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Busyman

04-14-2004, 06:56 AM

I know the answer. Do you?

Do you believe "it's not the size of the boat but it's the motion in the ocean". :lol: :lol:

Do you know where the g-spot is? Do you believe there is a g-spot or is it a myth?

Can females ejaculate? (not piss :lol: :lol: )

Can a woman have an anal orgasm?

Does a woman get more nutrients from fellatio...or does a man get more from cunnilingus?

I know I'm going to get many "Google answers". :lol: :lol: :lol: .

hobbes

04-14-2004, 07:04 AM

Originally posted by Busyman@14 April 2004 - 07:56
I know the answer. Do you?

Do you believe "it's not the size of the boat but it's the motion in the ocean". :lol:  :lol:

Do you know where the g-spot is? Do you believe there is a g-spot or is it a myth?

Can females ejaculate? (not piss :lol:  :lol: )

Can a woman have an anal orgasm?

Does a woman get more nutrients from fellatio...or does a man get more from cunnilingus?

I know I'm going to get many "Google answers". :lol:  :lol:  :lol: .
Women like a large penis, but it is not necessary to achieve an orgasm.

The G-spot probably is similiar to the male prostate. If you hit the clit, it is irrelevant.

Ejaculating women ARE simply pissing.

Anal orgasm? Who cares, I don't like poop.

The protein load women get from fellatio makes it almost a necessay function if they wish to be healthy!

Skweeky

04-14-2004, 10:19 AM

- Most of us do NOT like a penis that is bigger than average. It is actually more about the width than the length.

- Yes of course there is a g-spot and it DOES make a difference. Some women cum easier by stimulation of the g-spot, others by stimulation of the clit. For some it is equally good.

- Yes of course they can ejaculate :rolleyes:

- Why wouldn't a woman be able to get an anal orgasm? Unlike men, women don't always need to be touched in a specific way to cum.

- Yes, there are much more nutricious substances in sperm then there are in 'womens cum' .

brenda

04-14-2004, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by hobbes@14 April 2004 - 07:04
The protein load women get from fellatio makes it almost a necessay function if they wish to be healthy!
:D :D :D :D
hilarious and also factual, i just laughed so hard i almost ejaculated (sorry i mean pissed myself)

as for the anal orgasm, a female orgasm is experienced throughout the entire body

Busyman

04-14-2004, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 06:19
- Most of us do NOT like a penis that is bigger than average. It is actually more about the width than the length.

- Yes of course there is a g-spot and it DOES make a difference. Some women cum easier by stimulation of the g-spot, others by stimulation of the clit. For some it is equally good.

- Yes of course they can ejaculate :rolleyes:

- Why wouldn't a woman be able to get an anal orgasm? Unlike men, women don't always need to be touched in a specific way to cum.

- Yes, there are much more nutricious substances in sperm then there are in 'womens cum' .
Damn we already have a winner!!!

....And of course from a woman

btw there is no protein "load" in semen.

Men get more "amino acid" from vaginal fluid. I'll tell you later about what you get....it ain't whole lot good.

Women get more "nutrients" from fellatio then we get from cunnilingus.
It is more like 25 to 8. (So women, when you suck dick, you'll end up with a vitamin!!! :lol: :lol: )

Most women do not ejaculate, but some can. It comes from a gland in the vagina (can't for the life of me remember the name right now)

For most women the clit is not the law. Eat pussy by focusing on the clit and in most cases you'll be fucking up instead of fucking.

Size does matter for women...to an extent. Ask any woman and she will tell you her "small" story.
Not long enough...you don't don't have a stroke. As soon as you move a tad, you are already out of the pussy. :lol: :lol: . You also will not hit her g-spot because you won't hit the angle enough to reach it.
No circumference and you are a pencil clanking around a jar. :lol: :lol:

Too big....and your just hurting her...but her vagina will stretch to accomodate ...................eventually.

In the end SIZE DOES MATTER, but any woman will tell you, you have to know how to "work it".

Skweeky...you are on the money!!! ;)

bujub22

04-14-2004, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by brenda@14 April 2004 - 06:23
a female orgasm is experienced throughout the entire body
:( i want 1 of those :blink: :D

Busyman

04-14-2004, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by bujub22+14 April 2004 - 08:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 14 April 2004 - 08:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brenda@14 April 2004 - 06:23
a female orgasm is experienced throughout the entire body
:( i want 1 of those :blink: :D [/b][/quote]
What orgasm ain't? ;) <_<

bujub22

04-14-2004, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by Busyman+14 April 2004 - 09:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 14 April 2004 - 09:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@14 April 2004 - 08:59
<!--QuoteBegin-brenda@14 April 2004 - 06:23
a female orgasm is experienced throughout the entire body
:( i want 1 of those :blink: :D
What orgasm ain't? ;) <_< [/b][/quote]
mine :(

all i get is a stiff leg!

NikkiD

04-14-2004, 01:06 PM

I should think it's similar for men. Muscles all over the body contract and release.

A hint for guys on how to tell if a woman really has had an orgasm... the muscle contractions are generally strongest in the vaginal wall when a woman orgasms. If this is during intercourse, you'll probably be able to feel this contracting on your penis.

Busyman

04-14-2004, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by NikkiD@14 April 2004 - 09:06
I should think it's similar for men. Muscles all over the body contract and release.

A hint for guys on how to tell if a woman really has had an orgasm... the muscle contractions are generally strongest in the vaginal wall when a woman orgasms. If this is during intercourse, you'll probably be able to feel this contracting on your penis.
Also, for the most part, her clitoris is super sensitive.

uzzi

04-14-2004, 01:12 PM

Snake style matters

http://seeingeyepython.com/blogger/images/oddstuff/snake.gif

bujub22

04-14-2004, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by NikkiD@14 April 2004 - 09:06
I should think it's similar for men. Muscles all over the body contract and release.

A hint for guys on how to tell if a woman really has had an orgasm... the muscle contractions are generally strongest in the vaginal wall when a woman orgasms. If this is during intercourse, you'll probably be able to feel this contracting on your penis.
:D ooooww yah!! ;)

another is if a women's lips are wet she ready to orgasm or she already has!...and i mean on her face . ;)

NikkiD

04-14-2004, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by Busyman@14 April 2004 - 08:10
Also, for the most part, her clitoris is super sensitive.
To the point where touching it causes her to jump 2 feet off the bed. :lol:

Adster

04-14-2004, 01:28 PM

hang on doesn't it make a difference who on top??? who dominating??

uzzi

04-14-2004, 01:31 PM

If u feel u are making love to a swimming pool, she probably already have had at least one orgazm..

http://www.mun.ca/cinema/image/2003f/swimming-pool.jpg

Busyman

04-14-2004, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by bujub22+14 April 2004 - 09:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 14 April 2004 - 09:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@14 April 2004 - 09:06
I should think it's similar for men. Muscles all over the body contract and release.

A hint for guys on how to tell if a woman really has had an orgasm... the muscle contractions are generally strongest in the vaginal wall when a woman orgasms. If this is during intercourse, you'll probably be able to feel this contracting on your penis.
:D ooooww yah!! ;)

another is if a women's lips are wet she ready to orgasm or she already has!...and i mean on her face . ;) [/b][/quote]
She's merely excited.

Busyman

04-14-2004, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by NikkiD+14 April 2004 - 09:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 14 April 2004 - 09:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@14 April 2004 - 08:10
Also, for the most part, her clitoris is super sensitive.
To the point where touching it causes her to jump 2 feet off the bed. :lol: [/b][/quote]
One trick is too try to make the woman take it. It's rather fun...............until you get kicked in the face. :( :lol: :lol:

A "friend" of mine told me it felt like her stomach turning inside out.

brenda

04-14-2004, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by Busyman+14 April 2004 - 13:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 14 April 2004 - 13:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@14 April 2004 - 08:59
<!--QuoteBegin-brenda@14 April 2004 - 06:23
a female orgasm is experienced throughout the entire body
:( i want 1 of those :blink: :D
What orgasm ain't? ;) <_< [/b][/quote]
yes but does it feel like a thousand tiny fireworks exploding in every cell of your body and the u go blind and lose the ability to speak

Snee

04-14-2004, 02:36 PM

Women think massive penises are droll or something, hmmm. :huh:

fred devliegher

04-14-2004, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by brenda+14 April 2004 - 15:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 14 April 2004 - 15:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Busyman@14 April 2004 - 13:02

Originally posted by bujub22@14 April 2004 - 08:59
<!--QuoteBegin-brenda@14 April 2004 - 06:23
a female orgasm is experienced throughout the entire body
:( i want 1 of those :blink: :D
What orgasm ain't? ;) <_<
yes but does it feel like a thousand tiny fireworks exploding in every cell of your body and the u go blind and lose the ability to speak [/b][/quote]
That sounds more like the effects of chemical warfare :huh:

NikkiD

04-14-2004, 02:49 PM

No, no, trust me, it's a good thing. ;)

Skweeky

04-14-2004, 03:25 PM

Nikki!!! Shoosht!! You cannot tell them how to find out if we're faking it or not. Do you know how many women out there need to fake an orgasm because they are having lousy sex??!! Yes, exactly, that many. :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer: I am not among those women :D

Anyway, yes an orgasm that's f*ck*mg great. Especially if you manage to have a few in a row. That should stop you thinking for a while :lol: I love it when Marc traces his tongue over my spine just after I cum B)

@SnnY: Believe me...if I look at a 'John Holmes' I have a natural tendency of crossing my legs :smilie4:

internet.news

04-14-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Busyman@14 April 2004 - 13:35
One trick is too try to make the woman take it. It's rather fun
That's it B, stop having her use a strap on and do it. :P (j/k)

BTW - That female shudder as you time yourself to blow can be the biggest turn on ever :D

Snee

04-14-2004, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 16:25
@SnnY: Believe me...if I look at a 'John Holmes' I have a natural tendency of crossing my legs :smilie4:
Wot, he makes you wanna go potty?

bujub22

04-14-2004, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 11:25
Nikki!!! Shoosht!! You cannot tell them how to find out if we're faking it or not. Do you know how many women out there need to fake an orgasm because they are having lousy sex??!! Yes, exactly, that many. :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer: I am not among those women :D

:lol: :lol:

how many men here ever have a orgasm back to back??

i have nearly killed me!! :blink: :lol:

Busyman

04-14-2004, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by bujub22+14 April 2004 - 11:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 14 April 2004 - 11:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 11:25
Nikki!!! Shoosht!! You cannot tell them how to find out if we're faking it or not. Do you know how many women out there need to fake an orgasm because they are having lousy sex??!! Yes, exactly, that many. :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer: I am not among those women :D

:lol: :lol:

how many men here ever have a orgasm back to back??

i have nearly killed me!! :blink: :lol: [/b][/quote]
I have but...what do you mean by back to back.?

I can go and stay in and keep on until I go again (without taking a piss). :D

To all the women out there, I have faked orgasms too(while inside).

When coming, I just keep moving like before and never stop. All the while my stomach is turning inside out. She never notices the difference. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll hear "Damn I'm wet". :lol: :lol:

And I go "Damn you sure are". :01:

Skweeky

04-14-2004, 04:36 PM

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, I was rather surprised when I found out my bf actually stays hard after cumming. Had a big smile on my face for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays. :lol:

Damn, all this talk about sex. Damn you people! I'm home alone till friday! <_<

Snee

04-14-2004, 04:41 PM

You're not a coy one, are you Skweeky?

Lucky boyfriend you have, I guess.

Busyman

04-14-2004, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 12:36
:lol: :lol:

Yeah, I was rather surprised when I found out my bf actually stays hard after cumming. Had a big smile on my face for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays. :lol:

Damn, all this talk about sex. Damn you people! I'm home alone till friday! <_<
I don't why but i've been that way all my life.

Second orgasms are better than the first.

Eventually though it just turns into a hard tool that my woman uses because it goes numb after the fourth time.

That's why I would never take Viagra. I think it would mess up my natural Cialisness. :lol: :lol:

The only time it would cross my mind to take the "pill" would be if I had a threesome. (I have never had one and would probably be so excited I might not stay up)

Skweeky

04-14-2004, 04:55 PM

@ SnnY : Well...I like sex a lot and for me it's on of the basic standards in a rel'p. I like almost anything and I like talking about it...My bf sometimes says jokingly he simply cannot believe he's living with a 20-year old bisexual sex-addict :lol:

@Busyman: That's great. One of the things I hate is when I'm about to cum and the guy cums about 2 seconds before me, then just stops :o I mean....come on!

So what would you guys absolutely NEVER do?

Snee

04-14-2004, 04:59 PM

I'd never sleep with someone I didn't have any affection for, that's one thing I'd never do.

I know it sounds simple, but it isn't always.

bujub22

04-14-2004, 05:00 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 12:55

So what would you guys absolutely NEVER do?
u cant stick your finger or any other things in my butt :angry:

damn girls love that 1 :angry: :lol: :lol:

NikkiD

04-14-2004, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 10:25
Nikki!!! Shoosht!! You cannot tell them how to find out if we're faking it or not. Do you know how many women out there need to fake an orgasm because they are having lousy sex??!! Yes, exactly, that many. :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, but Skweeky, with practice you can create the same effect using your kiegel (sp?) muscles and a guy would never know. And believe me, I know about lousy sex. I was married for 5 years. :lol:

Busyman

04-14-2004, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 12:55
@Busyman: That's great. One of the things I hate is when I'm about to cum and the guy cums about 2 seconds before me, then just stops :o I mean....come on!

