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Lamsey
03-20-2004, 10:27 PM
Toxins are being distributed around the country as we speak, slipped under our very noses by a household name we have all come to trust.

A picture of the fluid containing the potentially lethal toxin follows.


http://mercury.easternct.edu/w/wolsk/web/dasani.gif


At all costs avoid coming into contact with this dangerous substance. It is thankfully horrificly overpriced and also shite, so no bugger drinks it anyway.
Spider_dude
03-20-2004, 10:29 PM
apparently the water sold by the company coca cola has too high bromide levels and must be off the shelves within 24 hours. i was told this last night straight from the horses mouth.
bujub22
03-20-2004, 10:31 PM
:lol: :lol: u pay fo water :lol: :lol:
enoughfakefiles
03-20-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@20 March 2004 - 22:29
apparently the water sold by the company coca cola has too high bromide levels and must be off the shelves within 24 hours. i was told this last night straight from the horses mouth.
I read this in the paper today,it causes cancer or something. :(
hobbes
03-20-2004, 10:52 PM
Lamsey, be smart, drink safe!

http://www.joshuaknight.com/images/photogallery/archives/waterhose.jpg
bigboab
03-20-2004, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@20 March 2004 - 22:29
apparently the water sold by the company coca cola has too high bromide levels and must be off the shelves within 24 hours. i was told this last night straight from the horses mouth.
Too high bromide content? :ph34r: If this is the case we cant even vote them out at the next erection. :lol:
bigboab
03-20-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by hobbes@20 March 2004 - 22:52
Lamsey, be smart, drink safe!

http://www.joshuaknight.com/images/photogallery/archives/waterhose.jpg
Is this the young Job Joob? Tube Tube. :lol:
Virtualbody1234
03-21-2004, 12:01 AM
Oh my God!!! It contains dihydrogen monoxide. :fear2:
Mad Cat
03-21-2004, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by bujub22@20 March 2004 - 22:31
:lol: :lol: u pay fo water :lol: :lol:
Yes, lets all drink free water, from the sea!
benxuk
03-21-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@21 March 2004 - 00:01
Oh my God!!! It contains dihydrogen monoxide. :fear2:
and your point is













(no1 likes you :P )
Spider_dude
03-21-2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by benxuk@21 March 2004 - 01:32









(no1 likes you :P )
ditto
Illuminati
03-21-2004, 02:01 AM
Funny thing is that Dasani picked the college I go to as one of the first colleges to "first sell to" (read as "try out") the water, and it went pretty well. They gave away the water free on a few days and they were getting pretty good sales :)

Then the tap water scandal came out, and now they barely sell enough for a 12-pack a day :lol:
benxuk
03-21-2004, 05:50 AM
why don't we make "Multi-function Gullit Filter Units" or MGFU's that boil,cool and filter anything people drink?

:unsure:

why?

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i slept with mrs spiderdude
DirtyDan
03-21-2004, 05:55 AM
Did you see the ep of Bullshit! with the bottled water thing? :lol: What dumbasses, i liked watching that douche bag talk about how crisp the water tasted n' shit when he was sampling 10 bottles from the same tap
benxuk
03-21-2004, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by DirtyDan@21 March 2004 - 05:55
Did you see the ep of Bullshit! with the bottled water thing? :lol: What dumbasses, i liked watching that douche bag talk about how crisp the water tasted n' shit when he was sampling 10 bottles from the same tap
:rolleyes: i love douche bags