A Thank You To Women

[100%]

I would just like to say

Thank You

To all the women in this world
to all those I have met
those I will meet
and
those I will never meet

I apologize for the disgraceful behaviour of your male counterparts.
it is part of our nature
As a male it is sometimes necessary to quote
"everything I say will be held against me..."
it is only out of self defense.

Once again I say

Thank You

for your way
your beauty
your everything

I Forgive You


Z

[Marius24]

sorry to spam but........ :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

[bigboab]

There is a song there somewhere. :lol:

[DanB]

I'll hum it and you can sing it BB ;)

[bigboab]

After 3 or do you want to do it now? :lol:

[DanB]

Let me finish my brekkie first :P


Think there's football on afetr 3 :unsure:

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 April 2004 - 11:17
I Forgive You


Z
:o You forgive us

:angry: Bah humbug Z

:rolleyes: You beg and grovel and I might just forgive you for this sarky arsed post.











http://www.ukforums.org.uk/html/emoticons/lmao.gif

[Jackstermj]

Oi Goddess....we need to teach these men a lesson...don't ya think??
They are slowly getting it right..just we need to be more demanding....they should bow to us...grovel at our feet, things like that :D

[*goddess*]

:lol: You're right Jacks.

;) this thread started of very promising but I think the whole idea was the kicker of forgiving us at the end.

:rolleyes: Silly Z coulda had us panting cept for that one line. :lol:

[Jackstermj]

I think..I could be wrong...but the Z could represent his name?? :D
Can only hope anyway..bloody cheek if not :01:

[*goddess*]

:01: Oi wake up woman!!

:rolleyes: course Z represents his name.

;) The line I was referring to was the forgiveness bit.

B) Do I have to throw water on you to wake you up properly???? :lol:

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

*FC walks in scratching his balls and picking his nose.*

[*goddess*]

:blink: I guess that's better than picking your balls and scratching your nose... or is it??? :lol:

[WOX]

;) ummmmmmmmmm some girls doesn't deserve forgiveness but i still need to thank a lady that has helped me a lot.

[100%]

Man, thats the last time im gonna get emotional

*farts and leaves the room

[jazzthefunk]

yeah cheers :smoke: http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/jazzthefunk/Marigirl.jpg :blink: :D

[WOX]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 April 2004 - 19:13
Man, thats the last time im gonna get emotional

*farts and leaves the room
yeah girls don't apreciate anything. ;)

[Nightwolf]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 April 2004 - 06:17
As a male it is sometimes necessary to quote
"everything I say will be held against me..."


TITS


hmmmm.... didn't work.

[jazzthefunk]

Originally posted by WOX+4 April 2004 - 20:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (WOX @ 4 April 2004 - 20:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@4 April 2004 - 19:13
Man, thats the last time im gonna get emotional

*farts and leaves the room
yeah girls don&#39;t apreciate anything. ;) [/b][/quote]
i disagree :smoke:

[bigboab]

Could I offer all four sides in this dispute a peace offering. I am sure the three peace offerings will cover all. :rolleyes: http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/beer.gif http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/wine.gif http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/flowers.gif

[RGX]

Originally posted by Nightwolf+4 April 2004 - 22:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nightwolf @ 4 April 2004 - 22:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@4 April 2004 - 06:17
As a male it is sometimes necessary to quote
"everything I say will be held against me..."


TITS


hmmmm.... didn&#39;t work. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[WOX]

Originally posted by jazzthefunk+4 April 2004 - 22:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jazzthefunk @ 4 April 2004 - 22:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by WOX@4 April 2004 - 20:53
<!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@4 April 2004 - 19:13
Man, thats the last time im gonna get emotional

*farts and leaves the room
yeah girls don&#39;t apreciate anything. ;)
i disagree :smoke: [/b][/quote]
why you dissagre is there a special reason ;)

[shn]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 April 2004 - 05:17
I would just like to say

Thank You

To all the women in this world
to all those I have met
those I will meet
and
those I will never meet

I apologize for the disgraceful behaviour of your male counterparts.
it is part of our nature
As a male it is sometimes necessary to quote
"everything I say will be held against me..."
it is only out of self defense.