So what would you guys absolutely NEVER do?
1. No fellas

2. Keep fingers out of my ass (and of course objects) :lol: :lol: :lol: . I have had different women trying to inch their fingers down around my ass...........Not gonna have it!!!!

3. Licking assholes.

ANYTHING else is cool.

Skweeky

04-14-2004, 05:06 PM

Yeah true Nik...but there have been moments in the past I was way to drunk to try that :lol:

@Joob Joob : But do you like getting licked there? :P

@Busyman: Watersports, bondage, s&m?

bujub22

04-14-2004, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 13:06

@Joob Joob : But do you like getting licked there? :P

:lol: :lol: in deed i do! :lol: but no finger's :angry: :D

other than that lick the day way! :lol: :lol:

Skweeky

04-14-2004, 05:15 PM

Typical :rolleyes: :lol:

Almost every guy I've ever been with liked both though :huh:

Snee

04-14-2004, 05:17 PM

Weird, I like neither.

Could liking it be a Belgian thing?

Or a sign of latent homsexuality?

bujub22

04-14-2004, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 13:15
Typical :rolleyes: :lol:

Almost every guy I've ever been with liked both though :huh:
:lol: :lol: NO!! jus 1 fo me!!http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/tongue.gif

bujub22

04-14-2004, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@14 April 2004 - 13:17
Weird, I like neither.

Could liking it be a Belgian thing?

Or a sign of latent homsexuality?
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:lol: as the stiff man would say - your not cool wid your sexuality ;)

Busyman

04-14-2004, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 13:06
Yeah true Nik...but there have been moments in the past I was way to drunk to try that :lol:

@Joob Joob : But do you like getting licked there? :P

@Busyman: Watersports, bondage, s&m?
What's "watersports"?

Asshole licking is called rimming right?

Bondage, s&m no problem. Haven't done it but hey, why not?

Ohhhhhh "watersports"

You mean golden showers. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Uh...no. Maybe if I'm in the shower or tub with her. :lol: :lol:

No shitting on me, or me shitting on her either. That's not even sexual. That's like playing in mud but 1000 times worse. :x

bujub22

04-14-2004, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by Busyman@14 April 2004 - 13:20

No shitting on me, or me shitting on her either. That's not even sexual. That's like playing in mud but 1000 times worse. :x
:lol: :lol: :( yah i ain't down for that either!

Busyman

04-14-2004, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by bujub22+14 April 2004 - 13:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 14 April 2004 - 13:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@14 April 2004 - 13:20

No shitting on me, or me shitting on her either. That's not even sexual. That's like playing in mud but 1000 times worse. :x
:lol: :lol: :( yah i ain't down for that either! [/b][/quote]
Right owne bruh!!!! ;)

Snee

04-14-2004, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by bujub22+14 April 2004 - 18:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 14 April 2004 - 18:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@14 April 2004 - 13:17
Weird, I like neither.

Could liking it be a Belgian thing?

Or a sign of latent homsexuality?
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:lol: as the stiff man would say - your not cool wid your sexuality ;) [/b][/quote]
Oh, yeah?

I'm not cool with being penetrated, that's not the same.

j2k4

04-14-2004, 05:34 PM

So, as regards Busyman's original topic:

Size is relative-too big is just that: too big.

Too small is less of a problem, but not so hot.

Average guy; the way to fly. ;)

So be it.

What does seem to be all-important (and I would have posted to this effect earlier, but was having fun reading you guys) is TECHNIQUE.

Do we have a consensus on the point? :D

Busyman

04-14-2004, 05:57 PM

Absolutely

Originally posted by Busyman
In the end SIZE DOES MATTER, but any woman will tell you, you have to know how to "work it".

;)

hobbes

04-14-2004, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by Busyman@14 April 2004 - 13:05

btw there is no protein "load" in semen.

Men get more "amino acid" from vaginal fluid.

Remeber BM, the protein is the "sperm" themeselves.  The seminal vesicle fluid helps to maintain pH and and lubricate the urethra for "launch", but at ejaculation the woman gets the fluid and the semen.

Most women do not ejaculate, but some can. It comes from a gland in the vagina (can't for the life of me remember the name right now)

Let us clarify, the vagina is lined with many small glands and I can imagine an orgasm triggering many of these glands to release fluid causing the wet bedsheets, but when I think of "ejaculation" I'm talking about those chicks that gush huge quantities of fluid all over the place. The only place down there that can store that much fluid is the urinary bladder. Additionally vaginal fluids are present for the purpose of Ph regulation and lubrication, so there is no need for a female to ejaculate, it would serve no purpose. 

I imagine in those cases in which you get a "gusher" this is just a spasm of a urethral sphicter and you get "squirts" of urine.  I've seen it happen, kind of freaky.

The porn industry has tried to propagate this legend why putting various white liquids in the urinary bladder, then having the female fake an orgasm and pee it out in squirts.

For most women the clit is not the law. Eat pussy by focusing on the clit and in most cases you'll be fucking up instead of fucking.

Women are very different in regard to how to address the clit.  Some women don't mind direct touching, but most seem to enjoy indirect rubbing, and do it themselves when on top, doing that pelvic grind.

As for the finger in the butt issue, many people recommend it as an orgasm enhancer. I think I will just pass on this, because after the orgasm is over, I don't want my woman touching me with that finger and it is not very romantic to watch her walk to the bathroom to wash that nasty thing off.

Busyman

04-14-2004, 06:58 PM

That cracks me up in some porns that they say a woman is ejaculating when she's pissing away. It amazes me the folks that this.

"It sure is warm ohhhhhhhhhhh" :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've never heard of sperm being a protein. I know there's spermidine, spermine, magnesium, potassium, fructose, and others. I'll check on the protein thing. That'll just be one more ingredient that I can tout as being "nutritional.

On the other hand, vaginal fluid has urea, mucous, fatty acids, amino acids, and one more I can't think of right now. That's not very appetizing. :( .

Why couldn't have been somewhat flipped?

Skweeky

04-14-2004, 07:07 PM

Rimming is ass fingering I think :huh:

And it definitely is an orgasm enhancer. I've knowm guys almost hitting the ceiling because of that :lol: And as for it being icky...you don't have to do it when you have 'one up there'. :lol:

And SnnY...the prostate gland is very sensitive, it has nothing to do with latent homosexuality in any way :)

Busyman

04-14-2004, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 15:07
Rimming is ass fingering I think :huh:

And it definitely is an orgasm enhancer. I've knowm guys almost hitting the ceiling because of that :lol: And as for it being icky...you don't have to do it when you have 'one up there'. :lol:

And SnnY...the prostate gland is very sensitive, it has nothing to do with latent homosexuality in any way :)
Stimulating the prostate is the way hospitals can get a sperm sample if they don't get it "the other way". :lol:

hobbes

04-14-2004, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by Busyman+14 April 2004 - 23:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 14 April 2004 - 23:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 April 2004 - 15:07
Rimming is ass fingering I think :huh:

And it definitely is an orgasm enhancer. I've knowm guys almost hitting the ceiling because of that :lol:  And as for it being icky...you don't have to do it when you have 'one up there'.  :lol:

And SnnY...the prostate gland is very sensitive, it has nothing to do with latent homosexuality in any way :)
Stimulating the prostate is the way hospitals can get a sperm sample if they don't get it "the other way". :lol: [/b][/quote]
Does anyone know about "animal husbandry".

My ex-housemate used to put on rubber gloves, stick his forearm up a bulls ass and rub it's prostate.

The bull would "blow" into a collection test-tube and the sample would be flash frozen.

Ah, the lucrative and classy market of semen selling.

Pigs are a bit smarter and can be taught how to masturbate on a machine, making the whole ass-master duty unnecessary.

chalice

04-14-2004, 10:44 PM

Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.

hobbes

04-14-2004, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.
I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags.

chalice

04-14-2004, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by hobbes+14 April 2004 - 22:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 14 April 2004 - 22:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.
I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags. [/b][/quote]
I hope you know you've ruined me now, Hobbes.

My mind will now be perpetually invaded by pigs in onanism.

Pink Floyd will never be the same again.

Edit-I couldn't see the keyboard for pig money shots.

hobbes

04-14-2004, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by chalice+14 April 2004 - 23:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 14 April 2004 - 23:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@14 April 2004 - 22:48
<!--QuoteBegin-chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.
I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags.
I hope you know you've ruined be now, Hobbes.

