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fugley
04-09-2004, 01:01 PM
It has just spontanueusanus combustuned what do I do??

I was cleaning brown residues using petrol whilst smokin a fag when without warning it suddenly went pooooooooooof!!!! You'd think they would put a warnin on fag packets!!!


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Gemby!
04-09-2004, 01:02 PM
do as steps(that crappy band) have told many - STOMP !!!!!
fugley
04-09-2004, 01:04 PM
sh*T!! me monitor is melting!!

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bujub22
04-09-2004, 01:04 PM
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/cwm/cwm/piss2.gif
fugley
04-09-2004, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by bujub22@9 April 2004 - 13:04
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/cwm/cwm/piss2.gif
Already tried dat!!!

Made it a whole lot worse!! Must me somat in me piss!!


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fugley
04-09-2004, 01:07 PM
Wonder if I could blow it out with a gymungous fart?

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bujub22
04-09-2004, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by fugley@9 April 2004 - 09:07
Wonder if I could blow it out with a gymungous fart?

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http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/legionxs/fart.gif knock me out :lol:
Cheese
04-09-2004, 01:10 PM
PM a mod they're supposed to stop flaming.
Spider_dude
04-09-2004, 01:10 PM
get some of mrs.moos patented soup onto it, that could strip paint.
Proper Bo
04-09-2004, 01:10 PM
Use your face to put it out, works every time ;)
fugley
04-09-2004, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@9 April 2004 - 13:10
Use your face to put it out, works every time ;)
you sure?

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bujub22
04-09-2004, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@9 April 2004 - 09:10
Use your face to put it out, works every time ;)
smells like chicken :blink: http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/yummy.gif
Proper Bo
04-09-2004, 01:14 PM
Yup :-"
fugley
04-09-2004, 01:16 PM
It's ok just put it out with me cat!!

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bujub22
04-09-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by fugley@9 April 2004 - 09:16
It's ok just put it out with me cat!!

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now it's smells like nasty puss :blink: :lol:
fugley
04-09-2004, 01:22 PM
Shame he was a good cat.

But us carpet lovers will sacrifice anything for our carpets.

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bujub22
04-09-2004, 01:24 PM
i got rug burns :( :lol:
fugley
04-09-2004, 01:24 PM
As a memorial I shall have his carcass converted into rug and use it to coneal the unsightly burn hole. Practical and sentimental too that's me!

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bujub22
04-09-2004, 01:30 PM
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bigboab
04-09-2004, 01:47 PM
I will send you a catalogue and you can pick a new pussy out of it, Fugs. They dont have the flair that your old one had. but I am sure you could train it.



Did your old cat end up with piles?
Yogi
04-09-2004, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by fugley@9 April 2004 - 15:16
It's ok just put it out with me cat!!

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Grilled cat on a Carpet-BBQ!!!
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I recommend Heinz Hickory-Ketchup......... :P


YoMooohhh


Next time set the cat on fire and grill the carpet on it; gives some spectacular sound-effects........ :P
muchspl2
04-09-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by fugley@9 April 2004 - 08:01
It has just spontanueusanus combustuned what do I do??

I was cleaning brown residues using petrol whilst smokin a fag when without warning it suddenly went pooooooooooof!!!! You'd think they would put a warnin on fag packets!!!


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fags huh, I always had my suspicions :lol:

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bigboab
04-09-2004, 02:28 PM
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fags huh, I always had my suspicions :lol:

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:lol: I never noticed that. The fag went Poooof too. :lol:


I am getting two timed by everybody. :(