If Zombies Take Over The World

[Cheese]

If the events that transpire in DOTD happened and the world was overrun with flesheating zombies what would you do?

Assuming you survive, do you have any ideas as to what you would do to carry on? Would you make your way to the nearest mall and barricade yourself in? Do you have a better plan? Does your city/town have somewhere that you think would make a great safe-place?

All ideas please post here, keep it serious though because I am genuinely concerned. :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

well i take it u saw dawn of the dead - aint seen in - plan to sneak in and do so though :P

well personally i would eat junk food till i died of a heart attack - i mean if i didnt do that then the zombies would eat me or something - so i might aswell enjoy my life to the full !

[bigboab]

You would not notice any difference here. :) This is where they recruited extras for Deliverance. :lol:

[uNz[i]]

hmmm... If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em... so I'd probably paint myself zombie grey and learn to enjoy the taste of braaaaiiiiins...

[Gemby!]

you could eat sweets that look like brains :D then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by gemby!@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains :D then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains
what are u on :huh:


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN :lol:

[Gemby!]

but what if they decided " hey im done with this limp ova and eat brains stuff" and just pulled out an AK-47 on you !!! and some nike trainers to go with that AK-47 !!!!

[silent VI]

stack up one of my uncels seining boats with weapons food and beutiful woman and 1 or 2 friends then proced to an island with a very very small population kill teh zombies and begin a new world on the island with the beutiful woman

[Gemby!]

what if the zombies were thinking exactly the sam dam thing too !! and they got on a boat with some beautiful zombie women and some brains ans stuff then they bumped into you !!!

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Azzz+7 April 2004 - 23:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 7 April 2004 - 23:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains :D then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains
what are u on :huh:


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN :lol: [/b][/quote]
Like there are lots of AK-47s lying around the streets of Newcastle. :blink:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese+7 April 2004 - 23:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 7 April 2004 - 23:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:10
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains :D then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains
what are u on :huh:


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN :lol:
Like there are lots of AK-47s lying around the streets of Newcastle. :blink: [/b][/quote]
like zombies are gonna take over the world :blink:




:lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Azzz+7 April 2004 - 23:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 7 April 2004 - 23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@7 April 2004 - 23:19

Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:10
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains :D then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains
what are u on :huh:


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN :lol:
Like there are lots of AK-47s lying around the streets of Newcastle. :blink:
like zombies are gonna take over the world :blink:




:lol: [/b][/quote]
Why would they make so many films about it if it wasn&#39;t going to happen one day, eh? :blink:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese+7 April 2004 - 23:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 7 April 2004 - 23:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:21

Originally posted by Withcheese@7 April 2004 - 23:19

Originally posted by Azzz@7 April 2004 - 23:10
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@7 April 2004 - 23:02
you could eat sweets that look like brains :D then you could be a fake zombie eating fake brains
what are u on :huh:


nah i would grab an AK-47 AND START SHOOTIN :lol:
Like there are lots of AK-47s lying around the streets of Newcastle. :blink:
like zombies are gonna take over the world :blink:




:lol:
Why would they make so many films about it if it wasn&#39;t going to happen one day, eh? :blink: [/b][/quote]
:o oh my god, im starting plans on an underground bunker now&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :o

stockin up on the AK&#39;s :lol: :P

[Smith]

ide kill em all or die trying,

ide have lots of random sex(with females of course, i know someones waiting for me not 2 say females haha very fucking funny, i hate u all...............................................im sorry i didnt mean that, andwho) ide go to lambourgini dealerships and ram them into poles to.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@7 April 2004 - 23:41
ide kill em all or die trying,

ide have lots of random sex(with females of course, i know someones waiting for me not 2 say females haha very fucking funny, i hate u all...............................................im sorry i didnt mean that, andwho) ide go to lambourgini dealerships and ram them into poles to.
:huh: wtf?

[clocker]

By coincidence, I was in the ParkMeadows mall just this afternoon.

Zombies are already among us...

[Samurai]

Well aren&#39;t I glad I have military experience :D You f*ckers can all die :lol: I&#39;m looking after myself.

At least we&#39;ll all get a day off work eh :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@7 April 2004 - 23:41
ide kill em all or die trying,

ide have lots of random sex(with females of course, i know someones waiting for me not 2 say females haha very fucking funny, i hate u all...............................................im sorry i didnt mean that, andwho) ide go to lambourgini dealerships and ram them into poles to.
I didn&#39;t quite understand what you said there, you&#39;re going to have sex with zombie women but not the men zombies? :blink:

edit: Make sure you use the condom in your av I hear those zombies are rife with disease. ;)

[MagicNakor]

Now, as odd as it sounds, I&#39;ve actually had this conversation with a group of friends. Apparently fear of zombies isn&#39;t uncommon, at least in my circle.... However, there are parameters that need to be defined before such a question can be answered. There&#39;s an actual term for these, but I can&#39;t remember what it is right now. ;)

1) Every fresh corpse will turn into a zombie.
2) If you are bitten or scratched by a zombie, you will turn into a zombie as well.
3) Bullets will not kill zombies. The only thing that will kill a zombie is decapitation, or fire. However, fire takes a very long time to kill a zombie.
4) Zombies will search out the living, and attempt to feast on the blood-rich organs (brains, heart, liver).
5) You cannot hide from a zombie, as they are able to sense the living&#39;s body heat.
6) Zombies will swarm.

In actuality, defined by this principle, we&#39;d be doomed. You&#39;d really only be postponing the inevitable trying to take out all the zombies.

:ninja:

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@8 April 2004 - 00:15
stack up one of my uncels seining boats with weapons food and beutiful woman and 1 or 2 friends then proced to an island with a very very small population kill teh zombies and begin a new world on the island with the beutiful woman
I suggest you take more than one woman to start a population otherwise you&#39;ll have a Deliverance community in a few decades :lol:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by MagicNakor@8 April 2004 - 08:43
Now, as odd as it sounds, I&#39;ve actually had this conversation with a group of friends. Apparently fear of zombies isn&#39;t uncommon, at least in my circle.... However, there are parameters that need to be defined before such a question can be answered. There&#39;s an actual term for these, but I can&#39;t remember what it is right now. ;)

1) Every fresh corpse will turn into a zombie.
2) If you are bitten or scratched by a zombie, you will turn into a zombie as well.
3) Bullets will not kill zombies. The only thing that will kill a zombie is decapitation, or fire. However, fire takes a very long time to kill a zombie.
4) Zombies will search out the living, and attempt to feast on the blood-rich organs (brains, heart, liver).
5) You cannot hide from a zombie, as they are able to sense the living&#39;s body heat.
6) Zombies will swarm.

In actuality, defined by this principle, we&#39;d be doomed. You&#39;d really only be postponing the inevitable trying to take out all the zombies.

:ninja:
in that case im definatly running for the sweet shop :D

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 April 2004 - 07:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 April 2004 - 07:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheCanuk@7 April 2004 - 23:41
ide kill em all or die trying,

ide have lots of random sex(with females of course, i know someones waiting for me not 2 say females haha very fucking funny, i hate u all...............................................im sorry i didnt mean that, andwho) ide go to lambourgini dealerships and ram them into poles to.
I didn&#39;t quite understand what you said there, you&#39;re going to have sex with zombie women but not the men zombies? :blink:

edit: Make sure you use the condom in your av I hear those zombies are rife with disease. ;) [/b][/quote]
:lol:

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by MagicNakor@8 April 2004 - 08:43
The only thing that will kill a zombie is decapitation
in that case, i&#39;d forge myself a sword and spend a day studying Kill Bill, The Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars: Episode 1 and 2. Then i&#39;d go looking for zombies to make more dead than they are.

i don&#39;t really see what the problem with zombies are, they move so slowly, couldn&#39;t I just run (or jog) away? Oh wait, i just thought, i&#39;m wearing high heels.

[Gemby!]

watch crouching tiger hidden dragon too - that does sword stuff :D

[Marius24]

make sure the dvd player is portable so you can watch the film while jogging away :lol:

[MagicNakor]

You could run away, yes. But (for example) let&#39;s say my household is the only non-zombie household in my village. That&#39;d be 3 people against 3,500. Despite all our best efforts to run away, it&#39;s unlikely we&#39;d make it very far.

:ninja:

[Gemby!]

but zombies woddle dont they ? so us running folk have an advantake :D

shame i barely run - too much effort :rolleyes:

[Peerzy]

If i was Hudiene (that magix guy) i woud disapear :ph34r:

If i was david blane i would bore them all to total death. :lol:

Depends if you mean new DOTD zombies as in fast moving fuckers, or old DOTD where they walk about as fast as a rat with no legs.

If it was new DOTD i would go to a mall something like that yeah and just shoot from the root till there all dead(er). If its olf DOTD i would get a chainsaw and something like a hotrod and put my Carmageddon skills to good use :lol:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by peerzyboy@8 April 2004 - 13:33
If i was Hudiene (that magix guy) i woud disapear :ph34r:

If i was david blane i would bore them all to total death. :lol:

Depends if you mean new DOTD zombies as in fast moving fuckers, or old DOTD where they walk about as fast as a rat with no legs.

If it was new DOTD i would go to a mall something like that yeah and just shoot from the root till there all dead(er). If its olf DOTD i would get a chainsaw and something like a hotrod and put my Carmageddon skills to good use :lol:
if u were david blane youo could sit in a glass box for a while then they throw food at you- eventually your g/f would come out and throw food back - and thats when they eat her instead of you &#33; :)

[- Nightmare -]

I would assemble a team of fighters and go on a killing spree of zombies. My weapons of choice would be two custom made guns (probably AK&#39;s) and a silver sword. B)

The team I form would be unstoppable. :01:

[DWk]

Originally posted by MagicNakor@8 April 2004 - 06:07
You could run away, yes. But (for example) let&#39;s say my household is the only non-zombie household in my village. That&#39;d be 3 people against 3,500. Despite all our best efforts to run away, it&#39;s unlikely we&#39;d make it very far.

:ninja:
There&#39;s a strategy for this situation:
Bottleneck.

Either this or go high :)

[Canti]

Close to my place there is a 5 storey brick building. This building has a fenced off loading area, windows with thick iron sills, chicken wire embedded in the glass and bars over the windows. It is fronted with a large metal door. This is my zombie defence headquarters.

I have a few camping friends who love to hunt. They will be my lieutenants. They are able to eat practically anything, and if they do not move they can blend into any surrounding... Plus they can bring their own guns which is a bonus. Oh and they live close, so I can roust em up in the event of trouble.

There is a supermarket very close to my place, and I live in an artsy fart area, so if we had to dispose of anyone who had the same plan as we did then it wouldnt be too hard.

We could raid the mall for video games,
My work is close by so we might still have internet access
And I think id dress up in baseball umpire gear (Not for the protection value, but rather that stylish mask)

But thats off the top of my head.... It&#39;s not like ive thought about this before
Ever...

Honest&#33;

[DanB]

Originally posted by peerzyboy@8 April 2004 - 14:33
If it was new DOTD i would go to a mall something like that yeah and just shoot from the root till there all dead(er). If its olf DOTD i would get a chainsaw and something like a hotrod and put my Carmageddon skills to good use :lol:
You&#39;re going to drown them in semen? :o

[bujub22]

im taken over the local grocery store first
then im goin to my boy&#39;s house to rack up on some guns
then im goin zombie huntin

:lol: :lol: :lol:


or someone goin to kill me for goin mad&#33;? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Phyltre]

You&#39;re all forgetting something.

You&#39;d still lose, because you&#39;ve got to die sometime.
Then it&#39;s Zombie Nation for you.

[Canti]

Originally posted by Phyltre@8 April 2004 - 15:37
You&#39;re all forgetting something.

You&#39;d still lose, because you&#39;ve got to die sometime.
Then it&#39;s Zombie Nation for you.
There is an unspoken agreement between us whereby if any one of us gets zombified the others are obligated to do a headshot.

The last guy alive....
Well obviously he&#39;s on his own...

[Cheese]

Originally posted by DWk+8 April 2004 - 14:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DWk @ 8 April 2004 - 14:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MagicNakor@8 April 2004 - 06:07
You could run away, yes. But (for example) let&#39;s say my household is the only non-zombie household in my village. That&#39;d be 3 people against 3,500. Despite all our best efforts to run away, it&#39;s unlikely we&#39;d make it very far.

:ninja:
There&#39;s a strategy for this situation:
Bottleneck.

Either this or go high :) [/b][/quote]
Obviously a village would be a bad place to get stuck in, but a city like mine has ample good places to hole up.

For instance my home city has a number of forts, once cleared of zombies and fortified would make an ideal residence. There is even a fortifacated building on an island in our Plymouth Sound.

[Expire]

:ghostface: go rob a nuke from the goverment, or ask one of sadams mates to lend me one, then blow the world up...........FUCK IT&#33;

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Expire@8 April 2004 - 20:13
:ghostface: go rob a nuke from the goverment, or ask one of sadams mates to lend me one, then blow the world up...........FUCK IT&#33;
You been watching too much of Beneath The Planet Of The Apes. :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+8 April 2004 - 17:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 8 April 2004 - 17:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Expire@8 April 2004 - 20:13
:ghostface: go rob a nuke from the goverment, or ask one of sadams mates to lend me one, then blow the world up...........FUCK IT&#33;
You been watching too much of Beneath The Planet Of The Apes. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: yah that last choice right there&#33;

tell them to start handing out guns be the first , who ever ain&#39;t a zombie get&#39;s a gun ;)

[toco004]

i would&#39;t go down with out a fight.
ill get the gun scarface had and go at punk. :gunsmile:

[blunt_on_tour]

I think probably your best bet would be to peg it to the nearest island you could find, with as many beautiful women as you could carry, and start trying to repopulate the planet. I&#39;ve never noticed any zombies that could swim in those movies, so unless there&#39;s a freak accident that equips them all with armbands right before the end of the world, I think you should be safe. :D

[Snee]

Eat brain :ph34r:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by blunt_on_tour@12 April 2004 - 16:56
I think probably your best bet would be to peg it to the nearest island you could find, with as many beautiful women as you could carry, and start trying to repopulate the planet. I&#39;ve never noticed any zombies that could swim in those movies, so unless there&#39;s a freak accident that equips them all with armbands right before the end of the world, I think you should be safe. :D
There was one zombie movie that I watched and the zombies could swim (sort of) and I remember in the film a zombie had a fight with a shark. Classic :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by Withcheese+12 April 2004 - 17:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 12 April 2004 - 17:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-blunt_on_tour@12 April 2004 - 16:56
I think probably your best bet would be to peg it to the nearest island you could find, with as many beautiful women as you could carry, and start trying to repopulate the planet.&nbsp; I&#39;ve never noticed any zombies that could swim in those movies, so unless there&#39;s a freak accident that equips them all with armbands right before the end of the world, I think you should be safe. :D
There was one zombie movie that I watched and the zombies could swim (sort of) and I remember in the film a zombie had a fight with a shark. Classic :01: [/b][/quote]
I remember that did`nt the shark bite his arm off first. :blink:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+12 April 2004 - 13:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 12 April 2004 - 13:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-blunt_on_tour@12 April 2004 - 16:56
I think probably your best bet would be to peg it to the nearest island you could find, with as many beautiful women as you could carry, and start trying to repopulate the planet.&nbsp; I&#39;ve never noticed any zombies that could swim in those movies, so unless there&#39;s a freak accident that equips them all with armbands right before the end of the world, I think you should be safe. :D
There was one zombie movie that I watched and the zombies could swim (sort of) and I remember in the film a zombie had a fight with a shark. Classic :01: [/b][/quote]
what movie is this??

[Dr Spaulding]

Well i&#39;ve never seen zombies swim, but you never know...i mean, have you seen Alien Resurrection? Swimming Aliens&#33;? WTF&#33;? :angry:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bujub22+12 April 2004 - 17:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 12 April 2004 - 17:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@12 April 2004 - 13:59
<!--QuoteBegin-blunt_on_tour@12 April 2004 - 16:56
I think probably your best bet would be to peg it to the nearest island you could find, with as many beautiful women as you could carry, and start trying to repopulate the planet. I&#39;ve never noticed any zombies that could swim in those movies, so unless there&#39;s a freak accident that equips them all with armbands right before the end of the world, I think you should be safe. :D
There was one zombie movie that I watched and the zombies could swim (sort of) and I remember in the film a zombie had a fight with a shark. Classic :01:
what movie is this?? [/b][/quote]
Zombie Flesheaters? :blink:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+12 April 2004 - 14:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 12 April 2004 - 14:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@12 April 2004 - 17:05

Originally posted by Withcheese@12 April 2004 - 13:59
<!--QuoteBegin-blunt_on_tour@12 April 2004 - 16:56
I think probably your best bet would be to peg it to the nearest island you could find, with as many beautiful women as you could carry, and start trying to repopulate the planet. I&#39;ve never noticed any zombies that could swim in those movies, so unless there&#39;s a freak accident that equips them all with armbands right before the end of the world, I think you should be safe. :D
There was one zombie movie that I watched and the zombies could swim (sort of) and I remember in the film a zombie had a fight with a shark. Classic :01:
what movie is this??
Zombie Flesheaters? :blink: [/b][/quote]
:o i dl that a week ago stilll have nt watched it yet maybe i should now? ;)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Dr Spaulding@12 April 2004 - 14:08
Well i&#39;ve never seen zombies swim, but you never know...i mean, have you seen Alien Resurrection? Swimming Aliens&#33;? WTF&#33;? :angry:
pirates of the carribean ;) not zombies kinda of :blink:

[Dr Spaulding]

About the zombie vs shark scene:

http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0080057/board/nest/2508904

[Cheese]

Originally posted by bujub22+12 April 2004 - 17:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 12 April 2004 - 17:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dr Spaulding@12 April 2004 - 14:08
Well i&#39;ve never seen zombies swim, but you never know...i mean, have you seen Alien Resurrection? Swimming Aliens&#33;? WTF&#33;?&nbsp; :angry:
pirates of the carribean ;) not zombies kinda of :blink: [/b][/quote]
And that Jesus dude, he came back from the dead and walked across water if I remember my Bible classes correctly.

[100%]

If Zombies Take Over The World, What will you do?

Quit my job
and
focus on more crucial matters

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+12 April 2004 - 14:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 12 April 2004 - 14:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@12 April 2004 - 17:10
<!--QuoteBegin-Dr Spaulding@12 April 2004 - 14:08
Well i&#39;ve never seen zombies swim, but you never know...i mean, have you seen Alien Resurrection? Swimming Aliens&#33;? WTF&#33;? :angry:
pirates of the carribean ;) not zombies kinda of :blink:
And that Jesus dude, he came back from the dead and walked across water if I remember my Bible classes correctly. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: yes and i believe spawn is a zombie with the best zombie powers&#33; :lol:

[Canti]

Originally posted by Withcheese@12 April 2004 - 13:14
And that Jesus dude, he came back from the dead and walked across water if I remember my Bible classes correctly.
I think he walked on water first, cuz after he got raised he was like, "Screw this im outta here&#33;" And peeps been waitin for him to come back ever since...