My mind will now be perpetually invaded by pigs in onanism.

Pink Floyd will never be the same again.[/b][/quote]
Oh sorry, but it is about time you understood what "pigs on the wing" really meant!

http://members.aol.com/pgrsel/barrett/lpanimaa.jpg

It is the Enlightment Tree which often bears the most bitter of fruits.

Biggles

04-14-2004, 11:02 PM

Size clearly matters

Whilst a small glass of finest malt apple is appreciated, it lacks the authority of a large one.

I am not sure about all this prostrating of oneself and putting fingers on the rim of a chap's glass (there are some damned funny drinking customs out there) :ph34r:

chalice

04-14-2004, 11:04 PM

http://it.geocities.com/francobrain/1pink5.jpg

brenda

04-15-2004, 12:58 AM

guys this thread has gon crazy since i last checked in!!!!!!!!!!

it began as stats, got a bit sexy (i think skweeky was to thank for that), then it became faecally obssessed and now there is the pig issue!!! where will it all end.......

my opinion on the original matter is that sex is great.....all sex
crazy sex
quick sex
funny sex
dirty sex
taking about sex
thinking about sex
sex with someone u love
sex with a stranger
indoors
outdoors
alone
with an audience!

clearly i am not getting enough

....size is irrelevant, safety isn't

Mathea

04-15-2004, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by hobbes+14 April 2004 - 22:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 14 April 2004 - 22:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:44
Masturbating pigs.

The tree of knowledge sometimes bears bitter fruits.
I forgot the added cost and embarrassment of going to "adult bookstores" to buy all those erotic piggy porn mags. [/b][/quote]
get em a blowup pig. cheaper than mags n its washable too! :lol:

Skweeky

04-15-2004, 12:13 PM

Let's move on to fetisjes :D

What really gets you going??

I like being tied up, I like to dress up really slutty and treated in the same way :D I like sex outdoors, I love tight black boxers on a guy...

What about the rest of you?

brotherdoobie

04-15-2004, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 April 2004 - 07:13
Let's move on to fetisjes :D

What really gets you going??

I like being tied up, I like to dress up really slutty and treated in the same way :D I like sex outdoors, I love tight black boxers on a guy...

What about the rest of you?
Sure I would love to tie you up ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

Busyman

04-15-2004, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 April 2004 - 08:13
Let's move on to fetisjes :D

What really gets you going??

I like being tied up, I like to dress up really slutty and treated in the same way :D I like sex outdoors, I love tight black boxers on a guy...

What about the rest of you?
Damn, I hate wearing tight ball huggers!!!

brenda

04-15-2004, 04:36 PM

dressing up is fantastic, corsets are a particular favourite of mine, in fact the 18th century whore look is always popular. The whole sub/dom thing does it for me every time.

bujub22

04-15-2004, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by brenda@15 April 2004 - 12:36
dressing up is fantastic, corsets are a particular favourite of mine, in fact the 18th century whore look is always popular. The whole sub/dom thing does it for me every time.
need a pic ;) :D

brenda

04-15-2004, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by bujub22@15 April 2004 - 16:39
need a pic ;) :D
of my wardrobe ??? :P

bujub22

04-15-2004, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by brenda+15 April 2004 - 12:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 15 April 2004 - 12:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@15 April 2004 - 16:39
need a pic ;)  :D
of my wardrobe ??? :P [/b][/quote]
no!.. of u doll ;) :lol: :lol:

brenda

04-15-2004, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by bujub22+15 April 2004 - 16:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 15 April 2004 - 16:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brenda@15 April 2004 - 12:42
<!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@15 April 2004 - 16:39
need a pic ;) :D
of my wardrobe ??? :P
no!.. of u doll ;) :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
sorry sweet i havn't got any :(

i'll make a concerted effort to get some done ;)

but only if u send me one of your good self dressed in similar attire ! :lol:

Skweeky

04-15-2004, 04:57 PM

Oh yeah the dom/sub thing is great.

Don't really like the 18th century though. I'm more into high black shiny boots, black stockings, short dress and a leather vest :D

bujub22

04-15-2004, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by brenda+15 April 2004 - 12:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 15 April 2004 - 12:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@15 April 2004 - 16:43

Originally posted by brenda@15 April 2004 - 12:42
<!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@15 April 2004 - 16:39
need a pic ;) :D
of my wardrobe ??? :P
no!.. of u doll ;) :lol: :lol:
sorry sweet i havn't got any :(

i'll make a concerted effort to get some done ;)

but only if u send me one of your good self dressed in similar attire ! :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

and sweeks that sounds nice!! :D :smilie4:

brenda

04-15-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 April 2004 - 16:57
Oh yeah the dom/sub thing is great.

Don't really like the 18th century though. I'm more into high black shiny boots, black stockings, short dress and a leather vest :D
yep black boots, stockings, i with ya there girl, a bit of bondage and excessive teasing too .......

god this is all getting too much for me, i have recently become a single lady and i'm gonna have to go out and find a new playmate before i explode !!!!!!!!!

brenda

04-15-2004, 05:10 PM

i've just noticed that my last post was number 69 hahahahahahaha

bujub22

04-15-2004, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by brenda@15 April 2004 - 13:10
i've just noticed that my last post was number 69 hahahahahahaha
:lol: :lol: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/la.gif

Busyman

04-15-2004, 07:24 PM

I love a woman in stockings, garter belt, naked snatch, big ass, hourglass shape.

Not really a breast man but...........ok I'll take big ones if ya got 'em. ;)

I love agressive women. It's a nice change of pace from me being the one doing everything.

Biggles

04-15-2004, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@15 April 2004 - 12:13
Let's move on to fetisjes :D

What really gets you going??

I like being tied up, I like to dress up really slutty and treated in the same way :D I like sex outdoors, I love tight black boxers on a guy...

What about the rest of you?
I am afraid I am rather dull. It is the old fashioned lady in thigh high sea waders filled with custard for me. Of course if any of the custard is spilled then it is followed with the spanking with a trout.

As I said, rather tame really :ph34r:

Busyman

04-15-2004, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by Biggles+15 April 2004 - 17:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Biggles @ 15 April 2004 - 17:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@15 April 2004 - 12:13
Let's move on to fetisjes :D

What really gets you going??

I like being tied up, I like to dress up really slutty and treated in the same way :D I like sex outdoors, I love tight black boxers on a guy...

What about the rest of you?
I am afraid I am rather dull. It is the old fashioned lady in thigh high sea waders filled with custard for me. Of course if any of the custard is spilled then it is followed with the spanking with a trout.

As I said, rather tame really :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
:ph34r: :x :x :x :x :x

Busyman

04-16-2004, 01:45 PM

Where's ghetto gurl? I want her input. :D

bujub22

04-16-2004, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by Busyman@16 April 2004 - 09:45
Where's ghetto gurl? I want her input. :D
have'nt heard that name in a while!

Biggles

04-16-2004, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Busyman+15 April 2004 - 22:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 15 April 2004 - 22:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Biggles@15 April 2004 - 17:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@15 April 2004 - 12:13
Let's move on to fetisjes :D

What really gets you going??

I like being tied up, I like to dress up really slutty and treated in the same way :D I like sex outdoors, I love tight black boxers on a guy...

What about the rest of you?
I am afraid I am rather dull. It is the old fashioned lady in thigh high sea waders filled with custard for me. Of course if any of the custard is spilled then it is followed with the spanking with a trout.

As I said, rather tame really :ph34r:
:ph34r: :x :x :x :x :x [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I do like your lady in jeans though. :)

Busyman

04-16-2004, 05:00 PM

It's good to hear that everyone doesn't just like the 'Paris Hilton' types. ;)

Skweeky

04-16-2004, 05:56 PM

It's good to know there are people who like big asses (like mine :D)

Snee

04-16-2004, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Busyman@16 April 2004 - 18:00
It's good to hear that everyone doesn't just like the 'Paris Hilton' types. ;)
Who apart from weirdoes do, really, deep down?

Busyman

04-16-2004, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@16 April 2004 - 13:56
It's good to know there are people who like big asses (like mine :D)
Hey Skweeks............

I reeaally like big asses and am not a big breast man........

:wub: :wub: :devil: :devil:

Too bad Marc's in the picture. :P

Skweeky

04-16-2004, 06:17 PM

:lol: :lol:

There is that, and I'm also NOT moving again! <_<

Busyman

04-16-2004, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by Skweeky@16 April 2004 - 14:17
:lol: :lol:

There is that, and I'm also NOT moving again! <_<
Damn I forgot you just moved. Shit!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mïcrösöül°V³

04-17-2004, 04:04 AM

hey!!! dont be dissin' paris hilton like that :angry: :P :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS

04-17-2004, 10:20 AM

Well after reading all this (don't believe I missed it) I'm only gonna answer the title question cos some of these coments are so stoopid :rolleyes:

Does size matter?

Depends on the woman, do all guys like big tits?

I know several "Slags" (self proclaimed) who don't like big cock, I'm talking big girls who terrify you, chew you up and spit you out, but do not like big cock.
Yet some small girls sorta 5 foot and 6 stone who crave the bigger the better.

One woman can only answer this for herself, same as a man can only answer if he likes big lips or tight pussy, some men like to "Fuck a bucket" others like a bit of preasure round their cock.

What us blokes need is telscopic twistable cocks :D :lol:

I still say it's mostly down to WHO you're with rather than what they've got :)

See look at that, a whole post and I did'nt mention my penis once, ain't I a good boy :D

Jonno B)

Busyman

04-17-2004, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 April 2004 - 06:20
Well after reading all this (don't believe I missed it) I'm only gonna answer the title question cos some of these coments are so stoopid :rolleyes:

Does size matter?

Depends on the woman, do all guys like big tits?

I know several "Slags" (self proclaimed) who don't like big cock, I'm talking big girls who terrify you, chew you up and spit you out, but do not like big cock.
Yet some small girls sorta 5 foot and 6 stone who crave the bigger the better.

One woman can only answer this for herself, same as a man can only answer if he likes big lips or tight pussy, some men like to "Fuck a bucket" others like a bit of preasure round their cock.

What us blokes need is telscopic twistable cocks :D :lol:

I still say it's mostly down to WHO you're with rather than what they've got :)

See look at that, a whole post and I did'nt mention my penis once, ain't I a good boy :D

Jonno B)
You messed up Jonno. You actually did mention it.

I don't see why guys like HUMONGOUS breasts.

Small girls like it because like it because they like to be overwelmed. I called it little girl syndrome. It feels like I'll break them or something. So boney and it feels like I'm hittin their sternum. :lol: :lol:

@Microsoul V- Paris Hilton just reminds me of a 12 year old. That's all. Yuck.

JONNO_CELEBS

04-17-2004, 02:10 PM

I was actually aproached by this really rough looking tart in the pub a couple of years ago, she walked up to me and said "You not wearing pants, I can see your cock, wanna test it?" I thought.....Ewwwww :x She was one ugly mama, so I just turned away and said "I'd split you in half darlin'" :lol: :lol: :lol:

And What you said about men liking big breasts, you just proved my exact point, each to their own :)

Jonno B)

Busyman

10-02-2005, 03:50 AM

Shameless over a year ago bump.............

asmithz

10-02-2005, 03:54 AM

Shameless over a year ago bump.............

Gawd Busyman, that is shameless. :rolleyes:

j2k4

10-02-2005, 04:06 AM

Indeed...shameless. ;)

Wolfmight

10-02-2005, 04:08 AM

:lol: :lol: Dammit man, another "NASTY"!. this forum has gone pervo.

asmithz

10-02-2005, 05:03 AM

:lol: :lol: Dammit man, another "NASTY"!. this forum has gone pervo.

but its for the best :D

NikkiD

10-02-2005, 05:36 AM

What's with the bumping of old threads? :lol:

I miss Skweeky. :cry:

Djtima

10-02-2005, 06:05 AM

'womens cum' .
I Prefer the name 'Mickey Juice' :cool2:
woah... why would you re-surface a thread like this....?
:O

Buffalo

10-02-2005, 11:13 AM

Damm interesting read all this, I'm getting an education lol
An old local fisherman once said to me & Jonno, "A Black pussy smells better than a white pussy" I'm still trying to work that one out lol
I think that size does matter, as long as it looks good and usable, but it's no good being paranoid if ya got a small one, you are what you are.

Goodbye from Buffalo, I'm off today, no net connection where i'm going.
Just hope Jonno has a great life with his new soul mate.

brotherdoobie

10-02-2005, 03:35 PM

Women can orgasm? :O

Peace bd

j2k4

10-02-2005, 03:50 PM

woah... why would you re-surface a thread like this....?
:O

Busyman must have discovered something, and wants to tell us all about it... :naughty:

ziggyjuarez

10-02-2005, 03:52 PM

I only learn from them DVDZ

j2k4

10-02-2005, 03:57 PM

On a more directly relative note, of course size is important-it has tremendous impact on the quantity and type of gear one needs to have at hand (or bedside) when one undertakes to pleasure certain individuals.

Lighting, safety gear, ropes and attendent tackle, food...one can be gone for hours-some such expeditions are reminiscent of a good day's spelunking... :naughty:

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: