowly - one step at a time -
step one -get welfare?
I allready have a disability-pension; does that fit in??? :lol: :lol:

And my girl is out of a job since december(she volunteered for that, cos they gave

her a half year salary, taxfree!!!) :lol: :lol:

Is that good enough???


Yogi

[100%]

Step one acomplished

Step two - learn to talk like brad pitt in Snatch

Im not sure whether becoming a raving mad alcoholic is a requirement though?

[TARPD]

ya ly' dags?

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@7 March 2004 - 16:02
Step one acomplished

Step two - learn to talk like brad pitt in Snatch

Im not sure whether becoming a raving mad alcoholic is a requirement though?
I am an alcoholic!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: (true!!!)

But i stopped drinking 11 years ago and no plans to start again.........

Is this a key-requirement???

Oh, and that raving madness is in my genes.........!!!!!!

Iam very good at pretendilidigy.......... :blink: :helpsmile:

Downloading snatch rightnow.

Clothing???


Yodelohity

[100%]

Almost forgot......

Youll need to get a Mega Big Satellite Dish attached to the outside of caravan

i think then your set....

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@7 March 2004 - 16:17
Almost forgot......

Youll need to get a Mega Big Satellite Dish attached to the outside of caravan

i think then your set....
Thanks, man!!!

Will this one do??

It comes with that wooden trailer beneath it!!!

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YoGo

[100%]

Man With that one - youll definetly become king o trash

[TARPD]

my milkshake is better than yours
http://www.jb.man.ac.uk/scicen/Arb1bc-tn.jpg

[clocker]

You seem to be on the right track already.

One important aspect of TrailorTrash living will be your garden.

Unlike a more traditional home, where plants are the main feature, in a trailor park your focus will be on a vehicle.
Preferably supported a few feet off the ground on cinderblocks ( providing shade for the dawgs)...wheels optional.

Bonus points for multiple bulletholes in the bodywork.

A pickup truck is preferable, but any decrepit sedan will do for starters.

In the North, snowmobiles are currently the rage, but due to their extensive use of plastic and fiberglass they don't rust as well or as extensively as the typical car, thus robbing you of the patina that is so desirable, and exposing you as a newcomer.

A lush outcropping of weeds will spring up naturally, and for the true trailor park bonsai enthusiast, a tree growing up through the floorboards is the height of fashion.

Hope this helps.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by clocker@7 March 2004 - 16:49
You seem to be on the right track already.

One important aspect of TrailorTrash living will be your garden.

Unlike a more traditional home, where plants are the main feature, in a trailor park your focus will be on a vehicle.
Preferably supported a few feet off the ground on cinderblocks ( providing shade for the dawgs)...wheels optional.

Bonus points for multiple bulletholes in the bodywork.

A pickup truck is preferable, but any decrepit sedan will do for starters.

In the North, snowmobiles are currently the rage, but due to their extensive use of plastic and fiberglass they don't rust as well or as extensively as the typical car, thus robbing you of the patina that is so desirable, and exposing you as a newcomer.

A lush outcropping of weeds will spring up naturally, and for the true trailor park bonsai enthusiast, a tree growing up through the floorboards is the height of fashion.

Hope this helps.
Great stuff, clocker!!!

Very usefull tips, there!!

Much obliged.

YoTrashy

[internet.weather]

Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?

[Yogi]

Originally posted by internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?
No Joke!!(though not related)

YoGo

[internet.news]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 13:14

But i stopped drinking 11 years ago
:01: Yogi :01:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+7 March 2004 - 18:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 7 March 2004 - 18:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 13:14

But i stopped drinking 11 years ago
:01: Yogi :01: [/b][/quote]
Thanks, Sam&#33;&#33;

ProudYogi

[internet.weather]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+7 March 2004 - 16:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 7 March 2004 - 16:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?
No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo [/b][/quote]
So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ?

[clocker]

To continue...

The inside of your trailer should be decorated with care, too.
You&#39;ll want to make a good impression on the police, who will be your most frequent visitors.

The first ( and in many cases, only) piece of furniture you&#39;ll want to get is a plasma screen TV.
The bigger the better...if you go crosseyed looking at it, that will be about right.
All the rest of your furnishings should cost, in total, less than the TV.
This shows proper understanding of priorities.

Any furniture can be covered in plaid bed sheets ( preferably red) as this will hide stains ( blood particularly) well.
Formica will complement the plaid nicely.
Use it liberally, to patch holes, cover rot and avoid painting.
Formica is your friend.
Color and pattern are left to your discretion, but too much coordination is effete, so mix and match if possible.

A nice accessory is children.
They do not necessarily have to be yours.
Smaller is better here, older kids can be a nuisance and should be put out as soon as feasable...14 at the latest.
Any older and patricide becomes an all too real possibillity.

Naturally, above the plasma tv you will need the centerpiece of your home...the velvet painting.
Elvis, cliched as he is, is a "can&#39;t miss" subject, but the naked "Nubian princess" is a close runner up.
Do not let objections from the ole lady influence your decision in this area.
She can be replaced ( or "lost")...your comfort is paramount.

Stick closely to your inner vision and all will be well.

You will need a piece of Dale Earnhart memorabilia of course, but I assume you have that already....

[internet.weather]

An ideal fixer up opportunity

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[clocker]

Sheesh, you call that a "fixer-upper"?

She&#39;s ready for occupancy&#33;

[Yogi]

Originally posted by internet.weather+7 March 2004 - 18:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (internet.weather @ 7 March 2004 - 18:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 16:44
<!--QuoteBegin-internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?
No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo
So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ? [/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t get benefit from the IRS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

And i also make money as a soundengineer and mucisian.


Yogi

[100%]

You do realize that..

by moving to the trailer world
you will loose your friends from the more "civilized" world?

[internet.weather]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+7 March 2004 - 17:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 7 March 2004 - 17:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:56

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 16:44
<!--QuoteBegin-internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?
No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo
So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ?
I don&#39;t get benefit from the IRS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

And i also make money as a soundengineer and mucisian.


Yogi [/b][/quote]
Do you get it from the Government ? If you do it would mean that they were giving you it and taking some back. What would the point of that be ?

[Yogi]

Originally posted by clocker@7 March 2004 - 18:58
To continue...

The inside of your trailer should be decorated with care, too.
You&#39;ll want to make a good impression on the police, who will be your most frequent visitors.

The first ( and in many cases, only) piece of furniture you&#39;ll want to get is a plasma screen TV.
The bigger the better...if you go crosseyed looking at it, that will be about right.
All the rest of your furnishings should cost, in total, less than the TV.
This shows proper understanding of priorities.

Any furniture can be covered in plaid bed sheets ( preferably red) as this will hide stains ( blood particularly) well.
Formica will complement the plaid nicely.
Use it liberally, to patch holes, cover rot and avoid painting.
Formica is your friend.
Color and pattern are left to your discretion, but too much coordination is effete, so mix and match if possible.

A nice accessory is children.
They do not necessarily have to be yours.
Smaller is better here, older kids can be a nuisance and should be put out as soon as feasable...14 at the latest.
Any older and patricide becomes an all too real possibillity.

Naturally, above the plasma tv you will need the centerpiece of your home...the velvet painting.
Elvis, cliched as he is, is a "can&#39;t miss" subject, but the naked "Nubian princess" is a close runner up.
Do not let objections from the ole lady influence your decision in this area.
She can be replaced ( or "lost")...your comfort is paramount.

Stick closely to your inner vision and all will be well.

You will need a piece of&nbsp; Dale Earnhart memorabilia of course, but I assume you have that already....
Man, you know your shit&#33;&#33;&#33;

Great stuff, again.


This on formica:

http://www.encorecelebrities.com/gallery/other/dale_earnhardt_large.jpg

will do???

Will a 18.000 ansi lumen beamer(barco) and lightsensitive srceen do???(instead of the plasma screen)


YoPo

[fkdup74]

yogs.....here is some more hopefully helpfull info...
(mostly a pictorial, as the average educational level
of trailertrash is around the 5th grade level...) :lol:

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

hope this helps....

