The Funniest Man In My Opinion Is _____________

[jazzthefunk]

Michael Boltonhttp://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/jazzthefunk/fondodosbolton.gif










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[Lamsey]

http://www.theworks-arp.com/images/i/eddie%20izzard.jpg
Eddie Izzard!

[DanB]

http://www.thisisbradford.co.uk/bradford__district/leisure/theatre/jpg/lee-evans.jpg

Lee Evans :D

[Busyman]

Originally posted by Lamsey@25 March 2004 - 16:01
http://www.theworks-arp.com/images/i/eddie%20izzard.jpg
Eddie Izzard!
:lol: :lol: :lol: <_< <_< <_<

Mine is Richard Pryor



btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Busyman@25 March 2004 - 19:11
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
He&#39;s a heterosexual transvestite. A &#39;male lesbian&#39;, as he puts it.

He&#39;s also fecking funny.

[Peerzy]

Graham norton is really funny... takes the piss ut of everything but Jon Clushaw is amazing as well (the dude out of deadringers and his new show the impressionable jon clushaw)

[DanB]

Originally posted by peerzyboy@25 March 2004 - 21:19
Graham norton is really funny... takes the piss ut of everything but Jon Clushaw is amazing as well (the dude out of deadringers and his new show the impressionable jon clushaw)
Norton is not funny, he makes me cringe <_<

I&#39;d like to make an honourable mention of Jasper Carrott too :D

[Sid Hartha]

http://www.bobanddavid.com/images/dcross_f_baby.jpg
David Cross


I have this strange feeling that I&#39;ve posted this before

[Peerzy]

Norton&#39;s funny&#33; apart from sometimes he does go to far (blasting fast shots of air up a scot&#39;s kilt and revieling his.....beast......)

[brenda]

bill bailey, looks funny & sounds funny

2 funnys for the price of 1

:D

[BigBoo]

bill baileys funny graham norons just an annoying squealy fuck, not funny

[DanB]

Yeah Brenda, I second your Bill Bailey nomination :lol: :lol:

[jazzthefunk]

Originally posted by brenda@25 March 2004 - 20:24
bill bailey, looks funny & sounds funny

2 funnys for the price of 1

:D
http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/jazzthefunk/blog_head_bot.gif

:smoke: yeah hez funny :smoke:

[Busyman]

Originally posted by Lamsey+25 March 2004 - 16:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 25 March 2004 - 16:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@25 March 2004 - 19:11
btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
He&#39;s a heterosexual transvestite. A &#39;male lesbian&#39;, as he puts it.

He&#39;s also fecking funny. [/b][/quote]
So just fucking weird then. :lol: :lol:


I&#39;ve seen him before. He&#39;s not all that imo. <_<

I also like:
Steven Wright
George Carlin
Redd Fox
Bill Cosby
Sam Kinison
Rodney Dangerfield
Chris Rock
Arsenio Hall
Eddie Murphy
Dave Chappelle
Robert Schimmel
Richard Jenni
Jerry Seinfeld
Bernie Mac
Steve Harvey
Tommy Davidson
Jim Carrey
Wanda Sykes
Chris Tucker
Bill Belamy
Faison Love
Martin Lawrence
Ellen Degenerus (her last HBO special was funny as shit)

[jazzthefunk]

Originally posted by Busyman+25 March 2004 - 20:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 25 March 2004 - 20:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@25 March 2004 - 16:01
http://www.theworks-arp.com/images/i/eddie%20izzard.jpg
Eddie Izzard&#33;
:lol: :lol: :lol: <_< <_< <_<

Mine is Richard Pryor



btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink: [/b][/quote]
I rodied for him, hez a twat&#33; :smoke:

[vidcc]

bin laden...he makes me chuckle in all those flash animations on the net, everything from wearing a bikini to sitting on the pointy end of a missile...he&#39;ll do anything for a laugh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

I think Eddie Izzard is one of my faves, also Bill Hicks (though he is kinda dead now), Chris Rock but my all time fave at the moment is Peter Kay.

[jazzthefunk]

Now these are funny&#33;

http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/jazzthefunk/krankies1.gif

:smoke:

[Busyman]

Originally posted by jazzthefunk+25 March 2004 - 16:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jazzthefunk @ 25 March 2004 - 16:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Busyman@25 March 2004 - 20:11
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@25 March 2004 - 16:01
http://www.theworks-arp.com/images/i/eddie%20izzard.jpg
Eddie Izzard&#33;
:lol: :lol: :lol: <_< <_< <_<

Mine is Richard Pryor



btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
I rodied for him, hez a twat&#33; :smoke: [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s what I originally thought. <_<

Male lesbian, what bullshit.

[DanB]

Originally posted by Busyman+25 March 2004 - 21:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 25 March 2004 - 21:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by jazzthefunk@25 March 2004 - 16:32

Originally posted by Busyman@25 March 2004 - 20:11
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@25 March 2004 - 16:01
http://www.theworks-arp.com/images/i/eddie%20izzard.jpg
Eddie Izzard&#33;
:lol: :lol: :lol: <_< <_< <_<

Mine is Richard Pryor



btw Eddie was on Real Time with Bill Maher recently
Is he gay or just fucking weird. :huh: or both :blink:
I rodied for him, hez a twat&#33; :smoke:
That&#39;s what I originally thought. <_<

Male lesbian, what bullshit. [/b][/quote]
Yup, he is a complete freak <_<

The Krankies wtf?? they used to scare me as a kid :rolleyes: :lol:

[internet.news]

Most of the funniest people I&#39;ve come across are members of the lounge. Apart from them it&#39;s gotta be Tom Green :D

http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/freddygotfingered410x300.jpg

[brenda]

Originally posted by Withcheese@25 March 2004 - 20:35
I think Eddie Izzard is one of my faves, also Bill Hicks (though he is kinda dead now), Chris Rock but my all time fave at the moment is Peter Kay.
yes....yes....yes....and again yes....

Phoenix Nights is inspired insanity

[DanB]

I musnt forget Ricky Gervais, the best as David Brent :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://osrin.netfirms.com/osrin/randompics/david_brent.jpg

Words of Wisdom (http://osrin.netfirms.com/osrin/randompics/david_brent.htm)

[BigBoo]

i saw a womans name somehere.

theres no such thing as a female comedian

[Neo 721]

http://www.comedynet.demon.co.uk/images/Edinb/photos/ELTON.JPG
Ben Elton

[Sid Hartha]

Originally posted by BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 21:02
i saw a womans name somehere.

theres no such thing as a female comedian
You must be Jerry Lewis then.

[brenda]

Originally posted by BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 21:02
i saw a womans name somehere.

theres no such thing as a female comedian
Shazia Mirza @ the Edinburgh festival v-funny indeed

although you are linguistically correct as a female comic is a comedienne

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.comedycv.co.uk/billbailey/2003-january-bill-bailey.jpg

Bill Bailey

http://www.prisma-online.de/image/8e/mmnet_c0d7b094518e.jpeg

Bill Murray

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by brenda+25 March 2004 - 21:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 25 March 2004 - 21:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 21:02
i saw a womans name somehere.

theres no such thing as a female comedian
Shazia Mirza @ the Edinburgh festival v-funny indeed

although you are linguistically correct as a female comic is a comedienne [/b][/quote]
who? not one of those femenists who arent actually ffunny to anyone except lesbnians? (no offencelesbianns)




and... motherboard did it ;) :lol:

[Skweeky]

Youp Van t&#39; Hek (http://www.youp.nl/) (sorry, link is in Dutch :( )

[brenda]

Originally posted by BigBoo+25 March 2004 - 22:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigBoo @ 25 March 2004 - 22:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brenda@25 March 2004 - 21:56
<!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 21:02
i saw a womans name somehere.

theres no such thing as a female comedian
Shazia Mirza @ the Edinburgh festival v-funny indeed

although you are linguistically correct as a female comic is a comedienne
who? not one of those femenists who arent actually ffunny to anyone except lesbnians? (no offencelesbianns)




and... motherboard did it ;) :lol: [/b][/quote]
nope....not a feminist.....a muslim who takes the piss out of orthodox Islam.....she&#39;s loved and hated in equal amounts :D

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Skweeky@26 March 2004 - 00:11
Youp Van t&#39; Hek (http://www.youp.nl/) (sorry, link is in Dutch :( )
Hans Teeuwen (http://www.xs4all.nl/~dxls/OldDxls.com/Fun/HansTeeuwenHome.htm) , Youp is sooo passe&#33;&#33; At least for the hip people........... :P


Yogi

[BigBoo]

everybody. bill baileyss in bllack books on 4 now.

[Skweeky]

Don&#39;t care, I still love his conferences and texts.

I took the liberty to translate one of his texts. It&#39;s not a funny text but this is more or less why I like Youp. It isn&#39;t exactly a good translation but at least the non Dutch people here will be able to understand what I mean.

Their arms are pointing at the sky
At the 8 ‘o clock news you see the earth burning
The newspaper starts to sting in your hands
But do you put that fire out with a sigh?

The picture of that dying child
Is yelling at us for 6 pages long
Our lips are forming ‘damn it’
But the curse is taken with the wind

Who knows what we have to do?
Do we talk or do we fight?
What’s the lesser harm here?
Or do we just send them some cash?

Their arms are pointing at the sky

At the border there is a long row of strangers
We call them uprooted; what a beautiful word
Millions of terrified people are fleeing
The sky is a red glow
Because of mortars and granates
No more houses, just streets
The earth is drenched with blood

Where are the houses and the school?
There where they taught history
But no one ever learnt...
The diseases are lingering in the gutter

Their arms are pointing at the skies

There they are with their clubs and swastikas
Standing ominous before the shelters
Scaring frightened wretches away
Their schools aren’t burned down?

They can jam the lessons in their heads
And the pictures of the jews and the camps
I thought something happened there once?

But stupidity doesn’t learn a lot
What is going on in those shaved heads?
And who knows how to stop them?
Is Hitler going to be an icon again?
Millions of people are fleeing
And can we still turn the tide?
My grandson will have to learn it from the books

And we...we are pointing at the sky


Original title :De armen wijzen naar de lucht
Music: Ton Scherpenzeel
Text: Youp van &#39;t Hek

Source: www.youp.nl

[jetje]

Skweeky, you probably better had translated Flappie... :lol:

[brenda]

Originally posted by BigBoo@25 March 2004 - 22:54
everybody. bill baileyss in bllack books on 4 now.
christ &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; thank-you Bigboo I nearly missed it AGAIN

:o

[J'Pol]

Stand-up = Peter Kay is an absolute Scream

Actor = Ricky Gervais

These are my current favourites, however all time I have actually cried with laughter at Billy Connolly. I have also done that with Peter Kay, but not as much

[Skweeky]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I actually don&#39;t think many people would find it funny though. I think Youps humour is really Dutch. Most Belgians I know don&#39;t understand half of his texts :lol:

I once watched a Youp van t&#39; Hek marathon on tv. 8 hours of Youp, non stop :ph34r:


Ach, ga toch carnaval vieren

[BigBoo]

i cried at the bolton hall one. kind of embarrssing

[Busyman]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@25 March 2004 - 19:11
Stand-up = Peter Kay is an absolute Scream

Actor = Ricky Gervais

These are my current favourites, however all time I have actually cried with laughter at Billy Connolly. I have also done that with Peter Kay, but not as much
Billy Conolly..well that&#39;s another Brit that I&#39;m familiar with. I actually liked him though (versus this Eddie Izzard freak).

[Busyman]

Originally posted by Skweeky@25 March 2004 - 19:01
Their arms are pointing at the sky
At the 8 ‘o clock news you see the earth burning
The newspaper starts to sting in your hands
But do you put that fire out with a sigh?

The picture of that dying child
Is yelling at us for 6 pages long
Our lips are forming ‘damn it’
But the curse is taken with the wind

Who knows what we have to do?
Do we talk or do we fight?
What’s the lesser harm here?
Or do we just send them some cash?

Their arms are pointing at the sky

At the border there is a long row of strangers
We call them uprooted; what a beautiful word
Millions of terrified people are fleeing
The sky is a red glow
Because of mortars and granates
No more houses, just streets
The earth is drenched with blood

Where are the houses and the school?
There where they taught history
But no one ever learnt...
The diseases are lingering in the gutter

Their arms are pointing at the skies

There they are with their clubs and swastikas
Standing ominous before the shelters
Scaring frightened wretches away
Their schools aren’t burned down?

They can jam the lessons in their heads
And the pictures of the jews and the camps
I thought something happened there once?

But stupidity doesn’t learn a lot
What is going on in those shaved heads?
And who knows how to stop them?
Is Hitler going to be an icon again?
Millions of people are fleeing
And can we still turn the tide?
My grandson will have to learn it from the books

And we...we are pointing at the sky
:x :x :x <_< <_< <_< :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

[Skweeky]

Yes busyman, yet another contributing reply. Thank you :rolleyes:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by BigBoo@26 March 2004 - 00:12
i cried at the bolton hall one. kind of embarrssing
I did too, funny as feck. I have watched it a few times and I still laugh out loud. He is a rare talent, the best of his generation.

[bigboab]

Of the modern bunch I think I would opt for Peter Kay.

[Aaron_T]

Toon Army&#33;&#33;&#33;

[jazzthefunk]

Originally posted by Azzz@25 March 2004 - 23:54
Toon Army&#33;&#33;&#33;
toon army azzzzzzz? how can they collectivly be a man? :blink:

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[Busyman]

Originally posted by Skweeky@25 March 2004 - 19:26
Yes busyman, yet another contributing reply. Thank you :rolleyes:
Ya know me Skweeks. Just doin&#39; ma share ta help out. <_<