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Spider_dude
04-13-2004, 04:22 PM
i am sitting infront of a vending machine which sells cigarettes for €.70 which in pounds is about 50p a pack, is this cheap enough for me to take up smoking. where is the fucking question mark on a spanish keyboard¿¿¿¿¿

JONNO_CELEBS
04-13-2004, 04:33 PM
I'm a cheap fag :)

£5 for oral, £7.50 for full, todays special offer, buy one get one free :lol:

Jonno B)

Samurai
04-13-2004, 04:42 PM
What does a crisp £20 note get me :lol:

Skweeky
04-13-2004, 04:43 PM
Can you bring me some? :huh:

Spider_dude
04-13-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@13 April 2004 - 16:43
Can you bring me some? :huh:
i would if it wasnt a duty free island. i can only bring back 200. and a litre of absinthe.

fred devliegher
04-13-2004, 04:59 PM
i am sitting infront of a vending machine which sells cigarettes for €.70 which in pounds is about 50p a pack, is this cheap enough for me to take up smoking.

Depends, really - how much is a lung transplant these days ? Oxygen bottles ? Day nurse ?

But I guess 50p is not a bad price to fuck up your respiratory system and screw the air for everyone in a 5m area around you.

Guzzle down the absinthe, try not to die on someone's doorstep.

Skweeky
04-13-2004, 05:02 PM
Goh, wat zijn we weer vriendelijk vandaag <_<

fred devliegher
04-13-2004, 05:04 PM
Goh, wat zijn we weer vriendelijk vandaag

Dat was niet slecht bedoeld hoor...

OK, een beetje, maar als ge drie mensen ziet doodgaan door zelfs maar een paar jaar te roken wordt ge een beetje "jumpy" bij het onderwerp.

Sorry Spider_dude, got carried away.

Edited for Dutch netspeak horrors.

Spider_dude
04-13-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by fred devliegher@13 April 2004 - 16:59

i am sitting infront of a vending machine which sells cigarettes for €.70 which in pounds is about 50p a pack, is this cheap enough for me to take up smoking.

Depends, really - how much is a lung transplant these days ? Oxygen bottles ? Day nurse ?

But I guess 50p is not a bad price to fuck up your respiratory system and screw the air for everyone in a 5m area around you.

Guzzle down the absinthe, try not to die on someone&#39;s doorstep.
thanks mum.

fred devliegher
04-13-2004, 05:06 PM
No problem, son.

Just remember to wear clean socks and don&#39;t take candy from strangers. ;)

Skweeky
04-13-2004, 05:07 PM
Ja kan ik begrijpen...maar pas een beetje op met zo&#39;n dingen te zeggen :)

Waar in Belgie woon je trouwens?

fred devliegher
04-13-2004, 05:10 PM
Een schattig dorpje ten oosten van Leuven. Golfterrein, openlucht shopping center, kerkje...

BTW, ik ken een Siggy die verdacht veel op u lijkt qua schrijfstijl en zot is van Muppets/fraggles- familie van ?

{I}{K}{E}
04-13-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@13 April 2004 - 18:07
Ja kan ik begrijpen...maar pas een beetje op met zo&#39;n dingen te zeggen :)

Waar in Belgie woon je trouwens?
blijf aub engels posten ;)

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please only post in english

internet.news
04-13-2004, 05:14 PM
mei chowp samure tamai kow peut kup passer mai angrid - kun pen baa mak maa leh mii kashew niddoy :P

fred devliegher
04-13-2004, 05:15 PM
Back to English it is.

BTW Spider_dude, where in the world can you still buy Absinthe ?

DanB
04-13-2004, 05:18 PM
Spider, bring me home a canary please :D

I used to have a budgie but he died :(

Skweeky
04-13-2004, 05:19 PM
Not that I know of fred...

I&#39;m originally from Mechelen :D

fred devliegher
04-13-2004, 05:23 PM
Siggy&#39;s from Limburg, and of a different gender too, I just read.
*phew*

If you were who I thought you were, I would&#39;ve pitied this board...

Sooo - Canaries, eh ? Absinthe, eh ? This&#39;ll settle an old bet...

J'Pol
04-13-2004, 05:30 PM
Is the canary you speak of in the E.U.

If it is then surely you can bring back as much as you want. As long as you buy it duty paid there and it&#39;s for personal use.

internet.news
04-13-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@13 April 2004 - 17:30
Is the canary you speak of in the E.U.

If it is then surely you can bring back as much as you want. As long as you buy it duty paid there and it&#39;s for personal use.
exactly although the "personal use" is subject to the country you are importing it to and the availability of seletape ;)

J'Pol
04-13-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by samsamsamsam+13 April 2004 - 18:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 13 April 2004 - 18:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@13 April 2004 - 17:30
Is the canary you speak of in the E.U.

If it is then surely you can bring back as much as you want. As long as you buy it duty paid there and it&#39;s for personal use.
exactly although the "personal use" is subject to the country you are importing it to and the availability of seletape ;) [/b][/quote]
Who&#39;s to say.

I think the "Hoverport" ruling placed the onus on Customs, not the traveller, to prove it was not personal use.

When returning from the E.U. you no longer make a declaration (red or green channel) you go through the blue channel, for free movement within Europe.

This is my understanding.

internet.news
04-13-2004, 05:43 PM
at least maybe then they would investigate how his previous canary died :ph34r:

DanB
04-13-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by samsamsamsam@13 April 2004 - 18:43
at least maybe then they would investigate how his previous canary died :ph34r:
The first one was a budgie :angry: called Burt :P


I wouldn&#39;t haver said it would be for my personal use but it wouldn&#39;t be for commercial interests :D

Spider_dude
04-19-2004, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@13 April 2004 - 17:30
Is the canary you speak of in the E.U.

If it is then surely you can bring back as much as you want. As long as you buy it duty paid there and it&#39;s for personal use.
the canary islands are just off the coast of africa, and are duty free islands. i am npow waiting till 3.30 when a bus will pick me up and put me on a plane home. be back on the forum circa 3am chaps. missed yous.

jazzthefunk
04-19-2004, 11:30 AM
:smoke: probably black tobacco @ 50 p so id leave it if i were you&#33; :smoke: