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Skweeky
04-06-2004, 10:46 AM
You know when you sometimes think of something and it really annoys you but it's not important enough to start a thread about? Well, I made a thread just for that :D
And also because I just wanted to say this:

I was reading through that 'A thank you to women' thread earlier and I noticed how quickly women actually feel attacked by a random remark. Why can't we just accept the fact that men and women simply are different.
Ok, so men are better at football and driving a car. So what? Their physics and brains simply are more fit for it. Women are better at debating, sewing, doing several things at the same time just because their brain is more fit for those things.
I also think it laughable when one of those so called feminists jumps up when someone points out women are better than men at doing the housework(for example). Why is that such an insult? We only take offence in it because over the centuries men have acted like it is something dishonourable.
The mere fact of acknowledging that is about as anti-feministic as anyone can get <_<
I just think that instead of trying to be the same we should just start accepting who we are.



Works the same for racism actually. It&#39;s ok to make fun of white people but when you make a joke about a coloured person all of a sudden it&#39;s racist. Where&#39;s the sense in that? I thought we all wanted to be the same?

Adster
04-06-2004, 10:49 AM
so what does W.I.F.E stand for???

washing
Ironing
Food
Entertainment

what do you call a lazy female ???

a hard working male :lol:

sorry had to get that in :lol:

4th gen
04-06-2004, 10:49 AM
Who let you out of the kitchen, Skweeks? :rolleyes:

Skweeky
04-06-2004, 10:50 AM
I can&#39;t get in anymore noob, the dishes are blocking the door :lol:

Adster
04-06-2004, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@6 April 2004 - 20:50
I can&#39;t get in anymore noob, the dishes are blocking the door :lol:
:lol: :lol:

bigboab
04-06-2004, 11:00 AM
I agree Squeeky. Now lets start a fight with our pet hates etc: :ph34r:


I think that they should banish invalid stickers on cars. Some people who have them dont deserve them. Some people think because they have them that the law of parking etc does not apply to them. Some people think it allows them to drive at less than 25 miles per hour, causing havoc on the roads. They come away with statements like&#39; That speed was good enough in my day&#39;. Of course it bloody was, only about one in ten had a car in &#39;their day&#39;. Jeez, if they made the aisles in supermarkets wider they would want to take their cars inside to do the shopping. :ph34r:

Before the &#39;do gooders&#39; come rushing in. What did they do 50 years ago. I dont mind assisting the disabled, but I think, like racism, things have gone too far. My next subject is the electric invalid car. :ph34r: I will stop for now and let Cheese in with a whine. :(



Cheese and Whine. That was an unconcious one. :lol: :lol:

Mad Cat
04-06-2004, 11:06 AM
Benefits for disabled people. Just thought of this reading bigboabs thread.

Recently some blind people complained that they wanted their guide dogs on an aeroplane with them. This is obviously not nice at all for a dog, but fair enough I think.
Then they want the airline to lose money and give them free seats for their dog. Its debatable, but in the end fair enough.
Then they want the airlines to provide trained dog handler cabin members, that can give the dog food and water in a bowl they can&#39;t spill. I know they are disabled, but this is not fair on anyone.
It&#39;ll go further too.

100%
04-06-2004, 11:12 AM
Spill My Guts

Yeah
i want more money
hate slow inneficient people
need more sun and heat in life
less work
less TAX
Cheaper Cigarettes
More wild sex
more beaches (yes that sandy thing)
Free good Dinners

thats it for now
need a coffee

DarthInsinuate
04-06-2004, 12:10 PM
being PC against racism is going too far - once at school i got called to the headmaster&#39;s office because some kid got beaten up by someone he described as tall, asian, and wearing school uniform. Being the only one in school who was tall and asian, i was the prime suspect. I was introduced to the little runt who took one look and said "no not that sort of asian".

*goddess*
04-06-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@6 April 2004 - 10:46
You know when you sometimes think of something and it really annoys you but it&#39;s not important enough to start a thread about? Well, I made a thread just for that :D
And also because I just wanted to say this:

I was reading through that &#39;A thank you to women&#39; thread earlier and I noticed how quickly women actually feel attacked by a random remark. Why can&#39;t we just accept the fact that men and women simply are different.
Ok, so men are better at football and driving a car. So what? Their physics and brains simply are more fit for it. Women are better at debating, sewing, doing several things at the same time just because their brain is more fit for those things.
I also think it laughable when one of those so called feminists jumps up when someone points out women are better than men at doing the housework(for example). Why is that such an insult? We only take offence in it because over the centuries men have acted like it is something dishonourable.
The mere fact of acknowledging that is about as anti-feministic as anyone can get <_<
I just think that instead of trying to be the same we should just start accepting who we are.



Works the same for racism actually. It&#39;s ok to make fun of white people but when you make a joke about a coloured person all of a sudden it&#39;s racist. Where&#39;s the sense in that? I thought we all wanted to be the same?
:blink: I don&#39;t understand your point at all Skweeky.

I don&#39;t see any mention of men and women being different or housework??

:) Yes, I took it as a sarky post and then did a beautiful (with a 2.9 degree of difficulty) backflip when I realised Z was being sincere.

:frusty: Why did I assume it was sarky?? Cos I&#39;m older and way more cynical than you I guess.

Skweeky
04-06-2004, 05:13 PM
*sigh*

It was just something that sprang to my mind whilst reading that thread, made me think of another thread about the same subject a while ago etc...

I just mean that I think by denying the difference between men and women is about as sexist as you can get. (see twisted reasoning above :lol:)

*goddess*
04-06-2004, 05:38 PM
:unsure: I have no idea about some thread that you read a while ago. So still don&#39;t understand the point you were making.

;) You do seem to be making some sweeping generalisations, I for one have never denied men and women are different, and I certainly would never claim to understand men at all.

:) I&#39;ll assume then, that you weren&#39;t referring to me when you made that remark about someone being sexist.

j2k4
04-06-2004, 05:55 PM
I&#39;d just like to render a tip o&#39; the hat to skweeky for having the gumption to state there is, indeed, a difference. :)

Actually, I must also note I don&#39;t see a lot of radical feminism on display here; there seems to exist a more reality-based attitude in KLF. ;)

Skweeky
04-06-2004, 06:17 PM
No goddess I was not talking about you. I was making a general observation.

IT&#39;S JUST AN IDEA

I&#39;m not saying it&#39;s true, as I said, it&#39;s something that sprang to my mind while I was reading Zedaxaxs thread. It has nothing to do with you.
It doesn&#39;t even really have something to do with the board.

Gemby!
04-07-2004, 11:43 PM
oo i got one - there is this girl who is in a wheelchair at our school and everyone tries to be nice to her but she gets really rude to everyone and runs ova our toes :(


And another thing - people who always think they are right - wheneva i say something im always wrong even if i know im rite &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; dam them &#33;&#33; oh wait does that mean im one of them people ? :huh: anyway

i dont like people who think they are better than you - cos no one is beta than me :P j/k

and that dumb police guy at our school - does fuck all and tells me off for swearing at a pack of cards cos i was losing <_<

and there is this guy who goes out with one of my mates and cos he aint the prettiest guy this is hif first gf. well he seems to think now that he can get anyone he likes and is starting to tell other boys that they need a gal. if u dont get this story - dont panick- i dont even think it makes that much sense.

oh and whats with people who you hang out with snogging all the time ? i mean i invited you ova cos your a nice person - not to see you play face fighters - the game where u see who can choke who first &#33;

and i got plenty more to complain about but im gonna stop :P :01:

bigboab
04-07-2004, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@7 April 2004 - 23:43
there is this guy who goes out with one of my mates and cos he aint the prettiest guy this is hif first gf. well he seems to think now that he can get anyone he likes
Do you know Scribbs is still online. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

shn
04-07-2004, 11:59 PM
Some women just like to be someone else&#39;s Bitch. I personally don&#39;t. :)

Gemby!
04-08-2004, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by bigboab+7 April 2004 - 23:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 7 April 2004 - 23:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@7 April 2004 - 23:43
there is this guy who goes out with one of my mates and cos he aint the prettiest guy this is hif first gf. well he seems to think now that he can get anyone he likes
Do you know Scribbs is still online. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
i dont mean scribbs.....honest :)

however he might actually know who im chatting about :P

Aaron_T
04-08-2004, 12:38 AM
:rolleyes:

gungrave
04-08-2004, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by Adster@6 April 2004 - 10:49
so what does W.I.F.E stand for???

washing
Ironing
Food
Entertainment

what do you call a lazy female ???

a hard working male :lol:

sorry had to get that in :lol:
:lol: nice one

so if a lazy female is a hard working male whats a lazy male then? :unsure:

lynx
04-08-2004, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by Adster@6 April 2004 - 10:49
so what does W.I.F.E stand for???

washing
Ironing
Food
Entertainment

what do you call a lazy female ???

a hard working male :lol:

sorry had to get that in :lol:
Food? :rolleyes:

Gemby!
04-08-2004, 11:37 AM
someone say food ? :)

Gemby!
04-08-2004, 09:18 PM
oo i know - people who drop call can be dam irritating esp. if i dont have a clue who they are &#33;&#33; cos they aint gonna get me to call them back if i dont know who it is <_<

and boys who only stare at your boobs <_< i mean they can at least just stare once - surely thats enough &#33;&#33;

RGX
04-08-2004, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@8 April 2004 - 21:18
oo i know - people who drop call can be dam irritating esp. if i dont have a clue who they are &#33;&#33; cos they aint gonna get me to call them back if i dont know who it is <_<

and boys who only stare at your boobs <_< i mean they can at least just stare once - surely thats enough &#33;&#33;
Its never enough. ;)

Gemby!
04-08-2004, 10:17 PM
it&#39;s comforting to know men only want you for your boobs &#33; and other stuff ...

Proper Bo
04-08-2004, 10:18 PM
I once killed a man

bigboab
04-08-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@8 April 2004 - 22:18
I once killed a man
Aye and you are shouting to try and kill another one. :(

Neo 721
04-08-2004, 10:22 PM
I once killed a cat :D (with a blow torch by accident..... ok so it was kinda by accident)

DWk
04-08-2004, 10:24 PM
Spill my gust? Ok here it goes....

I don&#39;t like telling my secrets :rolleyes:

Neo 721
04-08-2004, 10:27 PM
A confessions thread..... thats cool.

bigboab
04-08-2004, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Neo 721@8 April 2004 - 22:22
I once killed a cat :D (with a blow torch by accident..... ok so it was kinda by accident)
If saw a cat with a blow torch I would kill it too. These animals are not trained to use blow torches.

Gemby!
04-08-2004, 10:54 PM
a dog once humped my leg and i wasnt wearing trousers - it was a dress

and the dog was cute too :( well not so cute afta the humping ....

Neo 721
04-08-2004, 11:04 PM
Bet you wont be wearing white to your wedding. ;)

Gemby!
04-08-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Neo 721@8 April 2004 - 23:04
Bet you wont be wearing white to your wedding. ;)
:lol: :lol:

what will ma mama say &#33; :rolleyes:

brenda
04-09-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@6 April 2004 - 11:00
I agree Squeeky. Now lets start a fight with our pet hates etc: :ph34r:
mother & baby parking spaces : you chose to have the baby why should you get special privilages for reproducing???

boyfriends who sware tat they would never cheat on you because they have to much respect to do that, they promise that if ever anyone else comes alone they will talk it though and end the relationship before starting another : then they go shag someone behind your back

Gemby!
04-09-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by brenda+9 April 2004 - 20:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 9 April 2004 - 20:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@6 April 2004 - 11:00
I agree Squeeky. Now lets start a fight with our pet hates etc: :ph34r:
mother & baby parking spaces : you chose to have the baby why should you get special privilages for reproducing???

boyfriends who sware tat they would never cheat on you because they have to much respect to do that, they promise that if ever anyone else comes alone they will talk it though and end the relationship before starting another : then they go shag someone behind your back [/b][/quote]
men &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

one of my b/f has cheated on me :( and im only 16 &#33;&#33;&#33;

Proper Bo
04-09-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@9 April 2004 - 21:33

one of my b/f has cheated on me :( and im only 16 &#33;&#33;&#33;
One of them? How many do you have?&#33; :P

brenda
04-09-2004, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;+9 April 2004 - 20:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 9 April 2004 - 20:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brenda@9 April 2004 - 20:29
<!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@6 April 2004 - 11:00
I agree Squeeky. Now lets start a fight with our pet hates etc: :ph34r:
mother & baby parking spaces : you chose to have the baby why should you get special privilages for reproducing???

boyfriends who sware tat they would never cheat on you because they have to much respect to do that, they promise that if ever anyone else comes alone they will talk it though and end the relationship before starting another : then they go shag someone behind your back
men &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

one of my b/f has cheated on me :( and im only 16 &#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
i don&#39;t think i&#39;ve ever been out with one who hasn&#39;t &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

but there are good people out there and i&#39;m not saying that all men are that bad......just 99% or them :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gemby!
04-09-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee+9 April 2004 - 20:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo, I tell thee @ 9 April 2004 - 20:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@9 April 2004 - 21:33

one of my b/f has cheated on me :( and im only 16 &#33;&#33;&#33;
One of them? How many do you have?&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: not THAT many just 5 or so :P j/k

@ brenda- where do you find these "good guys" :unsure:

brenda
04-09-2004, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@9 April 2004 - 20:38

@ brenda- where do you find these "good guys" :unsure:
I do know some but they are all taken, thats how i know they exist, but i can&#39;t find one for me anywhere :(

Gemby!
04-09-2004, 08:44 PM
dam - thought i found someone who knew there &#33;&#33;

i actually think i found a gud guy :D and i think he likes me too :D ... shame i dont know wether i like him or not ;)

DWk
04-09-2004, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by brenda@9 April 2004 - 13:36
but there are good people out there and i&#39;m not saying that all men are that bad......just 99% or them
Pfew&#33;&#33;

Glad I&#39;m part of the 1%? :rolleyes:

brenda
04-09-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@9 April 2004 - 20:44
dam - thought i found someone who knew there &#33;&#33;

i actually think i found a gud guy :D and i think he likes me too :D ... shame i dont know wether i like him or not ;)
go for it girl..... if it dosn&#39;t work out...... no worries :D you could end up best mates

djweiser
04-09-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by brenda+9 April 2004 - 21:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 9 April 2004 - 21:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@9 April 2004 - 20:44
dam - thought i found someone who knew there &#33;&#33;

i actually think i found a gud guy :D and i think he likes me too&nbsp; :D ... shame i dont know wether i like him or not&nbsp; ;)
go for it girl..... if it dosn&#39;t work out...... no worries :D you could end up best mates [/b][/quote]
Go for it, you have nothing to lose ;)

BigBoo
04-09-2004, 09:38 PM
stop using the :lol: when you aint lauging

brenda
04-09-2004, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by DWk+9 April 2004 - 21:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DWk @ 9 April 2004 - 21:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brenda@9 April 2004 - 13:36
but there are good people out there and i&#39;m not saying that all men are that bad......just 99% or them
Pfew&#33;&#33;

Glad I&#39;m part of the 1%? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
DWK I&#39;m glad for your too :D

you can join the 1% club they are few and far between

aoyv73
04-09-2004, 09:41 PM
worst thing in life is bitch x wife

brenda
04-09-2004, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by BigBoo@9 April 2004 - 21:38
stop using the :lol: when you aint lauging
how do you know i&#39;m not laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: lol: :lol: :lol:

DWk
04-09-2004, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by brenda+9 April 2004 - 14:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 9 April 2004 - 14:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by DWk@9 April 2004 - 21:12
<!--QuoteBegin-brenda@9 April 2004 - 13:36
but there are good people out there and i&#39;m not saying that all men are that bad......just 99% or them
Pfew&#33;&#33;

Glad I&#39;m part of the 1%? :rolleyes:
DWK I&#39;m glad for your too :D

you can join the 1% club they are few and far between [/b][/quote]
Why thank you :)

brenda
04-09-2004, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by DWk+9 April 2004 - 21:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DWk @ 9 April 2004 - 21:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brenda@9 April 2004 - 14:40

Originally posted by DWk@9 April 2004 - 21:12
<!--QuoteBegin-brenda@9 April 2004 - 13:36
but there are good people out there and i&#39;m not saying that all men are that bad......just 99% or them
Pfew&#33;&#33;

Glad I&#39;m part of the 1%? :rolleyes:
DWK I&#39;m glad for your too :D

you can join the 1% club they are few and far between
Why thank you :) [/b][/quote]
you&#39;re welcome :) have a virtual pint on me :beerchug: :beerchug:

DWk
04-09-2004, 09:52 PM
Bacardi Silver on the way :rolleyes:

brenda
04-09-2004, 09:56 PM
mmmmm that sounds nice, what is bacardi silver we dont get that round here?

DWk
04-09-2004, 10:02 PM
It&#39;s a citric-rum pre-made drink that was recently introduced over here :o

I love it :rolleyes: :D

djweiser
04-09-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by DWk@9 April 2004 - 22:02
It&#39;s a citric-rum pre-made drink that was recently introduced over here :o

I love it :rolleyes: :D
Yeh, prefere budweiser though :P

DWk
04-09-2004, 10:08 PM
They can&#39;t be compared....it&#39;s not beer ;)

brenda
04-09-2004, 10:11 PM
i normally drink red wine or vodka but bacadi silver sounds delish
:drool:

DWk
04-09-2004, 10:13 PM
Ever tried Mike&#39;s Hard Lemonade?

brenda
04-09-2004, 10:14 PM
nope.....never heard of Mike&#39;s hard lemonade......... is it hard?

DWk
04-09-2004, 10:24 PM
Lol nah. It&#39;s just a drink that is kinda similar :o

Just asked to see if I could make a comparison :D

I guess those drinks are just made here or something :blink: