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mrcall1969
03-12-2004, 04:17 AM
on a small stone, or a great big human turd??
hobbes
03-12-2004, 04:22 AM
Originally posted by mrcall1969@12 March 2004 - 05:17
on a small stone, or a great big human turd??


From: What do you have as a mousemat?

i would post a pic...but she's gone to the little girls room....


PS and hasn't flushed


I really don't like where this is going, really I don't.
mrcall1969
03-12-2004, 04:24 AM
I rest my case...I stepped out of the shower and................
j4y3m
03-12-2004, 04:44 AM
Da stone!!!!! :o :o
Alucard1475
03-12-2004, 04:48 AM
This must be the shit whisperer. :lol:
kAb
03-12-2004, 05:03 AM
i'd rather stop running, and sit down for a break
mrcall1969
03-12-2004, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by kAb@12 March 2004 - 06:03
i'd rather stop running, and sit down for a break
but if you were in mid stride and going foot down and unavoidable??
kAb
03-12-2004, 05:11 AM
I'd quickly put some shoes on.
mrcall1969
03-12-2004, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by kAb@12 March 2004 - 06:11
I'd quickly put some shoes on.
That's not a freakin option.....
kAb
03-12-2004, 05:17 AM
What about, grabbing an eagle's talons and letting him carry me up over the nuisance?
DarthInsinuate
03-12-2004, 10:25 AM
hmmm, tough decision, depends: is this stone pointy? or is it squishy and smelly?
bigboab
03-12-2004, 11:06 AM
Is there someone standing there with both items, waiting to put down the item of your choice? What the hell is Prestwick coming to? :ph34r:

To think I am going to move there. :( How do they treat their pensioners? :lol: :lol:
Samurai
03-12-2004, 11:18 AM
I look where I'm running sorry. Also I don't have a habit of running outside barefoot. Us city-folk have learnt that the streets aren't safe... people or otherwise :lol:
Skweeky
03-12-2004, 12:28 PM
This needs some more explaining.

We were talking about running on the beach last night and I said I'd rather step in a turd than on a stone because the stone would hurt really bad and the turd could be washed off immediately.
Yogi
03-12-2004, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@12 March 2004 - 14:28
This needs some more explaining.

We were talking about running on the beach last night and I said I'd rather step in a turd than on a stone because the stone would hurt really bad and the turd could be washed off immediately.
You obviously haven't run into a turd of mine........

My girl says they're poisson!!!


YoTurd
RGX
03-12-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by SensualBarfing+12 March 2004 - 12:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 12 March 2004 - 12:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@12 March 2004 - 14:28
This needs some more explaining.

We were talking about running on the beach last night and I said I&#39;d rather step in a turd than on a stone because the stone would hurt really bad and the turd could be washed off immediately.
You obviously haven&#39;t run into a turd of mine........

My girl says they&#39;re poisson&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoTurd [/b][/quote]
Fish? :lol:
Canti
03-12-2004, 05:05 PM
I&#39;d totally fly,
Then I wouldn&#39;t have to worry about the turd or the rock.
oldmancan
03-12-2004, 05:10 PM
Skweeky is just being practical.

My feet stink anyway. I&#39;d rather make stink worse that risk breaking an ankle. It may be small stone, but step on it wrong and oops. Old joints take forever to heal.

:beerchug: omc
j2k4
03-12-2004, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@12 March 2004 - 09:43
You obviously haven&#39;t run into a turd of mine........

My girl says they&#39;re poisson&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoTurd
Your girl says your turds are FISH??

Truly unique.

Her and your turds. :huh:

I think I prefer kAb&#39;s solutions; I&#39;ve actually done the shoe thing, but these days I generally have a better view of the possible dangers of treading in hazardous areas. :D