A Guilty Secret

[J'Pol]

Having looked at this photograph from the haircut poll and after extensive forensic analysis, it now seems that Jonno is a monobrow who shaves to give the impression of being a normal person.

I think that Jonno, an all round good egg, should come out of the closet and admit to his affliction. We all love you mate, it will not be held against you. Nobody held your unfeasibly small penis against you, did they.



http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hiarlong_90.jpg

[seiya_33]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

the real joono

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[100%]

well...upon closer study
it doesnt look like he even needs to shave....yet

or

damn...what type of shaving gear is he using

thats some good shave

Gillette?

[J'Pol]

Or what about

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hiarlong_90.jpg

Hello Ladies, the names Jonno and I'm Pisces. Or does that just smell fishy

[bigboab]

Do you think he is Lamseys son, JP?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by bigboab@13 March 2004 - 21:54
Do you think he is Lamseys son, JP?
:huh:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Lamsey+13 March 2004 - 18:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 13 March 2004 - 18:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@13 March 2004 - 21:54
Do you think he is Lamseys son, JP?
:huh: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: father...

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey+13 March 2004 - 22:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 13 March 2004 - 22:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@13 March 2004 - 21:54
Do you think he is Lamseys son, JP?
:huh: [/b][/quote]
That says it all Jonno. :) I can hear the cries in Norfolk now. Daddy&#33; :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Wait a minute&#33;, I admitted to that months ago :rolleyes:
When everyone was hammering Lamsey, I said to him he should pluck the middle out, cos that&#39;s what I do :rolleyes:
They need doing actually, starting to look odd :ph34r:

No shame in that, I shave my testicals too, wet shave :)
I also use hair clippers on my chest, pubic area and legs :D

No I don&#39;t shave my pits :rolleyes: :lol:

As for the small penis coment.........Can I put that to a poll with pictoral evidence? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 March 2004 - 23:05
As for the small penis coment.........Can I put that to a poll with pictoral evidence? :lol: :lol:


That is a pole Jonno. :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by bigboab@13 March 2004 - 19:09
[QUOTE=JONNO_CELEBS,13 March 2004 - 23:05] As for the small penis coment.........Can I put that to a poll with pictoral evidence? :lol: :lol:


:huh: :(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by bigboab+13 March 2004 - 23:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 13 March 2004 - 23:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@13 March 2004 - 23:05
As for the small penis coment.........Can I put that to a poll with pictoral evidence? :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


That is a pole Jonno. :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Depends how I feel.............up and down or left to right :lol:

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 March 2004 - 18:17
Depends how I feel.............up and down or left to right :lol:

Or helicopter... :wacko:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD+13 March 2004 - 23:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 13 March 2004 - 23:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@13 March 2004 - 18:17
Depends how I feel.............up and down or left to right :lol:

Or helicopter... :wacko: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah ok :lol:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

I certainly don&#39;t intend to hold Jonno&#39;s small penis against him, but if Nikki wants to it&#39;s up to her.

[Neo 721]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@14 March 2004 - 00:37
I certainly don&#39;t intend to hold Jonno&#39;s small penis against him, but if Nikki wants to it&#39;s up to her.
that will probably disatisfy her

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Whoa whoa whoa&#33;&#33; Now boys, remember the last time you all took the piss outta my knob? I got a warning for proving you wrong :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[Neo 721]

prove it &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@13 March 2004 - 19:37
I certainly don&#39;t intend to hold Jonno&#39;s small penis against him, but if Nikki wants to it&#39;s up to her.
You know anything I say here is just going to get me into trouble... http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/footinmouth.gif

http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/blowup.gif

Oh blast I can&#39;t do it...

I&#39;d rather hold it against me...

I&#39;m not touching that, I don&#39;t know where it&#39;s been&#33;&#33;

Small... as anacondas go.

I thought you said you still measured in inches in UK?

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME NOW

http://www.cains-cottage.co.uk/smileys/shutup.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Neo 721@14 March 2004 - 00:59
prove it &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Seriously, don&#39;t tempt me :rolleyes: :D

@Nikki.......Anaconda&#39;s? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Neo 721]

thats over flattering that is

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 March 2004 - 23:50
Now boys, remember the last time you all took the piss outta my knob?
:huh: eww, was that like with a pump?