:P

[Yogi]

Originally posted by FKDUP74@7 March 2004 - 19:34
yogs.....here is some more hopefully helpfull info...

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

hope this helps....

:P
Wow, that is a good tip FuckedUp&#33;&#33;&#33;

Thanks&#33;&#33;

[Yogi]

Originally posted by internet.weather+7 March 2004 - 19:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (internet.weather &#064; 7 March 2004 - 19:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 17:14

Originally posted by internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:56

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 16:44
<!--QuoteBegin-internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?
No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo
So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ?
I don&#39;t get benefit from the IRS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

And i also make money as a soundengineer and mucisian.


Yogi
Do you get it from the Government ? If you do it would mean that they were giving you it and taking some back. What would the point of that be ? [/b][/quote]
Same like with working for the government........

And about making sense...........

That was why i started this thread in the first place.

Does it make sense i have to pay taxes and people on trailerparks not..........????


Yogi

[clocker]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 09:19

Man, you know your shit&#33;&#33;&#33;

Great stuff, again.


This on formica:

http://www.encorecelebrities.com/gallery/other/dale_earnhardt_large.jpg

will do???

Will a 18.000 ansi lumen beamer(barco) and lightsensitive srceen do???(instead of the plasma screen)


YoPo
Well duh&#33;...course ah do.
If I didn&#39;t have mah 16 kids all out workin at Wal-Mart, I couldn&#39;t afford to sit at my computer all day and be such a pundit.

Don&#39;t know where the little woman gots off to...might be "lost".

Never heard of that TV you&#39;re talkin about...sounds furrin.
Get yourself something reliable and American like Samsung....

[fkdup74]

hey, no prob :P

oh, and you might wanna scratch the plasma tv.....
you need one of those old consoles that are bigger than a projection tv....
with only a 19 inch screen :lol:

-edit- this one is a little too new, but....
http://www.clearlight.com/waynescomputer/zenith/B27A76R_TN.jpg

and the dale earnhardt pic makes a nice mantlepiece on top of this baby :lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by clocker+7 March 2004 - 19:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 7 March 2004 - 19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 09:19

Man, you know your shit&#33;&#33;&#33;

Great stuff, again.


This on formica:

http://www.encorecelebrities.com/gallery/other/dale_earnhardt_large.jpg

will do???

Will a 18.000 ansi lumen beamer(barco) and lightsensitive srceen do???(instead of the plasma screen)


YoPo
Well duh&#33;...course ah do.
If I didn&#39;t have mah 16 kids all out workin at Wal-Mart, I couldn&#39;t afford to sit at my computer all day and be such a pundit.

Don&#39;t know where the little woman gots off to...might be "lost".

Never heard of that TV you&#39;re talkin about...sounds furrin.
Get yourself something reliable and American like Samsung.... [/b][/quote]
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But it&#39;s belgian..............


Just thought i should start hosting fosterkids again; they could really make me

some money&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

And i wouldn&#39;t have to work on their attitude anymore........ :lol:


Yogi

[vidcc]

you just might be a redneck :lol:

before you are allowed to move into a trailer you must have had at least one member of your family that....

Had a nipple bitten off by a beaver

had a hairstyle destroyed by a ceiling fan (female)

can flip off the traffic cop without spilling the beer or dropping the cigarette

has a collection of toenail clippings as large as the collection of empty beer cans.

given a voucher for tyres (tires) for valentines
:lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by vidcc@7 March 2004 - 21:26
you just might be a redneck :lol:

before you are allowed to move into a trailer you must have had at least one member of your family that....

Had a nipple bitten off by a beaver

had a hairstyle destroyed by a ceiling fan (female)

can flip off the traffic cop without spilling the beer or dropping the cigarette

has a collection of toenail clippings as large as the collection of empty beer cans.

given a voucher for tyres (tires) for valentines
:lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:


I am just starting on my attitude and looks now:

http://www.funnypicsusa.com/misc-funnypics9/you_might_be_a_redneck.jpg



YoNeckRed

[Yogi]

My new alarm:




















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