Should I Dump My Girlfriend?

[Cheese]

As some of you may know I sent my girlfriend to the shops about two years ago and she has yet to return with my beer and cigarettes. I feel it maybe time to move on and seek out new relationships.

Does anyone have any advice on this? How do I go about chucking a girl who seems to have completely disappeared? And will I ever see the beer or cigarettes?

[Wizard_Mon1]

You can get tesco to deliver for only a fiver... that solves the problem.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@15 March 2004 - 17:50
You can get tesco to deliver for only a fiver... that solves the problem.
Do they offer any other "services"? :blink:

[Wizard_Mon1]

Insurance. Life and car. Bargain.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@15 March 2004 - 17:52
Insurance. Life and car. Bargain.
Car insurance and Life insurance? That's just crazy talk, don't talk crazy you crazy guy.

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Wizard_Mon1]

:wacko: :sorcerer:

[j2k4]

Hmmmmmm.

She says, "You can stop waiting; the beer and cigs are long gone, and I have fallen for the organ-grinder's monkey; I shant be back anytime soon." :blink:

[DanB]

I am not the organ grinders monkey <_<



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by danb@15 March 2004 - 19:07
I am not the organ grinders monkey <_<



:lol: :lol: :lol:
No, but an organ grinding monkey&#33;

[Cheese]

Originally posted by j2k4@15 March 2004 - 18:06
Hmmmmmm.

She says, "You can stop waiting; the beer and cigs are long gone, and I have fallen for the organ-grinder&#39;s monkey; I shant be back anytime soon." :blink:
I missed a monkey? I wanna see the monkey. :blink:


edit: @Wiz: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+15 March 2004 - 20:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 15 March 2004 - 20:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@15 March 2004 - 19:07
I am not the organ grinders monkey&nbsp; <_<



:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
No, but an organ grinding monkey&#33; [/b][/quote]
<_<













:P

[bigboab]

No I dont think you should. :ph34r: It is a disgusting habit and demeaning to the person receiving your &#39;compliment&#39;. :(


:ghostface: Sorry Cheese. :o I thought that you said. &#39;Do you think I should dump on my girlfriend&#39;. :blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

Just give it a bit longer she might come back. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DarthInsinuate]

i say dump her, find a new girl - give her a GPS tracker and send her off to find your ex(current&#33;?)-girlfriend

[Cheese]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@16 March 2004 - 00:01
i say dump her, find a new girl - give her a GPS tracker and send her off to find your ex(current&#33;?)-girlfriend
I think we have the makings of a new reality TV show here... :lol:

[seiya_33]

give me her adress , i like the scraps.

[bujub22]

u get her back when she &#39;s done making my &#036;&#036;&#036;&#036;&#036; :lol: :D

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Withcheese+16 March 2004 - 01:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 16 March 2004 - 01:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@16 March 2004 - 00:01
i say dump her, find a new girl - give her a GPS tracker and send her off to find your ex(current&#33;?)-girlfriend
I think we have the makings of a new reality TV show here... :lol: [/b][/quote]
but make them cyber robotic prostitiutes.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+16 March 2004 - 01:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude &#064; 16 March 2004 - 01:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@16 March 2004 - 01:06
<!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@16 March 2004 - 00:01
i say dump her, find a new girl - give her a GPS tracker and send her off to find your ex(current&#33;?)-girlfriend
I think we have the makings of a new reality TV show here... :lol:
but make them cyber robotic prostitiutes.[/b][/quote]
Spider do you really think that Cheese is into this cyber sex thing? :rolleyes: That is a bit sad. :(

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+16 March 2004 - 00:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 16 March 2004 - 00:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@16 March 2004 - 01:06
<!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@16 March 2004 - 00:01
i say dump her, find a new girl - give her a GPS tracker and send her off to find your ex(current&#33;?)-girlfriend
I think we have the makings of a new reality TV show here... :lol:
but make them cyber robotic prostitiutes. [/b][/quote]
All we need now is those cheeky geordie twats from pop idol and that loud mouth cow from Big Brother and it&#39;s game on.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese@16 March 2004 - 01:16
All we need now is those cheeky geordie twats from pop idol
Do you mean Azzz and Neo? :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

geppers <_<

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bigboab+16 March 2004 - 00:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 16 March 2004 - 00:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@16 March 2004 - 01:16
All we need now is those cheeky geordie twats from pop idol
Do you mean Azzz and Neo? :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
No less annoying than that :lol: :lol:

[Mr. Blunt]

Originally posted by Withcheese@15 March 2004 - 10:45
As some of you may know I sent my girlfriend to the shops about two years ago and she has yet to return with my beer and cigarettes. I feel it maybe time to move on and seek out new relationships.

Does anyone have any advice on this? How do I go about chucking a girl who seems to have completely disappeared? And will I ever see the beer or cigarettes?
I thought that this was a serious topic.


However, this is the lounge. I should of knew. :P

[Energizer_God]

HELL , you should hunt her down just to get your beer and cigs or atleast the empties.......if she doesn&#39;t have either get your money worth out of her a&#036;&#036;.... Than kick her to the curb...... :lol:

[mrcall1969]

I thought Danb was your partner..or I am I just reading things wrong??

Edit:sp

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Mr. Blunt+16 March 2004 - 03:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr. Blunt @ 16 March 2004 - 03:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@15 March 2004 - 10:45
As some of you may know I sent my girlfriend to the shops about two years ago and she has yet to return with my beer and cigarettes.&nbsp; I feel it maybe time to move on and seek out new relationships.

Does anyone have any advice on this?&nbsp; How do I go about chucking a girl who seems to have completely disappeared?&nbsp; And will I ever see the beer or cigarettes?
I thought that this was a serious topic.


However, this is the lounge. I should of knew. :P [/b][/quote]
This is a serious topic... :blink:


@mrcall: Going by all your other posts I&#39;m going to go out on a limb and say you misread things, nevermind old chap. :(

[DanB]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@16 March 2004 - 05:45
I thought Danb was your partner..or I am I just reading things wrong??

Edit:sp
I don&#39;t think you could be any more wrong if you tried <_<


But for a sly little pop it works well, congratulations :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by mrcall1969@16 March 2004 - 04:45
I thought Danb was your partner..or I am I just reading things wrong??

Edit:sp
Hmmmm? There is a similarity in their preferences. :rolleyes: One does and one doesn&#39;t. :lol:

[kaiweiler]

Just hit her