Area 51 Ready To Talk

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Area 51 Microbiologist Ready to Talk


http://www.greaterthings.com/News/ET/DanBurisch/PR040407/

[muchspl2]

he is wearing kitchen gloves and doing work on a tin foil covered counter
http://www.greaterthings.com/News/ET/DanBurisch/DanBurisch.jpg
looks legit to me :lol:

[DanB]

Burisch has witnessed an extra-terrestrial being first-hand at Area 51.  That exposure included touch, probing, measuring body function, communication via hand signals.

Burisch is witness to human subjects being held against their will for experimentation per covert treaties between the U.S. government and extra-terrestrial governing bodies.  The treaty, called Tau-IX, allows for abduction, removal of blood and reproductive samples and tissue; and does not control whether humans are maimed, tortured or that they might expire.


Shouldn't this be in the funny section :lol:

[Triadcool]

HAHA

[Rat Faced]

Im sure i've seen that guy before in a Movie..... :rolleyes:

[MagicNakor]

He does rather resemble Bruce Willis 30 pounds heavier.

:ninja:

[Biggles]

Given that if they simply put a sign up in any major city high street asking for volunteers to donate tissue and sperm samples to assist interested aliens they would be swamped, it seems odd that they should expend so much effort abducting people.

The stress levels could result in corrupted samples - :ph34r: these aliens are bad scientists.