Women Drivers

[hippychick]

THIS IS HOW MEN REALLY THINK !!


One morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and theTwins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers ! !

[4th gen]

Originally posted by hippychick@11 April 2004 - 00:10
THIS IS HOW MEN REALLY THINK !!
No, this (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=107128) is how men think ;)

Also, if it weren't for the woman in your joke there'd have been no accident. See, men are just superior drivers :lol:

[vidcc]

Originally posted by 4th gen@10 April 2004 - 17:13
[No, this (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=107128) is how men think ;)


:lol: i heard the version when they where looking to hire a new hostess for virgin airlines

[djweiser]

Women vs Men Drivers...





























nah we won't go into that :lol:

[shn]

Bullshit!

Some of you don't even have cars or know how to drive!

Stop jumping on the bandwagon when you know in reality your Mommy drops you off at school and all your friends laugh at you.

Or do you ride the short bus?

http://www.candidcritic.com/images/bus.jpg

[toco004]

My dad drops me off at school in a Benz but its my mom's
Benz :lol:

[4th gen]

Originally posted by shn@12 April 2004 - 04:50
Bullshit!

Some of you don't even have cars or know how to drive!

Stop jumping on the bandwagon when you know in reality your Mommy drops you off at school and all your friends laugh at you.

Or do you ride the short bus?

http://www.candidcritic.com/images/bus.jpg
I can't speak for the others, but I've been driving for over 2 years ;)

[tesco]

Originally posted by 4th gen+12 April 2004 - 22:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (4th gen @ 12 April 2004 - 22:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-shn@12 April 2004 - 04:50
Bullshit&#33;

Some of you don&#39;t even have cars or know how to drive&#33;&nbsp;

Stop jumping on the bandwagon when you know in reality your Mommy drops you off at school and all your friends laugh at you.

Or do you ride the short bus?

http://www.candidcritic.com/images/bus.jpg
I can&#39;t speak for the others, but I&#39;ve been driving for over 2 years ;) [/b][/quote]
what kind of car you got?

[4th gen]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@13 April 2004 - 02:09
what kind of car you got?
My mum&#39;s Ford Escort 1.4 :(

[ck-uk]

i&#39;d never let a women drive my car


these r cool to drive amp about town in n open up.I had a jreg golf gti one..nice they&#39;re man

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[4th gen]

Originally posted by ck&#045;uk@13 April 2004 - 20:48
i&#39;d never let a women drive my car


these r cool to drive amp about town in n open up.I had a jreg golf gti one..nice they&#39;re man

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Have you seen any footage of the 900bhp Dahlback Golf? It&#39;s a little special :o

[ck-uk]

no mate i havent ..nope