Movies That Are Completyly Crap

[original_nuttahx]

I thought id steal your idea but list some of the worst movies.....

April Fools
Scooby Doo 1 (dare to think they made another 1)
Anita & Me
Plants Of Apes remake

[Wallace_Askew]

anything with Julia Roberts ;)

[Formula1]

2 fast 2 furious compared to part 1 for now ,

[chalice]

The Matrix Trilogy.

Nah. I actually think The Matrix is passable.

Titanic is the shittiest film of all time. And its got nine oscars to prove it. Or is it eleven?

[lee551]

air bud
kazaam!
:lol:

[Peerzy]

Shaving ryans Privates
Good Will Humping
Cable Guy
Anger Management
Nightmare On Elm Street 3
Nightmare On Elm Street 2
Sphere

[bujub22]

house of the dead :angry: crappy's movie ever!

[Aaron_T]

The House On The Left- fuckin weird and shitty movie :lol:

[Cheese]

Plants Of Apes remake

This film had me pmsl, Mark Wahlberg just spends the whole film like being on a planet of apes is more of a minor inconvience than anything else, like getting a flat on your way to the shops. Very strange. :lol:

[Adster]

I noticed a few of you guys named movies that YOU think is crap liek Titanic ect

anyway hers some that ARE crap

Crossroads
Jaws 4 worst movie ever!!!!!!!
Superman 3 and 4
Batman Forever
You Got Serverd
Vanillia Sky
Freddy Got Fingered (god taht was so bad!!)

[Cheese]

Lord of the Rings sucked for me, not enough giant ninja robots in it, my version of ROTK would have been much better.

Also I believe The New Avengers to be one of the worst films of all time, either that or sh*tfest that was 3 Men and a Little Lady...

[unreal_dude]

Originally posted by bujub22@9 April 2004 - 05:59
house of the dead :angry: crappy's movie ever!
i fully agree !

[fatality]

gigli <_< <_<
paycheck- the trailer was so amazin but wen u really watch the movie its so boring.... :angry: :angry:

[Manny Roscoe]

Right now, all that comes to mind when I hear "shitty movies" is Waking Life.

Ugh....that movie sucked ass......

[Fasty]

50 First Dates has got to be up there. And for the record, I didn&#39;t pay to see it.

[BigBank_Hank]

Pearl Harbor has to be one of the worst movies ever. It is the worst film that I&#39;ve ever paid to see at the theater. I have never been so bored in the theater in my life as when I went to see this. I can even remember counting the little lights that run along side the isle was more entertaining than the film itself.

[Formula1]

Originally posted by fatality@9 April 2004 - 07:23
gigli <_< <_<
paycheck- the trailer was so amazin but wen u really watch the movie its so boring.... :angry: :angry:
most John Woo movies are just plain boring , just like Mission Imppossible 2 :(

[- Nightmare -]

Street Fighter ---&#62; One of the most sickening video game-to-movie films. Jean Claude Van Dam as Guile? What the hell?

House of the Dead ---&#62; Probably in the top five or ten worst movies ever conceived/created.

Batman & Robin ---&#62; What the hell were they thinking? The only thing I found to be interesting and attractive in this movie was Uma Thurman. :)

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I&#39;ll add any I may have missed. Those were the only ones I could recall of the top of my head.

[Fasty]

Almost forgot, Hollow Man.

[Adster]

Originally posted by Formula1+10 April 2004 - 02:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Formula1 @ 10 April 2004 - 02:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fatality@9 April 2004 - 07:23
gigli&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; <_<
paycheck- the trailer was so amazin but wen u really watch the movie its so boring.... :angry:&nbsp; :angry:
most John Woo movies are just plain boring , just like Mission Imppossible 2 :( [/b][/quote]
Hey&#33;

face off was a great movie

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by chalice@8 April 2004 - 15:37
The Matrix Trilogy.

Nah. I actually think The Matrix is passable.

