bigboab
03-08-2004, 08:03 PM
Jesus and the Burglar...
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He slowly tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his
tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you."
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked
all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was
a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's really a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What
idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller behind you
Jesus."
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He slowly tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his
tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you."
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked
all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was
a parrot.
He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's really a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What
idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller behind you
Jesus."