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brotherdoobie
04-18-2004, 10:56 AM
I'm an Aries.
How about you?

I feel like I should be sipping on a Martini and smoking a
cigar as I post this.
I guess Kool-Aid and a cigarette will have to do. ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

bujub22
04-18-2004, 10:57 AM
:lol: libra

and kool aid and cigs are good here to! :D

4th gen
04-18-2004, 11:00 AM
Capricorn, but I don't believe in all that star sign crap

Skweeky
04-18-2004, 11:10 AM
Taurus :D

Apparently I'm lazy. I beg to differ

*lies back down on her mattress, cleverly installed so she doesn't really have to get up to type and browse*

fred devliegher
04-18-2004, 11:12 AM
Gemini.

Don't believe in starsigns either.

brotherdoobie
04-18-2004, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@18 April 2004 - 06:10
Taurus :D

Apparently I'm lazy. I beg to differ

*lies back down on her mattress, cleverly installed so she doesn't really have to get up to type and browse*
My daughter Kylee is a Taurus.
She just turned seven.

She's not lazy either*coughs*
She's just mellow ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

brotherdoobie
04-18-2004, 11:27 AM
http://www.zippyimages.com/files/16380/aries.jpg


Peace brotherdoobie

Skweeky
04-18-2004, 11:38 AM
When's her b-day?

They also say I'm stubborn. All my life I've been telling them that's not true! :angry:

brotherdoobie
04-18-2004, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Skweeky@18 April 2004 - 06:38
When's her b-day?

They also say I'm stubborn. All my life I've been telling them that's not true! :angry:
April 16th.
:lol:

Peace brotherdoobie

Ella
04-18-2004, 11:59 AM
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are
a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving
on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and
enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus
drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras
die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most
Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

brotherdoobie
04-18-2004, 12:02 PM
Oh Christ!!!......I am laughing my ass off for real. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Excellent!!!


Peace brotherdoobie

Rat Faced
04-18-2004, 12:04 PM
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.


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brotherdoobie
04-18-2004, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@18 April 2004 - 07:04

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.


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I have often enjoyed masturbation more than sex :blink:


Peace brotherdoobie

DarthInsinuate
04-18-2004, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Ella@18 April 2004 - 11:59
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.
i don&#39;t believe in star signs though, wait a minute, holy crap they work, i really was born between May 23 and June 22

[B][O][T]
04-18-2004, 12:08 PM
I&#39;m a Virgo


Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus
drivers and pimps.

:D

BOT

Rat Faced
04-18-2004, 12:09 PM
Brotherdoobie,

I was talking about me :P

Ella
04-18-2004, 12:11 PM
Me too, BOT. Funny sods, aint we?? :rolleyes:

brotherdoobie
04-18-2004, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@18 April 2004 - 07:09
Brotherdoobie,

I was talking about me :P
I know.
Just stating my preference. :lol:

Peace brotherdoobie

ck-uk
04-18-2004, 12:19 PM
http://www.peterpracownik.com/mimages/zodiacalt/libra.jpg

enoughfakefiles
04-18-2004, 01:01 PM
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people&#39;s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won&#39;t be worth a shit.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

We`ve just got broadband in our cells. :ph34r:

Snee
04-18-2004, 01:08 PM
Dammit&#33; I should be gay then.

This is news to me. :blink:

(libra)

pusher
04-18-2004, 01:10 PM
I&#39;m a Leo/Virgo cusp. :)

DanB
04-18-2004, 01:12 PM
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

That would be me then :lol: :lol:

Snee
04-18-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by danb@18 April 2004 - 14:12

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

That would be me then :lol: :lol:
Not fair, you got the cool stuff.

Lilmiss
04-18-2004, 01:24 PM
Im an evil Scorpio. :ph34r:

Snee
04-18-2004, 01:27 PM
i can believe that. :P

Lilmiss
04-18-2004, 01:50 PM
Urm, thanks for the vote of confidence, pal.

Youre no angel either. :D

Snee
04-18-2004, 01:54 PM
I resent that.

I mean, c&#39;mon look at me picture.

Marius24
04-18-2004, 02:22 PM
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

:rolleyes:

mortsapprentice
04-18-2004, 02:31 PM
[/QUOTE]Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are
a general dipshit.


sounds bout right to me :blink:

Skweeky
04-18-2004, 03:10 PM
Don&#39;t worry, you&#39;ll be the baron of Stoo-Hielet one day

silent VI
04-18-2004, 03:17 PM
Libra

- Nightmare -
04-18-2004, 03:23 PM
Gemini B)

cowswithguns
04-18-2004, 05:17 PM
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus
drivers and pimps.


I&#39;ll be off now to drive me bus :lol:

Snee
04-18-2004, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@18 April 2004 - 16:10
Don&#39;t worry, you&#39;ll be the baron of Stoo-Hielet one day
That&#39;s the dutch spelling innit?

I know it&#39;s spelled differently in the english version.

EDit: Yup, checked me "Mapp", it&#39;s "Sto Helit".

Maybe I should try reading them in dutch too, I hear their version is really good, gotta learn more dutch first though.

Mïcrösöül°V³
04-18-2004, 05:29 PM
http://www.microsoulv3.com/sign.jpg

this is my sign






actually, im libra.

Dubhguy
04-18-2004, 05:49 PM
Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.


That&#39;s pretty true. And communism COULD work if people weren&#39;t idiots. Animals can have communism, but humans cant look to the big picture enough to deal with no possesions. The greed overcomes people, like a riptide, pulling them down into the dark depths....

So yeah, Taurus, and my b-day is in one week, (25th) so send money, large bills preferably.

Skweeky
04-18-2004, 05:54 PM
Yeah, it&#39;s the Dutch version. The translations are very very good. I read most books both in English and Dutch and to be honest...some of the Dutch ones are funnier :lol:

gungrave
04-18-2004, 06:01 PM
:blink:
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving
on incest.
:blink:

"You are a quick and intelligent thinker"
no im not.
"People like you because you are bisexual"
that aint true and most people dont like me :blink:
"You are inclined to expect too much for too little" so :rolleyes:

:ph34r:

rewski54
04-18-2004, 06:35 PM
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Marius24
04-18-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Marius24@18 April 2004 - 14:22

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

:rolleyes:
jebus christ, i just read mine (i was on auto poilet before) and mine is true... :ph34r:

gungrave
04-18-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Marius24+18 April 2004 - 19:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marius24 @ 18 April 2004 - 19:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Marius24@18 April 2004 - 14:22

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

:rolleyes:
jebus christ, i just read mine (i was on auto poilet before) and mine is true... :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gemby!
04-18-2004, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Ella@18 April 2004 - 11:59
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

thats not fair &#33;&#33;

me no lie :angel2:


Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving
on incest.


daddy ?? something your not telling me ...?

djweiser
04-18-2004, 09:35 PM
september 9th - whats that?

enoughfakefiles
04-18-2004, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by djweiser@18 April 2004 - 21:35
september 9th - whats that?
The day after september 8th. :blink:

sArA
04-19-2004, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Ella@18 April 2004 - 11:59
[Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.


Very funny....but I am really lazy. Me? Stubborn? No&#33; I would NEVER see myself that way&#33;&#33;&#33; =]

Busyman
04-19-2004, 01:23 AM
Gemini

I don&#39;t believe in signs.

Mathea
04-19-2004, 01:26 AM
Cancer



where the hell is my welfare check?????