Name Something Ironic

[Smith]

name something ironic, ill start off.

i once saw a no smoking sign, when i was working at a cigarette factory :lol:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@16 March 2004 - 02:38
name something ironic, ill start off.

i once saw a no smoking sign, when i was working at a cigarette factory :lol:
thats not ironic, it is common sense. where would all the profits go? up in smoke, correct.

[DirtyDan]

Here (http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/)

[kAb]

I got an oxymoron!

President Bush

[I.am]

KILLING IS WRONG!!! KILL THAT MURDERER!

[Cheese]

Getting spam email for a product that blocks spam emails.

[Evil Gemini]

windows using linux servers

i think thats ironic :unsure: or isnt it ?

[dwightfry]

My best friend stole a sign from a walmart bathroom that said "stealing is not a prank or a joke. It is a serious offense"

I wrote a phony commercial about deaths caused by lightning that was paid for by the F.E.C. (Fear Everything Corporation) I just found out that there is a company already called the F.E.C. (Farnell Electrical Components) They sell lightning protection devices.

[Neo 721]

A council official who had long campained for the drain sizes of his local town to be kept at its usual 20 inches was found dead from falling head first into a drain after dropping his keys, after coming home from work

[4th gen]

Iron? :unsure:

[dwightfry]

This is kinda nuts.

-I work at a TV station, WDAY
-I have a drug dealing janitor at work named Todd
-My friend, Haugen, gets a job at Nine Dragons (Chinese)
-Haugen's job allowes him to move out of his parent's place and into a 4plex
-Haugen works with this kid named John
-John is driving drunk with a friend of his, they cut a bus off, the friend dies in the accident
-John leaves the scene of the accident, and calls in 'sick' to work
-On that same day, Todd gets arrested for sexual misconduct with a minor
-WDAY (My work place) goes to get footage of John in cuffs walking in line with the other inmates.
-The news anchor gets there to find Todd just 3 people behind John. They had no idea Todd had even been arrested.
-John goes to jail for a very long time, Todd gets out in a couple of weeks
-Todd tries to get his job back at WDAY but fails, obviously
-Todd then gets a job AT NINE DRAGONS, WITH my friend haugen, and where JOHN used to work.
-At this time Haugen moves out of his 4plex and into an apartment.
-Haugen discusses this with Todd at work, and finds out that Todd lived in the EXACT same apartment (4plex) as Haugen did. In fact, Todd was the one who lived there immediatly before Haugen did.

:blink:

[vidcc]

there is only one monopolies commission in the Uk

[Wizard_Mon1]

Calling a club &#39;talk&#39; when no one talks in it. <_<

[RGX]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@16 March 2004 - 23:12
Calling a club &#39;talk&#39; when no one talks in it. <_<
Damn you beat me to it. :lol:

[dwightfry]

You park in driveways, and yet you drive in parkways.

[vidcc]

the ironic times (http://www.ironictimes.com/)

[Smith]

Originally posted by DirtyDan@16 March 2004 - 04:30
Here (http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/)
LOL... :unsure: