The Shitty Jobs

[chalice]

Some jobs are just not worth the wages.

Hobbes got me thinking that the guy who teaches the pigs to masturbate must be thinking that there's something out there better for him.

What are the worst jobs? Real, legitimate, tax-earning embarrassments.

What about the guy who sifts through your feces mending pipes? Is he paid enough?

[Marius24]

Originally posted by chalice@14 April 2004 - 23:29
Some jobs are just not worth the wages.

Hobbes got me thinking that the guy who teaches the pigs to masturbate must be thinking that there's something out there better for him.

What are the worst jobs? Real, legitimate, tax-earning embarrassments.

What about the guy who sifts through your feces mending pipes? Is he paid enough?
u mean plumbers? As for worst job i ain't got a clue :lol:

[rewski54]

Plumbers can make pretty good money. I personally work for a company that pours concrete and installs water and sewer lines.

[gungrave]

street cleaners :lol:

[Marius24]

Originally posted by rewski54@15 April 2004 - 01:32
Plumbers can make pretty good money. I personally work for a company that pours concrete and installs water and sewer lines.
what do you think of the job? Doesn't sound very nice :rolleyes:

[rewski54]

I actually like it. It's hard physical work at times but it's a great way to stay in shape. It's also nice working outside in the summer. And as I said the pay can be pretty good if you stay with it. You just have to learn that if your dealing with sewers to keep your hands away from your mouth!!!

[Aaron_T]

my nightmare job would be an ice cream man :o


or a roadsweeper :lol:

[silent VI]

Zone Runner scray shit

[james_bond_rulez]

an ESL teacher <_<

[brotherdoobie]

A crack whores assisiant has my vote for worse job. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[aoyv73]

priest

[100%]

Subway Drivers

http://historicaltextarchive.com/mexphotos/metro.gif

[bujub22]

sperm injecter for horses ;) :(

[enoughfakefiles]

Painting road signs. :blink:

http://bblmedia.com/sign9.jpg


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

I think being a chicken sexer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_sexer) would be a pretty shit job :lol:

[Gemby!]

dentist is a crap job - i done work experience there and it put me rite off - so boring &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; the teeth thing didnt bother me though

and isn&#39;t everyjob crap ? i mean im sure you would all just prefere to laze about and be rich and just hang about for the whole day B)

[vidcc]

i always thought that a proctologist had a pretty bum job

[vidcc]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@15 April 2004 - 15:58
i mean im sure you would all just prefere to laze about and be rich and just hang about for the whole day B)
It&#39;s ok for a while but it gets boring :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by vidcc+16 April 2004 - 00:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 16 April 2004 - 00:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@15 April 2004 - 15:58
i mean im sure you would all just prefere to laze about and be rich and just hang about for the whole day&nbsp; B)
It&#39;s ok for a while but it gets boring :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
im a teenager - i dont care how boring it gets - its better than working &#33;

imagine the amount of daytime tv i could watch - trisha here i come &#33;

[Darth Sushi]

http://www.outambemnao.blogger.com.br/elephant_shit_catcher.jpg

[Marius24]

http://www.worstjob.com/images/toilet.gif


http://www.worstjob.com/2003.html :lol:

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by danb@15 April 2004 - 17:52
I think being a chicken sexer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_sexer) would be a pretty shit job :lol:
Wasn&#39;t Spider_Dude saying somethng about that and how he had gone for an interview for it :lol:

[gungrave]

a retards slave :lol:

[djweiser]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 April 2004 - 07:41
Subway Drivers

http://historicaltextarchive.com/mexphotos/metro.gif
I actually wouldnt mind that.

[MagicNakor]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@15 April 2004 - 18:49
Painting road signs. :blink:

http://bblmedia.com/sign9.jpg


:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have a friend who does that.

He gets paid an insane amount of money to stand there and stencil a road. Something in the area of &#036;25/hour (and that&#39;s USD).

:ninja:

[Busyman]

My job can be shitty at times.

One time I had to run cable under an old construction trailer in DC.

You know how you might see an object but really pay attention?

Well I was crawling under the trailer with spiders and webbing all over the place, I saw something...but kept crawling, even with a couple cockroaches that dropped down onto may head from the floor above.

I keep crawling to other end, feed the cable through then turn around back the way I came (through the trash and spiders).

When I&#39;m near getting from under there, it felt like something was hooked onto my arm.

I pull away towards my face and there staring at me was a partially skeletonized dead cat with bugs and shit running all over it.

When I say towards my face I mean RIGHT IN MY FACE&#33;&#33;&#33;

I crawled from under there so fast that ripped through my protective overalls and my jeans getting through the opening.

[Dubhguy]

Originally posted by vidcc@16 April 2004 - 00:03
i always thought that a proctologist had a pretty bum job
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Suprised no one else got that.

Umm, Gravedigger would be the pits. And hosting a show like Maury or Jerry Springer would not be fun at all. Dealing with perverts and physchos all day? What eternal bliss.