Representatives Of Earth

[Cheese]

:alien: Hypothetical Situation :alien:

Aliens have discovered our planet and have invited us to join the alien equivilent of a Universal UN. They will allow us to choose two representatives for this, one male and one female.

The representatives can be living or dead (the aliens have the technology to bring back the dead via DNA or something).

So the question is who would you choose to represent our planet? A great political leader? A great humanist? Or somebody else completely different? :alien:

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by Withcheese@12 April 2004 - 13:10
:alien: Hypothetical Situation :alien:

Aliens have discovered our planet and have invited us to join the alien equivilent of a Universal UN. They will allow us to choose two representatives for this, one male and one female.

The representatives can be living or dead (the aliens have the technology to bring back the dead via DNA or something).

So the question is who would you choose to represent our planet? A great political leader? A great humanist? Or somebody else completely different? :alien:
ET!

[ziggyjuarez]

Albert you know who :)

[DanB]

Siegfried someone :huh: :huh:

[DarthInsinuate]

The Lego Spaceman

[j2k4]

Myself. :)

[bujub22]

ripley :lol:

sigoney wiever <_< how ever u spell it

[Snee]

Someone who was already orbiting their own little planet...my professor maybe

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by j2k4@12 April 2004 - 15:34
Myself. :)
I can join you as Loretta (or Candy) but only at the weekends.

[djweiser]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+12 April 2004 - 16:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 12 April 2004 - 16:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@12 April 2004 - 15:34
Myself. :)
I can join you as Loretta (or Candy) but only at the weekends. [/b][/quote]
your not still on about your "female side" are you :lol:

[chalice]

Will these representatives be anally probed?

If so, Ian Paisley and Margaret Thatcher.

[Snee]

Originally posted by chalice@12 April 2004 - 17:53
Will these representatives be anally probed?

If so, Ian Paisley and Margaret Thatcher.
They&#39;ll never get in.

[enoughfakefiles]

Inernet news. :ph34r:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese@12 April 2004 - 14:10
The representatives can be living or dead (the aliens have the technology to bring back the dead via DNA or something).

Can they be they living dead?

[chalice]

Originally posted by SnnY+12 April 2004 - 17:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 12 April 2004 - 17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@12 April 2004 - 17:53
Will these representatives be anally probed?

If so, Ian Paisley and Margaret Thatcher.
They&#39;ll never get in. [/b][/quote]
Oh, I don&#39;t know. I&#39;d bet Mrs T&#39;s posterior is quite supple by know. It&#39;s had enough Home Secretarys&#39; tongues lodged in it.

[Canti]

McDonald&#39;s

[j2k4]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+12 April 2004 - 10:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 12 April 2004 - 10:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@12 April 2004 - 15:34
Myself. :)
I can join you as Loretta (or Candy) but only at the weekends. [/b][/quote]
I will take what I can get, formidable as you are in any incarnation. :)

I expect we can get a volunteer for the anal probe.

Anybody? :huh:

[ahctlucabbuS]

Im surprised noone have mentioned the governator yet

big edit: not that I actually support the republican bastard, hed probably get earth blown to hell (similar to his pal in the white house)

[Snee]

Originally posted by chalice+12 April 2004 - 18:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 12 April 2004 - 18:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@12 April 2004 - 17:00
<!--QuoteBegin-chalice@12 April 2004 - 17:53
Will these representatives be anally probed?

If so, Ian Paisley and Margaret Thatcher.
They&#39;ll never get in.
Oh, I don&#39;t know. I&#39;d bet Mrs T&#39;s posterior is quite supple by know. It&#39;s had enough Home Secretarys&#39; tongues lodged in it. [/b][/quote]
Someone said she flushed britain down the toilet, I may need to change my opinion as to the tightness of her arse anyhow.

[vidcc]

Originally posted by j2k4@12 April 2004 - 06:34
Myself. :)
Will you be returning and will you still be posting? I&#39;ll vote for you :lol: :lol: :lol:

forget great scholars or politiCIANS, forget Generals or religious leaders. For me the person should be representative of selfishness and the better side of human nature. so i would send this man. I know not what sort of every day person he was but this is one of histories truly memorable moments.

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/tank.jpg

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by j2k4+12 April 2004 - 18:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 12 April 2004 - 18:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@12 April 2004 - 10:41
<!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@12 April 2004 - 15:34
Myself. :)
I can join you as Loretta (or Candy) but only at the weekends.
I will take what I can get, formidable as you are in any incarnation. :)

I expect we can get a volunteer for the anal probe.

Anybody? :huh: [/b][/quote]
To receive, or administer

http://www.buttonhouse.com/21000/Images/B-21014.gif

[j2k4]

To receive, of course&#33; :D

I will, of course, be suitably armored. ;)

[Snee]

Originally posted by j2k4@12 April 2004 - 18:20
To receive, of course&#33; :D

I will, of course, be suitably armored. ;)
Iron underwear?

[j2k4]

Originally posted by SnnY+12 April 2004 - 11:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY &#064; 12 April 2004 - 11:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@12 April 2004 - 18:20
To receive, of course&#33; :D

I will, of course, be suitably armored. ;)
Iron underwear? [/b][/quote]
Exactly so-

Where have you been, BTW?

[Busyman]

I would choose myself as well.
I don&#39;t need a female...well.................I am going to be visiting other planets and I don&#39;t want shag aliens so I choose....Halle Berry. She has to be quiet in important meeting though.

I&#39;ll do all the talking. ;)

[Snee]

@J2k4: Well...

My isp went bankrupt, I couldn&#39;t be arsed to get here on the one connection around these parts that I could borrow, (what i thought was a lousy 56k one was only 33k, and the browser of the computer in question was working quite badly). and my uni uses macs, I never touch that stuff. So I&#39;ve been offline, more or less.

As of today, however, I&#39;m officially back.

Now i&#39;m trying to find my old &#39;crew&#39;, titey, boab, danb, gemby&#33;, Jonno, lilmiss, pol, jacks etc.

Not much luck so far.

[Busyman]

Originally posted by SnnY@12 April 2004 - 13:49
Now i&#39;m trying to find my old &#39;crew&#39;, titey, boab, danb, gemby&#33;, Jonno, lilmiss, pol, jacks etc.

Not much luck so far.
The one&#39;s in bold are gone or rarely here.

[Snee]

Three of them I think I can find, but titey, him I&#39;ll have search for.

[RGX]

danb, gemby and myself are still here, antispam claimed another.


Welcome back Snny. ;)


Got antispammed trying to post this :frusty: .

[j2k4]

Originally posted by SnnY@12 April 2004 - 11:59
Three of them I think I can find, but titey, him I&#39;ll have search for.
Titey has gone off to design smilies, or some such.

I may have a link you can reach him with; I&#39;ll check.

He made my sig before he left. :)

Good to have you back, in any case. :D

Busyman:

I hear Janet Jackson is having difficulty finding work, and I&#39;m sure she can shut up just as good as Halle can. ;)

EDIT: Sorry Snny-no-can-do on titey.

[Busyman]

Originally posted by j2k4+12 April 2004 - 14:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 12 April 2004 - 14:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@12 April 2004 - 11:59
Three of them I think I can find, but titey, him I&#39;ll have search for.
Titey has gone off to design smilies, or some such.

I may have a link you can reach him with; I&#39;ll check.

He made my sig before he left. :)

Good to have you back, in any case. :D

Busyman:

I hear Janet Jackson is having difficulty finding work, and I&#39;m sure she can shut up just as good as Halle can. ;)

EDIT: Sorry Snny-no-can-do on titey. [/b][/quote]
Yeah man you&#39;re right&#33;&#33;&#33; Scrub Halle and put in Janet she much beautifuller, as George W. Bush would say.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Busyman@12 April 2004 - 12:13
Yeah man you&#39;re right&#33;&#33;&#33; Scrub Halle and put in Janet she much beautifuller, as George W. Bush would say.
Yeah, he would say that, wouldn&#39;t he? :lol:

Y&#39;know what, though?

He&#39;d be right&#33;

[vidcc]

Originally posted by Busyman@12 April 2004 - 09:48
I would choose myself as well.
I don&#39;t need a female...well.................I am going to be visiting other planets and I don&#39;t want shag aliens so I choose....Halle Berry. She has to be quiet in important meeting though.

I&#39;ll do all the talking. ;)
would this help you ?

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[Busyman]

Originally posted by vidcc+12 April 2004 - 14:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 12 April 2004 - 14:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@12 April 2004 - 09:48
I would choose myself as well.
I don&#39;t need a female...well.................I am going to be visiting other planets and I don&#39;t want shag aliens so I choose....Halle Berry. She has to be quiet in important meeting though.

I&#39;ll do all the talking. ;)
would this help you ?

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That might pose a problem in the bedroom.

I need that mouth workin&#39; properly then. :lol: :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by RGX@12 April 2004 - 19:04
danb, gemby and myself are still here, antispam claimed another.


Welcome back Snny. ;)


Got antispammed trying to post this :frusty: .
Oy, I missed this.

Hello RGX :)

[opivykid]

The ONLY person I&#39;d choose to represent earth is Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com/).He doesnt need anyone else, he&#39;d just go around kicking ass, until he rules all. All hail Maddox&#33;

[Snee]

Originally posted by Busyman+12 April 2004 - 20:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 12 April 2004 - 20:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by vidcc@12 April 2004 - 14:27
<!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@12 April 2004 - 09:48
I would choose myself as well.
I don&#39;t need a female...well.................I am going to be visiting other planets and I don&#39;t want shag aliens so I choose....Halle Berry. She has to be quiet in important meeting though.

I&#39;ll do all the talking. ;)
would this help you ?

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That might pose a problem in the bedroom.

I need that mouth workin&#39; properly then. :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Which is why it isn&#39;t sewn shut.

The teeth of the zipper might pose a problem though.

[glasgowcentral]

Wierd imaginations.....

But I&#39;d like it to be Cpt. Scarlet &#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by opivykid@12 April 2004 - 18:34
The ONLY person I&#39;d choose to represent earth is Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com/).He doesnt need anyone else, he&#39;d just go around kicking ass, until he rules all. All hail Maddox&#33;
Good choice. :D

I do like his rants, and his April Fool&#39;s trick had me in stitches (not the actual trick but the amount of people who believed it.) :lol:

[opivykid]

Hahaha ya its amazing how dumb some people are. But ya, he is most definitly the greatest man ever (conan o&#39;brien and macgyver are a close second :lol:)

[Snee]

MacGyver would pwn the aliens. :D

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

Originally posted by SnnY@12 April 2004 - 14:41
MacGyver would pwn the aliens. :D
mcguyver does own the aliens, dont you watch stargate sg-1? :D

[Canti]

I still say McDonalds....

If we are gonna plunder the universe, we might as well be honest and up front about it...

We can meet new and wonderful races.....
And turn them into happy meals...

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

oh, yea, with white meat nuggets :D

[Canti]

BEFORE

"We Come In Peace"
http://www.aliennado.blogger.com.br/greys.jpg

AFTER
"We Come In 6pc. and 12pc."
http://www.bus.iastate.edu/sakili/Sanson/340/McChicke%5B1%5D.jpg

[Snee]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³+12 April 2004 - 22:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mïcrösöül°V³ @ 12 April 2004 - 22:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@12 April 2004 - 14:41
MacGyver would pwn the aliens. :D
mcguyver does own the aliens, dont you watch stargate sg-1? :D [/b][/quote]
Yes, but where&#39;s the pen-knife?

or the ingenious ways of turning, say, two pieces of banana-peel and a tampon into a thermonuclear warhead/microwave?

In short, where&#39;s the trademark MacGyver pwnage?

[silent VI]

1) Gary Colemen

http://www.drmenlo.com/nimmo/images/coleman.jpg

2) or mega slut jenna jameson

http://static.wired.com/renevent/96/07/stuff/jenna.gif