Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok so it's easter, but it's also 8am Sunday morning and I just got woken up by crap music right outside my house :angry:
This is very unfair, I don't see how they have the right to do this, ok they have a belief, I don't believe in the same thing they do so why should I have to hear it, ESPECIALLY at 8am on a sunday when I'm asleep :angry:
There is a law in the UK about noise, 7am-11pm monday thru friday 11am (I think)-9pm on sunday.
I wonder what would happen if I took my guitar and amp down outside these people's houses and belted Sweet Child o Mine out at 8am on a Sunday?....Bet you I would get nicked :angry: Is that right? No!
What gives the Salvation army the right to block the road off while their playing in their band? If I sat in the road with my guitar I would get arrested.........Whats the difference?

Me not happy, me tired, me woken by crap music from a bunch of hypocrits, they all spout "Don't, drink , gamble, have sex etc etc, I know a lot of the guys and have worked with them, they don't gamble yet play the lottery, they don't drink but have bottles of whiskey in the cupboard.

Sorry if this offends anyone because you are a Christian, but think of it from my view, I'm not a christian, I don't believe yet just been woken up because of something I don't believe and don't like, and like I said, if I was to do it I would get arrested :angry:

And another thing while I'm on form, WTF does Jesus getting nailed to a bit of wood have to do with Chocolate Eggs??? :blink:

The latest scare in the UK is Obeese (fat) kids, yet today they are encouraged to force as much chocolate in to them as they can "Don't eat them all now, save room for your dinner and you can have some more after" :blink:

So come on, someone make a point to prove what I have said wrong? :angry:

Oh btw, Happy Easter :P

Jonno B)

[toco004]

calm down and throw a log at the persion ;)
or just put some loud music on your Boom Box
happy easter

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No, next Sunday Is gonna be "Rockster Sunday"
I'm gonna take my guitar and amp round to each of their houses and play a few songs :)

Sweet Child
Welcome To The Jungle
I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter

:devil:

Jonno B)

[Mad Cat]

Toco has a great idea, just hang your speakers out the window and boom some really annoying songs out there.

EDIT: When the police come knockin' say its part of your religion to do this on Easter, then use the Salvation Army as an example.

[J'Pol]

They almost certainly have sought permission to do this. Particularly if it is blocking the road.

If you feel strongly enough report a disturbance, you have every right to do so. Ask the Police to have it stopped. If it is authorized then they won't be able to do anything about it. If not they have to take your view into consideration.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hey JP, trouble with reporting them is

1 = That would make me a grass

2 = In this town if I done that I'd probably get my windows put in and any chance I have of rebuilding my business will be gone as my name would be shit, yet these people are'nt even locals, ok so a few of them have lived here for 40 or 60 years, my family have been here for hundreds of years :)

Jonno B)

[Cheese]

Damn those Salvo Army guys, such inconsiderate people. Running soup runs, helping the homeless and what's this? Waking up the unemployed and soap-dodgers from their rest? The need to be stopped... :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: You sarky git :lol: :lol:

Hey think about all the bad things they do that no one hears about <_<
Same as Vicars, yeah wonderful people <_<

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 10:58
Hey JP, trouble with reporting them is

1 = That would make me a grass

2 = In this town if I done that I&#39;d probably get my windows put in and any chance I have of rebuilding my business will be gone as my name would be shit, yet these people are&#39;nt even locals, ok so a few of them have lived here for 40 or 60 years, my family have been here for hundreds of years :)

Jonno B)
Jonno

1. I hardly think so. Providing covert information to the Police may make you a grass. Making a legitimate complaint about something everybody knows is happening is not really the same.

2. They would put your windows in :o Is this the feckin Salvation Army SAS we are talking about. Best stay out of it man. Plug your ears until it is over. I assume you have plugs.

If some of them have been here for 60 years, then unless I miss my guess, they have been here longer than you. That matters not a jot, you have your rights.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well maybe the putting windows thing in was a bit strong, but it don&#39;t half cast a funny image :lol: :lol:
As for them being here longer, no no, I don&#39;t care how long they been here, they ain&#39;t local unless they got roots here, none of them have <_<

A few months ago this old boy had a go at me for where I parked my bike (on the side of the road behind a car :blink: ) He said "It&#39;s a shame this town is degrading" :o :angry: I asked him how long he lived here, he said in a very proud voice "I&#39;ve been here 25 years&#33;&#33;" at which point I burst out laughing, I said thats 1 year less than me and 387 years less than my family :P
He wandered off mumbling something about youth of today <_<

I still wanna know WTF Jesus being nail to some wood and doing a David Blaine a couple of days later has to do with Chocolate Eggs :blink:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 11:10

Hey think about all the bad things they do that no one hears about <_<

If no-one hears about them, then how do you kn .... oh never mind.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@11 April 2004 - 10:27

If no-one hears about them, then how do you kn .... oh never mind.
Cos sometimes they don&#39;t realise someone&#39;s in eye&#39;s view ;)

Jonno B)

[chalice]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 10:23
I still wanna know WTF Jesus being nail to some wood and doing a David Blaine a couple of days later has to do with Chocolate Eggs :blink:
Not content with decrying charitable Christian organisations, he now has to have a go at the poor Easter Bunny. My kids are covered top to tail in chocolate as I type. They are quiet. Thank Christ&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

But none of you can answer that question can you? :) :P

Jonno B)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 09:39
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

But none of you can answer that question can you? :) :P

Jonno B)
Easter eggs represent a mini version of the stone that Jesus rolled away from his tomb when he came back to life. Eggs hold the seed of new life, and easter represents new life so its natural the two go together.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: Thats such a crock of shit :lol: :lol:

So explain the chocolate and the PRICES&#33;&#33; <_<

Religion is suppose to be charitable, but all the shops make a fortune <_<

Money money money :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 11:49
:lol: :lol: Thats such a crock of shit :lol: :lol:

So explain the chocolate and the PRICES&#33;&#33; <_<

Religion is suppose to be charitable, but all the shops make a fortune <_<

Money money money :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Traditionally people painted eggs then went and rolled them down hills, to represent the stone being rolled away from Christ&#39;s tomb.

I think they painted them just to make it more fun and interesting for the children, that is just a guess and may be bunkum.

The chocolate thing is just, as you so rightly say commercialism taking over. It happened to Christmas so why not Easter, which to Christians is the more significant .

As I recall you had a similar rant at Christmas. Are you the anti-Christ at all.

[Lamsey]

Is this the bit where I come in and annoy everyone by talking about Easter really being the ancient Pagan spring festival which has been bastardised by the Christian religion?

Oh, that would piss people off, wouldn&#39;t it.

I&#39;ll get me coat.

[Skweeky]

Indeed Liam, it is the day of Spring solstice. And the eggs represent feritlity :D

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@11 April 2004 - 11:58
Indeed Liam, it is the day of Spring solstice. And the eggs represent feritlity :D
Well, the solstice was earlier on in the month in actual fact (I know this because we celebrate the solstice instaed of Easter), but you&#39;re right in that Easter replaced that exact festival. As far as it really being a fertility festival, look no further than the bunny ;) .

I really will get me coat this time :ph34r:

[Skweeky]

I don&#39;t know if this is here as well, but in Belgium it isn&#39;t just the Easter bunny who brings the eggs. It is said that the church bells come from Rome and spread eggs all over the country. :huh:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@11 April 2004 - 13:52
Is this the bit where I come in and annoy everyone by talking about Easter really being the ancient Pagan spring festival which has been bastardised by the Christian religion?

Oh, that would piss people off, wouldn&#39;t it.

I&#39;ll get me coat.
Not even remotely annoying mate. I think most people are aware that the dates for Easter and Christmas are arbitrary. Indeed the date for Easter Sunday changes every year, because we chose to have it on a Sunday, as opposed to Christmas which we really don&#39;t bother about the day, just the date.

If the early Christians decided to pick days which co-coincided with other festivals then what difference. It is what they commemorate that is important, not the historical accuracy of the dates.

Easter is not a bastardization of another festival, it is a commemoration of the passion, death and resurrection of Christ.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Lamsey@11 April 2004 - 12:52
Is this the bit where I come in and annoy everyone by talking about Easter really being the ancient Pagan spring festival which has been bastardised by the Christian religion?

Oh, that would piss people off, wouldn&#39;t it.

I&#39;ll get me coat.
:01: GOOOOOOO LAMSEY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

Upset the christians :lol: :lol:

We need some lions :lol:

Ok sorry bout that one :ph34r:

@Jpol.......I&#39;m afraid I don&#39;t have any faith in something there&#39;s no proof of existence, each to their own but like I said, they would kick up a major stink if I played hard rock in front of their house, yet that&#39;s what I believe in because my guitar is my minds release :)

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 14:54
@Jpol.......I&#39;m afraid I don&#39;t have any faith in something there&#39;s no proof of existence, each to their own but like I said, they would kick up a major stink if I played hard rock in front of their house, yet that&#39;s what I believe in because my guitar is my minds release :)

Jonno B)
Fair do&#39;s mate, live and let live.

Just for clarification, if there is absolute proof then you don&#39;t need Faith. If you have Faith then you do not need absolute proof.

If you think about it you will probably come up with things you believe in, but don&#39;t actually know to be true.

I&#39;m with you on the playing guitar outside of their windows. Bit of Gary Moore if you decide to to it. Oh and tape it for us to hear.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well the only thing I believe in that I have never seen is the Beer fairy :lol:

And funny you should say that, cos now my hand is nearly 100% I am back on the axe and started to learn still got the blues for my next vid :D

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@11 April 2004 - 14:01
I know this because we celebrate the solstice instaed of Easter
May I ask why, do you have Druidic leanings.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 15:08
Well the only thing I believe in that I have never seen is the Beer fairy :lol:

And funny you should say that, cos now my hand is nearly 100% I am back on the axe and started to learn still got the blues for my next vid :D

Jonno B)
Share some avi files dude. I would like to see you perform.

That sounds like a request for Jonnoporn, it is not.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: You sick sick puppy :lol: :lol:

JP You&#39;re hard work, I&#39;ve had a video website for months :rolleyes:

Unfortunately it&#39;s off atm but if you go HERE&#33; (http://www.ukforums.org.uk/index.php?showforum=23) there&#39;s a copuple of them streamed :)

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 15:20
:lol: :lol: You sick sick puppy :lol: :lol:

JP You&#39;re hard work, I&#39;ve had a video website for months :rolleyes:

Unfortunately it&#39;s off atm but if you go HERE&#33; (http://www.ukforums.org.uk/index.php?showforum=23) there&#39;s a copuple of them streamed :)

Jonno B)
www.hung_like_a_donkey.com

No way mate, they&#39;ll get my ip.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: STFU will ya, I&#39;m sick of cleaning this monitor :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 15:26
:lol: :lol: STFU will ya, I&#39;m sick of cleaning this monitor :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Windolene is not white, it&#39;s not the same Jonno.

That&#39;s Seamen for you.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: FFS :lol: :lol:

I meant I was spitting beer over it, not wanking :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 15:37
:lol: FFS :lol: :lol:

I meant I was spitting beer over it, not wanking :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Who mentioned wanking, you are a sick man. There may be children reading this.

If Jim Kerr from Simple Minds was Spanish, would he be called Juan

[Mad Cat]

Hmm, wanking. Sounds like a plan...

[JONNO_CELEBS]

But wanking is philosophical :)

See&#33; (http://66.102.11.104/search?q=cache:eREb90lkT3EJ:www.lasalle.edu/~garver/derrous.htm+meaning+of+wanking&hl=en&ie=UTF-8) :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 05:07
No, next Sunday Is gonna be "Rockster Sunday"
I&#39;m gonna take my guitar and amp round to each of their houses and play a few songs :)

Sweet Child
Welcome To The Jungle
I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Smells Like Teen Spirit
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter

:devil:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: lmao

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+11 April 2004 - 13:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 11 April 2004 - 13:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@11 April 2004 - 14:01
I know this because we celebrate the solstice instaed of Easter
May I ask why, do you have Druidic leanings. [/b][/quote]
It&#39;s not ceremonial in any way, we just like to celebrate the point when the days start to become longer than the nights.

[RGX]

Originally posted by Lamsey+11 April 2004 - 17:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 11 April 2004 - 17:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@11 April 2004 - 13:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@11 April 2004 - 14:01
I know this because we celebrate the solstice instaed of Easter
May I ask why, do you have Druidic leanings.
It&#39;s not ceremonial in any way, we just like to celebrate the point when the days start to become longer than the nights. [/b][/quote]
Any excuse for a piss up ey?

[hobbes]

Where do the "bunnies and ducks" fit in to the whole Easter thing? Why is it not the Easter trout and a cuddly Easter armadillo?

[tralalala]

hey Jonno, how you doin my friend?

didnt ou post this exact same topic on UKF?? :huh:


Rafi

[DWells55]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 03:50
Sorry if this offends anyone because you are a Christian, but think of it from my view, I&#39;m not a christian, I don&#39;t believe

...

And another thing while I&#39;m on form, WTF does Jesus getting nailed to a bit of wood have to do with Chocolate Eggs??? :blink:
Doesn&#39;t offend me, I&#39;m a practicing Protestant. You have a right to complain. We all loves ours sleepy times don&#39;t wes?

Jesus&#39;s crucifiction has nothing to do with chocolate eggs. It&#39;s just corporate (chocolate) greed taking advantage of and exploiting our faith. After all, what does Jesus being born have to do with a fat guy in a red suit and flying reindeer? It&#39;s just a way for the toy companies to make money. Nothing is easier to exploit than people&#39;s faith.

You said you&#39;re not Christian, are you anything? Find a faith, you&#39;ll be glad you did. There has to be a god, we had to come from somewhere. I don&#39;t believe the evolution crap we learn in Biology. I&#39;d prefer to trust age-old works (Bible) that we were created as humans by a supreme being, than believe I was a germ that came from and explosion that grew into some insane monley that mutated to a human. Doesn&#39;t work for me.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by DWells55+11 April 2004 - 23:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DWells55 @ 11 April 2004 - 23:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@11 April 2004 - 03:50
Sorry if this offends anyone because you are a Christian, but think of it from my view, I&#39;m not a christian, I don&#39;t believe

...

And another thing while I&#39;m on form, WTF does Jesus getting nailed to a bit of wood have to do with Chocolate Eggs??? :blink:
Doesn&#39;t offend me, I&#39;m a practicing Protestant. You have a right to complain. We all loves ours sleepy times don&#39;t wes?

Jesus&#39;s crucifiction has nothing to do with chocolate eggs. It&#39;s just corporate (chocolate) greed taking advantage of and exploiting our faith. After all, what does Jesus being born have to do with a fat guy in a red suit and flying reindeer? It&#39;s just a way for the toy companies to make money. Nothing is easier to exploit than people&#39;s faith.

You said you&#39;re not Christian, are you anything? Find a faith, you&#39;ll be glad you did. There has to be a god, we had to come from somewhere. I don&#39;t believe the evolution crap we learn in Biology. I&#39;d prefer to trust age-old works (Bible) that we were created as humans by a supreme being, than believe I was a germ that came from and explosion that grew into some insane monley that mutated to a human. Doesn&#39;t work for me. [/b][/quote]
Fundamentalist Protestant, always handy to have one of them about.

Do you think file sharing is theft, you are taking the property of the copyright holder without paying them for it.

[Lamsey]

I&#39;ve just found out that the word "Easter" comes from the name of an ancient fertility goddess called "œstre". Interesting...

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@11 April 2004 - 23:35
I&#39;ve just found out that the word "Easter" comes from the name of an ancient fertility goddess called "œstre". Interesting...
Interesting but irrelevant. It&#39;s just a word for a time of the year.

What is important is what we commemorate, not when it is or what it is called.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Lamsey@11 April 2004 - 22:35
I&#39;ve just found out that the word "Easter" comes from the name of an ancient fertility goddess called "œstre". Interesting...
<_< Pervert <_< :P

@Dwells......Exactly&#33; :)

@Rafi.......Yes little dude I did, and I thought it was so good I&#39;d bless this place with it too :)

@Candy......Hey baby :wub:

Am I scaring you yet? :devil:

Jonno B)