Titanic is the shittiest film of all time. And its got nine oscars to prove it. Or is it eleven?
i concurr (shit, i actually used that word for once :lol: )

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@9 April 2004 - 08:03
Pearl Harbor has to be one of the worst movies ever. It is the worst film that I&#39;ve ever paid to see at the theater. I have never been so bored in the theater in my life as when I went to see this. I can even remember counting the little lights that run along side the isle was more entertaining than the film itself.
i disagree, watching paint dry is far more exciting than counting the number of lights running down the aisle :) try it, u might like it B)

[Falconetti]

Originally posted by lee551@8 April 2004 - 19:06
air bud
kazaam&#33;
:lol:
Kazza? Damn that was a great movie..... :lol:

[Manny Roscoe]

Kazaa:The Movie :D

[pusher]

I agree that Pearl Harbor sucked.
Movies that sucked (in my opinion) are: 28 Days Later (I don&#39;t care what you say, it sucked), Any movie starring DMX, Cold Creek Manor, and The Life of David Gale. :)

[ziggyjuarez]

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST - nothing even blew up in that movie

[leeferdude]

Originally posted by Adster@9 April 2004 - 05:57
I noticed a few of you guys named movies that YOU think is crap liek Titanic ect&nbsp;

anyway hers some that ARE crap

Crossroads
Jaws 4 worst movie ever&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Superman 3 and 4
Batman Forever
You Got Serverd
Vanillia Sky
Freddy Got Fingered (god taht was so bad&#33;&#33;)
I agree on all of those but which Crossroads do you speak of? The Britney one? If so...then yeah that movie blew

[leeferdude]

and yes, Face Off was a great movie, with one of the greatest villians, Castor Troy

[TClite]

jason x, dont see how sphere and saving private ryan has been nominated for worst movies ever

[BigBank_Hank]

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@10 April 2004 - 21:10
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST - nothing even blew up in that movie
Just wait until the sequel comes out. Jesus comes back to get the Romans with a machine gun and rocket launcher <_<

[uNz[i]]

Lost In Space. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/yucky.gif

[Chewie]

Yep, Scoobie Doo was atrocious :shit: ; they&#39;re on to a winner with the sequel because there&#39;s absolutely no way it can be worse than the first.

An honourable mention has to go to Out For A Kill starring Steve Segal. The first 10 minutes is badly acted, awfully scripted and appallingly directed. Then it goes downhill.

[hi_what_is_up!]

Kill Bill seris. Gayest fuckin storyline and just plain stupid.
Hellboy.
Many more but I can&#39;t think of right now.

[3RA1N1AC]

Originally posted by hi_what_is_up&#33;@14 April 2004 - 02:30
Kill Bill seris. Gayest fuckin storyline and just plain stupid.
put the crackpipe down and slowly step away with your hands in the air.

[Celerystalksme]

My mums home porn video series...very disturbing :o :huh:

Laters
Cely :music1:

[rewski54]

Get Carter, Daylight, Judge Dread, Demolition Man and most of Sly&#39;s other movies.

[hi_what_is_up!]

Originally posted by 3RA1N1AC+14 April 2004 - 08:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3RA1N1AC @ 14 April 2004 - 08:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hi_what_is_up&#33;@14 April 2004 - 02:30
Kill Bill seris.&nbsp; Gayest fuckin storyline and just plain stupid.
put the crackpipe down and slowly step away with your hands in the air. [/b][/quote]
LOL...I was just trying to get someone to do that. I haven&#39;t really seen it so I don&#39;t know if I like it or not I just think that it looks gay.

[Manny Roscoe]

Originally posted by hi_what_is_up&#33;@14 April 2004 - 06:30
Kill Bill series. Gayest fuckin storyline and just plain stupid.

Riiiight. I&#39;ll pretend you didnt say that.....

[DeanO]

I thought Kill Bill was pretty dumb my self too
Dare Devil was pathetic also
The Ring was the most over rated piece of shit ever
Resident Evil Started good...then fell well below the "Soil in the Room and leave" level
Hellboy looks crap (I cant stand Marvel Action comic type remake things)

The Matrix series just got pathetic and really dissapointed me....When watching the Matrix 2 in my local town there was a point where one viewer discreetly mutterd
"Oh Come on for christ sake" then another guy would be like "Yea dude i agree" then someone wud go "....for fuck sake already" then the whole cinema were just like "Urgh fuck this" alright the cinema wasnt packed but the whole of 20 maybe 30 people walked out towards the end.

