Is This A Joke Or What?

[adamp2p]

http://tzortst.getecdesign.com/crap/ati9900.jpg

:lol:

[DWk]

WTF is that.... a tape dispenser?

[tesco]

probly a joke, its not even red like most ati cards...

the fan does look like a tape dispenser lol.

[adamp2p]

Originally posted by DWk@11 April 2004 - 21:22
WTF is that.... a tape dispenser?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DWk]

:o not to mention the card is HUGE. Check out how long it is :o

[Keikan]

the 6 in 256 is backwards.

there is no 9900

[DWk]

NV350 :o

This is like find the easter eggs :D :lol:

[Mad Cat]

Don't all your cards look like that?

My card has IDE cable strapped to it too :blink:

[Storm]

well the anit static bag is no way near long enough 2 hold the whole thing...........

now that i look closely, i think it connects to 3 (!) PCI slots 2 on the top row, 1 on the bottom :P

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

they give you the tape dispenser so you can reclose the anti static bag when your done with it.

[Mad Cat]

I want an ATI tape dispenser too!!!

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

or maybe its the prototype for ati's new intergalactic hyperspace vid card :P

[bigdawgfoxx]

i cant see the pic...

[tesco]

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx@12 April 2004 - 12:28
i cant see the pic...
try refreshing, or right click and go to show picture.

[gungrave]

:blink: WTF! :blink:

[Samurai]

Originally posted by Keikan@12 April 2004 - 05:50
the 6 in 256 is backwards.
Where did you notice this?

[bigdawgfoxx]

Nope..still cant see it...

[atiVidia]

looks pretty accurate for a CAD board, but 9900? nope. sorry.

cad boards (like the Quadro 3000g) can easily take 2 slots (that1 takes 3 lol). one for pci, one for AGP. pretty accurate, i must say


unfortunately, none of the CAD boards ati ever made take up that length or 2 slots, let alone 3 slots due to that tape dispenser which if real, would have sounded worse than the original flowFX.


damn thats probably the most painful way to make yourself go deaf.

[gungrave]

id say its a joke
i bet some loser got bored with a broken grafix card and added a tape thing to it and some wires nd stuff cos that dont look like it could work :lol:

[Mad Cat]

CAD boards are becoming obsolete.

They're too cheap and not much different from other boards nowadays.

[atiVidia]

not the very good CAD boards.

an earlier topic i started talked about the 3000g, and how it [could] use 3 other 3000Gs over ethernet within the card itself to create one giant card.


1500 usd

[bigdawgfoxx]

too bad i cant see the ********* pick haha

Please leave out the cursing.

[Virtualbody1234]

http://filesharingtalk.com/sigs/ati9900.jpg

See the ********** pic now?

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

the fine print on the box prolly says:
"experience the very best in advanced 3D powered time travel on the planet. A supercharged, 6000-bit DDR memory interface and a thrilling 631-pixel pipeline generate enough power to deliver real-time astral-plane travel, and power your entire house. this is achieved by the patent pending ATI TAPE DISPENSER, which will propel gaming, and you, back in time (or forward, or sideways, depending on whether you use the 400x AGP slot)"

[SingaBoiy]

He only had 9 asterics... you had 10 :huh:

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx+12 April 2004 - 13:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigdawgfoxx &#064; 12 April 2004 - 13:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>too bad i cant see the ********* pick haha[/b]
<!--QuoteBegin-Virtualbody1234@12 April 2004 - 13:46
http://filesharingtalk.com/sigs/deadlink.gif

See the ********** pic now?[/quote]

nope :P

[SingaBoiy]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@12 April 2004 - 10:03
the fine print on the box prolly says:
"experience the very best in advanced 3D powered time travel on the planet. A supercharged, 6000-bit DDR memory interface and a thrilling 631-pixel pipeline generate enough power to deliver real-time astral-plane travel, and power your entire house. this is achieved by the patent pending ATI TAPE DISPENSER, which will propel gaming, and you, back in time (or forward, or sideways, depending on whether you use the 400x AGP slot)"
So you use the power from your house to power your house :blink: Sounds scientific enough. :lol:

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@12 April 2004 - 14:03
the fine print on the box prolly says:
"[...]or sideways[...]"
i wonder what going sideways into time would be like... :huh:

[3RA1N1AC]

this pic originally popped up shortly after the Geforce FX became the laughing stock of the video card world and people were making all those leafblower/hairdryer photoshops out of GF FX images. prolly an annoyed Nvidia supporter&#39;s attempt to get back at people for making fun of Nvidia&#39;s ridiculous heatsink/fans.

anyway, yeah, the 6 on the box is backwards, there&#39;s a ribbon cable plugged into the card, there&#39;s a SCSI-sized port instead of a VGA/DVI port, etc etc etc.

also notice that the card is not only too big for the anti-static bag, but it appears to be longer than the BROWN BOX (which for some reason is a completely different size from the red outer box). and doesn&#39;t real ATI packaging have knights and gargoyles and other medieval-lookin&#39; junk on it, rather than a couple of badly aligned pics of the purple haired chick from the old Radeon demo? it would be a good photoshop if it weren&#39;t such a poor photoshop. :lol:

[bigdawgfoxx]

Its just some old card with tape on it i think haha...it doesnt even have a vga plug or nothin

[GrubMe]

Good photoshop ^^

[abu_has_the_power]

some ppl have 2 much time on their hands. tsk tsk

[tesco]

@ the ribbon cable comment, some cards have ribbon cables for the vga plug, if it has dvi, sivideo and vga.

my friends card is really skinny but has dvi, svideo and vga, so the vga port isnt connected directly to the board, it connects via a ribbon cable going to the board.

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by SingaBoiy@12 April 2004 - 19:11
He only had 9 asterics... you had 10 :huh:
If Vb1234 is editing swearing (Which he has a right to do) im suprised your sig hasnt been edited :lol: I should really stop taking my anger out on little n00b&#39;s :P

Its just some 8mb gfx card with a tape despenser on it with a radeon 9600 box with the 6 turned up side down.

[bigdawgfoxx]

Little noobs? You dont seem to know a TON about computer...so I wouldnt be talking down to anyone.

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx@13 April 2004 - 11:56
Little noobs? You dont seem to know a TON about computer...so I wouldnt be talking down to anyone.
lol take it to &#39;im dawg&#33; :lol:


lol 5-starred n00b

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx@13 April 2004 - 16:56
Little noobs? You dont seem to know a TON about computer...so I wouldnt be talking down to anyone.
And you know a ton about computers?

Seriously, like back in that "rate yourself" thread a while ago, most of us know nothing. Oh, lets rate ourselves 10 because we can fit a CPU into a predesigned socket then clamp it in.
We can also read a website and find out a graphics card is going to be released in 2 days&#33; We&#39;re all genii&#33;

[atiVidia]

Originally posted by Mad Cat+13 April 2004 - 12:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mad Cat @ 13 April 2004 - 12:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigdawgfoxx@13 April 2004 - 16:56
Little noobs?&nbsp; You dont seem to know a TON about computer...so I wouldnt be talking down to anyone.
And you know a ton about computers?

Seriously, like back in that "rate yourself" thread a while ago, most of us know nothing. Oh, lets rate ourselves 10 because we can fit a CPU into a predesigned socket then clamp it in.
We can also read a website and find out a graphics card is going to be released in 2 days&#33; We&#39;re all genii&#33; [/b][/quote]
actually that gives us ALL a perfect right to rate ourselves at a 10. 71% of ppl who try to install a CPU the second time bend a pin to the point of breakage...


lol were all n00bs in ur sense, but in the public sense, were super geeks (im leaving if any1 calls me that <_<... and if some1 calls me a supergeek in this topic i will spam them to my harts consent )

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by atiVidia+13 April 2004 - 17:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (atiVidia &#064; 13 April 2004 - 17:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Mad Cat@13 April 2004 - 12:10
<!--QuoteBegin-bigdawgfoxx@13 April 2004 - 16:56
Little noobs? You dont seem to know a TON about computer...so I wouldnt be talking down to anyone.
And you know a ton about computers?

Seriously, like back in that "rate yourself" thread a while ago, most of us know nothing. Oh, lets rate ourselves 10 because we can fit a CPU into a predesigned socket then clamp it in.
We can also read a website and find out a graphics card is going to be released in 2 days&#33; We&#39;re all genii&#33;
actually that gives us ALL a perfect right to rate ourselves at a 10. 71% of ppl who try to install a CPU the second time bend a pin to the point of breakage...


lol were all n00bs in ur sense, but in the public sense, were super geeks (im leaving if any1 calls me that <_<... and if some1 calls me a supergeek in this topic i will spam them to my harts consent ) [/b][/quote]
If there is no standard by which to rate oneself, then why does one call another a "noob" ?

[hi_what_is_up!]

I can&#39;t believe that ATI merged with Scotch tape for their new cards and didn&#39;t even announce it&#33; :P :P :P :P :P

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by bigdawgfoxx@13 April 2004 - 16:56
Little noobs? You dont seem to know a TON about computer...so I wouldnt be talking down to anyone.
It was in gameworld, it was that threelion00&#39;s dude and when muchspl2 and someone else offered loads help to him he told them to stop acting stupid and that anymore of there comments would be ignored he was asking how to download full games from kazaa so i gave him a good shouting. it was in no way hardware related.

And in answer to your question, no i know nothing about pc&#39;s im retarded with them, i would proberly break a cpu when i come to fit mine but im always learning and i know enough. And i wouldn&#39;t be giving me BS like that becuase compared to bill gates and whoever comes up with ideas for new improved faster cpu&#39;s, gfc cards ram ext your just a 15 year old wank stain. Im stupider than you at computers yes i admit that, but don&#39;t go acting like you know everything because yoyu don&#39;t, and you shouldn&#39;t try to look down on me like you just did there, im equal to you and everybody else, no matter what i know or how good i am with what.

No harm done.

[RGX]

Knowledge means nothing if you dont have the willingness to learn something new.

[atiVidia]

knowledge also means nothing when ur dead :P

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by RGX@13 April 2004 - 21:51
Knowledge means nothing if you dont have the willingness to learn something new.
I am willin to learn....

some people think they are better <_<

[Mad Cat]

What is the point in knowing the price of everything, and the value of nothing?

[adamp2p]

Originally posted by Mad Cat@13 April 2004 - 15:19
What is the point in knowing the price of everything, and the value of nothing?
I see your point, mad cat&#33;

[bigdawgfoxx]

I dont talk down to you or anyone else...I was just telling YOU not to talk down to people...I wasnt the one talking down. Forget it its cool

[DirtyDan]

:blink: Doesnt it look like there are two cards stuck together?

[bigdawgfoxx]

haha yeah it does.

[tesco]

i think thats the point...

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@14 April 2004 - 02:05
i think thats the point...
You might be onto something there :P :P :P :P

Anyway, any idea where I can get myself an ATI tape dispenser?