How Many Of You Guys Masturbate?

[kazaaman]

Um i have just about hit puberty and have these really strong sexual feelings and i have started to masturbate.

I just wanted to know if this is normal and will danger my health in any way

By the way i am a guy...........

[Skweeky]

:D

Hun, wank all you want, it's good for you. Prevents prostate cancer, learns you how to deal with your own sexuality. It's natural and healty so go right ahead.

*runs to the bathroom to try out the showerhead once more*


(see, I'm 20 and I have a bf but I still do it :D )


edit: I'm a girl btw :lol:

[Samurai]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 17:16
*runs to the bathroom to try out the showerhead once more*
I found out chicas did that when I was in school. Personally I like it when girls do it in front of ya ;)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by Samurai@14 March 2004 - 13:20
I found out chicas did that when I was in school. Personally I like it when girls do it in front of ya ;)
Positively shocking! :o

:lol:

Everyone does it. It's healthy, it relieves stress and tension, and it certainly keeps me a whole lot more cheerful.

[seiya_33]

so the question is are you still master of your domain
:lol: :lol: :lol:

i do man , its so relaxing , specially when your girl helps you , :smilie4:

[Wizard_Mon1]

I think it is natural to experience those feelings, whether it is good for you is, i believe, another matter.

In Taoist philosophy there say that it is bad for a man (or adolescent) to lose to much sperm. They give many reasons which i won't go into know, ask if you want to know more.

I personally would say 'everything in moderation' don't go over board just because youv'e found something new. ;)

Secondly i would say find yourself a nice young girl and experiment with her to, thats much more healthy in my opinion. :01:

[bujub22]

:01: all the time hell im doin it right now :unsure: :D

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 19:50
Secondly i would say find yourself a nice young girl and experiment with her to, thats much more healthy in my opinion. :01:
Oh fantastic, can you say teenage pregnancy? Oh, I know you are not saying they should have sex, but if a girl is giving him enough attention to make him orgasm, sex will become inevitable. No need to give a very young man both matches and gasoline, you know he is going to blow something up.

Your body is consumed with testosterone causing your mind to become a single minded monster. In nature, you would be humping everything you could, but we don't live in the wild, we exist in a society which demands a bit more responsibility. At 13/14 you should not be dating girls to screw them, you should be learning about the rather complex way in which to have a relationship. It is really not complicated at all, women just like to make you jump through hoops to prove your devotion.

When you masturbate, you satisfy this monster, if only for awhile, and you can concentrate on other matters (like homework). If you do not feed the monster, he will distract your mind 24/7. Just feed him and move on.

Spank it and have no worries. If you stop hanging with friends, pretend to be sick, and live in the closet with a box of kleenex, you might be carrying things a bit too far.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@14 March 2004 - 18:44
it certainly keeps me a whole lot more cheerful.
:D

Oh sorry, erm.....Yeah...if anyone here says they don't or hav'nt then their either of some stupid belief or their lying :)

Jonno B)

[Wizard_Mon1]

At 13/14 you should not be dating girls to screw them, you should be learning about the rather complex way in which to have a relationship. It is really not complicated at all, women just like to make you jump through hoops to prove your devotion.

No but you should be dating them an experiencing new things with them, he seemed clever enough to come here and ask so i'm sure he can be clever enough to either not have sex yet or buy a condom just in case.

Also, for you inforamtion many girls like to get to know there boyfriends before jumping into bed with them. ;)

I was just stating my opinion, he is free to take it or not. Ultimately he has to make his own decision and not base it solely on what others say. Do what you feel is right but be truthful to yourself.


Spank it and have no worries. If you stop hanging with friends, pretend to be sick, and live in the closet with a box of kleenex, you might be carrying things a bit too far.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You forgot the playboy mag.

:lol: :lol:

[Wolfmight]

Dont got too fast or too long though.
I've had times were i did it "dry-handed" and my "sausage" got burnt. (yes, burned)
I've also had times were i thought it would be cool to go a lonnng time, but i went for 35 mins and afterwards when it was all over.. it was sore all over too.

edit: all guys also post they're..uhh...weenier shape. Strait, Curved, or Abnormally different. Mines slightly bent (probably that skateboard injury I had there awhile back that left a little bit of scare tissue. I feel onto one of those outdoor stair poles.. hitting my sack.. Youch it hurt so bad.)

[4th gen]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@14 March 2004 - 18:32
Dont got too fast or too long though.
I've had times were i did it "dry-handed" and my "sausage" got burnt. (yes, burned)
I've also had times were i thought it would be cool to go a lonnng time, but i went for 35 mins and afterwards when it was all over.. it was sore all over too.
Ahem! (http://everythingelse.listings.ebay.com/Manicure-Pedicure_Hand-Cream_W0QQfromZR4QQlotrZ1QQsacategoryZ36432QQsocmdZListingItemListQQsocolumnlayoutZ3) :rolleyes:

[lynx]

Don't take any notice of those email's telling you how to enlarge your penis.

I tried it.

It worked.

Now I need longer arms. :(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

There is a thread here with some serious answer and hints, mostly from me and Yogi :lol:

But some of the girls posted stuff that will help you along while reading it :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

That was a damn good thread indeed! I learnt a few things in there :lol:

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 March 2004 - 19:36
There is a thread here with some serious answer and hints, mostly from me and Yogi :lol:

But some of the girls posted stuff that will help you along while reading it :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
erm ..... yogi hasn't posted here?

Are you talking about a whole thread devoted to how to wank.... :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did it get pinned. :lol:

[4th gen]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you talking about a whole thread devoted to how to wank.... :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did it get pinned. :lol:
It was already probably a sticky

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 19:41


Are you talking about a whole thread devoted to how to wank.... :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yup :D

http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showt...7&hl=Masturbate (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=81137&hl=Masturbate)

:D

Jonno B)

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 19:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 March 2004 - 19:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 19:41


Are you talking about a whole thread devoted to how to wank.... :blink:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Yup :D

http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showt...7&hl=Masturbate (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=81137&hl=Masturbate)

:D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
LMFAO, well i guess it makes sense as this is a file sharing board and porn takes up a large percentage of those files. :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: There you go, these young people need to be taught, they don&#39;t teach you technique at school, they just give you a condom and a cucumber :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 March 2004 - 20:27
:lol: There you go, these young people need to be taught, they don&#39;t teach you technique at school, they just give you a condom and a cucumber :lol:

Jonno B)
I never got a cucumber. :( :angry:

Maybe i was just to high to notice. :wacko: :pimp:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
:blink: Why?

We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would&#39;nt let me :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[4th gen]

My uni pals must not have been too experienced either then, they ended up putting their condoms in the hood of my top :rolleyes:

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
:blink: Why?

We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would&#39;nt let me :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m not suprised he didn&#39;t let you, student teacher relations are outlawed. :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo :huh:
:blink: Why?

We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would&#39;nt let me :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Well. to teach us how to put on a condom. Mind you, they were about 3 years too late :rolleyes:


It was completely ridiculous, they didn&#39;t want to do it at school because it was a very strict catholic school, so they sent us to something called &#39;contemplation camp&#39;
2 days in some sort of abbey with a weird hippy woman teaching us about sex, masturbation and self hypnosis. We were 17-18 at the time.

That self hypnosis thing was good though, I still use that every now and then

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 20:35

I&#39;m not suprised he didn&#39;t let you, student teacher relations are outlawed. :rolleyes:
My sex teacher was a woman :D

@Swkeeks........Why did you have a banana AND a wooden dildo?........Prepare you for any size man? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out :lol:
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess :lol: :lol:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out :lol:
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess :lol: :lol:
why waste condoms, just use a crisp packet. except salt and vinegar burn the napper.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out :lol:
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: And they wonder why we experiment :lol:

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Wanking is bad for you&#33;&#33;

It causes spinal injuries and mental diseases.

I had 2 hernia&#39;s because of it.

And i use zoloft for the post-masturbation depressions.

That previous thread was only for ironical purposes.

You are all sick beyond boundaries&#33;&#33;*


Yogi






















*And i love you for that&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

It was soooo funny. When we got to the masturbation talk the girls and the boys has to go to seperate room and when we came down again half of the boys were sitting there with a hard on :lol: :lol:

[WeeMouse]

Our school juwst got someone in to tell us sex was bad unless you were married :blink:

But my WORK actually sent us on a healthy living course and made us open up condoms and play about with them......what was really weird was that my bosses were in the room too...

*mouse thinks that was strange.....*

[Neo 721]

dare say bout once a day

[hobbes]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@14 March 2004 - 21:57
Our school juwst got someone in to tell us sex was bad unless you were married&nbsp; :blink:

But my WORK actually sent us on a healthy living course and made us open up condoms and play about with them......what was really weird was that my bosses were in the room too...

*mouse thinks that was strange.....*
Mouse,

You should have asked why you were using "miniature condoms" and when Lamsey showed up to take you to lunch, all the ladies would have looked at him in a rather admiring way. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

Why is it they never let the teachers explain to you how it all works?

They just explained the biological part of it :huh:

[Wizard_Mon1]

Got a bit exited there did you skweeks. :P :P

[Skweeky]

Yes, the thought of 17-year old boys with an erection drives me wild

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 21:15
Yes, the thought of 17-year old boys with an erection drives me wild
Lol, any plans to become a teacher? :o

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 21:11
Got a bit exited there did you skweeks. :P :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: Skweeks.....we&#39;re talking about it, you don&#39;t have to sit there wanking :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

@wizard: actually, yes :huh:

@Jonno: wanking? I don&#39;t have anything TO wank :unsure:

(well I do, but well...you know)

[Rappy]

lol th question is who doesn&#39;t

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 21:21


@Jonno: wanking? I don&#39;t have anything TO wank :unsure:

(well I do, but well...you know)
How come? You been sewn up? :blink:

Jonno B)