Saving Private Ryan was a rad film...someone earlier said it sucked, but i disagree.

but my all time "Not Even Worthy Of Wiping Your Own Ass" award has to go to Charlies Angels anything with Cameron Diaz makes me want to Vomit shes such a bad actor

[puk:))]

jeepers creepers 1 & 2 (biggest pile of utter crap)

dare devil (& you cant even blame it all on ben afleck.... a very poor film)

cat in the hat (o if only i could have those couple hours back)

sphere (already mensioned & deserves it&#33; great cast but the film blows. ive been told the books great though)

the old cartoon of lotr (flatmates love it as its part of their childhood...... i think i could do better tbh)

[jetje]

wow a lot of movies that i liked are mention in here as crap... especially the series mentioned by Cely&#39;s :lol:

but i guess none of you ever have seen Krays, The (1990) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099951/), believe me nothing can beat that crap movie... it&#39;s so crap that i forgot about a few hundred pretty good movies but somehow still remember this crappy piece <_<

:lol:

[DeanO]

That was a great film though....

[Gripper]

Jetje gotta disagree thought The Krays was great :P ,someone mentioned Freddy got fingered,that was so dam funny I hurt myself laughing :lol: (mind I was stoned)
Crap films-The Bridges of madison county&#33;

[Celerystalksme]

Oh come on guys the only thing daredevil was missing was a plot :lol:

but i gave the DVD copy points cause u could fast forward and rewind to all the parts where jennifer garner was in that leather suit...mind you i saw it in the cinema...and on that huge screen...omg it was like heaven...but yeah i had to make my own entertainment during all the other parts...that was fun though :D

omg @ Jetje...i cant believe u liked that series...come on home 70&#39;s pr0n is wrong :lol:

btw legionares *that jean claude van damme directed movie*...was the shittest thing ever made...that and titanic where the only two movies i have walked out of...mind you the were both after nudity scenes...*one was good (titanic)* and one was bad (legionares) *mainly because it was male nudity*...and that kinda just put the nail in the coffin...and there is most probally a hundred more movies i hated...oh the first two lord of the rings...i didnt learn after the first one...but learnt after the second one which meant i didnt see no3 :D

Laters
Cely :music1:

[uNz[i]]

The Animal (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0255798/) <-- :shit:

[tensegg]

blairwitch project, :angry:
and I paid to see that mofo piece of crap, enjoyed throwing the popcorn tho :lol: :lol:

[Falconetti]

Originally posted by puk:))@15 April 2004 - 08:21
jeepers creepers 1 & 2 (biggest pile of utter crap)

dare devil (& you cant even blame it all on ben afleck.... a very poor film)

cat in the hat (o if only i could have those couple hours back)

sphere (already mensioned & deserves it&#33; great cast but the film blows. ive been told the books great though)

the old cartoon of lotr (flatmates love it as its part of their childhood...... i think i could do better tbh)
Sphere wasn`t that bad.

[originalmind88]

I havent seen this movie myself, but i had a teacher tell me that Surf Nazis was the worst movie ever mader, EVER&#33;
ps- He was a mas media teacher(movies, radio, tv, media for the mass)

Oh and I thouht that Judge Dredd and Demolition Man were pretty decent movies.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by uNz[i]@11 April 2004 - 15:53
Lost In Space. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/yucky.gif
WHAT&#33;&#33; :o :angry:

I LIKED THAT MOVIE JUS WISH THEY MADE ANOTHER 1
but that"s you ;)

[KazaaBoy]

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@11 April 2004 - 02:10
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST - nothing even blew up in that movie
If anything blew up, people would be wondering why it&#39;s blowing up?

Hey guys, No one mentioned "Saving Private Ryan" as crap. It was "Shaving Ryan&#39;s Privates" which is a porn movie <_<

Crap movies ever;


Dawn of the Dead 2004 - shit and pathetic, nothing original, nothing scary, and they copied 28 days later by making the zombies move faster. Idiots <_<

dare devil is absolutely rubish.

Charlie&#39;s Angels 1 & 2 - so crap and looks like it&#39;s been made by a 15 year old boy with too much hormones.

Cable Guy
Speed 2
Crossroads
gigli
Batman & Robin
Alien 3 and 4
Keenan and Kel movie


Can&#39;t think of anymore right now.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hell Boy was absolute poo&#33; Can&#39;t believe I actually went out and paid to see it :(

[pusher]

Originally posted by Arcadia@19 April 2004 - 04:26
Hell Boy was absolute poo&#33; Can&#39;t believe I actually went out and paid to see it :(
My nephew and I ended up walking out in the middle of it. Any movie starring LL Cool J sucks. :)

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by TClite@11 April 2004 - 08:57
jason x, dont see how sphere and saving private ryan has been nominated for worst movies ever
Sphere nothing happened,

Read what i wrote again, i never said Saving Private Ryan, i said Shaving Ryan&#39;s Privates :lol:

[Alucard1475]

Megiddo...most crapp-shitt movie ever. :angry:

[user123]

For me it has to be Eraserhead ;)

For reasons i can&#39;t even begin to explain

[bujub22]

Originally posted by KazaaBoy@18 April 2004 - 22:41
[QUOTE=ziggyjuarez,11 April 2004 - 02:10] THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST - nothing even blew up in that movie&#33;

[QUOTE]big boab

i was disapointed with the passion of christ :angry: cuz there were no nude scenes&#33; :angry:





:lol: :lol: to u both&#33;

[Manny Roscoe]

Originally posted by pusher+19 April 2004 - 11:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pusher @ 19 April 2004 - 11:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@19 April 2004 - 04:26
Hell Boy was absolute poo&#33; Can&#39;t believe I actually went out and paid to see it :(
My nephew and I ended up walking out in the middle of it. Any movie starring LL Cool J sucks. :) [/b][/quote]
LL Cool J wasnt in Hellboy....

[jetje]

OMG :blink: some people that saw the Krays....... :blink: (and like it :ph34r: ) :lol:

[Terminator]

party monster

[gungrave]

all the harry f*cking pot head (potter) films
pokemon the movie sucked

[gungrave]

Originally posted by KazaaBoy+19 April 2004 - 02:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KazaaBoy @ 19 April 2004 - 02:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ziggyjuarez@11 April 2004 - 02:10
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST - nothing even blew up in that movie
If anything blew up, people would be wondering why it&#39;s blowing up?

Hey guys, No one mentioned "Saving Private Ryan" as crap. It was "Shaving Ryan&#39;s Privates" which is a porn movie <_<

Crap movies ever;


Dawn of the Dead 2004 - shit and pathetic, nothing original, nothing scary, and they copied 28 days later by making the zombies move faster. Idiots <_<

dare devil is absolutely rubish.

Charlie&#39;s Angels 1 & 2 - so crap and looks like it&#39;s been made by a 15 year old boy with too much hormones.

Cable Guy
Speed 2
Crossroads
gigli
Batman & Robin
Alien 3 and 4
Keenan and Kel movie


Can&#39;t think of anymore right now. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hell Boy was absolute poo&#33; Can&#39;t believe I actually went out and paid to see it

it wasnt that bad i downloaded it any way :P bit like xmen and star wars :lol:

[99shassan]

Maybe this should become a sticky, new title, "What not to download". Would be good though (other than the title :P)

[Dray_04]

freddy got fingered was fu_T up&#33;&#33;&#33;

gigli - i havent seen it but its NUMBER 1 on E channels "101 biggest oopz in Hollywood history"

28 days was gay

[bujub22]

Originally posted by dray_02@23 April 2004 - 19:58
freddy got fingered was fu_T up&#33;&#33;&#33;

gigli - i havent seen it but its NUMBER 1 on E channels "101 biggest oopz in Hollywood history"

28 days was gay
all those plus


zoolander
house of the dead
putang
mystery men
taken lifes
haunted mansion - :angry: watched with kids only laugh on 1 part

[DrunkenMaster]

Fight Club, that movie was boring and it had Brad Pitt in it.
The Haunting, it didn&#39;t even seem like it TRIED to be scary. Only decent part was when Owen Wilson&#39;s head was knocked off.
Matrix Revolutions, only good part was the shootout at the beginning. They took out the matrix from the rest of the movie. As in, it wasn&#39;t matrix-y. Even Agent Smith wasn&#39;t as cool.

[Aaron_T]

Scooby Doo 2

50 first dates :angry: