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h121589
03-11-2004, 03:14 AM
Microsoft (http://www.msnusers.com/vecpvlddi6jrkjbonpjq4ej2l0/Documents/Microsoft%5FBloatware.mp3)

sir waffle
03-11-2004, 02:43 PM
:lol: funny

Smith
03-11-2004, 11:25 PM
<_< dead link

h1
03-12-2004, 12:26 AM
http://www.scorpioncity.com/mscrash.shtml

Smith
03-12-2004, 01:43 AM
ya, windows does stupid stuff like that. :lol:

h121589
03-12-2004, 03:53 AM
the most funnies part to me was when he says Microsoft Softwares come on 10 CD&#39;s :lol: :lol: :lol:

tesco
03-17-2004, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by haxor41789@11 March 2004 - 19:26
http://www.scorpioncity.com/mscrash.shtml
that guy had more crashes between november 3, 1998 and november 14, 1998 than ive ever had in my life&#33;

edit: here are the lyrics to the song but i cant find the actual song :(

Microsoft Bloatware
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Nine-tenths of a gig,
Biggest ever seen,
God, this program&#39;s big--
MS Word 15&#33;
Comes on ten CDs,
And requires--damn&#33;
Word is fine, but jeez--
60 megs of RAM?&#33;

Oh&#33; Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way&#33;
I&#39;ve sat here installing Word
Since breakfast yesterday&#33;
Oh&#33; Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation, please.
Guess you hadn&#39;t noticed:
Four-gig drives don&#39;t grow on trees&#33;