Once again I say

Thank You

for your way
your beauty
your everything

I Forgive You


Z
Sure.

What&#39;s the catch? :sneaky1:

[100%]

Avoid suspicion if someone is being generous


for once

[shn]

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She thanks you for your generosity...................now how about a hot date. :w00t:

[100%]

My moma will be proud

her eyes show her inner beauty

[*goddess*]

http://www.ukforums.org.uk/html/emoticons/doh.gifI&#39;m sorry if you really were sincere Z, I saw this and just assumed you were being sarcastic.

;) You may let me know at you&#39;re leisure what my punishment is to be. :lol:

[100%]

1.Man is sincere
2.Woman becomes suspicious
3.Man becomes angry
4.Woman becomes submissive

WTF?

[*goddess*]

;) You&#39;re not supposed to be able to understand us........ just follow our lead. :lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by *goddess*@5 April 2004 - 07:18
;) You&#39;re not supposed to be able to understand us........ just follow our lead.&nbsp; :lol:
DANGER&#33;&#33; DANGER&#33;&#33;



Ah, women.

I love &#39;em all, but worship only one. :)

Some (Many? Most? Well, a LOT, in any case) men just don&#39;t realize that, if you are nice to women, they&#39;ll be nice to you.

Even the bitchy ones. ;)

[shn]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@5 April 2004 - 05:13
1.Man is sincere
2.Woman becomes suspicious
3.Man becomes angry
4.Woman becomes submissive

WTF?
Strange is it not? Anyway, Zedaxax the women are just all lined up to go out with you. Don&#39;t make them wait. :x

http://www.student.smsu.edu/i/idn303s/images/up-women-00036.jpg

http://www.student.smsu.edu/i/idn303s/images/up-women-00034.jpg

http://www.student.smsu.edu/i/idn303s/images/up-women-00015.jpg

http://www.student.smsu.edu/i/idn303s/images/up-men-00039.jpg

http://www.student.smsu.edu/i/idn303s/images/up-men-00037.jpg

http://hogwild.net/images/hog/hog-running-bra.jpg

http://members.toast.net/Steverini/Ugly-things/uglydog.jpg

They just love a guy that&#39;s considerate. :w00t:

j/k your cool :)

[100%]

Thank you for your kind offer
but
are they loving and understanding

furthermore

are they as* Rich as they look - ie-*filthy?

[shn]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@6 April 2004 - 03:25
Thank you for your kind offer
but
are they loving and understanding

furthermore

are they as* Rich as they look - ie-*filthy?
http://www.student.smsu.edu/i/idn303s/images/up-men-00039.jpg

Who knows? I see bling bling potential with that one though ^ :lol:

[100%]

I was immediatly attracted by the glitter on the tender fingers

but dont know if i can handle being seen in town together
with someone with such a Strong Contour Line

Aura?

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by j2k4+5 April 2004 - 14:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 5 April 2004 - 14:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@5 April 2004 - 07:18
;) You&#39;re not supposed to be able to understand us........ just follow our lead. :lol:
DANGER&#33;&#33; DANGER&#33;&#33;



Ah, women.

I love &#39;em all, but worship only one. :)

Some (Many? Most? Well, a LOT, in any case) men just don&#39;t realize that, if you are nice to women, they&#39;ll be nice to you.

Even the bitchy ones. ;) [/b][/quote]
:o So now I&#39;m a bitch????










:cry1:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by *goddess*+6 April 2004 - 08:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*goddess* @ 6 April 2004 - 08:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by j2k4@5 April 2004 - 14:20
<!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@5 April 2004 - 07:18
;) You&#39;re not supposed to be able to understand us........ just follow our lead. :lol:
DANGER&#33;&#33; DANGER&#33;&#33;



Ah, women.

I love &#39;em all, but worship only one. :)

Some (Many? Most? Well, a LOT, in any case) men just don&#39;t realize that, if you are nice to women, they&#39;ll be nice to you.

Even the bitchy ones. ;)
:o So now I&#39;m a bitch????










:cry1: [/b][/quote]
No, ma&#39;am.

Just a generic observation on the fairer sex.

I&#39;d have to know you better to tell, but even if you were, that wouldn&#39;t necessarily warrant my disdain.

I actually like bitchy women, as long as their "bitchiness" isn&#39;t just for it&#39;s own sake, if you know what I mean. ;)

I can be pretty exacting, myself. :lol:

[*goddess*]

;) No worries J2.

:rolleyes: I&#39;ve been told I sometimes come across as just a lil bit bitchy/sarky :lol:

:) It&#39;s just my twisted sense of humour or bad phrasing..... I&#39;m a pussycat really. :lol:

[j2k4]

Really?

I am rampant chauvanism masquerading as a teddy bear.

BTW-was it skweeky who said (in another thread) that women were the superior debators?

It&#39;s like anything else, I think:

Summar-summarnt.

[*goddess*]

;) Are you questioning whether I come across as a bitch or if I&#39;m really a pussycat?? :lol: :blink:


:smilie4: How fascinating, masquerading as a teddy bear huh? Very sneaky, and very impressive.

:) I often read up in here, tho haven&#39;t posted a lot and will keep an even closer eye on you now.

:D Yes, it was Skweeky who made that claim, I don&#39;t claim to be superior at anything let alone debating. :rolleyes:

[j2k4]

To be fair, I should clarify and qualify:

I welcome women into any arena in which they demonstrate genuine (not government-legislated), ability, I don&#39;t care if it is the armed forces, but realize there must be standards of performance.

I would never let a woman shoo me out of the kitchen, after all.

Call it "Informed Chauvanism". :D

BTW, *goddess*-

You really ought to post more often, we&#39;re desperately short of Aussies. ;)

[AussieSheila]

:o j2k4 ... Goddess is my sister ... you may want to rethink that invitation.

:lol:

[*goddess*]

http://www.ukforums.org.uk/html/emoticons/doh.gifNow, you&#39;ve gone and done it.

;) I thought I was done for with J2 lagging me in as an Aussie now you&#39;ve tarred me with your brush I&#39;s a dead woman. :lol:

:lol: Informed Chauvanism huh??

;) Sad fact is, I pretty much leave any brains I may have &#39;at the door&#39; I come on here only for light banter and plenny of shite-dribbling. I have to desire to enter into debates, just have a bit of a giggle.

[j2k4]

Lagging you? :huh:

No way&#33;

I&#39;ve had some good times with the contingent from "down under".

Some of my favorite musicians are from "down under".

I&#39;m over the top for "down under" as a rule. ;)

:)

[AussieSheila]

:o Oh, j2k4&#33; I found the cover to a CD for that particular singer in my cupboard, I didn&#39;t realise I had it. Now if only I could find the CD.

:01:

Goddess ... I thought you were going to bed hours ago? :blink:

[*goddess*]

;) J2 I don&#39;t know that I&#39;m part of any &#39;contingent from down under&#39; tho of course I am from same continent. :lol: :blink:

:ph34r: I thought I&#39;d gone hours ago too.


:o Where am I...... how did I sleepwalk the one step from my bed to the puter and switch it on and dribble this rubbish without waking up????? :helpsmile:

:lol: Night night again. :rolleyes: :lol:

[AussieSheila]

:lol: Nite brat&#33;

[j2k4]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@6 April 2004 - 12:00
:o Oh, j2k4&#33; I found the cover to a CD for that particular singer in my cupboard, I didn&#39;t realise I had it. Now if only I could find the CD.

:01:

Goddess ... I thought you were going to bed hours ago? :blink:
Which particular singer? :huh:

[AussieSheila]

:lol: Sorry, I confuse myself sometimes (a lot&#33;). Dave Hole.

:)