Wtf? My Damn Cat...

[Cheese]

...just took a crap beside it's litter tray...and it feckin' stank as well. :angry:

Any suggestions on how I should punish the little git?

[hobbes]

Well, since only chicks should own cats, I guess you should be the one learning the lesson.

[TARPD]

i think putting it in a bag with a brick then throwing it in a canal should solve all your problems ;)

[internet.news]

Originally posted by TARPD@8 March 2004 - 00:42
i think putting it in a bag with a brick then throwing it in a canal should solve all your problems ;)
won't it just do another one though? :blink:

I'd put the cat in the bag to sort it out :)



*wonders if TARPD does that everytime he takes a dump*

[TARPD]

well it just floats about in the bog :(

[internet.news]

Originally posted by TARPD@8 March 2004 - 00:47
well it just floats about in the bog :(
i think putting it in a bag with a brick then throwing it in a canal should solve all your problems ;)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by hobbes@8 March 2004 - 00:28
Well, since only chicks should own cats, I guess you should be the one learning the lesson.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't you own a bunny rabbit though...? :blink:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 March 2004 - 02:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese &#064; 8 March 2004 - 02:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@8 March 2004 - 00:28
Well, since only chicks should own cats, I guess you should be the one learning the lesson.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don&#39;t you own a bunny rabbit though...? :blink:[/b][/quote]
No, my rabbits are dead and they were properly pottie trained.

I am a rabbit, btw, if you want to disrespect me, you pussy lover.

[toco004]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 01:27
...just took a crap beside it&#39;s litter tray...and it feckin&#39; stank as well. :angry:

Any suggestions on how I should punish the little git?
http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/laughing1.gif

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 02:27
...just took a crap beside it&#39;s litter tray...and it feckin&#39; stank as well. :angry:

Any suggestions on how I should punish the little git?
Get a bigger litter tray and also, put news paper (atleast 6 sheets) under the tray so if it does do a crap on the side, its on the paper.

My cat used to do that.

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini+8 March 2004 - 02:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Evil Gemini @ 8 March 2004 - 02:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 02:27
...just took a crap beside it&#39;s litter tray...and it feckin&#39; stank as well. :angry:

Any suggestions on how I should punish the little git?
Get a bigger litter tray and also, put news paper (atleast 6 sheets) under the tray so if it does do a crap on the side, its on the paper.

My cat used to do that. [/b][/quote]
smart cat. mine cant even find its bowl

[toco004]

Originally posted by TARPD+8 March 2004 - 02:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TARPD @ 8 March 2004 - 02:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Evil Gemini@8 March 2004 - 02:03
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 02:27
...just took a crap beside it&#39;s litter tray...and it feckin&#39; stank as well. :angry:

Any suggestions on how I should punish the little git?
Get a bigger litter tray and also, put news paper (atleast 6 sheets) under the tray so if it does do a crap on the side, its on the paper.

My cat used to do that.
smart cat. mine cant even find its bowl [/b][/quote]
http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/roll2.gif

[Cheese]

And of course I have to clear it up before the dog comes down and eats it... :x

[toco004]

:x http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/lolabove.gif

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 02:10
And of course I have to clear it up before the dog comes down and eats it... :x
i do that

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 01:10
And of course I have to clear it up before the dog comes down and eats it... :x
And then the dog will throw up everywhere which is even worse...:x

[hermit777]

my mum had 4 cat`s and they all did that :lol: :lol:





she never had any visitors :P

[TARPD]

has anyone else got a retarded dog that buries bread?

[toco004]

i had 6 cats since they were kittens they shite all over the place
:angry:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by TARPD@8 March 2004 - 01:15
has anyone else got a retarded dog that buries bread?
The dog I live with bit me in the face once, pretty impressive considering he&#39;s a Sausage Dog...

[Falconetti]

I say, take a dump on the kitty next time u need to go. He`ll see how it feels.

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 03:18
The dog I live with bit me in the face once, pretty impressive considering he&#39;s a Sausage Dog...
OWNED&#33;&#33;&#33;

:lol:

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 March 2004 - 02:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 March 2004 - 02:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TARPD@8 March 2004 - 01:15
has anyone else got a retarded dog that buries bread?
The dog I live with bit me in the face once, pretty impressive considering he&#39;s a Sausage Dog... [/b][/quote]
we had a ferret that hung in my sisters nose. oh how we laughed. i mean rushed to help

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini+8 March 2004 - 01:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Evil Gemini @ 8 March 2004 - 01:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 03:18
The dog I live with bit me in the face once, pretty impressive considering he&#39;s a Sausage Dog...
OWNED&#33;&#33;&#33;

:lol: [/b][/quote]
You ever go to a hospital and have them laugh at you as you explain that a sausage dog bit you in the face... :(

[toco004]

Originally posted by Falconetti@8 March 2004 - 02:21
I say, take a dump on the kitty next time u need to go. He`ll see how it feels.
http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/heh.gif

[Cheese]

**UPDATE**

Now the cat has broken into my bedroom and has made himself comfortable on my bed. When I tried to remove the little fecker he wouldn&#39;t let go of the covers with his claws... :angry:

Looks like I&#39;m sleeping on the sofa... :blink:

[TARPD]

Originally posted by Withcheese@9 March 2004 - 00:16
**UPDATE**

Now the cat has broken into my bedroom and has made himself comfortable on my bed. When I tried to remove the little fecker he wouldn&#39;t let go of the covers with his claws... :angry:

Looks like I&#39;m sleeping on the sofa... :blink:
run at it making a hissing sound

[RGX]

Big stick>small cat

=

WHAM&#33;

If it survives, it will have learnt its lesson, if not, you have a nice flat furry bedsheet :D

[j4y3m]

:lol: I got my face bit off a Yorkshire terrior... :&#39;(

[RGX]

Originally posted by stupidguy@9 March 2004 - 00:54
:lol: I got my face bit off a Yorkshire terrior... :&#39;(
What was your face doing on a yorkshire terrier? :rolleyes:

[Falconetti]

Lol u got a bad little kitty there. :D

[toco004]

Originally posted by RGX@9 March 2004 - 00:54
Big stick>small cat

=

WHAM&#33;

If it survives, it will have learnt its lesson, if not, you have a nice flat furry bedsheet :D
http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/laughing1.gif

[Cheese]

And another thing about this damn cat...it can open my fridge, how the hell did it learn to do that? :blink:

[toco004]

Originally posted by Withcheese@9 March 2004 - 02:00
And another thing about this damn cat...it can open my fridge, how the hell did it learn to do that? :blink:
thats fucken scaryhttp://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/sofa.gif

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 22:00
And another thing about this damn cat...it can open my fridge, how the hell did it learn to do that? :blink:
watching it&#39;s fat master :D

[internet.news]

Originally posted by bujub22+9 March 2004 - 01:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 &#064; 9 March 2004 - 01:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 22:00
And another thing about this damn cat...it can open my fridge, how the hell did it learn to do that? :blink:
watching it&#39;s fat master :D[/b][/quote]
yeah - I&#39;ve decided to support the cat on this one since reading through the thread too :01:

[vidcc]

don&#39;t look up &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/aa.JPG

[bujub22]

Originally posted by vidcc@8 March 2004 - 22:24
don&#39;t look up &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/aa.JPG
u jus got cheese horny :(

[internet.news]

Originally posted by bujub22@9 March 2004 - 01:28

u jus got cheese horny :(
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[vidcc]

Originally posted by bujub22@8 March 2004 - 18:28
u jus got cheese horny :(
oh dear...problem is it&#39;s a tom cat...and not gay :o :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by vidcc+8 March 2004 - 22:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 8 March 2004 - 22:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@8 March 2004 - 18:28
u jus got cheese horny :(
oh dear...problem is it&#39;s a tom cat...and not gay :o :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: nor a gepper :lol:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by TARPD@8 March 2004 - 01:47
well it just floats about in the bog :(
thats a sign you are eating too much fibre.

[lynx]

Originally posted by TARPD+8 March 2004 - 01:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TARPD @ 8 March 2004 - 01:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@8 March 2004 - 02:10
And of course I have to clear it up before the dog comes down and eats it... :x
i do that [/b][/quote]
Anyone got any more meal suggestions for TARPD?