Best Excuses

[threelions00]

Just wondering if anyone has any good excuses that i could use in the case of an emergency...i usually come out with some well thought but flawed excuses...

[delphin460]

lol, the best excuse i ever used was

please forgive me , i have no excuse

left them speachless, lol and i got away with it

[shn]

"No one could access the forum because..................."

I'll let you fill in the blanks. ;)

[100%]

Instead of saying
"He/She/You/I dropped it"

the spanish say
"It fell"
;)

[mortsapprentice]

Heres one i heard on some show i cant remember

A chap somewhere in the usa was stoped for going 80 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. The driver explained that he had a bee flying around his head so he sped up to 80, hoping that the bee couldn't fly that fast and would not be able to fly out of the back seat area to get at him.....

[Gemby!]

would this face lie to you ?? >_< ...wrong smiley ... o:) there we go

[Marius24]

what is up the creek :ph34r: