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shoutman
03-26-2004, 02:44 AM
Hey,
now people keep tellin me there is a way that ure supposed to "eat pussy", i personaly think im good at it but i could just be thinking arrogantly so i want the ladies of this board to exactly explain the best way to make a girl have an orgasm through oral sex.

bujub22
03-26-2004, 02:53 AM
jus don't stop till she pushs away ,cuz she can't take it anymore :D :D

then give it to her :01:

then when yah done suck nipples B) this drives my girl wild :D :smilie4:

I.am
03-26-2004, 04:14 AM
dude that kids fuc*#d up??

shoutman
03-26-2004, 04:45 AM
r u saying we dont have any chicks on our board??

h1
03-26-2004, 04:52 AM
Google "cannilingus."

hobbes
03-26-2004, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by haxor41789@26 March 2004 - 05:52
Google "cannilingus."
You mean "cunnilingus"

Who cares until they make it not smell like a sweaty gym mat. I ain't going there, at least my penis is shiny and clean, with a splash of cologne.

james_bond_rulez
03-26-2004, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by bujub22@25 March 2004 - 17:53
jus don't stop till she pushs away ,cuz she can't take it anymore :D :D

then give it to her :01:

then when yah done suck nipples B) this drives my girl wild :D :smilie4:
omg u stole my move :o

:P :P :P

except I tie my gurl up so she can't move and watch her immerse in an agony of pleasure....muahhhahahahha :devil:

h1
03-26-2004, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by hobbes+26 March 2004 - 00:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 26 March 2004 - 00:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-haxor41789@26 March 2004 - 05:52
Google "cannilingus."
You mean "cunnilingus"

Who cares until they make it not smell like a sweaty gym mat. I ain&#39;t going there, at least my penis is shiny and clean, with a splash of cologne. [/b][/quote]
:lol: You&#39;re right. :P

And cologne? :blink:

I.am
03-26-2004, 06:30 AM
Why r u surprised haxor?

who ever said hobbes does normal things. He has always been exclusive and classy&#33; :lol:

Busyman
03-26-2004, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by haxor41789+26 March 2004 - 01:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (haxor41789 @ 26 March 2004 - 01:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@26 March 2004 - 00:01
<!--QuoteBegin-haxor41789@26 March 2004 - 05:52
Google "cannilingus."
You mean "cunnilingus"

Who cares until they make it not smell like a sweaty gym mat. I ain&#39;t going there, at least my penis is shiny and clean, with a splash of cologne.
:lol: You&#39;re right. :P

And cologne? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Uhhh....the password is:


Burning Balls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:


If you don&#39;t hobbes, someone else will. ;)

shoutman
03-26-2004, 08:54 AM
lol u dudes are fucking weird

100%
03-26-2004, 09:19 AM
Queef?

destroyerofevil
03-27-2004, 05:30 AM
Originally posted by destroyerofevil@27 March 2004 - 13:28
[QUOTE]Queef :blink: :huh:


Queef? :blink: :huh:

hobbes
03-27-2004, 05:34 AM
Queef=rapid release of air from the vagina, mimicking a fart.

hobbes
03-27-2004, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by Busyman+26 March 2004 - 07:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 26 March 2004 - 07:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by haxor41789@26 March 2004 - 01:20

Originally posted by hobbes@26 March 2004 - 00:01
<!--QuoteBegin-haxor41789@26 March 2004 - 05:52
Google "cannilingus."
You mean "cunnilingus"

Who cares until they make it not smell like a sweaty gym mat. I ain&#39;t going there, at least my penis is shiny and clean, with a splash of cologne.
:lol: You&#39;re right. :P

And cologne? :blink:
Uhhh....the password is:


Burning Balls&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:


If you don&#39;t hobbes, someone else will. ;) [/b][/quote]
Actually Busy, I am an afficiondo of said activity, I just have to keep up a tough front for my homies here in the lounge.

Let&#39;s keep this on the low down. :lol:

destroyerofevil
03-27-2004, 05:42 AM
Omg u guys r pervs lol :D

vidcc
03-27-2004, 05:43 AM
Yet again i am dissapointed...when i saw the title "how to eat pussy" i was hoping it might have the recipe for unlucky fried kitten :angry: :angry: :D

brotherdoobie
03-27-2004, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by hobbes+26 March 2004 - 00:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 26 March 2004 - 00:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-haxor41789@26 March 2004 - 05:52
Google "cannilingus."
You mean "cunnilingus"

Who cares until they make it not smell like a sweaty gym mat. I ain&#39;t going there, at least my penis is shiny and clean, with a splash of cologne. [/b][/quote]
Hobbes where have you been eating?

Peace brotherdoobie

shoutman
03-27-2004, 06:21 AM
i seriously thought we had females on this board? i guess i was wrong.

bigboab
03-27-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by hobbes@26 March 2004 - 05:01
You mean "cunnilingus"


I hate that Cunninglingus. :ph34r: They keep putting the cost of the flights to Dublin up. :)

DanB
03-27-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by bigboab+27 March 2004 - 15:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 27 March 2004 - 15:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@26 March 2004 - 05:01
You mean "cunnilingus"


I hate that Cunninglingus. :ph34r: They keep putting the cost of the flights to Dublin up. :) [/b][/quote]
Thats Air Lingus :rolleyes:

lynx
03-27-2004, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by danb+27 March 2004 - 13:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 27 March 2004 - 13:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bigboab@27 March 2004 - 15:43
<!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@26 March 2004 - 05:01
You mean "cunnilingus"


I hate that Cunninglingus. :ph34r: They keep putting the cost of the flights to Dublin up. :)
Thats Air Lingus :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
&#39;Air Lingus?

I prefer shaved. :P

100%
03-27-2004, 03:13 PM
How To Eat Pussy

Remember - It is impolite to play with your Food

Biggles
03-27-2004, 04:21 PM
:blink:

Eat seems rather severe.

Won&#39;t most of the girls want it back after you have finished with it? :ph34r:

MUSLEMAN
03-27-2004, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Biggles@27 March 2004 - 12:21
:blink:

Eat seems rather severe.

Won&#39;t most of the girls want it back after you have finished with it? :ph34r:
lol not if you do it right :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gripper
03-27-2004, 06:08 PM
:D Cunning linguist,just sit and talk about it,that&#39;s what I thought oral sex was&#33;&#33;&#33; :P :P :P :P :helpsmile:

bujub22
03-27-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by shoutman@27 March 2004 - 02:21
i seriously thought we had females on this board? i guess i was wrong.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

sex_kittin1900
10-02-2005, 03:24 AM
well i am a girl :01: :01: and when my man eats me out i do reach the point where i cant take it :cry: and he just hold my legs and goes till i cum compleatly :D

suprafreak6
10-02-2005, 03:37 AM
did shoutman get banned because of this thread? lol
stupid d00d making threads about pussies

Wolfmight
10-02-2005, 04:06 AM
did shoutman get banned because of this thread? lol
stupid d00d making threads about pussies
Probably, cause this post is not really for "ALL AGES". The government doesn't want "humans" under 18 to have legal sex, because the hormones would cause a "BABY BOOM" in population.(other counties don't mind as much, so they have huge pops..ehhh)

Anyways, Vagina+Mouth= :shutup: :shutup: :shutup: < damn that's an accurate depiction

Samurai
10-02-2005, 04:38 AM
Ye Olde Thread Resurrection 2005. Coming to a post near you!

ziggyjuarez
10-02-2005, 04:55 AM
Posting only to be apart of history.

twisterX
10-02-2005, 05:48 AM
Posting only to be apart of history.
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

muchspl3
10-02-2005, 06:47 AM
tongue the alphabet

muchspl3
10-02-2005, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by Biggles@27 March 2004 - 12:21
:blink:

Eat seems rather severe.

Won't most of the girls want it back after you have finished with it? :ph34r:
lol not if you do it right :lol: :lol: :lol:
whoa MM

this has to be old...